Best of the Worst: Black Spine Raffle

I was think more like the cursed pages in “The Ninth Gate”…play them in the right order and summon the Devil!

BlueGlurp

When the olds get together and walrus rlm, I feel like Tim will be the final girl.

Yngwie Tarantino

Tim: “All these videos could probably work together as some sort of fucked-up Voltron….”

R_Pupkin

"Ghosts of Mars" is much better than "Dark Star"...

Manuel Johnen

I sent that one in, too. Might have been mine. Just kidding. Made you look.

Top Hat Monkey

I almost never log into Patreon, but I had to just to pass along this message: Every time the words "Black Spine" show up on my video feed, I get the biggest smile across my face. And that has been extremely rare these days. Keep up the good work! (Oh, and Dark Star at #16 on the John Carpenter list is a travesty. I agree with Ghosts of Mars choice)

The Therapy Plus looks like a Wartenberg Wheel - available from all good BDSM retailers. If used properly, I guess it should take your mind off the pain for a few moments.

Goldy Loxx

I stand by Rich Evans and his practical choice of phone protection.

Goldy Loxx

I love how Rich just appears done with some of these gimmicks. Like "We need to re-negotiate my contract done."

James Van Sickle

LOL. I am about Rich's age and have considered getting one. However, every time I do, I think "If I lose my wallet, I can call someone for help. If I lose my phone, I can pay a cab or someone to take me home (or nearest phone store). If I lose both wallet and phone, I am fucked." Especially the more I enable two-factor authentication on that thing.

James Van Sickle

He's a national treasure.

Lisa

Protect Tim at all costs.

Lelio Mulas

How is a wallet phone an old man thing? Asking for an elderly friend.

Top Hat Monkey

My smile has now extended into the fifth dimension! 👍🎅🏿👍

Kendel Fargo

Mike is the first connoisseur of elderly humor.

Alex

I sent in the Armed Robbery Is It Worth Your Life? tape. It was indeed a Hollywood Video training video they made employees watch in the late 90s / early 2000s. I recently discovered I still had it after like 20 years so I mailed it to the boys on the off-chance that it might one day make it to a BOTW episode. How could I have predicted that it would end up in the episode where Mike finally calls out Rich on his wallet phone case? This is now the crowning achievement of my life. https://imgur.com/a/OU53uLA

DemmyD

Watched this wearing my Montauk shirt, feeling called out

Rel

I watched this on my TV with closed captions and it added another layer of amusement to see the YouTube closed captions often misinterpret what was being said in the video.

Michael Parker

Great vid lads

tell you what, after watching this ep I did a reasonable amount of research on milton berle's penis.

Michael Simpson

my sunday just got that healthy glow

Jochen Mevius

Wow, totally unexpected appearance of Bettina Röhl at 59:50... that's the daughter of Ulrike Meinhof. Seems fitting that she would get into cult stuff... :P https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bettina_Röhl

Manuel Johnen

Mike should be ashamed of himself, inflicting a raffle on everybody for Black Spines. That said, y'all got a LOT of mileage out of some really bottom-of-the-barrel content...!

Timothy Liebe

That was very enjoyable. Another instant classic! I've laughed quite a bit. ---- Osho helped me to achieve some wisdom: watching Osho makes the thoughts in my brain nosho.

Marvin Falz

All those DVDs, Blu-rays and tapes make their abode look like a beautiful... beautiful little video store (say this in the voice of Brad Dourif in "Alien: Resurrection", just bevor he gets half of his head bitten off)...

Manuel Johnen

Yay, Tim!

Andy

Agreed, on both counts. I'd likely just lay on the floor and sleep mid-BOTW viewing marathon.

Jessie Zimmer

This Black Spide edition is gonna be balls, isn't it? 🎱

Richard Klos

I love your shenaningans!! <3

Peter Varga

As soon as you started showing clips of that meditation vid I was like I think I know this bitch so I looked him up and was like I DO know this bitch and then Jay brought up the doc and I was like damn guess we all know that bitch. Also who was in charge of editing this and what happened at the end there? I mean I'll take an extra half second of Mike being adorable but there also weren't any credits so.

