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*EARLY ALERT* - EP. 143 IS LIVE!

*EARLY ALERT* - EP. 143 IS LIVE!

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I grew up on carnation instant breakfast!!

Matthew Miller

There is a national park tactical team in California to combat the cartels farming weed on national parks lol

Jordan Sherwood

The banana story is hilarious 😂

veranda leonard

Pope Theo is friggin Awesome. He’s so funny & the Pope Costume. Love it. NAB, Pope Theo needs to be a frequent guest.

Steve Bonanno

The Bible Ninjas are Funny Butterflies

LotusEater

This was the funniest episode 😂. Anthony is so funny.

RITA Lopergolo

Creepy

Davis Family

That's just Ludo from The Labyrinth 😂

Davis Family

Carnation instant breakfast makes thee most awfullllll farts

Tanner Sherlock

Volcanos are just the Nephilem’s petrified poop

Ashley Mosely Norton

I'm in Temecula! We're actually in California, and I can't promise we don't have an evil lair under a winery somewhere. Or maybe it's under the casino/reservation the celebrities frequent out here. 🤔

Shannon Herndon

I second this… too bad John Dutton died or he could intimidate them into making these banger tees

Phillip Christian

Fun Fact: Chattanooga in the Creek/Cherokee language means “end of the mountain”

TooTallLaw

Can we get Dolphins are Aliens merch please!!! Going to keep asking until I get it Ninja team.

Tony Dutton

I’m with Anthony, I eat a banana every day for breakfast and it never even occurred to me that I’m not even sure I like them. I just do it because they’re easy to eat in my truck on my way to work.

810 Metalworks

In google maps type in Coordinates 72 00 36s 168 34 46 e then zoom out just lil bit. Giant alien looking body pretty weirddd

B Dresslar

Yeah Polar Bears are the meanest of all bears. They're complete omnivores that do nothing but look for meat to eat at all times. The story Joe Rogan tells on the Flagrant podcast is terrible. I couldn't imagine being stuck in the arctic with just a wide open frozen lake or something and a polar bear spot me. You could literally run for miles and it would just walk you down over time. Unless you got to safety and were able to escape, you'd eventually slow down and it would catch up eventually. So freakin scary. God Bless Everybody.

Ezekeil'90

Pope Theo or Pope Leo?? Lol

heather thomas

Carnation instant breakfast is the OG protein shake guys! Come on!!

Rachel Anne Veal

I'm bringing some to the Orlando show​ lol

Anne Patterson

The BoogaSphere is just like the Quidditch balls from Harry Potter! Figured it out. 😉

Rachel Zoerner

I think you mentioned my comment from last week about Chattanooga!!! Aaah!! I’m so excited! You guys are my FAVORITES!!!

Rachel Zoerner

Someone please send them some carnation instant breakfast. And pleaseeee drink it on the show. This shouldn't be that big of a deal. 😂

Alayna Wizinsky

love the show from idaho

Christopher Staticdriver

🔥🔥🔥

Analogy

I also grew up on carnation instant breakfast breakfast!

Alyssa Pic

We need a “I’m not the pope and that’s dope” tshirt…

Nathan Shults

Mr. Beast needs to fund big toothbrushes/toothpaste for the leopard seals

Bug

Please make a merch shirt with carnations saying that’s bananas

Ashley Mosely Norton

This song 😍 the original version just can’t beat this one ☝🏽 🦍 can not 🤣

Ashley Mosely Norton

🤣😆 he’s like I just wanna be a team player..on my own team and not play with anyone

Ashley Mosely Norton

So good it’s just so good lol

Ashley Mosely Norton

Falling Slowly from the movie Once! It’s such a great film with a really great soundtrack. I got so excited to hear them play it!

Alex

I live in Tennessee deep in the woods and last week we had an earthquake that was so strong it knocked things off my shelves! My cabin is on the very top of the mountain in the National Cherokee Forest and a few weeks ago we unfortunately had a plane crash into our mountains and I thought it was another crash that was happening, so I ran outside and realized the whole ground just kept shaking! They said it was a 4.1 and lasted a couple mins! It was so wild!

Sarah Rodriguez

If you give everyone on earth 2 sq feet of space they could all fit in Jacksonville FL. Per Google

Chetty Rickerson

Right! Who knew a drink mix could be so hilarious!

