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I'm Getting SPONSORS!

Edit: Video is up! 

Lol. Nah, I'm joking. 

Although, I did get a very confused and sus recruiter approach me on Twitter the other week.

They nope'd out the second I told them I do erotic content. Lady, how did you not see all my NSFW tweets?

Anyways, I'm going to write a shitpost sponsor script for YouTube.

The pat dealer is retiring (not actually), she's gonna be flooded with ALL the sponsorship monies!! 

Help me write this script. Gimme the names of the most annoying ads and sponsors to roast.


Comments

Of course not! Take care of yourself first. Happy new year!

SkittyKat

This was amazing :D Skitty I hope you don't be mad but I won't be able to be a Patreon not until later. Happy new years eve take care and have a wonderful time, see you on discord. <3

Snarky

I cried laughing lmao. Thank you for this, Skitty :3

AnxiousGamer30

Hehe. Thank you ❤️ and welcome!

SkittyKat

You got another patron from this, so congrats! 😄

Alia Åsten

Big bills hell car dealership. Oh and youtubes ''you can skip the ads by giving us truckloads of monies''

Willy Woodcleaver

I don't know about you gamers, but I only listen to SkittyKat on today's sponsor... RAYCON EVERYDAY BLUETOOTH EARBUDS!

In a word, Spotify

WindyEarl

I'd go with the Google Chromebook is the #1 set of ads that I despise. Watching the Youtubes, I see them over 50% of the time for ads. That and Bumble. It's a mix of "I don't care", and oversaturation.

Da_robblar

Helix, Raycon, and Gfuel come to mind. I guess that means their ads worked...

99% of people can't beat this puzzle / solve this problem / spot the difference! etc.

Who Am

Audible is an actually good service though.

Shining_Darkness

Well yeah, but unlike raid they actually work as advertised.

Shining_Darkness

Masterclass... on lewdness.

Honey, Grammarly, Squarespace, Audible, Crunchyroll, and is Lootcrate still a thing? I haven’t heard much from them. Anyways have fun

Kino

Hahaha, that is very true.

SkittyKat

I love the mobile game ads that tell you how much silver/gold/diamonds they'll give you FOR FREE if you play now! You know, even though you know nothing about the game nor the value of its in-game currency.

Ehren

Sponsers: *Ehem* Skitty: Oh, now you crossed the line! *Scribbles furiously*

Noah C

Shitposting is gonna teach new levels!! :D AFK arena, manscape, square space. Nord VPN, Raycon, simplisafe (though that one isn't actually that annoying. ItS COMMON aF) If I had to pick a top 3 annoyingly common ones : Raycon Manscape NordVPN

NekoWinters .

squarespace, raycon, audible, skillshare, nordvpn, blue apron,

Daggeron

I second both RAID and AFK Arena, but you should do some meme ones to, like Flex Tape or something. I dunno I just think that would be funny. Just whispering "That's a lot of damage!"

AFK Arena starting to beat RAID in terms of annoying ads

Space Ghost

Hehe. This one.

SkittyKat

Goddamned Blue Chew, the tobacco gum thing that Death Battle rolled over for. That, alongside RAID, Raycons, and the Ridge Wallet, I've been done with dealing with some of these ads because they're EVERYWHERE.

Xavius Night

Manscape

Gregory Soto

Yep. People already putting Raycons. What a disappointment of a product. And I still hear people saying its great.

Mono

Raycons

Koneko Toujou Is My Waifu

Bespoke post, any and all mobile games, curiosity stream, quibi

Ridgewallet

Gregory Soto

Omfg please do Audible, it's too perfect. I'm sure SkillShare would be really fun to mess with too

OopsUhDaisy!

Casper mattress, Naturebox, Stitchfix, MeUndies

Billy Denton

Game of lust raid shadow legends just to name a couple that I’ve seen waaaaay to much of

AFK Arena, blue apron

Seconding Raycon, it's an unbelievable sub par product, but they really pay people to say how great it is.

Trieh

I have the bestest grammar. Totally do not rely on autocorrect at all. Cough.

SkittyKat

Helix, Grammarly.

jjonathann9

Loool, this is such a great idea :). Here's my list: Raid, Skillshare, Audible, Casper, Square space, and G Fuel

Oliver Lum

You’re lucky you haven’t...

Alex Butters

Huh, that's actually one I haven't heard of. Probably a good thing. :)

SkittyKat

I have to say, I'm impressed by his segues sometimes.

SkittyKat

Game of lust. It’s advertised all the time and it steals assets from other games like sounds and Z world survival stole assets from left for dead.

Alex Butters

Factfiend has a few videos talking shit about ridiculous sponsors who approached them

Ian Parrish

Raycons, Audible, and Gfuel; only ones I can think of... good luck!

Ryan N

Just go through LTT vids and you will get more than enough for 3 videos

NordVPN and ExpressVPN are all over the damn place.

kyle

Nord vpn

felix

Raid shadowlewds

Joshua


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