Pick 1 of 3... which one do you choose?
Added 2024-05-21 19:35:08 +0000 UTC
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I MUST know what any movie starring Patrick Stewart named "Dad Savage" is about.
Dead_Alewives
2024-06-22 23:38:11 +0000 UTC3
erin hawco
2024-05-28 20:05:54 +0000 UTCI really don't want to think even LESS of Patrick Stewart than I did after the Dune Buggy scene. Action figure all the way.
Mark R
2024-05-25 01:58:56 +0000 UTCThe toy has the most long term value
Paul
2024-05-22 20:42:07 +0000 UTCDad savage is straight savage son!
Nick Kerr
2024-05-22 19:09:01 +0000 UTCSafe House all the way
James E Carrey
2024-05-22 18:58:07 +0000 UTCI went thru 3 consecutive seconds of thinking that first one was 'Dan Savage', a bio pic of the sex columnist.
Jeremy _
2024-05-22 17:38:11 +0000 UTCDoc Savage would be my choice. It's one weird ass movie, way out of its time. Plus, it's the first role of Michael Berryman. Damn shame it's not one of the choices.
Bill Wilson
2024-05-22 15:33:28 +0000 UTCI want dad savage Fred's father
JimBoB McGurt
2024-05-22 14:55:37 +0000 UTCI watched Safe House recently during a bad movie night and it's....something. :D That being said, I pick Dad Savage, lol.
Kerri Lewis
2024-05-22 13:26:55 +0000 UTCSAFE HOUSE
jointmango
2024-05-22 12:25:21 +0000 UTCAlthough, the “Safe House” images on IMDB are intriguing. Maybe RLM will do both?
Shozbot
2024-05-22 11:14:35 +0000 UTCFor me? It's gotta be Dad Savage.
Boney Brunkus
2024-05-22 11:07:16 +0000 UTCDad Savage, only because I've seen Safe House and whilst it had an entertaining third act, the first two acts were a bit of a slog. It's a terrible movie, but not terrible enough to be interesting. The cover of the Dad Savage VHS suggests that he'll be doing a terrible American accent.
Laura Messenger
2024-05-22 10:36:57 +0000 UTCUnironically, since Patrick Stewart is a renowned actor in classical theatre including productions of Shakespeare's plays, I'd be interested in both of the movies on VHS. I figure Patrick Stewart was able to give a good performance, even when script, directing and cinematography were bad. And I don't think Patrick Stewart is like Cameron Mitchell or David Carradine or other washed-up actors and actresses. But maybe I'm in for a surprise.
Marvin Falz
2024-05-22 10:13:43 +0000 UTCDad Savage
Alan Manson
2024-05-22 07:16:14 +0000 UTCGot to be Dad Savage
Becki
2024-05-22 06:38:04 +0000 UTCDad Savage, easy
Rick Moen
2024-05-22 06:09:47 +0000 UTCDad Savage
DominikU1990
2024-05-22 05:29:53 +0000 UTCDad Savage, no question.
Noel Leckemby
2024-05-22 04:22:33 +0000 UTCSafe House.
Charles Coleman
2024-05-22 03:44:12 +0000 UTCDad Savage. Like it's even a competition
Some Guy
2024-05-22 03:35:43 +0000 UTCI said something similar! Hector Elizondo fan club unite! There are tens and tens of us!
Matthew Riley
2024-05-22 03:26:13 +0000 UTCDad Savage for sure
Kevin
2024-05-22 03:20:15 +0000 UTCSafe house
Dan
2024-05-22 03:01:59 +0000 UTCHey, I'm not even close to having a mid-life crisis yet! Just because I ramble and forget what I'm talking about half the time doesn't mean I'm an old man :( OK I looked it up. I was probably 10 or so. But to be fair to you, I've been acting like an old man since I was 21. I mean...uh....yes! I am the ancient spirit of Neil Peart, Lord of Drums! Bow before me!
