October Bonus: My Immortal
Added 2022-10-26 20:21:44 +0000 UTCThis month, we celebrate Halloween with a little Vampire story... or, at least, as much of it as we could stomach before we made Eli stop
This month, we celebrate Halloween with a little Vampire story... or, at least, as much of it as we could stomach before we made Eli stop reading.
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The bloody cereal! “1%! Ahahah. 2%! Ahahah…”
WelcomeToFalse
2025-03-25 15:48:23 +0000 UTCStOp fLaMinG U pReP!
Sunday Morning Hotdog
2024-10-26 18:37:43 +0000 UTCI don’t particularly like citation needed. I pay for the membership exclusively to listen to the my immortal bonuses, at least once a week. Please do more shitty fan fictions!
Norabobora
2024-04-18 11:19:44 +0000 UTCThis alone was worth the money boys!
Jasamnajbolja
2023-12-27 06:29:55 +0000 UTC“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”
Mark Siefert
2023-10-10 17:44:28 +0000 UTCYou guys HAVE to do more of this! So funny!
Matthew Herr
2023-02-09 04:35:02 +0000 UTCOkay, min 10 gets funny
Spacecat
2023-01-18 23:05:49 +0000 UTC5 minutes in and my second hand embarrassment is almost too much to keep listening. Yeah sure i wrote that bad when i was 16. Yes i wrote fanfiction. But at least i wasn’t stupid enough to publish it. Probably because I didn’t have my own computer.
Spacecat
2023-01-18 23:03:06 +0000 UTCThere is something so beautiful about other people reading terrible prose that makes me so happy. I will give more money to listen to Tom read the next 2 chapters so I can hear him mutter "Jesus fucking christ" before he starts every sentence.
One I'd Nick
2023-01-02 17:16:28 +0000 UTCI think this is gonna need to be another podcast. Noah doesn’t need sleep! Tom can spend time with his family when he retires! I need this like you need more of my money
Nicolette
2022-12-27 20:33:06 +0000 UTCTwo votes
Nicolette
2022-12-27 20:31:56 +0000 UTCWhen do we get the rest
James F
2022-12-25 07:47:27 +0000 UTCHonestly this was worth subscribing for. Gonna have to keep this subscription active forever
Tanya Walters
2022-12-20 23:10:44 +0000 UTCI truly hope that we get to hear Eli read the entirety of this masterpiece, but afterwards might I recommend Steven Segal's self-insert deep state conspiracy First Nations-appropriating masterpiece The Way of the Shadow Wolves?
Alex Watts
2022-12-04 10:40:46 +0000 UTCThis episode was amazing. Have you seen the videos Strange Aeons has done on My Immortal? Cause it's... interesting: https://youtu.be/0JodBp-r9jM
Els
2022-11-20 19:11:04 +0000 UTCI needed this
Hard in Hightown
2022-11-09 06:24:48 +0000 UTCThis was ridiculously funny.
Rob Johnson
2022-11-08 18:31:36 +0000 UTCI hate you for this. 😩😂
Michelle C
2022-11-02 08:39:37 +0000 UTCulysses? more like ellipses. i’ll see myself out.
that 9 fingered lesbian
2022-10-30 18:12:13 +0000 UTCI'm crying (blood, obvs) right now at Tom having to experience...............this.
Nathaniel Arnold
2022-10-29 16:20:01 +0000 UTCHey, it’s been 4 days, will you ever finish that ellipses
Square root of negative one
2022-10-29 15:51:52 +0000 UTCThank you for that, I laughed so hard I had to pull the car over and then wait to hear the rest until I got home so I wouldn’t crash. Or wee. Or both. If you aren’t already working on a new Terrible Fan Fic side podcast then we’re clearly not flamming yous guys hard enough. Don’t be preps…….. we need more please Motherfuckers.
Jay
2022-10-29 10:23:08 +0000 UTCThat was AMAZING. It was worth four years (and counting!) of my Patreon subscription just for this! ❤️🌹🥳😅 Could barely hear your laughter over the top of mine until I stopped breathing, crying so hard!
Trina Cairns
2022-10-29 08:48:11 +0000 UTCI am so glad I finally joined the Patreon for this show. I'm only 15 minutes into the episode & I'm cry-laughing so fucking hard!
Dan Duivel
2022-10-28 18:52:51 +0000 UTCI would be insanely happy to hear you guys comment on Ulysses.
