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Ninjas Are Butterflies
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EP. 135 1/2 IS LIVE!

EP. 135 1/2 IS LIVE!

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BASKETBALL!! I love Andy for that lol

Anisha Holden

You don't have to register in certain states or there are ways around it. I'm in California but don't have to register because my kiddo is enrolled in an asynchronous private school that is based in Mississippi.

Anisha Holden

My daughter was the same way. Silent but alert and not interested in being swaddled.

Anisha Holden

Yeah yall need to watch “girl in the basement”. True story and way worse than the others. Poor kids have never been out of basement or seen daylight. Crazy crazy story

Matt smith

Basketball as the sport for people of color is crazy💀💀 Also Josh I looove your intro I think it’s so sick and the intro for dolphins are aliens is amazing, I didn’t know you made it Josh but when the last episode ended like 40 mins ago I was like that intro is amazing

Levi Hoogerwerf

33:54 😂😭 Andy that was too slick and too hilarious took the whole team out! Lily even had to do a full name drop afterwards 😂😂

Kayla Shaleen

Unfortunately not all states require a kind of registration or anything to make sure parents are actually educating their child and this could allow her to have kept it under the radar if she lives in a state that doesn't require any reporting or registering

Hali

have to add to hype, and give props where props are due, Josh did an amazing job on that intro, i didn't know it was done by him, i assumed it was commissioned and was a little curious how it was made, so to hear Josh made it, is truly inspiring and impressive, great work man!

Out of the Box Thinking Ideas that Spark Curiosity

I also was not part of that club. 😂

Jeremiah Vigansky

The basketball line sent me lol

Noah Arnold

Joe and you got me with that basketball line

Eddie Lomack

Lol Andrew 😆 telling Andy how tooth decay leads to heart disease lol 😆

Ruthie

Great podcast☺️

Ruthie

The basketball joke got me🤣😅🤣😅

MKEJay11

Balls Aldrin

Holden Dunman (Ballz Aldrin)

Also related to past episodes, and all these explorers on YouTube going missing. The YouTuber, Andrew Cross Channel is desert drifter. He started finding crazy stuff way into Grand Canyon area . And then dies by vehicular manslaughter It’s just so odd that every single one of these people either go missing to never be found or are hit by a car

Justin Croft

NAB has the best intro! Live bad friends but NAB is just the best intro video

Justin Croft

Helllloooo, SQUiRREL!!! Let the man tell his skunk ape story. 🤣🤣🤣 Totally start another conversation cause Andrew said their birth year. Dafuq?? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Todd Maggiore

I think this calls for a Movie Night video of Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, where the dolphins are actually aliens!

Andy Aspray

New intro is 🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌

Matt Donaldson

This is the Alfredo sauce recipe I use when I want to impress people. But ya gotta use Parmesan cheese imported from Italy, and some sort of good butter like Kerrygold. That’s the key. 👌🏼 https://thenovicechefblog.com/homemade-alfredo-sauce-recipe/

Nicole

NAB hands down has the best intro 👏🏼

Nicole

That's how I remember it too. 32 was the highest. I took my test in 1998.

EMO girl

I literally laughed so hard

EMO girl

I got a 26 on my ACT. But I scored under a 1000 (like 940 maybe) on my SAT. #1998

EMO girl

Heck yes keep the name and let's get some patreon merch for those porpoise based alien life forms!

Cas

LOVED THE NEW INTRO, the name is perfect and the design is sick! Sign me up for a tshirt please!

Trennon Roye

Next pod you guys should talk about the Hogan twins go look them up they are conjoined twins that think the same things no wait they use one brain but they are 2 people in the same brain.

Jessica McNish

Dolphins are Aliens shirts please!!

Howard Edwards

One billion % the best intro in podcasts, ever. Won't be beat.

David Schweitzer

Sic intro👊🏽

Eliot Sprague

Listening to you talk about homeschool really encourages me!

Alicia Nelsen

Basketball 🏀 🏀 🏀 😄😄😄

Alicia Nelsen

I'm a homeschool mom, and it's the best thing we've ever done!

Alicia Nelsen

Yo the new intro is a bop!!

Jake vernon

Hold On to Your Kids by Gordon Neufeld and Gabor Mate, I think that's what she said

Vanessa Ramirez

As an educator, I need to look at home schooling for my son. I always hear good things about it! I also agree, growing up my teachers would never let me write or draw about my creations or anything like that. I loved to write short stories and my English teacher threw it out. Now that I'm a teacher I let kids express themselves, talk about their conspiracy theories and all of that. I wanted to become the teacher I wish I had when I was growing up!

