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Night Time ASMR Ramble: Skitty's First Crush [In Bed & Cozy] [15 Questions] [Noisy Crickets] [33 min] đ
Added 2021-08-20 20:42:28 +0000 UTCThose crickets have been so noisy lately! Or maybe I've just never paid attention...
I've shushed them a little in post-production.
If you wanna play along, I've listed the questions below :)
Questions
- If magic was real, what spell would you try to learn first?
- If you were a ghost and could possess people, what would you make them do?
- What game have you spent the most hours playing?
- If animals could talk, which animal would be the most annoying?
- Do you eat food thatâs past its expiration date if it still smells and looks fine?
- What really needs to be modernized?
- What would be the best thing you could reasonably expect to find in a cave?
- Whatâs the silliest thing youâve seen someone get upset about?
- What word is a lot of fun to say?
- Whatâs the most recent show youâve binge watched?
- If you were a clown themed super hero, what powers would you have?
- Whatâs the weirdest crush youâve had?
- Which way should toilet paper hang, over or under?
- Whatâs the cutest thing you can imagine? Something so cute itâs almost painful.
- What did you eat so much of that now you hate it?
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Comments
#1 If magic was real, what spell would you try to learn first? Teleport... like in the movie Jumpers. #2 If you were a ghost and could possess people, what would you make them do? First, I'd help them clean their room n house. Second, have a long comfortable session masturbating to release possible bodily tensions. Third, do some stretches and get a massage. Fourth, make something delicious and then release their body when the food is done. #3 What game have you spent the most hours playing? It's a contest between World of Warcraft and Minecraft. WoW was a 7 year sub before I dropped it of which one whole year when I was really off the rails I spend 16 hours a day playing. Minecraft had similar periods, but smaller n more frequent. #4 If animals could talk, which animal would be the most annoying? birds, once they go they won't shut up. #5 Do you eat food thatâs past its expiration date if it still smells and looks fine? Yes, don't waste food is what my gran who survived the war taught me. #6 What really needs to be modernized? The financial protection of adult content creators. It is absolutely rediculess how adult content creators get bullied by a few donkies from a by-gone era that write policy for how one gets paid or pays for services. Meanwhile human trafficing and armsdealers are still out n about. #7 What would be the best thing you could reasonably expect to find in a cave? Pirate treasure.... from... cavepirates... #8 Whatâs the silliest thing youâve seen someone get upset about? I do think if someone is upset over something silly, there's usually more things going on in that person's head that should explored further by a professional. That said, silliest would be someone who claimed their phone was haunted and therefor wanted a new phone. She swore it moved from the couch to the table while she was gone. #9 What word is a lot of fun to say? Any Japanese word in a strong Dutch accent. It's an inside joke with my housemates and it usually gets us going screeching all sorts of weird words through the house. #10 Whatâs the most recent show youâve binge watched? Chernobyl, for a second time. #11 If you were a clown themed super hero, what powers would you have? The ability in inflict Hideous Laughter (5e D&D spell) on others with my infinite supply if really bad dad-jokes. #12 Whatâs the weirdest crush youâve had? Susan Murphy from Monsters vs Aliens. That was the day I truly became a Giantess fan. #13 Which way should toilet paper hang, over or under? Under, but upside down. #14 Whatâs the cutest thing you can imagine? Something so cute itâs almost painful. I have a nephew and when he was 4, he accidentally bonked his head. When I asked him if he was alright, he got up and looked me dead in the eye and said "I'll be fine, uncle Yaki!" I swore that day that he indeed is going to be fine. #15 What did you eat so much of that now you hate it? Drink, actually. Gin & Tonic. My stomach turns if I smell it again, that much I used to drink it when going out
cpt_yakitori
2021-09-16 05:53:42 +0000 UTCGlad you liked it <3
SkittyKat
2021-08-25 10:16:40 +0000 UTCSideways??? I have found the rebel. You're the first. :)
SkittyKat
2021-08-25 10:16:17 +0000 UTCOmg... Bumfuzzle really is a word. Wow. I need to use this word more!
