Ramble: Skitty builds an IKEA Desk [1hr]

WOW, never thought this would be my thing, but it's great just listening to you do casual stuff while I work roflll

Qwafee

I too take off all my clothes when I come home. Why wear pants at home, right?

Kapten-N

Skitty "why the hell would you wear pants at home?" Kat. I love the everyday-life stuff. The bag full of screws, almost like gems/coins sounds super great. A ton of sounds I'd enjoy here. The ramble was insightful but I'm not surprised by some answers, specifically the ferrero rocher/chocolate and mousse cake answer. Skits is fancy. God, the dad joke. Skitty dates a fan: *blows gently*. I think dating someone who then becomes a fan would be more ideal and I'm happy you address skitty as a character. I want skits safe above anything else. I think skitty didn't even build a desk at all. She didn't swear once. She did say "you got extra holes! Who are you?" but it had no f-bombs. She didn't chuck a screwdriver across the room... and she just said "I recorded a swear audio, fuck fuck fuck shit fuck". I spoke too soon. If you need a new chair I fully recommend mine, just let me know! Thanks for the ramble.

livejoker

Skitty, you just need to talk Swedish to it, no, not Swiss

Legs

That's how I feel about TikTok. lol

SkittyKat

Thank you Jacob. I wish happiness for us all then :)

SkittyKat

I don't wanna give away too much. In case of the off chance someone IRL knows me. @_@

SkittyKat

Thank you! <333

SkittyKat

I think it was box murder if we want to be accurate. lol And thank you on the editing comment. The Rode is a very lovely mic to edit audios with. I laughed out loud when I read your Fred comment. I will file a complaint right now! Thank you for the suggestion :D

SkittyKat

No idea. It was an anonymous form.

SkittyKat

*looks at your name* TIL. Lobsters are known for having harems.

SkittyKat

This wow is an essay O_O. You've outdone yourself. I guess this is what I get for an hour long ramble. lol. But it was an enjoyable read.

SkittyKat

I saw!! I was wondering how long floorgang was gonna be a thing for. :)

SkittyKat

Discord has a feed for all my public platforms, which is convenient, but I know not everyone is on it. Reddit is the only one that doesn't have a proper notification system. But yeah, I can probably make a post here in the future.

SkittyKat

She's so cute. NO ONE BETTER LEWD HER! Even if snuff wasn't banned, I would have wanted a happier ending anyways. So in this case, it was a win-win for me. Those questions were submitted anonymously. So there's no need to be shy :)

SkittyKat

I hope it had pineapple :3

SkittyKat

Aw this was a nice read. Thank you Rob :) Options, options. Too many can be bad. So sometimes, you just gotta know what you want and narrow it down. As long as you're being realistic, you should be fine. Friend material is just one step from being boyfriend material. :D

SkittyKat

Alright, as long as you don't mind the spam :3

SkittyKat

Sometimes Patreon does weird things when people try to edit their comments. You're not the first person it's happened to. JEANS? INDOORS? ...I don't think I can be friends with you. lol. I kid. As long as I don't need to be in jeans, I'm happy. Lady jeans are also uncomfortably tight. I actually had a blueberry muffin for breakfast today. It was good :3

SkittyKat

I'll consider it. I don't mind posting notifications for Reddit posts here, but I won't be able to host audios here due to subreddit rules.

SkittyKat

A futon would be ideal, but i don't have a lot of room between where a couch would go and the desk. It would be nice not to lug all my gear to another room when I want to lay down somewhere comfy. Ooo did you finish your chair? You like it?

SkittyKat

I guess now that we're moving into summer, your night photos are more daybreak pics now. The colors are beautiful. I hope you had a good lunch!

SkittyKat

Thanks Daniel. That really does make me feel better :)

SkittyKat

I feel you. Listening to other people talk drowns out my own chaotic thoughts.

SkittyKat

I don't have a proper archive. But if you click the #ramble tag in the post, you should be able to find other rambles :)

SkittyKat

I hope you eventually got some sleep, lol :)

SkittyKat

I hope you got LOTS done today :) *pats a good kitty*

SkittyKat

All day?! I'm jealous. Lemme join.

SkittyKat

I would like a notification about Reddit audios :) I am old and don't understand the ways of Reddit :p

Jonathan

I wouldn’t say you have a boring dream, it’s one I think most if not all of us share.

