Jingle All The Way Commentary Track
Added 2018-12-24 13:08:46 +0000 UTC
Hey everyone! Just in time for Christmas, we have a new commentary track for the Arnold Schwarzenegger lump of coal, Jingle All The Way! As usual, send us a direct message here on Patreon (not just a comment below this post) and we'll provide a free download code.
DISCLAIMER: we won't be able to get you a download code until after Christmas.
Haha, that ending of the commentary: the RLM "company has been dissolved." Reminded me that it's now almost ten years that I follow RLM. Starting with the Phantom Menace Review. Thank you!
Marvin Falz
2019-01-13 11:04:53 +0000 UTC
Oh great! Now I have to find a copy of this turd of a movie. Thanks, hack frauds.
Top Hat Monkey
2019-01-08 18:22:03 +0000 UTC
Happy new year...or something.
Gavin Jones
2019-01-04 10:59:57 +0000 UTC
You should really consider doing a Re:View of Last Action Hero.
Chloe S
2019-01-03 03:43:35 +0000 UTC
Happy New Year Mike, Jay, and Rich!
Edward
2019-01-01 03:29:00 +0000 UTC
i suspect that sometimes they say things that they don't want to make the final cut, or where they literally don't say something for a while, or even (maybe) where they have edited something else in (rich's "cinematic equbbelant" line) which has caused the commentary to go out of sync.
James Mason
2019-01-01 00:46:47 +0000 UTC
Wow. I had forgotten how truly godawful that movie is.
2018-12-30 20:00:04 +0000 UTC
My favorite part of this commentary track was when Alexa scared the shit out of me by asking if I was sure that I wanted to purchase “Jingle All the Way”. I made my Christmas merry and bright, and said hell no to that! Happy Holidays🤣🎄🎄🎄
Rachel H
2018-12-30 05:42:15 +0000 UTC
Straight from Bandcamp: "This commentary is meant to sync up with the original theatrical version of the film. Start the commentary right when the 20th Century Fox logo fades up."
Jamie Laing
2018-12-29 01:44:13 +0000 UTC
Andrew Koenig played Boner on Growing Pains and he did indeed commit suicide. His dad played Chekov on Star Trek
Nathan Carlson
2018-12-28 08:10:24 +0000 UTC
..and that's Sir Ridley Scotland, to you.
Aphix
2018-12-28 07:23:52 +0000 UTC
When do we hit start, and on what version? Thanks.
Aphix
2018-12-28 07:16:28 +0000 UTC
BEST CHRISTMAS PRESENT EVER
Niko Ketsilis
2018-12-28 00:47:15 +0000 UTC
I was going to say my favorite line in this movie is when Phil Hartman muses "I think World War 2 was my favorite war..." but then I realized that was in SMALL SOLDIERS... you lose again Jingle All the Way!!
Matt P
2018-12-27 18:08:42 +0000 UTC
WTF, all I can find on torrent, I mean at my local, 100% legal DVD store is some fuckin' EXTENDED/DIRECTOR'S CUT version.
Who do you think you are, Ridley Scaaahtt???
Lelio Mulas
2018-12-27 11:15:48 +0000 UTC
Boo. Learn you facts. My hometown, Fairbanks, AK, is the coldest: <a href="https://www.worldatlas.com/articles/10-coldest-us-cities.html" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.worldatlas.com/articles/10-coldest-us-cities.html</a>
Benjamin Cornelius-Bates
2018-12-27 05:24:36 +0000 UTC
I'm gonna give 3 whole dollars. I FUCKING LOVE RICH EVANS!
2018-12-27 02:13:50 +0000 UTC
There's more than one version of this piece of shit? Fuck. How do I know which one to steal from the internet?
2018-12-27 02:08:45 +0000 UTC
I hadn't seen this movie since it came out... It really is terrible.
David Yllanes
2018-12-26 12:08:46 +0000 UTC
This request is addressed to the editor of these tracks: please stop adding the musical interludes in the pauses between comments? You don't need to add extra music to occupy the viewer, we're already watching a movie while listening to your excellent commentary. And if you must, add relevant audio? Jay pointed out a Seinfeld actor at one point and the following pause in talking was filled with some folk music. That is a missed opportunity for some slap bass, guys come on this is your art
Nathan Campbell
2018-12-25 21:30:21 +0000 UTC
Just in time for ... just after Christmas? Perfect!
Glenn Ponka
2018-12-25 18:56:26 +0000 UTC
And a short, all too short, discussion on the Crank movies. I've been hoping for a Re:View of Crank 2 but I'm happy they even got mentioned.
John Boltons Mustache
2018-12-25 09:16:13 +0000 UTC
Thank you, hack frauds! I hope TV superstar Rich Evans is on the commentary. That'll make it worth my $2.
RG
2018-12-25 02:22:38 +0000 UTC
What version did I just illegally download for free off of the INTERNET????
VHS VCR
2018-12-25 01:38:32 +0000 UTC
not before Christmas??? booo. I guess I'll splurge and spend the 1$ lol. WHEN DO I START THE COMMENTARY? It doesn't say.
VHS VCR
2018-12-25 01:37:48 +0000 UTC
First time seeing this movie—maybe one of the biggest pieces of shit I’ve ever seen.
securethong
2018-12-25 00:04:34 +0000 UTC
For everyone wondering, they are using the non directors cut, non extended cut, DVD version of the movie.
Slein
2018-12-24 21:20:48 +0000 UTC
Sadly properly syncing the audio commentary will not save you from the pain of viewing this cynical heartless holiday film. But it’s pretty much where Vincent says to start. Wow is this movie bad.
Kim Luu
2018-12-24 16:33:40 +0000 UTC
Thanks for the Christmas bounty, Hack Frauds!
Dr. Girlfriend Experience
2018-12-24 16:08:25 +0000 UTC
Unexpected!
Matt P
2018-12-24 14:59:03 +0000 UTC
Gonna need some info on where the audio gets synced with the movie.
Jack
2018-12-24 14:28:09 +0000 UTC
I knew I bought the Dvd for a reason other than completing my Schwarzenegger collection😁. Nice one guys. Hope you all have a great Christmas 🎄
Stephen Macdonald
2018-12-24 13:41:14 +0000 UTC
Finally a reason for the season.
Michael Warford
2018-12-24 13:35:21 +0000 UTC
Can't be bothered going out to buy a copy of this movie so I'll just listen to it without watching.
Arch Friend
2018-12-24 13:34:41 +0000 UTC
How should we sync the video with the audio?
EDIT: It seems that we must start the audio with the beginning of the 20th Century Fox fanfare.
Vincent
2018-12-24 13:31:51 +0000 UTC
Erm.. also apparently there's an 'extended' version of the film. Fuck knows why. I'm going to assume this is for the normal version.
Bobby Jones
2018-12-24 13:26:15 +0000 UTC
Wait, where's the info one when to start the commentary track to sync with the film?
Brandon Headrick
2018-12-24 13:25:24 +0000 UTC
Add another eggnog!
Marvin Falz
2018-12-24 13:20:34 +0000 UTC
Oh God
Danny Vozzolo
2018-12-24 13:12:19 +0000 UTC
Right now I'm making the same sounds Phil Hartman did eating those cookies.
Mark Galloway
2018-12-24 13:12:11 +0000 UTC