SkittyKat
2021-08-25 10:14:45 +0000 UTCThe crickets and rainy audios lately have been awesome. That's the kind of background audio I love.
Nistramai
2021-08-23 03:56:50 +0000 UTCAhh I'm late to this one but here goes: #1 First spell would definitely be like a reset spell for life that I can perform at any time but I can't go any further back than the start of the day #2 I don't think I'd do anything mean as a ghost really. Maybe make them fart in public? idk lol #3 Resident Evil 2 Remake. Its the perfect aesthetic for a zombie scenario imo #4 Birds for sure #5 As long as it doesn't smell then its fine at least for me. I go with my gut feeling #6 Fax machines for sure! So glad I haven't touched one in years #7 A arrow that grants bizarre abilities. That's reasonable right? #8 That would be me whenever I mess up my signature on something #9 Although its a meme now, I really like saying "sheesh" in just about any situation where I feel it applies #10 A friend of mine introduced me to Star Trek: The Next Generation and if you can get past the some of the dated SFX, the plots and ideas they present are pretty interesting #11 If I was a clown superhero, I'd just annoy the criminals so much that they'd just give up and leave #12 I got nothin chief #13 Sideways! >:D #14 Capybaras! They're so chill #15 I used to eat hotdogs alot as a teen, so much that I couldn't even touch one until recently this year Phew almost didn't make it to the end without nodding off :P Stay cozy & be well Skitty!
Killer_avocados
2021-08-22 20:33:32 +0000 UTCThose words are a tongue-twister, oh my! Your ghosty adventures would be so fun to watch :)
SkittyKat
2021-08-22 02:28:00 +0000 UTCMemory-altering spells so I can erase the embarrassing thing I said two seconds ago! Good choice. Lucifer is coming back soon!!! Hype.
SkittyKat
2021-08-22 02:25:18 +0000 UTC1. This question depends what magic system or type we're talking about, cause if we're allowing any magic and I don't have to learn it in order... give me D&D "Wish" spell, any spell of a lower power I get to cast once a day instantly. From there I could branch out and learn simpler stuff. 2. I'm terrible because my first thought was very much make the ladies touch themselves... beyond that make people READ, cause I'm sick of people not reading signs. 3. That may be a rough tie between Phantasy Stay Online Episode 1&2 for the Gamecube, World of Warcraft, and Dark Souls (the whole series probably beats the other 2 games on my list.) 4. Birds, they are always yelling in the morning as it is. 5. Yes, unless it's very far past the date. 6. Vacuuming? I mean we have roombas but they aren't really as good as vacuuming yourself. 7. A briefcase or bag full of cash that a robber stashed there, like that one episode of fresh prince... 8. Oh god don't get me started, I work at a hotel, it would be faster to list the things people don't get upset about. Siliest probably the time some ladies got upset so we offered them a discount and then got that we offered them a discount because "they've got money." 9. Bumfuzzle, yes it's a word. 10. I don't binge watch, but the closest to doing so recently would be like a dozen episodes of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure I guess. 11. The power to fly with infinite helium balloon animals. Also maybe mind controlling people with a honk of my horn nose? >.> I'm weird. 12. I mean I had a crush on a babysitter when I was younger, I think? It was like almost 2 decades ago now. 13. Over and if you say anything else you're wrong and I respect your ability to have an opinion but it's wrong! 14. My brain keeps defaulting to Pomeranians... so Pomeranian puppies? Not like newborn but a few days later when they are fuzzballs of cuteness! 15. Bologna, I used to adore it but then I just kinda went, wow this shit is bad for me and it tastes like processed grease to me... Hard to hear Skitty over the crickets but this was pleasant, thanks and take care of yourself!
Renmaru
2021-08-22 02:23:46 +0000 UTCI'll turn 'em bad. Don't worry >:)
SkittyKat
2021-08-22 02:23:37 +0000 UTCWhy did the dumdum not assemble it inside??!!! My mind is blown. Lol Oh no! I've never heard of an avocado allery. It's in everything nowadays. :(
SkittyKat
2021-08-22 02:23:21 +0000 UTCSchool teaching practice skills!!! Yes! I support this a million times over!