Magmatard

Pic of the desk?

Stephen P

A casual audio I LOVE IT!

Aoi rehel

First of all. This ramble should have been tagged [Skitty raping a box]. Haha. :D I don't know, this just seemed super funny to me. Let me have my fun! Notifications. I wouldn't be bringing Reddit notifications here. I would say Discord and Twitter are enough. Spider from a box. I have a "traumatizing" experience about something similar. Let me introduce you young me having his first summer job. I and my friend were repairing broken lanterns, we unpacked it, replaced the broken glass, and packed it back. I was just about to begin one box when we decided to take a break. A took a look back and I saw a big ass spider crawling out of the box where I was supposed to put my hands! If I would accidentally touch the spider, I'm would probably die of heart an attack. :D But the worst thing was that we were just looking at the spider crawling back into the pile of boxes we were supposed to go through. I'm sure you can imagine how careful we were with each box after. Lol. I get the no pants at home but not even sweatpants? My ass would freeze. Nah. Your dream is definitely not boring. :) If I can't date Skitty, Imma date a Succubus Skitty, try and stop me. :3 ... Yeah, your Succubus audio. You just couldn't miss on the demon/hell girls trend, right? You know those white-haired demon girls that are literally everywhere. :BunSip: IKEA doesn't have your couch? Try messaging Fred. I bet he's a secret IKEA support service. Lol. Super good job on the editing like always. :) It sounded like there weren't any cuts. 👍

Mishaak

[39:19] Who asked? xD

Holdooooo

I found this to be relaxing actually. Stay safe people:3

LonelyLobsters

Hey Skitty, I hope you know by now . . . long ramble = long response from Ander. xD The serious answer to your serious question: *shrug*. I follow you in all the places, either way, is good. Though, if you put a notice here I might need to leave you yet another response. ;) *hums the Ikea song (will put in discord #music just in case, it's a cute song)* Meh, I like all the extra noise. It adds depth and detail to the world and lets me close my eyes and feel like I'm sitting on the couch chatting with you while you build. I much prefer this to super quiet asmr things. OMG NO! Don't die! I was a goof and worried for a moment that it was about to fall on you and die . . . but then I remembered that you did in fact live to edit and post the audio. :teehee: I might need to start going by Alex again instead of the second half (Ander). xD This made me smile so much. :3 <3 29 pages! But with pictures huh? Brain Stuff is a great podcast. +1. It would. You say that we can't watch because we'd see you sitting around in your underwear . . . but I think that a lot of people would want to watch that even more. I have to ask now, feel free to not answer though. . . do you wear a bra around the house? Or just panties? Can't you still do snuff on the Dark Side Playground? If a spider comes out and you freak . . . we will protec you. You are gonna bang and screw as soon as you finish your desk! *Telling Desk Building Skitty the future* Skitty: Screwscrewscrewscrew Also Skitty: Iiiinnnsert yeah, insert... Me: Wait, is this a ramble or a nsfw audio? Yes, it is a Phillips head. I bet it'd also be easier to build if someone was there to hold things while you screwed them. If there's no snack food in the house we can't snack te--*skitty starts talking about putting things in holes and it is too big and I lose my train of thought* -- what? Those Andes mints. . . you know, the ones you some times get with the check . . .yum. I actually once had a seedless watermelon. Believe it or not, it was actually less tender and yummy. I think the seeds help. Strawberries and Raspberries are wonderful as well. Cherries are nice, but I get bored with all the pitting that needs to happen. Analysis paralysis -- Skitty: *sighing slightly* "So satisfying when things fit together" Me: "I need to pause you to get my thoughts out, so distracting!" I think that a lot more people these days are being raised in broken homes and quote "raised by tv" or "raised by video games". We all know video games don't make you a violent person but there are mountains of evidence that show that being raised without a father, or mother, or by media leads to some very serious lacking of social skills in later life. I remember reading one study that really stuck with me where an infant had a series of colored plastic rings to play with or a series of colored plastic keys and almost unanimously the group that had the keys fared better in later life. Not because keys are some magical shape . . .but because their fathers were more likely to engage with and play with the infant and bond at that young age if the toy was interesting to them. I think a lot of young people are looking for some sort of stylized superhuman to come to sweep them off their feet as it happens in the anime. . . real-life doesn't work that way though sadly. Hammering. . . pounding . . . In before it turns out that your neighbors are patrons and are all "Wait a second . . . our pretty single neighbor was hammering for two hours late last night . . . " That sounds like one of my dreams Skitty! Sadly for me, my career plans of leaving this planet behind means that I've more or less given up on having a family / normal life and kids and all that. As you know I'm fairly sure I'd be a great husband and father . . . but, I don't feel like it'd be fair to a family to then yeet myself off forever. Skitty's gonna screw us . . .so naughty. Long-distance sucks. From experience. Even with trust it . . .sucks. As you know I once dated a young woman and it became a long-distance thing and we both had trouble sleeping for months because suddenly our beds were half empty. My mom complains to no end about my dad's snoring and bad sleeping habits . . .but will still tell you that she sleeps worse on nights where he doesn't come to bed cause he fell asleep on the couch. And that's just basic first-level issues. From experience, ldr's also get tricky when you also hang out in public places online with your love. Lots of communities end up being very flirty and it's awful. lol. Skitty doesn't think she's a celebrity. How cute. Skitty's overheated cause she's a hottie. ;) I really enjoyed the ending you changed to the succubus audio. It is perfect. So perfect. As I told him, I love Orph's attention to detail. But, I prefer your ending over his original one. It feels more authentic to the character. As a listener who enjoys losing myself in the world and letting myself embody the character with as much immersion as I can get . . . this was wonderous. Skitty uses all of her Skitty strength . . . .but Skitty can't learn Strength . . . *ponder* . . . she can learn Flash though. *snickers* Skitty wants a coach to lie upon . . . *waggles eyebrows* I always enjoy joining you. <3 *looks back* woof . . . I might've outdone even myself on this one. lol. Sorry, I hope you know that for me taking the time to respond thoroughly and accurately like this is a sign of great respect, and care and cherishing. Wonderful audio as always. Thank you for sharing your desk building with us. I hope your little recording room is as awesome in reality as it is in your plan!

