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Fate of the Plate

I think we're gonna put it in a large jar. Maybe throw it in the ocean with a message rolled up that says "Beware ye who find this... of the 31. Watch it and your life be done!" That or I'll just put it on a storage shelf and forget about it.

Fate of the Plate

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I felt so bad for this plate. It survived puckard, only to die from some pointless movie…

Shane & Sam Skinner

Put the plate on ebay. list it "AS IS" And "I'd buy that for a dollar"

LiLlian Brink

Yipppeee

Count Sqwueekula

Is it rated R? Things are good so far. Let me tell you about The Jar.

Dustin Baugh

You could find someone who is good with resins and make a "plate" or disc composed of all the broken pieces... Then backloght it with led lights

Brian Stearns

"Beware ye who find this... of the 31. Watch it and your life be done!" Oh boy, I've been waiting for the guys to do the Leprechaun films!

Beckoning Chasm

I had the same thought!

floweryfluff

How is Rich going to eat off that now?

DonMac

So Star Wars is truly dead... ...time to continue reading "The Day of the Locust" by Nathanael West, which had an influence on the story of "Mulholland Drive."

Marvin Falz

cmon Rich doing a Kintsugi repair video on the plate would be ultra soothing

plop

You could give it to Baby Bink.

Beckoning Chasm

May the spirits of Enterprises past forever haunt Alex Kurtzman.

The Real Zam

No plate but what we make.

Connor Martin

"That belongs in a museum!"

Brian E. Lindstrand

Sell the shards. Ill buy 31 of them

Joshua Blade

The message should say “Fate who makes the sword…does the forging in advance -Aeschylus”

Wade Brown

Box it up and label it as a limited edition puzzle. Ages 200+

Joan Scott Brockie

Auction it off

Jim Smith

You should melt it down and inject it into your veins along with your piss. I mean, only if you’re a REAL Trekkie!

Nick Kerr

Oh, but now it's dead.

Christopher Nunn

Sell each fragment on ebay we're all definitely dumb enough to buy them

bingo bango

Set your plate to disintegrate.

Bill Wilson

Can't we just melt Kurtzman himself down and finally free ourselves from the curse which stalks our beloved fandoms?

Amanda Thompson

You need to make a sequel of The Jar with this

Michael Flores

I think anyone who drinks as much as these Wisconsinites probably isn't too concerned with their wellbeing.

Amanda Thompson

I would actually buy and display that. You could touch the piece and feel Mike's rage and grief.

Amanda Thompson

Make charm bracelets out of the pieces. The dozens of tiny cuts you get from wearing it will be a poignant reminder of the painful death of Star Trek.

Amanda Thompson

Have Rich extract the toxic metals using an extremely dangerous chemical process. Then, turn the metals into a plate and have Rich eat pizza off of it when Star Trek: Ten Forward comes out.

Matt Sandwich

My vote is for the storage shelf.

Jon Tabb

Sell it on eBay piece by piece. A piece of the plate that gave Rich Evans cancer could be a top seller.

Alex Smyth

I feel like a different plate or something else should have been smashed. This one should have been safe after surviving Picard.

Shane & Sam Skinner

I was bummed that they broke the plate. I knew Section 31 was going to be shit. But it had nothing to do with the Enterprise legacy. And that plate a representation of Star Trek at its best.

Adam Atom Ant

As a lifelong little sister, I’ll have to say “drink it and I’ll give you a dollar”.

Allison PM

Have Rich eat off of it now!

keeperofthegloom

Send it to Kurtzman with a note: "Look what you made us do."

Nada Leona Sheppard

oooh good idea. We'd have to melt down several of kurtzman's gold rolex watches though.

Red Letter Media

I think keeping it on the set, in a glass jar, would be a nice prop whenever we get some more star trek to represent your broken hopes and dreams

Thomas Branch

Eh, either way.

Dendo Star

I wonder how many collector plates will be in estate sales soon. There were so many commercials for these when I was a kid.

JET_JAGUAR_PM

Do ya ever think, "sure if I lived in the mirror universe there would be Space Hitler, but at least they'd have good Star Trek"?

Aaron Austin

Grind it into a fine carcinogenic powder and cast it at your enemies.

Amanda B.

Make Rich meticulously glue it all back together. Then break it again.

FraudHack

I mean, seeing it smashed kind of hurt. But, it's your plate and I have my own, so you do you. Now just think of the particulate carcinogens that'll be floating around your studio forever.

Brian Straight

Maybe NuTrek was the demon inside the jar in The Jar?

David Vass

or smash the jar the next time Star Trek does something to offend you.

Max Cooper

Kintsugi that thing only when a good Star Trek spin off comes out

Z

I’d say try to reconstruct it. Make it even more carcinogenic!

Bill Lehecka

You need to strew the plate remains around the gremlin puppet that'll be in the glass coffee table.

Notorious HDP

Nooooooooooooooóo!

itsraydizzle


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