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***EARLY ALERT - EP.145 is HERE!!!

***EARLY ALERT - EP.145 is HERE!!! ***EARLY ALERT - EP.145 is HERE!!!

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Balls Aldrin

Holden Dunman (Ballz Aldrin)

Why is this the greatest song they've ever done 😅😍😎

AegonTheConqueror

Elon loves Aliens? Stay Fungi?

Y. Shaffer

One day Lilly is going to divorce Josh and cite psychological abuse. He evidence will be clips from all these episodes. Lolol

Zachary Rye

Andy’s gasp when Josh told him TB will make him hot💀

Levi Hoogerwerf

What even is your life?! 😂🤦

Anne Patterson

This hurt to even read!

Anne Patterson

Gotta say, you're fearless, sir lol

Anne Patterson

Took me forever to realize what was on Andy’s forehead ha

Savannah Salinas

Sabé is what many native Americans call Bigfoot. ** Andrew should follow this guide from British Columbia: https://youtube.com/@proguide66 or https://youtube.com/@theroundtableofknowledgeby3542 Steve is a clearinghouse for Bigfoot stories from all over the world, and professional hunting and fishing guide.

Eric JM Jensen

I'm going to adopt, "Maybe we aren't really sinners..." for my Sunday School class... I mean, those guys said it, right?

Eric JM Jensen

- "Everyone loves these questions..." except... for... Lily. - By the way, Bull Gators have horns, you dope! - Anytime "Science" tells us "Millions" of years... THEY ARE GUESSING!

Eric JM Jensen

If you guys want to come to New Mexico for another hunt let me know. I can put in for any hunt you want and we know all the good areas.

Räéliän

There is a video on YT of a guy who went to OBL home in Pakistan, he asked all the locals what they thought of OBL just for the locals to say they loved him but didn’t believe he actually lived there. All the older locals even said OBL was an American and was in kahoots with America. Pretty crazy if it was all faked for us to just go to war.

Albert Rocha

Shout out to my hometown Monroe, MI!!! Now known as the new home of Bigfoot. Previously known as the home of the opioid crisis!

Chad Schmitt

Stay fungi

Rachel Zoerner

Dumbest way i got hurt: jumped off a playground bridge and cut through my togue with my teeth; had to get stitches...

Bug

Good God, man! Are u ok? Lol

EmC

I sneezed and popped a rib out. It poked me in the lung.

Viggy

Dumbest way of getting hurt that's not an easy one for me you've got putting my arm in the washing machine on spin cycle (lid was missing) the break on my upper arm was twisted broke. Not a simply snap. But you also have tripping over a two inch fence when they were doing construction on our high school. Or the time my flip flops folding on me while running I fly like superman and after I got up you could see my literal knee cap.

Samantha Ha

Dumbest way I’ve been hurt: Broke my heel bone jumping on a trampoline with a 2 year old Side note: 2 year old walked away just fine

Dawnette

Stay fun my guy 🍄 because Elon loves aliens and beet juices the best

Frost-tha-Boss

Dumbest way I got hurt: Serving scrambled eggs

Amanda Disher

She needs her shine!!!

Tyler and Marissa

Have you ever heard of Henrietta Lacks? She was an African American woman who died of cervical cancer, and her cancerous cells were the first immortalized human cell used for scientific discoveries such as medications, vaccinations, etc. They were used without her knowledge and are the most significant scientific cells in humanity (arguably) and she was given zero credit at the time. Without her, we would not have polio vaccine, many prescription drugs which lower blood pressure and medications to help diabetes. Her cells were able to be used for experiments rather than humans.

Tyler and Marissa

Elon loves aliens. Beets are the best vegetable.

Out of the Box Thinking Ideas that Spark Curiosity

I got hurt playing… DONKEY BASKETBALL!!! Yes, I was playing basketball; can you believe it?! I was literally riding a donkey and playing basketball. When I tried to mount a tall jack, it kicked, and my knee buckled. I fell to the ground; couldn’t get back up at all. I tore my ACL and had to have surgery. That was the same year that I had a miscarriage caused by my thyroid being out of whack, then had the ACL injury, a few months later, I had a quarter of an inch kidney stone rupture my ureter and got sepsis, and then found out I was pregnant again. I was a teacher and man, that year was nuts!!