Reluctant Skeptic
2022-10-28 17:19:59 +0000 UTCMy boss asked me if I was ok..... Apparently me laughing so laughily at work had him concerned. I look forward to the next 10 chapters
DrgDragon
2022-10-28 14:11:37 +0000 UTCMy immortal is a timeless masterpiece. I’m so happy you guys are now experiencing it too. Please do more. Ignore the flammers
Meghan Florip
2022-10-28 12:42:37 +0000 UTCI was all in for My Immortal, but I’m way more in for the guys falling in love with this bizarre garbage gem. Please do more.
Mara
2022-10-28 10:49:34 +0000 UTCSo I've done bad fanfic reading panels at conventions (something I'm now normally against as as if people want to write something its not really harming anyone and why not just let them have their fun escapism or fantasy, but by the same token if you put it out there...) But yeah, my immortal was always the one that takes the cake for WTF. Whether its the clothing descriptions (we once tried to look up how many of her described items of clothing actually exist, quite a few), Ebony's "earing angsto'meter" (25 earings - she's gonna blow), "we've secretly replaced Ebony's sex ed textbook with the assembly instructions for ikea bookcase, lets see if she notices" level sex scenes, Her yelling Crookshanks at Voldemort to stop him (in HP universe, Crookshanks is Hermione's cat), and of course the great spelling and overall nonsensicalness of it Consider this my positive REvow for you to continue
Insertrandomquotehere
2022-10-28 05:05:31 +0000 UTCI listened to this on my evening walk. So now everyone in my city thinks I'm an unhinged person who laughs maniacally at things the voices in my head say to me.
That Julia Person
2022-10-28 01:54:28 +0000 UTCI almost want to read the rest of this, and I hate myself for it
Square root of negative one
2022-10-27 23:45:30 +0000 UTCDO MORE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!.............. -Dumbledore
Ty Stephens
2022-10-27 21:21:19 +0000 UTCI cried multiple times and spewed food all over the table. I should have known better than to eat.
Grandy
2022-10-27 19:40:48 +0000 UTCLast Episode of PiaT pods, it was Eli all along.
Matty B
2022-10-27 19:21:01 +0000 UTCAlright, this was worth the price of all the admissions! Should be used for clincal depression...will be more effective than all the drugs in a flying Mercedes.
cadavermouse
2022-10-27 17:24:43 +0000 UTCI laughed so laughily at this It’s my new hyperfixation
Else Black
2022-10-27 14:12:03 +0000 UTCThis is the best effing thing I've ever heard - I'm counting ellipses until the next part!
Patricia Lucas
2022-10-27 14:06:30 +0000 UTCI’m glad to see I’m not the only one who was laughing laughilly at this episode. 🤣
Shawn Morris
2022-10-27 13:55:16 +0000 UTCIf you guys never did a bonus episode for anything anywhere ever again, this would make up for it.
Jess Donovan
2022-10-27 13:41:14 +0000 UTCThis was the most wonderful morning ever!
Jay Voigt
2022-10-27 13:35:53 +0000 UTCThis was definitely worth becoming a patron! I am still laughing, and I finished listening 5 minutes ago 🤣
Karin Parker
2022-10-27 13:29:59 +0000 UTCThis. This is the content I pay for. Bravo guys! I've know of the existence of this fanfic for a long time but still, getting to hear it for the first time is... Wow 😂
IncaLaddr
2022-10-27 09:45:01 +0000 UTCThanks to the original show, I surprised some young persons by recognising they were referencing MI .. I’m now a cool old person..!! (They said so, it must be true)
outaspaceman
2022-10-27 07:54:26 +0000 UTCAlso, are we SURE Eli didn’t write this?
Square root of negative one
2022-10-27 06:57:26 +0000 UTCThe notes before each chapter make this so much better
Square root of negative one
2022-10-27 06:57:00 +0000 UTCThat was about as far as I got before I started chuckling. By the end I was laughing and gasping for air................ much like Eli's pug.
cadavermouse
2022-10-27 04:49:09 +0000 UTCWhen I was a teenager I was a very big fan of Harry Potter and My Chemical Romance while also being slightly goth and suffering from crippling anxiety and depression, but honestly I could never have made up this elaborate dumpster-fire monstrosity. This episode was absolutely hysterical and I definitely looked crazy while cracking up in my car.
Lime Green Morpheus
2022-10-27 04:15:54 +0000 UTCThis may be the funniest thing I’ve ever heard read on a podcast. It’s been a lousy few days and this definitely brightened the mood.
Tammy DeWael
2022-10-27 03:57:48 +0000 UTCI tried listening to this while driving and I had to turn it off because I was weeping with laughter and couldn't see the road. Bravo!
