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Best of the Worst: Glenn Danzig's Death Rider in the House of Vampires

Best of the Worst: Glenn Danzig's Death Rider in the House of Vampires

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Mother, tell your children not to watch my trash

Cameron Kilgore

I was cracking up at the terrible sound

John G

This movie looks so boring and dumb but I kinda want to watch it.

Tyree

Loved the editing nod to the best horror movie of 2019

Shane

Anyone know where I can get my own emotional support Enterprise?

Viera

What happened to the "Community" section on patreon?

Miles Long

Please do a video on The Beekeeper, I’ve just seen it and my brain hurts.

Goldy Loxx

Thanks guys.

Jonathan Barsky

This episode really was a public service. I was actually kind of psyched to see Den Glanzig's latest cinetrocity, but the sheer lack of ambient sound and music would be maddening. Thanks, guys!

Bob Fingerman

Alert Zac Bagans! An authentic manifestation at RLM!

Bob Fingerman

I think so too!

Joshua Lankton

Noticed that just now! What are they masking off?!

Dave Motion

At 29:45, what was that behind the arm of the couch where Tim was sitting? Was Mike on the floor back there?

andrew

Really enjoyed seeing Jay's edit of that Death Rider scene. It'd be fun to see that as a recurring bit with Jay and Mike editing different scenes from bad movies.

Andrea McAllister

oh, so this is just mumblecore

spiralingout

Glenn Danzig's Dogme 95

spiralingout

Amazing video. Plenty to take away from. Looking forward to that Danzig vs Manpig fight.

Bill Wilson

Listen, there are only two options when it comes sound mixing modern movies: Either mic'ing nothing but sighs, footsteps and shirt fabric rustling or else THUNDEROUS F*CKING EXPLOSIONS combined with whispered, muttered dialogue. You can only have one.

Jeremy _

So it seems we're torn between extreme violence and immediate engagement in smut.

C

I'd watch a whole series that's just Jay re-editing scenes from bad movies.

Sara Iyer

If RLM fans ever meet in real life it’s a duel to the fucking Death, avoid holy ground and there can be only 1

Frazzled Doo

Only childhood dreams are suicided here.. …

Frazzled Doo

Sulu! Shields!!

Frazzled Doo

Please explain the disembodied, semi-transparent hand with accompanying shadow that appears next to Tim around 29:44. And then he and Jay both look over at it. Is the studio really haunted???

Zan Ferguson

I want to find someone who hugs you the way Rich hugs the Enterprise.

Kostas P

Glenn Danzig's next film features Rich Evans topless on a horse

Jeremy _

I just realized that "tums" backward is "smut". "It'll be a smut festival!"

Jeremy _

Yes: it's not a movie, it's a customizeable movie *kit*.

Jeremy _

Danzig's idea here is that this is available for ANYONE to score. Knock yourselves out. Comedy, dramatic, appropriate, definitely not appropriate. Have at it, what have you got? (I may still have forfotten to activate the score track, though!)

Mark

The Oscar porn title music broke me.

Silentphil9

What am I doing on this Friday night? Death Riding!

DonMac

If RLM fans ever meet in real life the password is "I didn't call maintenance today" and the response is "TUMS FESTIVAL".

C

Love it, after work , chill out, finding out there is a new red letter media BOTW episode to enjoy , epic.

Wouter Huibers

Danzig should just be a producer of his own weird stuff when is not music related.

Juan Calvo

apparently the editor for Verotik did a bunch of music videos as well, and yet the results...

spiralingout

Available cheap on eBay!

Katy

Glenn Danzig's co-editor Garo Setian has 17 entries as editor on IMDb. According to the ratings of the movies and short films he edited, he seems to rather be a good short film editor than a good movie editor. That would be my two questions: Could have Death Rider be saved in the edit if it was made into a short film? I like to believe that every editor goes through a phase where he or she thinks that non-story-relevant actions like walking up stairs are important, and Garo Setian should know this, but hasn't told Danzig?

Marvin Falz

Someone please take Danzig’s very fancy, expensive camera away from him

Faith Martin

I wonder if the lack of music think was like the classic 2011 'Love on a Leash'. In that case it was stripped out as they didn't have any contracts. Which would be particularly funny since Danzig himself did the music.

John Brophy

I love the all RLM content from niche to extremely-niche, but this Danzig four-flush gave me a real headache!

Chauncey Frend

Danzig made better records than Rob Zombie...

Manuel Johnen

"I'm In Here. I Didn't Call Maintenance, Today."

Lionel Mandrake

Jay using his editing powers to make Danzig think he could make more movies. Charitable or evil? I just don’t know.

Joe Triscari

What is with the ghost hand behind the couch at 29:40

Shane Padfield

I wonder if Glenn is aware of these. He must know about the Verotika HitB. Coz he sure seems like the type to claim these and try to get them removed. 🤔

Zan Ferguson

Hallmark made a plush Enterprise D with Worf & Picard back in the day.

The Real Zam

The sound in the movie feels like it was mixed in 5.1 but something got corrupted and they got only the center mono speaker that has the dialogs and not much else, usually very quiet 🙂

Zoran Basic

I knew it! 😀

Joseph Charlesworth

I wish I had a comfort enterprise

Tomas

You just know it is going to be a good day when BOTW drops.

THE_GnomeChomskee

Did... did they forget to add the music and audio tracks like the trailer for the Mummy? It's so odd...

Gunnar Roxen

"Let's see what's out there... Enga... Oh, nevermind."

The Real Zam

Was Rich Evens so disturbed by the films that he needed to hold his comfort Enterprise?

The Real Zam

Y'all just made my Friday much better. <3

Kerri Lewis

Hooray!!! I can’t wait to make a night out of this!

Tyree

I can’t wait to be embarrassed for Glenn Danzig

Pib1197

Sweet!

Jason Albrecht

They dragged poor Tim into this!

JET_JAGUAR_PM

Oh sweet baby Jesus.

Matthew Chambers

I hope this is a children's suicide video.

The Real Zam

Hell yas

Aaron Cabe


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