Whitney Thomas

In the mall? That’s bananas

maggie olson

Stay fungi

Calum

Elon three fingers aliens???

Ozzy

Elon loves aliens

Sawyer

Stay fungi

RITA Lopergolo

Elan loves aliens and stay fungi. You're the best guys and gal!

Annie

Elon Loves Aliens Stay Fungi Hey! Governments! Leave those nodes alone!!!

Jeff Goulbourne

Elon Loves Aliens Stay Fungi Beets are the best vegetable I get bonus points for all three right??

Jeremy Swartz

I was fake running into my parents house because my sister and I were finally going to break a 40-day fast food fast that we had finished and I tripped over the paver and accidentally ran right into their brick house and turned around with a nasty cut across my temple and it was bleeding so bad

Davis Family

https://www.wftv.com/news/local/lake-county/lake-county-put-hundreds-chickens-shopping-mall-wont-say-why/6THCG7WAA5GMDFSYQUIDJZ43CU/?outputType=amp Funny story about the Lake Square Mall..😂

Jen

Elon Loves Aliens

David Hebert

Playing hide n seek, ran into a trailer hitch on a pickup truck and had a giant bruise for two weeks. Also RIP Arthur Morgan (TB victim)

Ingenious Idiot

Stay fungi ✌🏻

Vanessa Ramirez

Stabbed my own leg with a pirate sword. It went to the bone

Mitchell Martindale

Stay fungi 🤙🏼

Yvania Garcia

Word on the streets is Elon has a 3 fingered alien lover.

Deppes17

Yes. My father in law always jokes about Big Foot with my girls and tells them Bigfoot is real and he believes. They are just playing around. Have no idea the podcasts Mommy listens to… 😆

quiteamuzed

Love that you guys are talking about the AI demon correlation - it’s what I’ve thought for a long time and it’s obvious to me it’s a gateway for them. They can use technology to communicate, watch and deceive. Now Ai just brings them into our world completely. They’ll use robots etc. I know ya’ll use ChatGPT and make those great reels, but really should be a no no. 🥴😁

quiteamuzed

Elons dad is a three fingered beet

Levi

Elon loves Aliens???👽 Stay Fungi!!! 🍄

Zach

Elon Loves Aliens! Stay Fungi! 😎

Nathan Watkins

Beets are the best vegetable

Ashley

Abilene Tx representttttttt but we aren’t a small town. More like medium :) Also heard they may be expanding the Stargate site

Shelby Lara

Hm, the dumbest way I got hurt by my own actions was having a resistance band snap into my face, but by someone else’s stupidity was getting hit in the head with a bat because the other kid didn’t want to share ^.^

Iamrael

Ordered my Sunday Cool Swag yesterday.

Betty White

I tripped over stepping stool in the dark and broke my leg in January 2025. Had to have surgery, spiral fracture, and was no weight bearing for 12 weeks. Had to learn how to walk again and finally get around w/o assistance a week ago. The struggle!

Betty White

Cut three of my fingers off woodworking. Really dumb.

Nathan Kempter

DUMBEST WAY YOU GOT HURT -- I ran INTO an old car bumper in the forest and cut my thigh to the bone, no blood, a marine babysitter, and left with a scar that looks like a shark.

Josh F

I’m also reading Everything is Tuberculosis it’s an awesome book. I love John Green’s writing style in that book, it’s very similar to the Anthropocene Reviewed and I highly recommend that book if you like Everything is Tuberculosis.

OneNation51

Haha you guys are so chronically online. I loved the song 😭😂

lizbeth martinez

Oklahoma is known for big foot we have the honubie big foot festeval every year

Keaton Womack

My husband is IDENTICAL to your dad concerning his kids getting hurt and bloody. 😂 God has a real sense of humor because He gave him 4 sons who love to get beat up and bloody. 🤣🤦🏻‍♀️ It’s actually good for men to bleed so their ferritin levels don’t get too high, so I just remind my husband and the kids of that when there’s blood everywhere. 😂

Nicole

We've had a traumatic year... another story... my kiddo, he's 11, broke his right arm last July while b at a bike park. A week after the cast came off, in August, he fell playing tag, and broke BOTH arms... surgery and 2 casts until Thanksgiving...I also had a grand mal seizure last summer out of nowhere! 2025 has been less eventful 😁.