Dee Rob

What tune was the song?? It sounds so familiar but I can’t place it

Katie Hurd

THE Pope WAS ON THE Ninja are Butterflies Stutio????

Marvin King

Why are you voices so fkin QUIET

Ashley

I would love to go to the tour but that's prime deer season here in Idaho

Calum

Something going on with you 1/2 episodes

Zultan

Hey Andy, what's pope anthony kid's names 🤔 😉 haha

Mark Duffy

Does not have to be nearly as long but like you get it. 🤣

EmDizzle 😁

GUYS HEAR ME OUT. What if you do a song like Let’s Groove- Earth, Wind & Fire. 👏🏽👏🏽 🪩💃🏽🕺

EmDizzle 😁

Carnation instant breakfast Is almost like a protein shake I remember my aunt drinking them everyday before protein shakes became popular and my sister would give the chocolate one to my nephew who wouldn't eat anything except for chocolate milk so she could pass off the instant breakfast as chocolate milk. There were vanilla and chocolate flavors for sure and I think a strawberry flavor too. I wonder where Anthony grew up? 🤔I grew up in Wyoming, Idaho and Utah and I can still find it in my grocery stores.

Amy Cox

Anthony! AKA Ryan Reynolds AKA Pope Theo. I love when you all are rocking the podcast together. I can never stop laughing, should have called Lily for question corner. I'm sure she would have been unprepared as usual lol

Frost-tha-Boss

You guys are seriously the best! I miss Lily though 😩

Celena

I've seen Carnation instant breakfast lately in Food Lion. My Dad had to drink it when he was on hospice to build his system up.

Tasha Mcclure

I’ve listened to this “carnation instant breakfast” discussion probably 30 times now and I’m still cry-laughing! “Crustaceans?”

Jobeens

I can only pronounce this "floor-ree-duh Tour-ree-duh"

Cali Rockwell

Myanmarphin power rangers

5H1N081

So basically he’s been 30 all his life

Sanelli

Just got my 3 NAB shirts in the mail. Love em! Keep it up guys love your podcast! PS- I got a question of the day for you. Do chips belong on sandwiches and if so what flavor?

Cody Weaver

I have and still drink carnations instant breakfast everyday of my childhood and im 24 😂

Jack Roberts

You have to call the combo. Funny ninjas are bibleflys

Chris Duffy

Do you guys think snails are aliens lol

CHARLES ROBINSON

Polar Bears are the only Bear that will actively hunt humans.

richard kuhlmeyer

Carnation instant breakfast every single morning from junior high to highschool!!!!! It was out protein drink!

Maegan Jo

The gorillas strength is super over exaggerated. Check out Casual Geographic's video exploring the question.

FreeShmoe

I LIVE IN MYAKKA !!!! Ok so I worked at myakka river state park and my mother works at the state park. we sell bigfoot stuff and hear all the stories. Our town has a Facebook page called myakka411. The skunkape even has his own Facebook page.

Jessica McNish

Y'all talking about sports sounds like my Tia's talking about telenovelas

Jessica McNish

May the force be with you,,and also with you

WAX TERPANTINO

That part took me down! I kept re-watching it 🤣

Dee Rob

When Josh pulled up on the pope 🤣 #thuglife

Dee Rob

Just so you guys know Josh needs to read Batman and the court of owls

Josiah Allen

I haven't laughed so hard in a while🤣🤣 Brilliant episode guys🙌❤️🙌

Peta Renae

The volcano is off the Oregon coast 🤪😳😧

Patty Davis

Are you guys ordained? Coming to see you in Charlotte and was wondering if one of you could marry my fiance and I? Sending so much love from blue ridge GA ❤️

Mike Black Sheep

lol haven’t laughed that much on an episode in a while lol. I’m At the gym busying out laughing by myself lol.. I’m sure peeps will be curious about your show now lol. Anyway good pod today! Had a blast watching, even rewound it a time or two lol

Vanessa Hernandez

Ooga Booga remind me of crash bandicoot

NewEnglandah

Kim had JUST flown in to testify, when this kidnapping went down not too far from there!!

Anne Patterson

This was a really great episode.