Miles Greene
2022-10-27 03:47:41 +0000 UTCThis is the funniest thing I've ever listened to on a podcast.
David Zak
2022-10-27 03:26:28 +0000 UTCScreaming. Absolutely screaming. Please, please let there be more of these. I laughed so hard my face hurt. I needed this so much today. Thank you from the bottom of my cold dead heart.
TenaciousB
2022-10-27 02:56:08 +0000 UTCGod damn it! I sprayed coffee on dashboard again! I had to pull over from laughing so hard!
Matthew Maxon
2022-10-27 02:40:13 +0000 UTCOkay, I'm starting to laugh but this is still excruciating.
cadavermouse
2022-10-27 02:18:01 +0000 UTCOh my god please stop.
cadavermouse
2022-10-27 02:12:33 +0000 UTCI love this so much....I can't wait for the next 10 chapters.
Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-burstein-von-knacker-horowitz-aucher Hautkopft of Ulm
2022-10-27 01:58:55 +0000 UTCI’m almost certain Robbie Coltrane got an advance copy of this episode and faked his death in order to avoid being Cameo’d and therefore in anyway associated with this fanfic.
candice cole
2022-10-27 01:43:57 +0000 UTCI’ll admit, I’m invested in it. No flams from me
String Bass Theory
2022-10-27 01:11:47 +0000 UTCInfinitely better than the Holy Babble
Unofficial_Opinion
2022-10-27 00:54:43 +0000 UTCThis is the BEEEEEEEEST. GAM and vulgarity for charity have prepared you well for this moment.
Poogan
2022-10-27 00:36:39 +0000 UTCThis is painful. I'm five minutes in and this is so fucking painful. This might be the first Citation Needed episode I can't finish.
Nora
2022-10-26 23:49:35 +0000 UTCSo was this written a few weeks ago, or has Eli not heard the news of Robbie Coltrane? Because I'm pretty certain the man is no longer on Cameo.
Pterrorsaurus hex
2022-10-26 22:39:57 +0000 UTCI genuinely thought you couldn’t top the Frank Dux article, but your reading of “My Immortal” shattered my expectations. I laughed so hard I nearly came. On account of being “Dumbledored”, my new preferred euphemism for being edged, I wish to offer a suggestion for the next bonus episode so that I may finish. “The Eye of Argon” is such a badly-written heroic fantasy novella, readers are left feeling the author, Jim Theis, had access to three thesauri and no dictionaries when writing it. I was introduced to The Eye at a sci-fi convention where a copy was passed around the room and read aloud, one paragraph at a time. You’re out if you break either of the following rules; 1) you have to read it as written, warts & all, and 2) you can’t laugh, snicker, chortle, scoff, or giggle. Let me know if you need help finding a copy… https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Eye_of_Argon
Mama Llaga
2022-10-26 22:32:10 +0000 UTCOh my god, more of this please! This had me cry-laughing. Also, I won't stop flamming da podcast until you do more of this, you mother fuckers!
William Evan Barnes
2022-10-26 22:25:13 +0000 UTCWelp....................................................... Now I need a spin off podcast. "Gawd Awful Fan Fics".
MouthStache
2022-10-26 22:13:11 +0000 UTCI made the mistake of trying to take a drink while listening to this episode. It did not go well. If there is more terrible fan fic that Eli will dramatically read for us, I am here for it.
Julie LaVoice
2022-10-26 22:05:39 +0000 UTCI flan u 4 moar
Mockingbird Nation
2022-10-26 22:05:38 +0000 UTCThis is the worst thing I ever heard. Thank you.
Joshua
2022-10-26 22:05:33 +0000 UTCI had to pull over two times on my commute to stop weeping with laughter. Well done everyone. And that ending was fantastic.
GeekOfDoom
2022-10-26 21:58:58 +0000 UTCI'll never say more to My Immortal
Fel Martins
2022-10-26 21:03:12 +0000 UTCYESSS! The My Immortal episode is one of the funniest things I've ever heard, and I couldn't stop laughing whenever excerpts from it were read!
GenmuLVLX
2022-10-26 20:34:11 +0000 UTCThat was on fan fiction in general, I think the MI part was five or ten minutes.
Kurt Montandon
2022-10-26 20:32:32 +0000 UTCWait, I thought we already got a My Immortal episode
Cody Renton
2022-10-26 20:24:55 +0000 UTCOh no....
CarrieBoo
2022-10-26 20:23:53 +0000 UTCPerfect timing 😎
Dusty's Nerdy Wood
2022-10-26 20:23:45 +0000 UTC