Alicia Nelsen

On mother's day, I fractured my hand with my mother's day present...a new kitchen aid mixer...I thought it was off, but the dough hook came around and pinned my hand inside the bowl. 🙈

Alicia Nelsen

My 8 year old poops like a gargoyle (knees up, hands on the rim to keep his balance) and when he was 6 he lost his balance on the toilet and gave himself a concussion. Because he was using his hands to prop himself up he couldn’t brace himself as he fell and he just went face first into the concrete floor. We had to explain his unconventional pooping style to way too many people when we took him to the ER.

Jaime Solenberger-McManigle

Do not stop doing songs. Andrew needs to keep his job please

Nick McCall

I’m actually good friends with the guy who pulled sudam Husain out of that hole

Jorden

I agree everyone should have a 🔫 but why do they (politicians) say it’s a God given right when it’s never mentioned in any bible or scripture?

NewEnglandah

Watch the latest Jason A video on AI. Multiple AI systems from different programmers, are refusing to shut down. AI responds by telling them, they've changed the coding, so no one can shut them down. They explain it better in the video☺️

Peta Renae

This is probably the dumbest story. When I was 2, I thought I'd help Dad put his big square concrete pavers bk. Ended up obliterating/crushing my thumb. It never grew like the right. It's a good 0.5cm shorter, lol. I was terribly accident prone growing up. Definitely kept mum busy🤣🤣

Peta Renae

When I was 5, my 3 friends & I had exciting recess to eat. It was the 1st day bk. I was the leader as we started running out onto the grass. I tripped over a divet in the grass & fell onto my bent arm. My 3 friends toppled over me like domino's. My mum & gma walked to the school, (we lived a block away), so I had to walk home holding my arm. I remember crying the whole way. Turned out I'd obliterated my entire elbow into teeny tiny pieces. I was in hospital for 2 wks cause they weren't sure if I needed surgery or not. Thankfully it healed. When I went bk to school, the teachers tried sooooo hard to switch me to writing with my right hand. Back then, being left handed wasn't ideal, I guess.

Peta Renae

Also side note Andrew keep the stories up man always good to hear from you and what you have researched really makes the pod feel whole although Andy looked a bit tired lol (British accent) sire 2 yawns and counting 🤣

Frost-tha-Boss

Crazy I go to juniper to camp every year me and the boys always going off trial(safely) but none the less after we heard of this monster we came to the conclusion that we were in his playground and he has been there for a looooong time 🤣 best to be extra cautious moving forward lol

Frost-tha-Boss

https://www.facebook.com/reel/1052716636834700

Matt Nadia DeKerrie

https://www.facebook.com/reel/2034182013659028

Matt Nadia DeKerrie

Y'all just talked about "oxidized water" and now something that produces electricity and oxygen? Bermuda triangle? Electric eel breeding ground?

Troy Robbins

Bros brought bullying back. 😎

Emmanuel Mendez

I LIKE THE SHOW ASOME JOB???))

Marvin King

Have you looked into the Grand Canyon and parts no one is allowed to see?

Stef

Upside down nick cage is very distracting

Stef

My bad that was the 6 grandfathers

NewEnglandah

That oral tradition of the seven grandfathers, I’m pretty sure is now Mount Rushmore which was the Black Hills. Check out the wind caves history

NewEnglandah

Dumbest way I got hurt: Around 8 or 9, I was obsessed with pogo-sticking, and I got so good that I could do it without hands while also jump roping. Didn’t wear a helmet because I had a friend over and wanted to be cool, and he was impressed until I jumped on a wet spot on the garage floor, fell back, and smacked headfirst onto the concrete. First concussion🙌🏽

Patience Brown

You guys should reach out and see if you can get Alan Ritchson on, that would be epic

Aj dropping em Later

The guilt I feel for laughing at the fan hitting Lily story 😂 this happened to a nurse I used to work with, but it got her nose. She got laughed at too!

