Audi's 5 Year Audio-versary Challenge | January 2025

I posted my first audio to Reddit in January 2020, with no idea I'd still be doing this FIVE YEARS LATER - that's wild. I asked you last month what you might like to do to celebrate and it seems most folks would like more sequels (and you shall have some!), but I also thought to myself, "How fun would it be to challenge myself to completely reimagine my old audios based solely off their titles?!" See the thing is, in addition to the 170ish exclusive audios here, I've also posted hundreds of free ones, SFW ones, the list goes on and on. Which means I can't remember anything about pretty much any of them - I don't listen to my own stuff once it's been posted, and whatever tale I've spun drifts out of my mind, never to return. I'd also like to think I've improved a lot over the years and it would be interesting to see just how much my writing and performance has changed when given a similar concept to existing audios.

So when you vote in this month's polls (links are in the pinned post), you'll be choosing from some potentially familiar titles. I'll have the originals linked for those who are curious to listen.

Some things to note:

1. I won't be looking at the tags or description of the original audio - I only want to be influenced by the title. Therefore, when voting, don't let the tags of an audio influence you because they won't be influencing me!

2. The selections were chosen via wheelofnames - I listed all the audios for each tier and spun for your poll choices. I can guarantee that I don't recall most of them, so I've no idea what I'll come up with this time around.

I'll leave you with a question:

If you were going to create an Audi greatest hits playlist, which ones would you choose for it? Do you have a favorite? I'm curious to see your opinions as the Wise and Constant Listeners.