Alex Lankay

Is there a Cabalas in the mall

Kain Maxwell

Buzz counts for two since he is one of Andy’s dads

AnonymousTyrannosaurus

I can't believe you did "falling slowly " from Glen Hansard. Wow, I don't know alot of people who know that song. Yall did it beautifully. Love the piano seems.

Priscilla Gutierrez

LOL OH MY GOODNESS!! Y’all crack me up!! That intro/question and Josh getting up like that lol hahahaha!!! lol love it!!! 🤣🥷🦋🐬👽

Vanessa Hernandez

I’m from the town where Jesse James the bank robber is from. And we have holidays, and a parade and no school because of him lol

Christopher Leo

Super poped to be here

Analogy

That gas lighting question was suuuuper uncomfortable.😣

Jobeens

Couldn’t agree with you more about Walmart 😂

NewEnglandah

I have a VHS tape of live TV from 1986 and there is a commercial for Carnation Instant Breakfast! And for NEW Cool Ranch Doritos. Lol

EmC

I grew up on Carnation Instant Breakfast!

Alicia Nelsen

“I normally have an intern run my tweeter” and then Andrew’s face😂

AnonymousTyrannosaurus

I couldn't pay at Walmart a few weeks ago because they didn't have tap to pay!

Alicia Nelsen

Great episode I’m still laughing 😂

Paige Malone

“Tegucigalpa” that one almost brought me to the floor

Megan

Oooooh bringing in Falling Slowly from Once!!😭😍

Kait

Looks like David Spade got attacked by Bobby Moynihan? That would be an SNL skit... Lol.. Sorry Dave, glad ur ok!

EmC

Carnations Breakfast Essentials! i used it too, it's a chocolate milk mixture breakfast supplement

Out of the Box Thinking Ideas that Spark Curiosity

Please make the andy gorilla face a T shirt, thank you. 😂

Aj dropping em Later

Still no cookie cake tho😮‍💨😂

Kyle Reeves

Andrew is awesome! And YES! I said the same thing! 2nd amendment!!!

City to sticks

I ate Carnation Breakfast for a long time. It came in chocolate and vanilla. Very good!

Susan Fontenot

The song was so good lol

Anisha Holden

Balls Aldrin

Holden Dunman (Ballz Aldrin)

We’re still mad Andy… we’re still mad!! My kid actually cried when I told him they traded Luka. Insanity!!!!!

Brent Campbell

Buzz’ twin brother

Michael Heckmann

BEST intro yet! I laughed way too hard when it panned to Anthony 😂

The Humble Lotus

Funny, I just was listening to the old podcast with Anthony when yall played the Bible is funny for the first time. I clicked on this episode and here he is…dressed like the pope. I love the new content, but I also really enjoy listening to the older stuff in between pod drops. I farm and run equipment a lot so I literally hear you guys all day every day. Keep it up!

Tyler McCurry

So I ordered my first NAB merch Friday, already got it first thing this morning!! The quality is insane! Amazing shirts!

Justin Croft

Na, ge pulled his name out of the running for pope because he's not good at cardio...

City to sticks

Anthony looks like Pedro Pascal with a pope hat on.

Ethan Nicholson

NINJAAAAAAS 🦋👽🛸🪐

EMO girl

Oh my gosh as if your song comes from the movie Once. That was my jam in university. Sadly I didn't make it into Lizard U, but I'll still rep the merch.

Cas

Buzz, Danny D, Pope Theo, Anthony...I'm beginning to question this guy's affiliations!! 🤔🧐

Anne Patterson

Schweeeeet

Toots

👋😊👋

Mandi W

Pope Theo, Theoffolist 😂

Sean Thomas

PAAAYYYTTTRRREEEOOOOONNNEES

William maria

Best Tuesday since last Tuesday.

Kayla Weaver

Yay!!!

William Rasberry

HECK YEAH LETS GOOOOOO!!!! HAPPY NAB PATREON TUESDAY!! SHINE ON!!!!

Brent Campbell

I'm late

Omar Ortiz

Yesss!

NewEnglandah

Is that buzz aldrin!?

Maddex Haefele

Let’s Go!!!

Dmitriy Borovskiy

🧙‍♂️🧙‍♂️🧙‍♂️🧙‍♂️🧙‍♂️

Nathan Voreis

Yes!!!

Sean Thomas

Yes!

McCoy

First!

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