Neil Peart, Lord of Drums
2024-05-22 02:48:56 +0000 UTC3
DiabeticJimmy
2024-05-22 02:43:35 +0000 UTC6 or 7 year old you? That makes you younger than me. I thought you were an old man lmao.
cynthia
2024-05-22 02:19:15 +0000 UTCAbsolutely Dad Savage no contest
Kitchener Leslie
2024-05-22 02:14:23 +0000 UTCDAD SAVAGE DAD SAVAGE DAD SAVAGE!!!
cynthia
2024-05-22 02:14:15 +0000 UTCDad Savage
Tessa
2024-05-22 02:11:00 +0000 UTC"Safe House" is the movie they made with Patrick Stewart because Frank Stallone was not available. Think about that for a moment.
Beckoning Chasm
2024-05-22 02:00:30 +0000 UTCMasterminds!
Joe Johnson
2024-05-22 01:34:05 +0000 UTCDad Savage
Shozbot
2024-05-22 01:33:58 +0000 UTCFor you guys to watch, Safe House. I'd pick the toy for myself.
kosmickrab
2024-05-22 01:17:29 +0000 UTCDad Savage all the way
Scottie Wottie
2024-05-22 01:14:44 +0000 UTCIf you don't pick Dad Savage I may have to re-evaluate our friendship.
madbean
2024-05-22 01:04:53 +0000 UTCSafe House
Johnny Stanton
2024-05-22 00:56:45 +0000 UTCThe figure, make it so.
LydiaHyde
2024-05-22 00:40:49 +0000 UTCI'm going for Safe House. A narrative is being continuously created in my head for some reason.
Benjamin Forman IV
2024-05-22 00:37:46 +0000 UTCI take tea, Earl Grey, hot!
DonMac
2024-05-22 00:23:37 +0000 UTCI’ll take the action figure. Should I send you my address?
Generico Johnson
2024-05-22 00:23:00 +0000 UTCSafe house
Adin Tijerina
2024-05-22 00:13:16 +0000 UTCPatrick Untamed!
Jason Murillo
2024-05-21 23:52:30 +0000 UTCDad Savage. A stacked cast, and it seems like the story (whatever its merit) isn't trying (and failing) to be two stories at once. And though a superficial reason I'd say Dad Savage is also the better titled choice. Both movie titles are awful, but only one thinks it is clever/ironic, and it ain't Dad Savage
Funny That
2024-05-21 23:48:42 +0000 UTCDad Savage
Ryan Wilkins
2024-05-21 23:42:30 +0000 UTCDad Savage
3 Cat Day
2024-05-21 23:00:56 +0000 UTCPrepare for the ultimate *uncomfortably shifts on sofa* hero, the dad that is bad: DAD SAVAGE!
Kugelschreiber
2024-05-21 23:00:47 +0000 UTCDad Savage
USS BATTLESHIP
2024-05-21 22:56:04 +0000 UTCDad Savage? What an awesomely stupid title!
Brandon Shane
2024-05-21 22:53:16 +0000 UTCI've seen safe house, all I can remember about it was he hid guns all over his house and was so scared he could only go outside wearing full bomb disposal gear. Was an odd, strangely endearing yet terrible film.
Fluxotronic
2024-05-21 22:52:05 +0000 UTCDad Savage is the easy pick. I would want to see him initiate diplomacy at the end of a gun barrel.
JB Peek
2024-05-21 22:50:26 +0000 UTCDad Savage, without hesitation.
Alekto989.M41
2024-05-21 22:20:23 +0000 UTCI remember watching him promote Safe House on Live with Regis and Kathy Lee when I was a kid, so I’m gonna go with that one.
Jonathon
2024-05-21 22:19:12 +0000 UTCdad savage
Brian
2024-05-21 22:10:53 +0000 UTCDad Savage is obviously going to be more schiock but I really like seeing Hector Elizondo. I'm voting Safe House even though I'm sure I'll be outvoted.
Joe Triscari
2024-05-21 22:08:04 +0000 UTCDad Savage
Roger Mueller
2024-05-21 22:04:46 +0000 UTCWas gonna say Safe House but the name Dad Savage wins.
