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I tried making an OnlyFans 🥺️ #fail

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My "inactive" OF >>> https://onlyfans.com/skittykatva


I had high hopes of starting a public shitpost account on OnlyFans. Unfortunately, I didn't realize there's a verification process, and Skitty is not brave enough to share a close-up photo of her government-issued ID and selfie. 

So I'm posting peen-kun here instead! THANK YOU PATREON!!! 💕

Peen-kun is my very best boy. I love him. He's my new best friend forever. And before you call him smol, he's TWELVE inches!! Well, almost. He's 11.8, but that's close enough. Everyone rounds up, right?

#peenkun4thighsquish

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Comments

You know what else is 12 inches ....my bible

The Algorithm

Peen-Kun best waifu

Terry Y

Nice

It's okay, they're just doing their job. At least peen-kun is plenty loved here <3

SkittyKat

this was adorable. OF are jerks for being mean to peen-kun

Sonicblur83

❤️

SkittyKat

Haha, thank you! But I hope the silliness of this photoshoot made you less angy ❤️

SkittyKat

No, but I'm waiting for his littlest brother to arrive.

SkittyKat

Married man? I can't say that I am ;)

SkittyKat

Ngl, he's got a pretty *cushy* life. ;)

SkittyKat

Big pp energy

SkittyKat

Very slightly jealous of a plushie now... just slightly though.

Renmaru

This made me so angry that I supported you on Patreon! 😤😤😤

KazooCrow

Do you have the whole family from the last picture :o <3

Oliver Lum

Peen looks like a married man. Are you by any chance.......

Sali

Big pp. Lol

Arbitor117

Never have I wanted to trade places more with a plushie...

Andrew Long

Whatever it takes miss skitty! Dont let your guard down!

Sawyer nafe

Oh dear. I guess I'll just have to chain him up... for safety.

SkittyKat

I feel envious of this peen-kun, what has he done to earn this affection from skitty? I do not trust him with our queen! Do not let his cute face fool you. For behind those black eyes he harbors evil intentions🤣

Sawyer nafe

You leering at my boi?!!! ... Well, he kinda likes it ;)

SkittyKat

Yo Peen-kun looking hot af tho

Nemnus

Peenkun is shy, but accepts your offer of pats<3

SkittyKat

No lewdie OF for Skitty. Just wholesome shitposts, lol. If you're ever looking to buy, I got my buddy from ebay.

SkittyKat

If I may be so bold; your peen is very cute, Skitty. I... I kind of want to pet it...

Noglad

I'm happy to find someone I follow, on Patreon, that isn't going onto the Onlyfans platform lol Shit, peen-kun is kinda cute. I'd never get one for myself (stuffed animals/things aren't my thing) but I could easily gift that to someone else. Is that Skitty hands I see? *swoons*

Da_robblar

Good boys gets pats :) *patpat*

SkittyKat

Lol, gotta keep things spicy.

SkittyKat

Just gonna say. Would love to be Peen-kun right there. Those pats look heavenly >,> <,<

AMDHome

Peen-Kun looks like he’s living the dream but also a bit scared and confused lol

JDLGBOYZ21

Hahaha, I can see that.

SkittyKat

I hope so. We'll see :D

SkittyKat

That's how I felt when you gave me those peennom emotes <3

SkittyKat

Hahaha, I'm glad he can bring you a fraction of the joy he's given me. It's such a silly plushie.

SkittyKat

I thought ur leg was a bolster pillow for a sec lol

James

Ebay! It look about two weeks to get him.

SkittyKat

so its peen pat pat going to be a new emote because that would be halarious lol

Mario Ramirez

hahaha! I'm cryin of laughter! Nice shitpost, Skitty! :lewdpeen:

Sargoth

Makes me wanna get one to be honest, gosh dang it Skitty 😂

StrykerVR

He better be! He's mine :D

SkittyKat

Lol, yeah, he kinda looks like a marshmallow. Especially when the pics are black and white.

SkittyKat

There's totally a plush fetish out there.

SkittyKat

Next audio. mebe ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

SkittyKat

Lololol. <3

SkittyKat

Hahaha, I guess I am smol. :)

SkittyKat

Nooo, he is MINE! ree

SkittyKat

Mostly spoil. A little abuse. <3

SkittyKat

Peenkun looks very happy lol

Infamous Nightraid

It took a stupidly long time for my to realize he's a dick.

OdinSon_1774

Im sure this is someones fetish lol

Dorito26

"This is my life now. Pls help. (ʘᴗʘ✿)" - Peen-kun probably, lol. I absolutely love the expressions and blush you gave him. #cute :))) Collab when? :BunSip:

Mishaak

Playtime is so cursed

Erected Dragon

You're making him blush.

SkittyKat

Shitposts make me happy. Thanks Donovan <3

SkittyKat

I hope I made you smile. And have a wonderful day!!!

SkittyKat

lol, Skitty no thicc ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

SkittyKat

Lol, thanks :)

SkittyKat

Just Peen-kun :3

SkittyKat

Who knew a peen could be this cute, lol

SkittyKat

I KNOW! He's adorable. And supa soft <33

SkittyKat

I cannot disagree with that.

SkittyKat

#freepeenkun

Billy Denton

Oof, I'm sorry to hear that :(

SkittyKat

Stuff that makes me giggle.

SkittyKat

Oh geez i know you were tiny but i didn't realize how tiny... Also i don't think i have ever been as jealous of a plushie as I am of Peen-kun lol

Cherrybomb

Raz <333

SkittyKat

Only type of shitpost I know how to do. lol

SkittyKat

Why am I not surprised to learn you both spoil and abuse penis kun Skitty!! ;3

NekoWinters .

im jealous of Peen-kun...

MasterKevlar

cute XD I do like this kinda shitposting though, keep it up, Skitty!

Xavius Night

Thank you Skitty, I enjoy quality shitposts before work.

Jared Chinchello

Would not have known those were your legs if you hadn't labeled the pictures. Skitty is so smol. I love the gentle patpat gif.

Lhykosidae

it’s really so cute❣️☺️✨✨✨ 🤍❤️💜💙💛💚🤍

JoStal Dance

Skitty . . . keeps buying toys too big for herself. :P 12 inches . . .and data girth! Super adorable stuffie for a super adorable woman. Have you named him yet? Or is it jus' peen-kun?

TeddyBearPaladin

This is cute wth 😂😂😂♥️

Niyaz

WHY IS HE SO DAMM CUTE! For a second I actually forgot that he was in fact... well... literally a dick.

HappyWill16

He might not be smol but you definitely are 🥰

Max Paulus

Agreed their verification process is a bit much. Have nothing against creators who use OF. Truthfully I hate it personally, the one time I signed up I immediately had my CC info stolen from there.

SoloWingKiba

I really don't want to know what you are actually into

Connor Boetzkes

Lol thank Skitty-Sama

Razgriz770

The cutest of shitposts obviously.

Milo


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