SkittyKat
2021-08-22 02:21:44 +0000 UTCI'll trade you crickets for rain please. Milk will smell pretty funk if it's gone sour. If it smells and tastes okay, personally, I can stomach it. "Osmosis" is pretty darn fun to say :) LMAO, crushed eggs. You're bad.
SkittyKat
2021-08-22 02:20:28 +0000 UTCOmg. Bugs talking. Okay, you win. That's bad. I'll take birds over bugs.
SkittyKat
2021-08-22 02:17:51 +0000 UTCSo much for being a sophisticated lady. Hehe
SkittyKat
2021-08-22 02:16:49 +0000 UTCFast travel for kidnapping. *sweat* Um... totally not what I had in mind... *coughs* Oh! I like your clown super power! Why didn't I think of that?!!! Also, swear words for the win :)
SkittyKat
2021-08-22 02:16:04 +0000 UTCHello Skitty. Thank you for the ramble :3 Those crickets are amazing, eh?. Here we will hear them more the next month. They are pretty silent these days. Maybe they are hiding because is really hot :P It has been a long time since we had a questionnaire, right? Or it seems that way to me. You know I canât help to answer them. I hope I can be brief with it :P 1. My first spell to learn if magic was real? As I am right now, I think I will pick âCreate food and waterâ as the first one. That way I will have all that covered and will be able to focus myself in keep learning magic XD 2. At first I thought that I didnât have anything really interesting to do possessing people, but it crossed my mind that I can possess really rich people like Bezos and so on, and make them expend money in a few good projects for the good of the humankind or something, lol. I will be that annoying ghost that will possess politicians and will make them tell the truth every time they hide something :P 3. Ooooh, thatâs a very difficult question, Skitty. I think a few MMORPGs must be in the first positions for sure, but I donât know the order. Lord of the Rings Online, maybe? Europa Universalis and other games of Paradox Interactive may be in the first positions too. What I notice is that all that playing time was years ago⌠lately I donât play too much at all. 4. This is another question that I thought I didnât really have an answer. I really didnât see an animal as annoying, I guess. But I had a similar thought almost at the same time you were mentioning your answer. Can you imagine how annoying will be a cricket or a cicada if they could talk. Only thinking that they can be yelling constantly âHeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyy, you! Yeah, you! You! Heeeeeeeeeeyyyyyy!â is really scary, lol. 5. Iâm a little picky about that kind of thing, but Iâve eat before food that was supposed to had expired. Usually you have a timeframe after that expiration date where the product is still Ok and it really depends on the kind of food it is too. Or thatâs what I heard :P 6. Myself? XD Iâm so glad that in my teenagers years the cellphones were bricks and almost didnât have a cam⌠I donât know how I will have survived if I were to be born later :P 7. I guess the best thing I can imagine is a treasure. But not only a treasure of money and gems, but a treasure where you can find lost knowledge and learn things that will allow you to change the very foundations of reality XD 8. I donât know. I have the feeling that in internet I have seen people get really upset and offended for the silliest thing, but is difficult to mention something exactly. Maybe one of the silliest things is to get really angry with a writer/screenwriter because they didnât like what they wrote? 9. âEsternocleidomastoideoâ? Or sternocleidomastoid, I guess. It always have been one of those words that feels like âSupercalifragilisticexpialidociousâ, but is a real word. 10. Like games, it has been a long time since I have binge watched something. If I were to start all the series I think that are interesting, it would be a glorious binge, indeed XD 11. A clown superhero? A plastic hammer that causes uncontrollable laughter to however it touch. Really annoying superhero in this case XD 12. Weirdest crush? Maybe all my crushes were weird if you look at it from the perspective of the other person, who knows? XD What Iâm sure these days is that, looking back, I donât really have great regrets in that aspect. I donât feel like I missed an opportunity or something similar, like I feel with other things in life. 13.Over. Under is weird⌠:P 14. All those puppy and cats gifs that you can find in the internet can be really cute sometimes. So in person the may be too cute. 15. I think I donât really have a food that I hate because I had a lot of it. Maybe in certain situations I really get fed up with something in particular, but with time that feeling end up disappearing. Sorry, at the end I wrote quite a lot. I hope your weekend will be pretty amazing. Take care of yourself, Skitty. Have a nice day/night.