PIG
2024-05-21 22:03:29 +0000 UTCDad Savage, easy.
Niko Ketsilis
2024-05-21 21:56:19 +0000 UTCSafe house
Otter Retto
2024-05-21 21:56:13 +0000 UTCI will take my secrets to the grave.
Icido
2024-05-21 21:46:25 +0000 UTCDAD SAVAGE. If for no other reason, the French poster on IMDB lists the film's catch phrase as "If you sell your friends...get a good price"
Brian E. Lindstrand
2024-05-21 21:45:09 +0000 UTCDad Savage...because you can actually see him thinking "I need a new agent" in his face on the cover.
Tony Belmonte
2024-05-21 21:39:33 +0000 UTCYou guys could probably make a better movie with the action figure. GIve me Savage
John Payne
2024-05-21 21:29:23 +0000 UTCThis is, without question, the correct comment. It's still the correct comment despite me picking Safe House. No other comment will touch this. Everyone should just give up now.
Neil Peart, Lord of Drums
2024-05-21 21:27:34 +0000 UTCHOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT!! I would totally choose Dad Savage if I didn't vaguely remember seeing Safe House many, many years ago. I think I rented it from the local Blockbuster when I was a kid. All I remember is that (1) it was terrible, and (2) the direction was so bad that even child-me noticed the GIGANTIC WHITE X MARKS. I can't even imagine how many mistakes like that are in the movie if even a six or seven-year-old who didn't know the first fucking thing about how movies are made noticed some and only realized what they were years later (when they bafflingly remembered Safe House for some reason. It was probably an aneurysm).
Neil Peart, Lord of Drums
2024-05-21 21:26:12 +0000 UTCDad Savage.
Tyler H. Glimstad
2024-05-21 21:17:18 +0000 UTCMarry Dad Savage, Bang action figure Picard, Kill Safehouse.
Outfoxies
2024-05-21 21:14:48 +0000 UTCDad Savage. I'm in the mood for some untamed revenge. Tamed revenge is so boring.
Wendy Cheatham
2024-05-21 21:06:15 +0000 UTC🤠 > 🔫
Dave Steinke
2024-05-21 21:04:12 +0000 UTCDad savage!
Adriana Lee Lopez
2024-05-21 21:01:02 +0000 UTCDad Savage, but only cuz of that weird bozo in the background.
JTruts
2024-05-21 20:58:05 +0000 UTCI choose Action Bezos on the right
olive_guardin
2024-05-21 20:56:50 +0000 UTCSafe House. Because I want to see Hecto Elizando in a role where he’s not basically a fairy godmother making over some woman.
Felicity Brown
2024-05-21 20:49:47 +0000 UTCSo many questions. Perhaps best left unanswered.
Arman Borghem
2024-05-21 20:46:40 +0000 UTCDad Savage plz!
Crom
2024-05-21 20:46:05 +0000 UTCAw fuck I wanted to say that
Michael Nuccio
2024-05-21 20:43:15 +0000 UTCIt's gonna have to be Dad Savage. Looks Fascinating.
Javier Mancilla
2024-05-21 20:43:08 +0000 UTCSafe House is BOORRRIINNNGGG, Savage me, daddy
Michael Nuccio
2024-05-21 20:42:43 +0000 UTCsafe house, some moron actually let Patrick Stewart live out his dream of being a geriatric action hero and I really want to see it
Jeff Kleist
2024-05-21 20:42:11 +0000 UTCSafe House
Christoph Monig
2024-05-21 20:39:14 +0000 UTCWell 3 is the obvious choice for comfort and fit, but I like a challenge, so I choose "Dad Savage" to take me to heaven.
Miles Long
2024-05-21 20:38:18 +0000 UTCSafe House
Martin Pedersen
2024-05-21 20:37:26 +0000 UTCDad Savage. Savage me, Daddy.
