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Oh no Skitty swores! @$#%!! ~ Navy Seal Copypasta [2min]

Ima keel you!! Reee.


But wait! There's be more!

Livejoker has written a headpat navy seal version! Less swearing, more wholesome. I'll share that in the next post ;) 

Edit: I am not smort. TIL, the -ps in "corps" is silent.

Oh no Skitty swores! @$#%!! ~ Navy Seal Copypasta [2min]

Comments

I listened to this right before a zoom meeting and it tickles me. Thank you! I adore how your audios are all over the place; something for everyone.

Lore Remington II

Ma'am, this is a Wendy's.

Christian_Shxt

I am back Skitty!!! I love this 🤣

Snarky

Skitty swearing at me actually cuter than it is insulting. I swear it’s her voice. Too adorable

Alex

this copypasta somehow manages to defy getting stale, gets me every time

Grimbow

Not the top shnoiper! I'm scawed!

Noglad

Now this... this is worth 10 times what I'm paying

700? Awesome.

WreckenHydro37

No dying allowed. I hope you're taking care of yourself (o´・_・)っ

SkittyKat

This was very nice to hear since I was thinking of killing myself. Skitty can do it for me instead ❤️

Robin Löfgren

Haha, thanks church

SkittyKat

This is the quality content I pledge for

church

You calling me a melon was the best bit. lol

SkittyKat

Liste here you fookin' melon. David fookin' Hazuki have thought how to swear in bri ish so don't you even try to compete with me you knob gobblah! Come to fookin' Smethwick Birmingham if you wanna brawl, ask for Misha G, I'll come out my house and I'll break you, you little prick! ... Dick nose shit goblin. ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ

Mishaak

*quietly swears more under breath but accepts the pats* (´꒳`)

SkittyKat

Butchering words is supa fun ❤️

SkittyKat

A little part of me feels bad, but swearing is too fun, lol.

SkittyKat

It'll be 701 after I'm done with you! :D

SkittyKat

Who knew swear words can be so persuasive (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)

SkittyKat

ᕦ(ಠ_ಠ)ᕤ

SkittyKat

ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ flex'n tiddies

SkittyKat

So today I learned, I'm dumb and didn't know the -ps is silent. :3

SkittyKat

But I have camouflage!

SkittyKat

*Head pats Skittykat* You're not that mean 😋

Fushigi

SHNIPER HAHA

Alexandre (Zeissenam)

Sounds like Skitty going gangsta/marine. How do you make swearing sound so cute lol

Da_robblar

S-s-seven hund-ddred ..? (I loved the way you did it, just to say. Like it was fun, playful and idk. And the end was a tad comfy in that sense, also)

Giraffes

Okay okay I take it back! Muffins are better than cupcakes!

Killer_avocados

May I just say that with the voice you use makes it so cute.

dewayne curtis

Skitty I don't understand just give me the titty.

Skitty has the charm of a kitten and the mouth of a Marine Corps (pronounced corpse) drill instructor! Ooo Rah!

Bear

Cute aggression? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

SkittyKat

We will take down that alien with all da weapons! pewpew

SkittyKat

I said "across the globe", maggot!

SkittyKat

Ur not gonna turn green and yell "Skitty SMASH!" are you? Cause if u are... I'd like to get the camera first :3

Nathesium

Damn, all I said was "Skitty is the best, and I love her audios". Was not expecting this response lol. Looking forward the wholesome one :)

Lhykosidae

I am stuck imagining some pre-game smack talk in an Among Us game

Xavius Night

I think I'm safe, you didn't mention international operatives 🙃

Benjamin Herne

Ima be coming after your butt!

SkittyKat

Mud?! No. Blood!! >:D

SkittyKat

🥰️

SkittyKat

Well... in one take I said, "I will shit furry all over you" instead of "fury"...

SkittyKat

Never thought being threatened cod sound so cute xD

weighingvirus

Picturing slowly smearing mud across your cheeks with two fingers. Rawr!

Slider17x

The texas accent in the middle is spot on. It's interesting this character is so out of the norm for you it is kinda funny. I keep expecting you to burst out laughing and asking for another take

TeddyBearPaladin

ah this is gr8

guavochops

I'm so very professional :D

SkittyKat

👊😾🔪 Skitty angry

Hyp


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