TeddyBearPaladin

Well, pewdiepie isn't floor gang either now so...convenient timing! Also it's fun working while listening to you build a desk- that makes us both productive people :P

The Raging Mustang

I would love for Patreon to be the all in one notification spot for all things Skitty. I don't know how I missed the Discord notification of the Reddit lewd (still not comfortable with that word; sexy works for me despite being a bit broad, or just NSFW), but got it on Twitter. So now I check Patreon, Twitter, Skitty-GWA, Discord, Pornhub and YouTube, honestly, because Skitty is worth the effort.

Stephen P

Was listening to this and when you said you wanted pizza, I looked at the time and it was lunch time! Got me some pizza! Thanks for the suggestion lol.

Tarian

To start with, to answer your question. I think getting a heads up when a lewd/sexy audio is going onto Reddit, is a bonus :) I'm okay with sexing grunting, via Ikea building lol You want to record a sexy audio, I thought building an Ikea desk is sexy? Expecially with said grunting, and moaning about it :p Getting home is No Pants O'clock, in every household. So hearing you getting down to "undies" doesn't sound odd, plus the bonus of being comfy at home means you do what you want while home. I tend to change when I get home, which usually is pajama pants, and one of my favorite shirts, that unfortunately has a hole in it, that I don't know how to sew.....more like I don't know how to sew period lol I haven't listened to the muffins & cupcakes yet, but I want to soon. I get the "wouldn't date a listener", but hey, a guy can dream. Plus we don't know what you're relationship status is, and I'm not fishing to find out, just that it sounds a little insensitive to not know your situation before throwing the requests forward. That's just the opinion of one humble, anonymous internet listener. I wish I could be as optimistic as you are in regards to finding love. Life has shown me otherwise, but I try not to get to jaded about it. Plus yeah, with all the relationship options out there now, it is a tad daunting. I recently realized that I can't do casual flings/ONS, as I need more of a connection then they provide. Awwww, mama Skitty sounds like a great wish. Not boring at all :) I use to be in your boat, in regards to cheese cakes. Had everyone try to get me to have one. But I found one I liked, a mix of blackberry/other berry cheesecake. It was a tad awesome. LDRs are hard, from what I've gathered. Glad to know I'm not the only one thinking the cheating thing. And yeah, the physicality of it too. And as a dude, it is eerie how the ladies know when you're in a relationship, it baffles the mind, or at least mine. A for effort, in regards to desk building :p Most likely a no to the dating a fan. That's a fair answer, I can see the difficulty to it. I'd be happy to just meet some folk I'm a fan of, but I'm not cool/sauve enough to attempt the romance game. Apparently, I'm friend material when I'm myself, which is a different kind of good. Cute that you need a script to swear. I'm also imagining your reactions to reading it, "I can't say that", along with *furious Skitty blushes*. Sometimes insults that aren't swears are more "omg" moments. Calling someone a cum bubble has a bit more of an impact then calling them a fucking asshole.....at least, in my neck of the woods lol I gotta stop typing out these novels as a comment/reply. I think I'm winning in the "longest comment that actually doesn't say anything" competition lol