Brock Otterbacher
2024-05-21 20:34:38 +0000 UTCDad Savage
Angi
2024-05-21 20:27:59 +0000 UTC1
Allison PM
2024-05-21 20:22:54 +0000 UTCI don't know either film, but based on the covers only, Dad Savage looks like more of a departure from Stewart's life as Picard, and that sounds fun. Dad Savage!
Katie Neff
2024-05-21 20:22:53 +0000 UTCDad Savage please kind sirs
Marcelo Fabián Rottondo Grosso
2024-05-21 20:21:42 +0000 UTCDad savage
OldKingCol
2024-05-21 20:20:25 +0000 UTCDad Savage. I just have to know why Sir Patrick looks so sad. Is it because he's wearing a cowboy hat or is the shirtless guy in a duster jacket the source of his sorrow? I gotta know!
David Anderson
2024-05-21 20:15:27 +0000 UTCWhy does action figure picard look like hes doing the stanky leg?
James Interactive
2024-05-21 20:14:24 +0000 UTCSafe House is a legitimately enjoyable movie.
Christopher meredith
2024-05-21 20:11:23 +0000 UTCDad Savage. It has to be!
Christopher Balmer
2024-05-21 20:10:46 +0000 UTCCan’t decide. I want them all for my Stewart altar.
The Real Zam
2024-05-21 20:08:38 +0000 UTCDepends. To watch? Dad Savage. To put in my mouth, a la Mike? The Picard action figure.
Arthur Bright
2024-05-21 20:08:15 +0000 UTCDad Savage was great when I watched it over a decade ago on holiday in Bulgaria
Icido
2024-05-21 20:04:56 +0000 UTCDad Savage. Not even close.
Travis Sheflin
2024-05-21 20:04:28 +0000 UTCDad Savage. The synopsis of Safe House just sounds sad.
Lauren Daley
2024-05-21 20:03:56 +0000 UTCDad Savage. Untamed revenge? What revenge is “tamed”? I must know the difference in cowboy form.
Mark Fetherston
2024-05-21 20:03:22 +0000 UTCDad Savage peaks it out by a slim margin over Safe House.
Daniel Snyder
2024-05-21 19:59:44 +0000 UTCUm
BoB3k
2024-05-21 19:58:26 +0000 UTCSafe House because I didn’t know who Kimberly Williams was until I checked and now I need to see this Dollar Store Mena Suvari in action!
Alessio Roic
2024-05-21 19:56:43 +0000 UTCDad Savage!
Brandon Melling
2024-05-21 19:56:23 +0000 UTC"Dad Savage" sounds far more entertainingly stupid than "Safe House."
Beckoning Chasm
2024-05-21 19:55:50 +0000 UTCDead Savage because it looks like a western, and I want to see Rich's two favorite things married in unholy matrimony
Alex Brown
2024-05-21 19:54:53 +0000 UTCDad savage
J. Rand
2024-05-21 19:54:19 +0000 UTCMore Captain Picard! More Star Trek! I pick Safe House.
NY Committee
2024-05-21 19:54:18 +0000 UTCDad Savage!
Shawn MacDonald
2024-05-21 19:52:55 +0000 UTCSauvage Papa plz
Syd Beretta
2024-05-21 19:51:45 +0000 UTCAlso depends, has Rich Evans simulated masturbation with the Picard doll? You know, doing the hard Picard?
Nathan Mills
2024-05-21 19:51:41 +0000 UTCDad Savage
grover51
2024-05-21 19:50:59 +0000 UTCall of the patrick stewart is correct.
Malissa
2024-05-21 19:50:45 +0000 UTCDad savage
Rob Vardaro
2024-05-21 19:50:32 +0000 UTCDad Savage all the way
Rankin Fithian
2024-05-21 19:50:23 +0000 UTCDad Savage for sure
Conor Boran
2024-05-21 19:50:18 +0000 UTCSafeHouse
Thomas Hoy
2024-05-21 19:50:11 +0000 UTCPicking SAFE HOUSE, because it just looks screwier.
Timothy Liebe
2024-05-21 19:50:10 +0000 UTCaction figure all day
Thomas Branch
2024-05-21 19:50:02 +0000 UTCOh my gaaaaaahd!