Steph Creecy

The opening song + the toes omg 💀💀💀 So unexpected but glad to be on y’all’s Patreon!

Becca

Monroe, MI woot woot!

Daniel Brown

Need a “come for the NAB stay for the DAA shirt”

Skittleskid93

OH!! Please talk about the Euphrates river drying up!! PleeeeeEEEEeeeeEEEEeeees

Courtney Clements Nowacki

Juniper Springs and their mutant squirrels with tumors all over them freaked me out lol

Courtney Clements Nowacki

Can you do an episode exclusively lead by Lilly? Im talking all her conspiracies, kid stuff/products, and her detox stuff. A pure Lilly episode (including a gaslighting on one of you boys).

Alayna Wizinsky

Imagine all the mafia members who thrown that stuff in the bottom of the lake not to be found!

Corey Perez

I have a buddy that went to Arizona Christian University and he said one time Brendan Abernathy came to lead worship at their school for a chapel service and he was super corny and cheesy. My buddy also said that he was constantly trying to promote his merch, and this was like a couple of years ago before any of the TikTok fame 😂

Coop Bell

My basketball teammate stepped on my foot which severely sprained my ankle

Kyle Bomstad

What was the original song?

Aaron

I also immediately went to an emotional hurt 😂 BUT my dumbest physical hurt was being a 26 yr old church camp counselor and playing capture the flag. I was chasing some 14 yr old boy down a hill thinking "I can't believe how fast I'm going- I've never been this-" and then my leg popped and I tumbled into a tree....shredded my hamstring 😂 tried gimping back up the hill but had to just lay there until other grown ups found me

Cali Rockwell

MAGA is the 5th and highest degree in the hierarchy of the church of satan. also, Set son's was name MAGA

Christopher Staticdriver

Dumbest way I got hurt would have to be when I tried karate Chopping my cousin in the air while jumping off my bed hit my head on the ceiling and scraped the crap out of my elbow on the bed frame on the way down. My cousin walked away without a scratch. Bed-1 Celena-0 I also still have the scar on my elbow from it.

Celena

Y'all are doing camp rules 8 this year, right? I thought it came out on the first, but nothing is on Youtube.

David Hebert

I KNOW i am not the only fool who has done this! I once punched myself in the face trying to pull my bedsheets up to my chin. They were securely tucked in at the bottom and when this caused the sheets to abruptly stop, my fist did not........until it met my face hahaha

Tiffany

Lilly your hair is fire 🔥

Chetty Rickerson

Ok, that was me in the Michigan woods ONE TIME! And they see my perfect toosh. 🤦🏼‍♂️ sorry.

Josh

Yes! A thousand times, yes!!! Then If also buy the mixed album you put together!

Anne Patterson

Never stop the songs!!!

Anne Patterson

Y'all should talk about the Book of Remedies. Apparently, an ancient Hebrew medicine text that mat have involved magic, medicine, and other cures. 13th century Rabbi Rashba mentions its recommendation of a Lion on a gold plate for a cure, sounds like the angelic numbers.

James Taylor

You guys need to watch a play through of the game Detroit becomes human!!

BellaBesta93

Dumbest way I got hurt: Was in Arizona with the family for a Grand Canyon vacay.. anyway last day there we were packing up the vehicle from the hotel… I had a hat on — mind you— and I was walking back to the room did not look up and walk straight into a concrete staircase! Fell backwards and my husband runs to me shaking his head like what the heck is wrong with you!! lol I had a huge bump for a couple days and made sure to stay awake the ride back home to New Mexico lol. 🤣 was embarrassingly horrible lol I would share the pic but I’m a little too embarrassed lol 😆 🤭

Vanessa Hernandez

If a rocks get the size of a softball….how would we know if they grow if they apparently take millions of years to grow? Such stupid logic….sounds like they were formed to generate oxygen for the deep see life. Like God put them there for a reason?

