BTS Still from Alien Review
Added 2024-08-25 14:25:04 +0000 UTCHey friends! I forgot I took this photo from our Alien HITB recently. A little perspective on how we never clean up anything. We are scum. Also Jay said he was outside doing yard work or something and his hair was getting in his face and it was hot outside etc, so he just shaved it on a whim. I've known Jay a long time and he's done this MANY times before. Grown his hair for years and then decided to buzz it off. The man cares little to nothing about his personal appearance.
We've received hundreds of thousands of letters of concern about Jay's hair. I can assure you he does not have cancer. He has not become a Nazi. He has not started a meth lab. He was not in prison recently. He has not joined a cult. He has not joined a gay biker gang. He did not lose a bet. Everything is fine at RLM. Although Rich Evans has passed away. In lieu of flowers please donate to www.fastfoodfails.org a wonderful charity that helps the loved ones after a fast food accident such as choking, slurping incident, eye injury, brain rot, and heart attack. I'm not saying that's what happened to Rich. I'm just saying it's a great charity that helps people that, say, have had a someone who passed peacefully and gently with a sausage pizza in their throat surrounded by family and loved ones.
Comments
I clicked the link. Glorious.
Nathan Campbell
2024-08-30 13:59:12 +0000 UTCThat's really shocking and tragic news! I really hope Jay's hair grows back as fast as possible!!
schopi
2024-08-27 16:16:44 +0000 UTCSame thing keeps happening to my cats. Yarn work makes em go RIP.
Bill Wilson
2024-08-26 21:10:35 +0000 UTCIs Rich Evans brat?
Kelly Nguyen
2024-08-26 20:52:30 +0000 UTCJay, a hair tie would've fixed it!!! You could've done "yard work" with long hair.
Bonorum Malorum
2024-08-26 07:57:50 +0000 UTCEveryday ends with a tums festival !
Line Behr
2024-08-26 06:48:04 +0000 UTCIf Rich ever does actually die (and I'm not convinced he's not immortal) it's going to be hard for Mike to convince us that actually happened.
dirtside
2024-08-26 04:59:48 +0000 UTCIs Susan’s short hair replacing Rich is lost weight?
Dimitri German
2024-08-26 03:30:29 +0000 UTCJay is the one who knocks (using the secret knock at the gay biker gang headquarters from Stone Cold)
Joshua Cubbin
2024-08-26 00:16:39 +0000 UTCI have done this myself a few times, I get it.
Wolfman Dan
2024-08-26 00:02:27 +0000 UTCThe king is dead. Long live the king.
Tim Fuglsang
2024-08-25 22:24:50 +0000 UTCRIP Rich Evans. (Also can someone tell Jay what a hat is)
Jason McMillon
2024-08-25 21:25:05 +0000 UTCAs soon as I saw Jay I was like "Every single comment is gonna be about Jay's hair isn't it?"
MeleeDuck
2024-08-25 21:12:30 +0000 UTCWhat’s hilarious about Jay’s cranial situation is that he has really really great hair. Until he goes into Jesus mode look. Then I’m 🤦♂️. But how it was before he buzzed it is the kind of hair the Gays and us actor types in LA would kill for. Dude just shaves it off. It’s like Brad Pitt taking his no exercise needed abs and just putting on 50lbs because he hates how they look 😂
Gary deBrown
2024-08-25 21:11:19 +0000 UTC@redlettermedia Which of your standing sets are the largest?
Robert Dodrill
2024-08-25 20:49:24 +0000 UTCIt's so unfortunate to hear about Jay's yardwork accident with his lawnmower! What a number it did! I guess that's why they call it a "buzz cut" - it generates a lot of buzz! Rest in peace to Rich Evans. I will donate to this shady GoFundMe I just found, I assume you all just forgot to link that one.
Carolyn Sicbaldi
2024-08-25 20:43:59 +0000 UTCGood time to bust out that Samarai Cop wig you’ve been holding back for a rainy day. I’m sure there are some reshoots that need to be done
Daniel Rodriguez
2024-08-25 18:53:53 +0000 UTCsomebody went and bought fastfoodfails.org literally 5 minutes after you posted this because of your negligence, Mike
I Capulet
2024-08-25 18:45:43 +0000 UTCI take all my haircut cues from Jay. Getting out those clippers.