Vanessa Ramirez

I love the intro! And Lily I love that you are a Mama warrior. We need more! My kids always thought we were crazy and mean cause of our rules around electronics and social media and how honest we are in our conversations around big topics but now that they are older they are appalled by how little their peers think critically, question, and don't know how to have basic hard conversations. Keep fighting and encouraging others to fight for this next generation.

Sarah McBride

I need a dolphins are aliens shirt!

KJGrevi

I was just wondering in the 135episide who did the awesome intro. It's definitely my favorite of all the intros I've ever seen on all of social Media. Extremely creative!! 🦋⚔️

Tara Faulkner

I homeschool my son and will with my daughter best thing I ever did and there are programs online that can help you as well if ur worried but my son is well behaved and half the time i see him doing his own learning about space that’s like the way he is entertained even so I wouldn’t worry

Dara Showers

The kid would have graduated from high school before they got real strict and that's if he lives in an area where it's required to report to a state testing place or not. He could certainly recover, guys who spend 20 plus years in solitary recover and every now and then become millionaires. You're not even supposed to spend more than like 3 days there, but that is violated ever single day and have forever. Such a sad story though, and she deserves life in prison. I mean at least as long as she had him held against his will, plus some extra for all the mental and physical problems she has caused him to suffer from. Bet she gets nothing near it though, or maybe since this is on national TV it will. My nephew was killed by his "babysitter" a person who had been "friends" with my sister since they were in like 6th grade and it happened when she was 33. The woman ended up getting to do a horsh*t "Alford Plea" and only got 6 years. So, I don't trust our "justice" system to do anythig right. Good to see everybody. God Bless.

Ezekeil'90

Love the new dolphins age aliens intro

Paola Raggio

Another request for a dolphins are aliens tshirt. That was so cool

Heather Sanchez

THAT WAS SO GOOD AND Good SCARY STORY????

Marvin King

Hi, I’m a podcast producer in Orlando and I love the podcast first of all. This is a long shot but I’d love to chat with Andrew about what he does in his editing process to get great edits and audio and just all of it

Andrew DeBolt

We need a DAA shirt. That logo is sick!

Julie Little

Thankyou, Josh, so much for mentioning and talking about the Telepathy Tapes... Because you mentioned it in a previous episode, I started listening to it... It has changed my world. BTW, yes the children/spellers are protected on the hill. They have "divine protection."

EmC

I love Lily but she said the title to the parenting book so fast! Did anyone catch the title of it, I’d love to read it.

DrewCrew

Same here in MT

Mya James

I need a dolphins are aliens shirt

Mya James

Some states don’t have homeschooling requirements. I live in NV and you tell the school district that you choose to homeschool and that’s IT. It’s wild. I homeschool my children, it’s cool that Andy does too!

Haley

Love new Intro

Andrew fallin

Why am I just realizing now that Josh is cosplaying SpongeBob? 😂

Finchy

Kanye West yelling fish sticks in the intro was sooo funny 😂😂😂

Emily

W intro

Just Ramen

Yall won’t like my comment

Just Ramen

The intro is so sick!!!!!

jessie miller

Fellow FL homeschooler here...We took our kids out of a private christian school because of the things they were being exposed to. Not sure your stance on scholarships etc. but I have mine enrolled through the PEP scholarship through the state. It's worth looking into! I covers SO much of the cost for homeschooling and it's not income based. It's part of the school choice program. There is a page on FB for the scholarship hosted by JoAn Stead. If you enroll in the scholarship, I highly recommend joining her page as well.

Kirsti Herald

🐬 ARE 👽 !! ❤️ love this so much

Ashton Williamson

I want a ninjas are butterflies hat!! I only see pandas are spies and the Godzilla v Bigfoot! Please make one to match the t shirt !!! I’d def buy it!!

Vanessa Hernandez

Basketball … perfect!

David Reish

Haha!!! Lily has been popping out little gems of theological knowledge and I LOVE Andrews reaction 😂

Anne Patterson

That intro was rad

Elizabeth Anne

Need a shirt

Sarah Ingram

Immediately need a Dolphins are Aliens t-shirt

Mitch

Jesus can make that young man whole again, only Jesus! 🩷

Alicia Nelsen

I love the new half episode intro!!!!