ElenyĂśran
2021-08-21 13:27:26 +0000 UTC1. Probabliy some Concealement or Short-term-memory altering magic so that no one finds out that i can use magic. 2. Mess a bit with them like hiding there keys or misplacing stuff a little but nothing major. 3. Either Star Wars the Old Republic or Minecraft don't know which one. 4. Maybe Cats but i think Insects could be worse. 5. Depends on what food it is. Eggs would i only eat hard-boiled when there over the date by a maximum of three days. Uncooked Noodles should be fine even a few months after they are expired. 6. The school system. 7. Only rocks, ores or gems but at worst nothing, because anything else but that could be bad. 8. Well i have asperger syndrom so i should not judge people on that because i can get mad if there is an uneven number of something. 9. - 10. Lucifer Season 5 11. Letting cakes apear out of thin air and throwing them into the faces of criminals. 12. i don't really remember 13. over 14. Puppies, kittens and some very wholesome frienship stuff 15. I don't have something like that
bigM
2021-08-21 13:06:03 +0000 UTCYour first crush. I though Skitty is on Bad Boys! I was lied to! D: Spits on your patch. Suck it up, loser. á(ââ¸âźâś)á :BadBunSip:
Mishaak
2021-08-21 09:59:16 +0000 UTC1) Iâd want to learn how to make portals like Dr Strange, that would be so awesome! 2) Make people drink more water, too many people neglect their hydration. 3) I really havenât had much time to play games this year, but I think I have most of my hours in Minecraft. I need to get back to playing Genshin, FGO, etc. 4) The most annoying animal would be either flies or mosquitoes, theyâre annoying as is, adding a voice would make them so much worse. 5) Yes, as long as itâs stored properly. 6) Classic cars! Their overall looks and aesthetics are really nice and I love them, but the lack of safety features is whatâs holding me back on ever getting one. 7) Old forgotten treasure. Even if itâs just a few swords or a small coin stash, it would still be nice to stumble upon. 8) Someone assembled a large piece of furniture outside of their house and got mad when they couldnât fit it through the door. It was only 7 in the morning when I woke up to their angry yelling. 9) Soliloquy. Itâs weird, fancy, and fun to say. 10) The most recent one is an anime called Future Diary, itâs quite violent so but has a good storyline and some comedy to it. Iâm also waiting for the final season of Better Call Saul. 11) If I were a super-clown, Iâd like have one of those flowers that spray water, but have it be super effective at putting out large fires. 12) The weirdest crush Iâve had was in high school, some random girl in another classroom. We both had window seats but she was in another building. She was very elegant, formally dressed with the darkest black hair. For some reason I found it comforting knowing she was there everyday practicing her poetry, knowing nothing about my existence. Like looking at a pretty star far off in the night. 13) I put it over, always. Whatever anyone does though I donât mind. 14) Bunnies are cute, so are deer. ^_^ 15) Avocados. Used to love them, but I developed a food allergy and now they make my mouth and throat itchy and extremely nauseous. Nothing dangerous, but just not worth the trouble to eat them.