Brady Mills
2024-05-21 19:49:44 +0000 UTCDad Savage for name and cover. Who is that other man? Is that titular Dad or the reason we are Dad Savage? I have more questions.
Bee
2024-05-21 19:49:36 +0000 UTCAction figure - It'll be like "The Outrageous Okana", only better. My sidekick, Jean-Luc Picard, and I can travel the galaxy, getting into adventures, seeking jamaharon, exploring alien archaeology sites, negotiating treaties, discovering sentient oil slicks....
LB876
2024-05-21 19:49:21 +0000 UTCSafe House He tries to shoot ants
treyd
2024-05-21 19:49:08 +0000 UTCDAD SAVAGE
Noclip
2024-05-21 19:48:58 +0000 UTCdad savage
Dez
2024-05-21 19:48:40 +0000 UTCBloodhound Gang
c
2024-05-21 19:48:22 +0000 UTC2
Gio
2024-05-21 19:48:22 +0000 UTCHello fellow Mills
Nathan Mills
2024-05-21 19:47:35 +0000 UTCDad Savage: Man of Bronze.
Simon Morgan
2024-05-21 19:47:06 +0000 UTC2
Curtis
2024-05-21 19:46:54 +0000 UTCI feel like Hector Elizondo is under-represented in RLM content, so Safe House
Matthew Riley
2024-05-21 19:46:44 +0000 UTCfellow man-child reporting in ... action figure all the way
Steve Alikonis
2024-05-21 19:46:21 +0000 UTCsafehouse safe choice.
Vix S.
2024-05-21 19:45:43 +0000 UTCDad Savage. He’s so sick of his Matrix loving, shirtless son that he gets his revenge by picking him up from school, in character, as the far superior Indiana Jones. The revenge is untamed.
Casey Shermer
2024-05-21 19:45:25 +0000 UTCIs Dad Savage Fred Savage's father? If so, then my vote if for Dad Savage.
Matthew McCoy
2024-05-21 19:45:09 +0000 UTCWho says no to “DAD SAVAGE”?!
Brady Mills
2024-05-21 19:44:36 +0000 UTCDad Savage because that is a stupid name for a movie
Harminder Atkar
2024-05-21 19:43:14 +0000 UTCHow about Death Train where Picard sends younger agents to shoot Christopher Lee?
StormTemplar
2024-05-21 19:43:06 +0000 UTCI’d take the paranoia over the revenge, as long as the figure doesn’t get dissolved.
Ryan Wilson
2024-05-21 19:42:38 +0000 UTCHector puts it over the top
Ben Zion
2024-05-21 19:42:33 +0000 UTCSafe house sounds comforting in a weird way
Derek
2024-05-21 19:42:07 +0000 UTCDad Savage
troutki
2024-05-21 19:42:06 +0000 UTCAction figure, easy
heich (hey + ch)
2024-05-21 19:41:52 +0000 UTCDad Savage, easy
Riley Brannon
2024-05-21 19:41:48 +0000 UTCJean-Luc Picowboy
EnormousTortoise
2024-05-21 19:41:33 +0000 UTCAction figure
Robyn Nelson
2024-05-21 19:41:33 +0000 UTCDad Savage
Hannah Lane
2024-05-21 19:41:31 +0000 UTCI’m a man-child…the action figure. Zap, pow, smash borg!
Lycanogre
2024-05-21 19:41:13 +0000 UTCNo matter which one is picked, my answer will be wrong!
Kraamh
2024-05-21 19:41:08 +0000 UTCGotta be Dad Savage there Krebs
Keara
2024-05-21 19:41:02 +0000 UTCDad Savage
Aaron Brannen
2024-05-21 19:40:50 +0000 UTCSafe house, Hector Elziondo is in it! I have no idea who that is.
