Rogue One Commentary Track
Added 2017-04-29 16:42:37 +0000 UTC
Yep, we're talking about this again. Mike, Jay, and Rich Evans watch Rouge One: A Make-Up Story - listen to their exciting commentary as they watch the most boringest Star Wars film ever.
As always, Patrons can get a free download code by sending us a private message here on Patreon (please don't just leave a comment below asking for a code...send us a Patreon message).
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Andrew Fisher
2017-05-25 12:37:51 +0000 UTC
This movie was so boring. My 8 year old son was on his iPad 1/2 an hour in. My wife and I started drinking at around 50 minutes in. The prequels were better. I snuck the commentary track while watching...YOU WERE BORED!!
Joseph Roughley
2017-05-22 03:31:22 +0000 UTC
Love these! The conversations are interesting and humorous, and the music is soothing...
jonti
2017-05-08 13:43:42 +0000 UTC
Just listened to it, it was great as always! I do wish you'd drop the musical stings and sound effects though. Really unnecessary. Other than that and Jay's audio being a bit blown out, thanks for making this horribly boring movie bearable.
2017-05-07 07:26:06 +0000 UTC
I hope you guys do more commentaries, they must be pretty easy to produce compared to your other output
atticus
2017-05-04 18:36:12 +0000 UTC
CGI Tarkin looks great in stills... But as soon as he moves, it's a dead give away and just like Rich said... Distracting as fuck
Jamie Laing
2017-05-03 01:52:04 +0000 UTC
Rascist? Nah, I dont think so. Its definitely a demographical cash in tho. But Donnie Yen is a kung fu action star that was hired to do kung fu action... so I think its fine. It wasnt like transformers where the comic relief was black ppl being stereotypically black or how easy it was to identify the black robot based on his -ahem- "urban" antics.
Jamie Laing
2017-05-03 01:50:04 +0000 UTC
I think the shot of Jyn / robot / kasian standing in their Imperial disguises looking completely unconvincing as imperials sums up the movie for me - the costume are right, but I'm just not buying it. I really wish we had got the Ocean's 11 inside the Deathstar with lots of Mission Impossible style traps and highwire suspense that Mike & Rich proposed
Matt P
2017-05-02 12:12:42 +0000 UTC
Yeah that's what gets me! He does the voice perfectly and does look a lot like him - they managed to get a good recast for Mon Mothma, I don't understand why they didn't just let this guy play Tarkin, and as they said in the commentary, if they insist on having Leia, just show her from the back with the white hood up.
Matt P
2017-05-02 12:10:09 +0000 UTC
Am I the only one who thought the blind kung-fu chinese was racist ? It was the first thing that popped in my head in the theater and I haven't heard a single soul mention it. Maybe it's not ...
Brace110
2017-05-02 08:34:15 +0000 UTC
The guy who was standing in for tarkin, behind the ugly cgi mask, was an accomplished actor who looked just like him anyway, so frustrating.
atticus
2017-05-02 03:34:14 +0000 UTC
Moff Tarkin didn't look too bad on the 720p rip I watched. Much less jarring than at the theater. Anyone else notice that?
Stella A
2017-05-01 05:59:16 +0000 UTC
JJ Abrahms raped my childhood, and I liked it!
Stella A
2017-05-01 05:48:40 +0000 UTC
These guys never fail to put a smile on my face! Thanks RLM!!!!
Safe Return Doubtful Network
2017-05-01 01:55:29 +0000 UTC
Very cruel, very cruel.
Amanda Hugandkiss
2017-04-30 20:32:29 +0000 UTC
You guys in the comments are all crazy. Rogue One is the pinnacle of Star Wars movie magic. You are all just haters who can not recognize a MASTERPIECE. I love JJ Abraham, he made the best Star Trek movies of all time.
meisterolsen
2017-04-30 11:57:44 +0000 UTC
Very cool commentary. Now I have to check out your other ones! Thanks all!