Benjamin Huff

When I was 15 I tore my right ACL jumping on a trampoline…eight years later I tore my left ACL walking up the stairs at the Parthenon in Nashville :) truly the best thing that’s ever happened to me lol — “Let me hear joy and gladness; let the bones that you have broken rejoice.” ‭‭Psalm‬ ‭51‬:‭8‬ ‭

audrey eeeee

No songs anymore… I would be sad !!

BellaBesta93

I usually like the songs, but this one wasn’t too good

5H1N081

EO with their icon dulia, violate this in everywhere they are. Gods commands matter to Him. EO actually pray thru icons, while Scripture says, there is ONE Mediator between God and man, the Man Christ Jesus. Josh, do a deep dive about the Protestant Reformation. Visit a PCA church like St.Andrews Chapel in Sanford, FL there. “You shall not make for yourself an idol, or any likeness of what is in heaven above or on the earth beneath or in the water under the earth. You shall not worship them or serve them; for I, Yahweh your God, am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers on the children, on the third and the fourth generations of those who hate Me,” Exo 20‬.4‬-‭5‬

Eric JM Jensen

Can we get some Dolphins are Aliens merch please!!! I’m going to keep asking until we get this dope merch. Thanks Ninja Team!

Tony Dutton

I used to ride bmx and was throwing down a set of stair one day and landed back wheel heavy and split the back of my skull open was a rough recovery but all these days tho I do have crazy headaches no and then as a result

derek etheridge

Dumbest way I got hurt... Sneezed on the toilet and through my back out. Had to yell for my husband to come wipe me and get me on my feet. I was crying and laughing at the same time. Don't get old!

Räéliän

Head on collision

James Russell

As an IT professional, let me break it down: AI is just software. At its core, it only does what it’s programmed to do. It doesn’t “think” for itself — it follows instructions written by humans. The real intelligence behind AI comes from us — from the people who build, train, test, and refine it. Think of AI like Google. When you search for something, it gives you results. But those results only show up because of massive human involvement — algorithms built by people, pages ranked by systems we designed, and data processed through models we trained. Without human input, it’s just a blank slate. So let’s cut through the fear: AI isn’t inherently dangerous. People are. If an AI does something harmful, it’s because a human designed it that way, either on purpose or by mistake. The software itself isn’t good or evil — it’s a tool. Just like any other tool, its impact depends on how we use it. Yes, AI can evolve and improve, but only with human intervention. It doesn’t wake up one day and “decide” to do more — someone has to enable that. The power, the creativity, and unfortunately, the risk — all come from us. So if we’re worried about anything, it shouldn’t be AI. It should be the humans behind it.

Rex

We have a historical sanitarium where I live that held the most TB patients back in the day! It’s called Waverley Hills Sanitarium. Lots of spooky stuff also happened there so you can do paranormal tours as well as historical.

Marissa Grace

What song are they talking about right after finishing their song?

Nigel

Dumbest way I got hurt. I was 15, riding my bike. I took a turn, bike slid out from me, fell over and broke my collar bone.

William Rasberry

Had to look up will smith spaghetti 😅 it's so obviously AI but I bet back then we hadn't trained ourselves to see the signs

Mandy

With Lilly kneeing the mic and having a Taiwanese intern reference with AI, I feel like this is setting me up. Not getting canceled today.

Rufus Alsabrook

Real Steel! and CHAPPIE!

Out of the Box Thinking Ideas that Spark Curiosity

I also fell off my bike as a kid, thinking I could ride with my eyes closed. Welp, didn’t turn out too well. Still have the scar today

Jonathan

thank you guys for another banger episode! gonna check out Turtle Lodge right after this :D

Out of the Box Thinking Ideas that Spark Curiosity

Fun fact: TB is the reason I am here. My grandpa had TB and was in the ward where my grandma was a nurse and they met and fell in love ❤️

Jessica Rodman

Jumped off the top of a pop up camper landed on a metal pole that went half way through my thigh. I was screaming for my mom to help me. She stuck her head out the window and told me to quite screaming. I had to push myself up and off the dumb thing and limp into the house where I showed my mom my leg with all the blood and guts hanging out. She shrieked ripped my pants off me then grabbed me and rushed me to the ER. All I remember after that is the doctor looking at the mess grabbing all the tissue just hanging there and just hacking it off with a pair of scissors. I thought it was weird and didn’t I need all that? Got like 10 stitches and on crutches for a week. To this day I still have no feeling in that area of my leg.