Kino
2021-08-21 07:59:51 +0000 UTC:reee: Patreon didn't tell me you had a new ramble :nekopout: If magic was real, the first spell I'd learn is wingardium leviosAAA (lol jk). Maybe a spell that lets me summon whatever delicious food I imagine. Food > everything else imo. If I was a ghost and I could possess people, I would make them all get vaccinated for covid. For fuck sake we need this madness to end! My most played game is probably Monster Hunter World. If animals could talk, I think the most annoying one to listen to would either be lemurs (I dunno why but I just feel like they would talk shit about random people as a hobby), or cats with a really grumpy face. They probably think they're better than everyone lmao. If food is past its expiry date but was stored in the fridge, I'd probably give it a quick taste and if it didn't taste odd, I'd eat it. That's of course assuming that it isn't expired by like many many months or years... What really needs to be modernized? How about schools teaching how to do things like paying your taxes, or creating an investment portfolio, instead of random stuff like "What did Shakespeare mean when he said, 'Doth mother know, you weareth her drapes?" Yes, I know that's from Avengers... I don't know any Shakespeare quotes, but you get the idea lol. The best thing to reasonably find in a cave? Maybe some ancient gold or silver coins washed up from a nearby wreckage of a renaissance era transport ship? The silliest thing I've seen someone get upset about, hands down, has to be whenever I get mad at a video game I'm playing :P The most fun word to say is a tie between shitbiscuit and fucknugget for me. Are those really words? Maybe, maybe not. Are they fun to say? Yeeeaaahhhh :D Most recent show I binge watched? The Witcher on Netflix. If I was a clown themed super hero, my power would be-- screw that. I don't like clowns >_< The weirdest crush I've had? Skip! :) Which way toilet paper should hang shouldn't even be a question. If you don't choose over, you should be in a penitentiary because you're a menace to society. The cutest thing I can imagine? A baby pomsky is pretty damn adorable~ :3 What did I eat so much of that I hate it now? Pizza pockets. :nekobleh:
Nathesium
2021-08-21 07:16:47 +0000 UTCWow, those crickets. Nice ambient sound. I currently have rain on my window as ambient sound :) 1 - Spell I'd learn? Maybe a healing spell. I'd like to help make people, and myself, feel better. 2 - The only answer is Thriller dance. 3 - I'm a gamer, so World of Warcraft, Final Fantasy 14, are most likely my largest numbers. Final Fantasy 6 is up there too. 4 - ....crickets? :p Maybe birds or squirrels, just their abundance. 5 - uh, I'm a bachelor. Unless there is some growth on it, or it's a different color, I'm eating it. Milk I'll throw out when it's past it's expiration date, as I never really had milk growing up, so I don't know it's "gone bad" smell, so safer to toss it. 6 - In regards to something not being up to date, I would say how credit is acquired. The spend with a CC or paying some types of bills, is a tad old, when most of the services you need to pay for, that "improve your credit score" require a CC, or make it easier to get. Just do away with credit scores. 7 - An unopened crypt, with cryptic warnings in ancient languages that I don't understand. Gotta improve 2020 by making 2021 worse :p I CAN'T IGNORE YOUR RUMBLY TUM TUMS!!!! 8 - I had an angry gentleman who swore up and down, that North and South weren't opposite directions on a compass. Or more silly was I saw a child get upset that they couldn't eat the firecracker style candle on their cake. 9 - OMG Skitty, stop swearing :0 I'm a nerd, and osmosis has a place in my fun heart lol 10 - I got 2 episodes into Loki, but having issues with watching the rest (I don't pay for Disney+). Prior to that, I'd say The Falcon and Winter Soldier. Marvel kick :p I've seen some of Centaur world, I think. I think I saw a tail sing. Wish I could recommend something, but I'm not much of a TV watcher. 11 - CONFETTI GUN!!!!!! What does it do? I dunno, CONFETTI!?!?!! 12 - Weird crush?? I've sat on a box of eggs, and it felt weird. Does that count?? I don't think crushes are weird, in that "romantic" sense. It's a "the heart wants what the heart wants" kind of thing. I've found bagging ladies appealing, chatted some interesting ladies while waiting for the bus, had co-workers I've been into (too many), but nothing really screams weird. 13 - Over, but it can be done either way. It's not a hill worth dying on in my eyes lol 14 - A puppy play pen......god, I want one so I can just lay within the puppies, and they just have fun and crawl over me. 15 - Pickles. I use to love pickles up until I was around 15 or so, then I can't stand them. Pickles on burgers were awesome, now I pick them off and don't choose to have them on anything. Too much of anything can lead to you not liking it (except Skitty content :3) The quieter audio got me moreso into a sleepy mood (already tired), but paying attention and answering questions got me awake enough. Bed time, night night Skitty, have something to eat before sleeps.