Rhea

Watching BOTW episodes makes me think it must be fun sitting around with RLM gang watching bad movies. Then they do a black spine episode and thank to whatever imaginary deity I can think of that I don’t have to watch this shit.

Andrew Proue

Best part of waking up, is Black Spine in my cup... and comments about Milton Berle's huuuuge cock. I heard from a very reliable source (myself) that Berle posed for the Kelly Bear worksheets.

Marvin Falz

Don't look at me in the fucking eyes!! - Montauk bus driver Thank you guys for all this hilarious content!

Kyle Neely

Im just about to get on a plane, so I'm quuckly downloading it before I go, great timing

Re: Berle's cock: 1) Various comics and comedy writers have confirmed its hugeness.(It didn't take a lot to get him to show it.) 2) I've never heard that he had a measuring contest with Bruce Willis. 3) There is a story of his being challenged to a measuring contest and some wag saying "Just take out enough to win, Miltie"

Daniel Frank

80 minutes yes!

hamish smith

I don't what it says about me, but I was waiting when the talk about Milton Berle started for someone to mention his legendary huge cock. I liked this video. Tim is like RLM's secret weapon. He comes in and knocks out of the park when you least expect it. Great video fellas.

AllGoodNamesRGone

I was not expecting this to drop so late. Yay! Also, the first time Tim appeared without a full beard and beanie, I didn't know who the hell it was. Good to see him again. Jay Not Giving a Fuck and Rich Builds Things are my favorite subgenres of RLM content.

Jessie Zimmer

Yay!

BoB3k

Oh shit it's Dick Miller!

Michael Parker

Wait…the Stunted Dumbledore? Isn’t there an ointment for that?

The Watchman Studios

Wouldn’t it be Or-e-gun?

revinivon

Milton Berle as Jane Fonda. That's an image with staying power. I feel sorry for the person who had to design and construct that costume. Could you imagine making sure it fits okay? Who wants that job?

rachel

Well, I was gonna go to sleep and get a decent night before the hectic day I have ahead of me tomorrow but…nah.. P.S. anyone else think Tim looks like David Lochary from the John Waters films?

Amanda Foster

Damn, I'm gonna have to wait to watch this cause I already committed to tonight's choice of October horror movie watching. I'm watching Piranha(1978) and so far it feels very much like a good Best of the Worst movie.

Michael Parker

Jaunty Tim is jaunty.

Lisa

Beats rolling drunks for quarters down at the docks.

Lisa

That was a great episode. Thanks guys!

Ken Harris

Goddammit, it's O-re-gun, not O-re-gone.

Amy Hitchner

I get unreasonably excited when there's a new video posted. I get abnormally excited when it's a BotW! Wow, I just realized how utterly banal my life really is.

Neil Peart, Lord of Drums

1:21:56! Just long enough to make me reconsider offing myself. Thanks, guys!

Neil Peart, Lord of Drums

Ah, yes, another 90 minutes of drivel to distract me from my constant, nagging existential dread.

Dirrdevil

Oooohhhhh myyyy....yay.

damien glenn

Hey Tim if you're reading this, I love you

Conor

Thanks guys now I have an hour and 20 minutes without the constant nagging of my own self loathing

Gary Probert

I also can't wait for Colin to not be trapped in Canada anymore, I've missed having him as a guest

Reid Josephson

My Saturday night..Violent and weird..sigh..Here's to Black...Spineeeeeee?

The Watchman Studios

Why did it take so long for Tim to become a regular, he clearly has the most chemistry out of everyone that's been on the show

Lewis Taylor

I needed this =)

Alex

yes, it has arrived! good watch everybody

Wow, it's like they know I have nothing better to do on a Saturday night.

Rick Drake

Saturday night, lets goooo