Our Wall of Celebrity Autographs

Neelix is not a celebrity. This is fraud.

When I zoomed it got even funnier. The wall you pervs!

GrowSweeds

I have a Breen signed headshot.

Jeff Kleist

wait, I thought you guys had Jake Lloyd sign a photo that one time...that was like, 45 years ago, at some point in the Before Time.

Annette G.

I just sign up for the top level Patreon and THIS is the content that greets me. I wouldn’t have expected anything else.

Jason Carter

Tom Sullivan. Mike said he still kept the page that said "You rock!" or whatever generic thing people sign autographs with (even though you just saved the Necronomicon).

Dustin Baugh

Love the idea of Mike giving Mac or Patton a Tour: Mike: over here we have our expansive wall of the celebrity autographs we’ve gotten over the years Patton: oh, did you want me to sign something? Mike: … Mike: over here we have Rich Evans’ favorite chair

What about the Evil Dead artist who autographed a drawing for Mike when he cracked the case of the missing Necronomicon page?

Nathan Campbell

Lol voyager stinks 😖

Always on the look out for interesting VHS tapes for you guys, however I didn't know the blob was filmed in Abbeville, which is like, 10-15 miles away from where I live.

Big Snake

It's NEELIX.

I always wanted to get a head shot of Tom Wright and ask him to sign it as "Ethatim Russips"

GreebyJeebys

Who the fuck is it?

hamish smith

What about Ken Foree from Death Spa? Or you can frame that Awl "D" Best Magic guy's tape, with the weird hair...

Wait, where's Robert Picardo's face? Or was that not autographed?

blagh666

It means nothing if you don't have an autograph from Tuvix.

Dirrdevil

You should tell that to JANEWAY (murderer) ...

Chris L

I believe I've heard of that character before. The alien in the radiator. Is David Lynch's Voyager any good?

Jeremy Heynen

Mac lives in that wall

House Of Rawlings

surely Rich Evans knows how to write his own name down

Hunter Clifton Mann

Oh I know there are others - Robert Picardo, perhaps you could put the Cameron Mitchell photo up too, but maybe what you really wanted was just a Star Trek wall, keep on posting small things regularly it’s great, I’m in lockdown and it’s giving me something to look forward to reading posts

Karen Morvan

This is the most cursed thing you've ever posted.

Rhea

Mike, stop posting pics of your bedroom walls

angryponchos

If only William Shatner could give Mike an autograph, he could be his next favorite Star Trek clown.

Juan Calvo

Jake Lloyd?

Sam

Lol amazing. I know you got some more autographs over the years though, it would be neat to have a showcase about those

Rudy Casale

Where's the Robert Picardo? I know you have one, iirc you have one from Lou Ferrigno too

Chuck Mendez

I've got one of Armin Shimmerman, if Neelix needs a friend!

Alex

Nobody said it, since nobody here's insane, and neither am I, but still, let me be the one who says: you got a wall? https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/misunderstanding-girl-young-woman-looking-camera-incomprehension-face-expression-88011576.jpg

Marvin Falz

It's perfect

Impressive!

My sister worked at a movie theater in Washington, and James Doohan used to frequently go there. She was treated rudely by Bill Nye the Science Guy (this is the mid-90s) when he ordered popcorn, and soon after that - within a couple weeks - Mr. Doohan showed up. She decided not to talk to him because she thought "Oh he'll be a dick like Bill Nye". Turns out he was a really sweet person, and thrived on talking and mingling with people. At one point, he was sitting on a bench near the restrooms, quietly and by himself. My sister thought, "Oh, he looks so lonely." She said to me "I wish then that I had talked to him. But I didn't." Low and behold, turns out my sister's husband used to work with Doohan, and he said "Yeah James was a really, really nice man." I learned from that story that any time I meet a celebrity I feel like I want to talk to, don't hesitate. If they're a jerk, then so be it. But if they are nice, then you'll never know until you actually attempt to approach them (but courteously, and in a proper setting. Not like, while he's pissing in the urinal next to you or something).