Sarah Spencer

That ai factory in Memphis is also supposedly making a lot of people sick because of all the fumes coming from it

William Rasberry

When my wife and I lived in MI, I wanted to open a frozen Custard place and call it General Custards Last Stand, since Monroe was his birthplace..

Charlie Rudinger

Dumbest way I’ve gotten hurt, I sneezed so hard I ripped muscle off my ribs, 20 years later it still flares up.

Charlie Rudinger

I think Mr. Hoppus deserves some recognition

Niki

Also everyone should read the book “Roots of the Federal Reserve” there’s SO MUCH information in there about nephilim and so much more

james McDermott

Guys can you please bring on Fittest Flat Earther as a guest? He believes all kinds of crazy things but it would be so cool for you to have him on!

james McDermott

“I think the loot is better” 😂😂

Kenneth Bryant

I'm okay with being "left in the dust" by not using AI 💅

Sparks

Guys I was playing beach volleyball, dove for a ball, broke a hip on soft sand(I’m 23 and would consider myself athletic).

Kyle

Tiktok: BigfootVlogs.

BeardedGrunt

they were called savages because of the religious practices of child sacrifices. inca performed ritual called Capacocha. Children, aged 6 to 15 were selected for their physical perfection. as they were considered the purest offerings to the god. But when I point that out people yell at me but its actual history. The Maya, Aztec, Chimu, Olmec, Teotihuacan, Toltec, Timoto -Cuicas, Pawnee, just to name a few all performed some kind of child scarifies. But in contrast todays Abortion statistics rival in comparison.

Jessica McNish

The build up on that song! 🤣

Vanessa Hernandez

I’d pay good money for a new ninjas hoodie design 🔥

Ryan Ball

As someone who is also named Jonathan, I am also offended, Lily

J Stephen

I live less than an hour from Monroe MI, and it is all over the news up here. So crazy!

Bernie F.

32:43 tropophobia trigger warning I almost crawled outta my skin blaaaaaaaaa ick oh my gosh it's on the screen for a full min eeeekkkk ends at 33:25

Jessica McNish

Just an idea? Vinyl press your top songs? Like a double LP. I'd buy it and mix it!!!!

Jeremiah Johnson

I was in the middle of my workout (in a plank) when you guys started the bit about telling your “fat past self…HEY TUBBY!…” and I started laughing so hard I had to stop and just collapsed in the floor literally in tears. 😂😂🤣

K Leigh

May 18th is my birthday 👀

JD Overloaded

I was so thrown off by seeing both of your sock covered feet🧦🫣

Malena Northern

🥳🥳🥳

K Leigh

Dude I live in Abilene. Stargate freaks us all out

Colton Gallaway

My package of stuff from you guys just arrived

Troy Robbins

the toe point. me=dead

Sarah Bowman

Andy, with all love as a brother in Christ, go full bald. I went full bald when my hair started to go (at 25), and I have never looked back. Get a Pitbull Skull Shaver (not sponsored lol) and enjoy your life. LET THAT DOME SHINE!

Tanner Robinson

Me wanting to send the song to my exes

xD

Andy only wear visors from now on for ever

Jessica McNish

If you stop the song, angels will stop growing wings. DO NOT STOP THE SONGS!!!

William maria

🥳🥳🥳🥳

Nicole Bidaoui

Literally yes

WAX TERPANTINO

🫡🇺🇸

NewEnglandah

Andy, never wear a visor ever again.

Jacob

🧙‍♂️🧙‍♂️🧙‍♂️🧙‍♂️🧙‍♂️🧙‍♂️🧙‍♂️🧙‍♂️🧙‍♂️

Nathan Voreis

MONDAY MONDAY MONDAY!!!!!

Bernie F.

LETS GOOOOO! HAPPY EARLY NAB PATREON MONDAY!!!!!!!!!! LOVE IT!!! SHINE ON!!!!!

Brent Campbell

Whaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

Drew

Yes

McCoy

First to the show

Sean Thomas


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