Matthew Chambers
2024-08-25 18:34:06 +0000 UTCas long as it's normal for Christmastime do whatever you want Jay
sacch
2024-08-25 17:37:01 +0000 UTCWith Rich Evans dead, FatMikeEats can now conquer the YouTube food review channels.
David S
2024-08-25 17:15:25 +0000 UTCI love Jay's longer hair, but he looks nice with short hair as well.
Kerri Lewis
2024-08-25 16:50:14 +0000 UTCGod, I could read Mike's rants for hours a day and never get tired. RIP Rich, RIP Jay's beautiful locks, RIP Mike's bum's liver (3x).
Andre K
2024-08-25 16:20:20 +0000 UTCF
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2024-08-25 15:58:29 +0000 UTCJay was outside mowing his lawn, when Mike and Dick decided to pin him down and run him over with the mower.
Sarah Giles
2024-08-25 15:48:30 +0000 UTCwhat a noble charity. their website is eye-opening
Tom McGraw
2024-08-25 15:28:23 +0000 UTCJay's hair routine is same as mine. When it starts annoying me it gets buzzed.
DiabeticJimmy
2024-08-25 15:26:37 +0000 UTCOf cats?
Rosh Drozzley
2024-08-25 15:20:57 +0000 UTCJay’s yard work is tending to his personal graveyard.
AM
2024-08-25 15:18:47 +0000 UTCEvans out. ❤️
Anastasios Papaioannou
2024-08-25 15:18:14 +0000 UTCJay's new hair made me realize that Mike has had the exact same hairstyle for 30 years
Javier Barragan
2024-08-25 15:00:44 +0000 UTCThey took our little angel too quickly from us
Javier Barragan
2024-08-25 14:56:37 +0000 UTCI think the most shocking piece of news in this update is that Jay has a yard to work on.
Bill Lehecka
2024-08-25 14:55:47 +0000 UTCSo you’re saying Rich died bc of Jay’s haircut? I am now 10k in debt bc of the donations thanks a lot Jay! RIP Rich shoutout to his family
Hein
2024-08-25 14:55:36 +0000 UTCI didn't know Rich has died. But I donated a pizza and a hot dog to fastfoodfails. Thank you, Mike, for letting us know.
Marvin Falz
2024-08-25 14:54:49 +0000 UTCOh thank god, Rich Evans finally found peace.
Tristan Wilson
2024-08-25 14:53:40 +0000 UTCRIP Jay's hair
Glenn Ponka
2024-08-25 14:53:22 +0000 UTCHe didn’t become anything. He already was in a gay biker gang. That said, I guess I have to shave my head too. RLM, and more specifically, Jay’s hair is my northern star. Don’t make me think independently. It’s too difficult for a girl of 37 💅🏻.
Allison PM
2024-08-25 14:45:52 +0000 UTCIt’s great there’s props scattered everywhere from past videos it’s something to watch for
Zun
2024-08-25 14:41:52 +0000 UTCRest in pepperoni
cynthia
2024-08-25 14:39:50 +0000 UTCI love the fact that everyone was concerned about Jay's hair, and no one was concerned about Rich Evan's 11th untimely death.
Nada Leona Sheppard
2024-08-25 14:35:44 +0000 UTCJay was doing YARD WORKKK? Hopefully he had Mr. Herring to help.
Joshua Mannix
2024-08-25 14:35:11 +0000 UTCI cannot believe you had to make this post but… thanks for the update? I guess? Tell Jay I think his hair looks nice and handsome and not scary at all.
Shan O’Blivion
2024-08-25 14:33:37 +0000 UTCThat's so sad. RLM will never be the same.
PrinzJohnny99
2024-08-25 14:31:54 +0000 UTCalas, no more "Mike and Jay and Jay's Hair talk about movies"! (for a while at least)
Peter Varga
2024-08-25 14:31:53 +0000 UTCevery time jay shaves his head, an angel loses its wings
Sploot
2024-08-25 14:30:18 +0000 UTCthank you for addressing our nation with the biggest concern of the last 48 hours: jay’s beautiful missing locks.
Malissa
2024-08-25 14:29:39 +0000 UTCAlways appreciate reading Mike's words of wisdom
TreeFood(Jake)
2024-08-25 14:28:51 +0000 UTCrip in peace rich 💔
Jazz Jackrabbit
2024-08-25 14:28:26 +0000 UTCI love seeing behind the scenes, you guys are the best
IndianaTheDog
2024-08-25 14:28:25 +0000 UTC