AshesBoomstick

i'd be happy to send you mine

Blake R.

Some day Bill Shatner will come around and end up on that wall.

Mike

Naturally it would be something Star Trek related 😂

Amanda Foster

literally the only one u need boys trust me

boobery

George Lucas needs to be up on that wall. After all he and Plinkett share salad and the occasional sexual encounter. Shouldn’t be too uncomfortable to ask for a signed photo on one of these outings.

I can't stop saying Aaaaaaaaape

Knightskeye

Is that Brion James?

Shempin Jack Flash

On the flip side Ethan Phillips is the nicest of the cast :P

Alnarra

impressive!

Peter Varga

keep at it guys, pretty soon that wall will be filled with talaxians!

diego kontarovsky

Where's Robert picardo?

Ian Conley

Sad tromboneeeee

Conor

Everyone's favorite Star Trek clown.

Lelio Mulas

Yeah it's behind them in some BOTW episodes they got it signed at the same con they interviewed him at.

Eli Harold

Len Kabasinski must have told them no

Dachannien

RLM is slowly becoming a Star Trek channel. If we only got Jay to watch all of TNG...

Dumb Fake Name

Also the Nail Gun Massacre tape signed by Cheryl

Poo In An Alleyway

This is what the top of the mountain looks like.

Shoulda stuck with Tuvix.

Josh

Fucking Neelix. Such an odd character. I should go do some behind-the-scenes research. He was so universally reviled, so consistently annoying and useless, and he made it through until almost the end of the show.

Josh

I'm cancelling my subscription. I thought you guys had more taste than this and I am disgusted. Who's next? The guy who played Ronin in Sub Rosa? Whoever was responsible for "writing" Shades of Gray? Just shameful.

Neil Peart, Lord of Drums

Woah... Settle down there, "Brag-Boys".

Heather Sejnow

Please put Doug 'Awl "d" Best ' Anderson up there, its what he deserves x

Where's Robert Picardo with the Thrombic Modulator???

Chris L

So Jay took home his signed copy of that cat ear massage tape?

RG

And Len, too!

RG

Pin up Jerry Springer book next to it.

Goldy Loxx

And of course it's a Star Trek actor

Andre K

Where's the Horse Ninja comic???

JTruts

Only one is needed. :)

Didn't halloween have a sign?

Carl Emmoth

which must mean Tm Heidecker, Macauly Culkin and Patton Oswalt all said some version of; "no, eventhough I´m already here."

Youngstown

Needs more wall.

Darren Broadbent

You have another Star Trek autograph, by the way. James Doohan's. It's on the cover of your copy of Through Dead Eyes. You should hang that too. Then, you'll pretty much have all the autographs you need. I mean, Ethan Phillips AND Doohan? That's basically all the A-listers there are, right?

Tim Fuglsang

Where's Rich ?

Alex D

Shocked Patton didn't want to sign Ratatoing

How embarrassing.

Rick Drake

Had to zoom in - at first I thought it was Bea Arthur and was wondering why this wasn’t displayed more prominently

YourFriendlyBartender

I rate neelix way above Torres, chakotay and kes in voyager.

Bryan Mcghee

Didnt you have a photo of that Voyager Doctor Hologram guy? Wasnt that signed?

Michal Richter

Couldn't get Mac or Pat to sign something?

KarpOrtho

Where in God's name is Jeffrey Combs??

You've got that Robert Picardo one, right?

I guess Ellen didn't give them one either.

Curtis Mullins

Why isn’t Ring Master up there?

I’m surprised Mac didn’t sign home alone 4

james

Who else do you need?

James Murphy

guess the lou ferigno autograph got destroyed in that old HITB lol

tucker brett

Thanks for sharing, Mike. Very cool!

DemmyD

Why is Rich Evans not on that wall?

RedVIII