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Jingle All The Way Commentary Track

Hey everyone! Just in time for Christmas, we have a new commentary track for the Arnold Schwarzenegger lump of coal, Jingle All The Way! As usual, send us a direct message here on Patreon (not just a comment below this post) and we'll provide a free download code. 

DISCLAIMER: we won't be able to get you a download code until after Christmas. 

Jingle All The Way Commentary Track

Comments

Haha, that ending of the commentary: the RLM "company has been dissolved." Reminded me that it's now almost ten years that I follow RLM. Starting with the Phantom Menace Review. Thank you!

Marvin Falz

Oh great! Now I have to find a copy of this turd of a movie. Thanks, hack frauds.

Top Hat Monkey

Happy new year...or something.

Gavin Jones

You should really consider doing a Re:View of Last Action Hero.

Chloe S

Happy New Year Mike, Jay, and Rich!

Edward

i suspect that sometimes they say things that they don't want to make the final cut, or where they literally don't say something for a while, or even (maybe) where they have edited something else in (rich's "cinematic equbbelant" line) which has caused the commentary to go out of sync.

James Mason

Wow. I had forgotten how truly godawful that movie is.

My favorite part of this commentary track was when Alexa scared the shit out of me by asking if I was sure that I wanted to purchase “Jingle All the Way”. I made my Christmas merry and bright, and said hell no to that! Happy Holidays🤣🎄🎄🎄

Rachel H

Straight from Bandcamp: "This commentary is meant to sync up with the original theatrical version of the film. Start the commentary right when the 20th Century Fox logo fades up."

Jamie Laing

Andrew Koenig played Boner on Growing Pains and he did indeed commit suicide. His dad played Chekov on Star Trek

Nathan Carlson

..and that's Sir Ridley Scotland, to you.

Aphix

When do we hit start, and on what version? Thanks.

Aphix

BEST CHRISTMAS PRESENT EVER

Niko Ketsilis

I was going to say my favorite line in this movie is when Phil Hartman muses "I think World War 2 was my favorite war..." but then I realized that was in SMALL SOLDIERS... you lose again Jingle All the Way!!

Matt P

WTF, all I can find on torrent, I mean at my local, 100% legal DVD store is some fuckin' EXTENDED/DIRECTOR'S CUT version. Who do you think you are, Ridley Scaaahtt???

Lelio Mulas

Boo. Learn you facts. My hometown, Fairbanks, AK, is the coldest: <a href="https://www.worldatlas.com/articles/10-coldest-us-cities.html" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.worldatlas.com/articles/10-coldest-us-cities.html</a>

Benjamin Cornelius-Bates

I'm gonna give 3 whole dollars. I FUCKING LOVE RICH EVANS!

There's more than one version of this piece of shit? Fuck. How do I know which one to steal from the internet?

I hadn't seen this movie since it came out... It really is terrible.

David Yllanes

This request is addressed to the editor of these tracks: please stop adding the musical interludes in the pauses between comments? You don't need to add extra music to occupy the viewer, we're already watching a movie while listening to your excellent commentary. And if you must, add relevant audio? Jay pointed out a Seinfeld actor at one point and the following pause in talking was filled with some folk music. That is a missed opportunity for some slap bass, guys come on this is your art

Nathan Campbell

Just in time for ... just after Christmas? Perfect!

Glenn Ponka

And a short, all too short, discussion on the Crank movies. I've been hoping for a Re:View of Crank 2 but I'm happy they even got mentioned.

John Boltons Mustache

Thank you, hack frauds! I hope TV superstar Rich Evans is on the commentary. That'll make it worth my $2.

RG

What version did I just illegally download for free off of the INTERNET????

VHS VCR

not before Christmas??? booo. I guess I'll splurge and spend the 1$ lol. WHEN DO I START THE COMMENTARY? It doesn't say.

VHS VCR

First time seeing this movie—maybe one of the biggest pieces of shit I’ve ever seen.

securethong

For everyone wondering, they are using the non directors cut, non extended cut, DVD version of the movie.

Slein

Sadly properly syncing the audio commentary will not save you from the pain of viewing this cynical heartless holiday film. But it’s pretty much where Vincent says to start. Wow is this movie bad.

Kim Luu

Thanks for the Christmas bounty, Hack Frauds!

Dr. Girlfriend Experience

Unexpected!

Matt P

Gonna need some info on where the audio gets synced with the movie.

Jack

I knew I bought the Dvd for a reason other than completing my Schwarzenegger collection😁. Nice one guys. Hope you all have a great Christmas 🎄

Stephen Macdonald

Finally a reason for the season.

Michael Warford

Can't be bothered going out to buy a copy of this movie so I'll just listen to it without watching.

Arch Friend

How should we sync the video with the audio? EDIT: It seems that we must start the audio with the beginning of the 20th Century Fox fanfare.

Vincent

Erm.. also apparently there's an 'extended' version of the film. Fuck knows why. I'm going to assume this is for the normal version.

Bobby Jones

Wait, where's the info one when to start the commentary track to sync with the film?

Brandon Headrick

Add another eggnog!

Marvin Falz

Oh God

Danny Vozzolo

Right now I'm making the same sounds Phil Hartman did eating those cookies.

Mark Galloway


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