Steven Wisniewski
2024-05-21 19:40:48 +0000 UTCDad Savage
Jeremiah Sievers
2024-05-21 19:40:47 +0000 UTCI pick Jack in the Star Trek uni
Jerry Strickland
2024-05-21 19:40:43 +0000 UTCThe action figure so I'm not so lonely
Chris Greising
2024-05-21 19:40:39 +0000 UTCIs that the Picard with the button on his back which, when pressed, makes him say catchphrases from TNG?...I mean, what is that doll doing there, nerd?!
Nicholas
2024-05-21 19:40:38 +0000 UTCSafe house because it has this absolutely amazing scene https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xyGvpLOZ1Q
cjplusplus
2024-05-21 19:40:36 +0000 UTCLike, is his name Dad Savage? I sure hope it is.
Bill Lehecka
2024-05-21 19:40:31 +0000 UTCThe action figure
Manta
2024-05-21 19:40:20 +0000 UTCI will take the Jeff Bezos action figure please.
Mack Swagger
2024-05-21 19:40:13 +0000 UTCDad Savage
Cody Newlon
2024-05-21 19:40:13 +0000 UTCAll of them?
Dave Handler
2024-05-21 19:40:13 +0000 UTCWhy not all of them, just to torture Jay?
Andre K
2024-05-21 19:40:09 +0000 UTCOh my God, what a choice! Dad Savage
ComicPop
2024-05-21 19:40:06 +0000 UTCDad Savage is the only correct answer here.
Bill Lehecka
2024-05-21 19:40:06 +0000 UTCAll three, please.
Josh H
2024-05-21 19:39:53 +0000 UTCI vaguely remember Safehouse...
Glenn Ponka
2024-05-21 19:39:53 +0000 UTCDad savage looks the worst 😂
JDK
2024-05-21 19:39:52 +0000 UTCDad Savage
Tuesday Glass
2024-05-21 19:39:52 +0000 UTCDad
Gabriel Mouton
2024-05-21 19:39:51 +0000 UTCDad Savage.. what does a Patrick Stewart cowboy sound like?!
H Cortes
2024-05-21 19:39:47 +0000 UTCStar Track!
Dandycorn
2024-05-21 19:39:47 +0000 UTCDid Mike try to eat the Picard figure? This will affect my answer greatly.
Fooley
2024-05-21 19:39:45 +0000 UTCDad Savage!
Samuel Hook
2024-05-21 19:39:33 +0000 UTCTHE Hector Elizondo?!
David Sarginson
2024-05-21 19:39:32 +0000 UTCDad Savage for sure
Rainy Days Dream Away
2024-05-21 19:39:31 +0000 UTCDad Savage all day!
Danny Dillon
2024-05-21 19:39:30 +0000 UTCDad savage
ItsJustKevinBro Fck_off
2024-05-21 19:39:29 +0000 UTCDad Savage
Nathan Mills
2024-05-21 19:39:22 +0000 UTCSafehouse because an oddly buff Patrick Stewart is a bizarre image to me.
Eli Purcell
2024-05-21 19:39:20 +0000 UTCThe toy for sure
Allen Brooks
2024-05-21 19:39:20 +0000 UTC3
Zoran Basic
2024-05-21 19:39:20 +0000 UTCDad Savage
JET_JAGUAR_PM
2024-05-21 19:39:10 +0000 UTCDAD SAVAGE
Sean
2024-05-21 19:39:06 +0000 UTCDad Savage looks like hot garbage, I chose it!
Emilio Flores
2024-05-21 19:39:05 +0000 UTCDad Savage looks like a version of Patrick Stewart I’ve never seen before.
Tyree
2024-05-21 19:39:05 +0000 UTCPatrick "Brokeback Mountain" Stewart for me!
Line Behr
2024-05-21 19:39:00 +0000 UTCIs Dad Savage in the Doc Savage universe?
Matthew Chambers
2024-05-21 19:38:58 +0000 UTCDad!
CrispyOnTop
2024-05-21 19:38:49 +0000 UTC1
TVCas
2024-05-21 19:38:38 +0000 UTCSafegouse yo!
IndianaTheDog
2024-05-21 19:38:19 +0000 UTC