Mandy

Basketball? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Brent Campbell

There’s going to be a Patreon exclusive dolphins are aliens shirt right? Put the NAB with sais on the front and the DAA logo on the back?

Skittleskid93

I love dolphins are aliens

Celena

I was NOT prepared for Josh's opening Birthing video!! 😦

Anne Patterson

That basketball drop was the single funniest moment in this podcasts history

5H1N081

I took it 3X and got a 22, 21, 22. I went to a jr college for a year and my state university (university of Wyoming) and had several scholarships-- Who is great for scholarships. I took 21-25 credits most semesters and my husband (engineer) and I worked through school and all summer and we were able to get through school debt free. But it was HARD and I did not enjoy college!

Amy Cox

at some point that picture in josh's spot is going to be upside down

5H1N081

#DADCOOKS #DADSCOOK Let’s goooo brother!!

Brent Campbell

LETS GOOOO!!!!! DAA!!!!! HAPPY FRIDAY PATREON!!!!!

Brent Campbell

My people!!! A dribbly day here in Austin, I send warm love to y'all! ♥️

Anne Patterson

Sigh...I'm hard up for the Java Monsters 😩 Gonna have to give em up, but I've known.. Lol Stubborn 😆

Anne Patterson

Yo! New intro for 1/2 episode is fantastic!!!! Exclusive merch for Patreon with that Dolphin graphic?!? I want!!!!!

Anne Patterson

I’d pay an embarrassing amount of money for DAA merch

Ryan Ball

New intro is sickkkkkk

5H1N081

Soooooooo when can we expect to see dolphins are aliens merch drop?

Drew

🏀 😆😂🤣

Daniel Treto

ANDY🤣🤣🤣🤣

Kait

Creatures of the dark kingdom smelling like sulphur reminds me of this song… https://youtu.be/KGAAhzreGWw?si=NRV6WeFM3JV1lvpO

Jobeens

Basketball 😂🤣😂

Todd Reed

I always use pineapple and brown sugar and the juice of the pineapple and a little bit of water in the crock pot. It's delicious!

Tasha Mcclure

Brooooooo ANDREW STAY AWAY FROM THE MONSTERS!!! Straight up poison! I scan it in on my “Yuka” App and they rate it 0/100!!! Please please please stay away from that heart killer! I’m all for energizing but hit a Red Bull, Zia, or the most highly recommended by Yuka is Guayaki Yerba Mate Teas, which get 74/100 on the app and has zero additives and 150 MG of caffeine. I want all you guys to be around for a long time and I’m all about re energizing and junk food here and there but at our age, we can’t take the chance on monsters anymore. Love you all so much! I’m 2 years clean from the monsters!

Phillip Christian

🏀

Jeremy Stout

I took the ACT in middle school and made a 13 lol. Then did it as a senior and made a 21. All the people I know who did well on the ACT dumped thousands of dollars in prep classes. I got an engineering degree and 63k in student debt. A lot of those kids have less lucrative degrees and some dropped out with debt. If you’re a genius you’ll have a high score. If your parents make you go to classes it will boost your score, but that doesn’t necessarily make you ready for college. Much like every other system in America, money will boost your chances of success.

LlamaVomit

When I took the ACTs the highest score possible was 32 and I somehow managed a 29. I remember being so scared when I was taking it.

Sarah Spencer

Biggest problem with the education system is the teachers Union. The union keeps bad teachers from being fired, and they take all the money that teachers deserve to be paid. Think about it, the teachers Union strikes every few years to get paid more money, they eventually make a deal/agreement, and the teachers themselves never see that money the union agreed on

FreeShmoe

What “basketball?” Lmfao

derek etheridge

That dolphin intro is incredible! 😂😂😂

Justin Croft

He was 5’9” tall weighing 67 lbs.

Sarah Spencer

Couple corrections. He was in an upstairs room 6’x8’ locks on the outside door. He was let out to do chores 20 minutes to an hour a day. He kept track of the year by listening to the radio when ever he could. His dad was the parent who had custody. He died last year Jan. His mother lost custody when he was less than a year. She had been looking for him since he turned 18. The step mother does look like a crazy person.

Sarah Spencer

Love the new dolphin intro 😂

Sabrina Guido

Andy can I please rub ur head like a witch foreshadowing the future? -as a friend of course 🥷🦋

Analogy

Sweeeeeeeet!

Carl Crilly

Finally Fridayyyyy!!!!

Bernie F.


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