Da_robblar
2021-08-21 03:38:31 +0000 UTCJust after midnight? :sus eyes: what are you? Also on Europe time? xD If magic was real, what spell would you try to learn first? Time manipulation. For sure. Live forever and I can learn all the other spells next. If you were a ghost and could possess people, what would you make them do? Love each other. Forgive slights. Act logically and for the good of all people. If Skitty is dead . . .does that make here a ghost/normal type? What game have you spent the most hours playing? An old game called Star Wars Galaxies. xD I had literal months of playtime in that game. If animals could talk, which animal would be the most annoying? Bugs. SO. MANY. VOICES. Just huuuussshhhhh for two seconds omg. Do you eat food thatâs past its expiration date if it still smells and looks fine? Yes. Absolutely. âExpiration datesâ have nothing to do with food safety. They do not indicate when the food stops being safe to eat. Rather, they tell you when the manufacturer considers the product no longer at its absolute best. What really needs to be modernized? Define modernized? A lot of things do. But are held back by humans being non-logical actors. What would be the best thing you could reasonably expect to find in a cave? What is âreasonablyâ? Gemstones? Dino fossils? A hidden city? Dragon eggs? Zubats? Just . . .all the Zubats? Whatâs the silliest thing youâve seen someone get upset about? I plead the 5th. What word is a lot of fun to say? Rapscallion, Whittershins, Bamboozled. . . Whatâs the most recent show youâve binge watched? I finally went and watched Lost recently. If you were a clown themed super hero, what powers would you have? Clown based powers presumably? Whatâs the weirdest crush youâve had? I plead the 5th. Which way should toilet paper hang, over or under? Over. Thatâs how it is in the patent. That is the âcorrect way. Whatâs the cutest thing you can imagine? Something so cute itâs almost painful. Duh, easy answer. Skitty. What did you eat so much of that now you hate it? No such thing. Mouth noises+asmr+whisper=Hard to understand what youâre actually saying for me. Had to listen to this one twice. xD Gonnaâ curl up for bed now though. As you say, it is just after midnight. :P
TeddyBearPaladin
2021-08-20 23:31:35 +0000 UTCOut of all the words in the world you chose 'shit'. I can't hahaha
sade
2021-08-20 23:03:45 +0000 UTCI paused this to write my own answers, but Skitty would choose teleportation so she can kidnap all the cuties too. 1. Ultimately, flight is pretty cool, or the power to pause/rewind/slow/speed up time. First though, probably something simple like an illumination spell. 2. I donât know, what can ghosts make people do? Make them act on their wishes, like âOh youâre too afraid to start a big project because you might fail? Too bad weâre doing itâ. 3. World of Warcraft, all through college. 4. A sloth would probably speak really slowly. Or chipmunks if they really would speak with a high pitch voice. 5. Yea, because itâs usually the âbest byâ date. 6. Modernized wouldnât be the right way to describe it but Iâd love to see more buildings/homes have solar panels installed during construction. 7. Rare gems! :nekogems: 8. My nephew got upset last when he didnât know the answer to all the funny jokes my mom was trying to telling him. 9. Swear words! Like âfuckâ and âgod dammitâ. 10. Vikings because I never finished it and am rewatching it. 11. A bottomless bag of âtricksâ (like tools, weapons, or utility items). 12. Weirdest crush huh, youâre a weirdo, do you count. Nah idk man, all mine seem normal, like [insert attractive famous female here]. 13. Over. 14. I saw a picture of puppy riding on the back of a duck. 15. Thankfully nothing yet. Moderation and all.
Lhykosidae
2021-08-20 22:09:26 +0000 UTC