NonsenseInABag
2017-04-30 04:07:20 +0000 UTC
Thanks again for my signed RLM poster. I love it.
Maj0r_Magic
2017-04-30 04:06:50 +0000 UTC
You guys turn un-fun things into fun things. Don't die.
Wes C
2017-04-30 00:07:12 +0000 UTC
You've made a giant waste of time hours of fun.
Kegan
2017-04-29 23:35:06 +0000 UTC
I'm watching it now, and when you guys point it out, it's obvious why this movie doesn't work: All the stuff we should see onscreen is exposition, and all the stuff that should be exposition is played out onscreen. It's exactly backwards. This movie needed a Marcia Lucas.
I was hoping for a heist flick too. That would've been cool. Or fun. Or at least watchable.
R S Medlock
2017-04-29 22:47:28 +0000 UTC
This is perfect. The first time I tried watching this I stopped watching after an hour. I just didn't care. I know how it's going to end and I don't care about anyone or anything. You can't make the story exciting, but have to make the characters interesting. I guess I'll be able to watch the beautiful cinematography to the end, now that your commentary is out. Thanks!
Samsam
2017-04-29 21:07:10 +0000 UTC
Hmm, I don't intend to pay to see Rouge One again, so I think I'll pay for this on bandcamp.
Alastair Ward
2017-04-29 19:20:37 +0000 UTC
OH MYYYY GGGGAAAAAWWWWWWWWDDDDDDD!!!!
ber
2017-04-29 19:07:31 +0000 UTC
Hey... Wait... With this commentary Rogue One is almost watchable now...
Micconos
2017-04-29 18:40:37 +0000 UTC
I personally love commentary tracks.
Tobias Rose
2017-04-29 17:57:20 +0000 UTC
i don't think there's ever been as fruitful a film for RLM as Rouge One, god bless
Andrew Schmitt
2017-04-29 17:51:57 +0000 UTC
Nice. Decided it was worth paying for. I bought all the others. Thanks again. Keep these commentary tracks coming guy's. VERRRRY COOL!
Chris Vickers
2017-04-29 17:20:32 +0000 UTC
It's gonna be great. It's gonna be great. It's gonna be great.
Fauli Foo Foo
2017-04-29 17:17:54 +0000 UTC
Yisssssssssss
Matthew
2017-04-29 17:02:02 +0000 UTC
What's with the dead horse? I don't remember that from the movie, is it from the special edition?
Otaku-san
2017-04-29 16:53:00 +0000 UTC
Since I'm only a cheap-o patreoner I'll toss a couple bucks your way on bandcamp for it. :)
Arvin Clay
2017-04-29 16:52:13 +0000 UTC
About time you beautiful bastards
Krishan Manan
2017-04-29 16:51:43 +0000 UTC
I finally bothered watching this movie once it became rentable on Amazon Video, having already completely "spoiled" it by watching the RLM videos numerous times beforehand. That said, to really get the most out of this commentary track, you actually need to own the movie, or at the very least, be willing to rent it again. How many of us who would actually listen to this track would be willing to spend money on the movie (again)? That said, sign me up for this, I love listening to you guys!
2017-04-29 16:51:24 +0000 UTC
Thanks for offering a free code, but knowing that I'll listen to it 47 times, I think your time is worth a couple bucks.
Montague Films
2017-04-29 16:50:56 +0000 UTC
I can't wait to hear what they thought about the T-15 Skyhopper cameo!
Jordan Carlyon
2017-04-29 16:49:44 +0000 UTC
lol at least they know they're beating a dead horse with this
Leandro Ferraz
2017-04-29 16:47:26 +0000 UTC
I've gone out of my way to not watch this fucking thing.
Now I have to.
Thirty & Nerdy
2017-04-29 16:46:34 +0000 UTC
I just finished watching the movie though, oh well.
Jesse S
2017-04-29 16:44:36 +0000 UTC