Da_robblar

About the gonelwedaudio, for me personnaly, yes i'd love to know when you post content outside of patreon and youtube. Don't wanna miss out on skitty stuff ;) Happy to see you're getting your studio slowly up and ready. Keep the good work!

fd0892

I made a comment but it disappeared..I’ve been up too long but I’m happy I stayed up to hear your ramble I enjoyed it <3 also I’m the weirdo who stays in his jeans when he gets home lol to be fair I eventually change to shorts or sweats but I just get to comfortable when lay on my bed after being out. I’m happy you’re doing well and taking care of yourself :) <3 also your dream isn’t bad or boring I share the same dream as you do! you talking about watermelon I’ve Been craving watermelon lately lol and also for some reason when I crave muffins I want blueberry muffins. Also If you don’t mind posting your desk/setup later on here that would be cool. Hope you have a good day skitty <3 :) take care!

JDLGBOYZ21

Hi Skitty! I’d love for you to start posting everything on Patreon, even and especially your reddit lewds. I also think the podcast format is an especially convenient way to listen to you, be it spicy or just a cozy ramble. Could you add this audio to your podcast feed? Please and thank you!

Logomancer

Thanks for unknowingly being my building buddy and pushing my procrastinating butt into assembling my office chair even though its 4am, just happy we all had the opportunity to be apart of FŁØÖŘ ĞÅŅĞ also would like to voice that any dream no matter how small, large, smart or lame it may seem can never be insignificant as long as it has value in said persons eyes. Your dream is definitely reasonable and quite respectable so hold onto it and live by it especially if it makes you happy. Maybe a fluffy futon or skittied up futon could be ideal for snuggle/nsfw or pillow talk mode alike audios that could allow you the comfort of being in your audio room and being a blanket burrito at the same time🤔 Always enjoy you being you skits :)

Jare

At work. On break. Almost over, will listen at lunch break

Night-runner

I don't think that it's a boring dream, I think it's a very respectable dream. It's very similar to my own dream and what I want to achieve in my life.

Nyeseth

This is a pleasant surprise, I enjoy listening to your rambles. I’m the only night-owl/insomniac where I’m staying so it really helps keep away the bad energies of having to be quiet and alone while everyone sleeps. I sincerely thank you

Kino

I get to drive home to this!!! Super excited! And yes please to audio announcements if possible. Is there a master archive of your fun, loveable, "shitposts"? I really want to open more tabs and listen to all the audio :P

Dwayne Jarrell

Oh boy 3AM!

Normality

Oooo this is purrfect timing, I'm about to head out to the garage and start rebuilding both my vintage motorcycles that haven't been touched in a few years before I start painting my cuddle dungeon while the engine bits sit in cleaner.... =^,^= Yay for being productive!!

NekoWinters .

Ahh, waking up to a Skitty Ramble is the best! Guess I'll cuddle up in bed again and get all cozy :3 === Edit after listening === Great now I wanna stay in bed all day, you're voice is just way too cozy :3 But honestly, I feel like a lot of us share a similar dream Skitty, so I really hope you'll be successful in achieving it :3 And as for the notifications: I don't *need* them since I'm on your discord server, but they definitely wouldn't hurt, ((plus if it means having another post where I can tell you how good your audios are, I'll take it :3))

I hope work goes well! This is more of a have-in-the-background kinda audio :)

SkittyKat

Will listen to this whilst working now, but a quick yes to the notifications. Saves having to check.

Slider17x

What's the best way to notify? I'm also wary of spamming people with too many notifications. Reddit doesn't notify people when I post. So I have a discord feed that can alert. But I know not everyone is on discord.

SkittyKat

I've been looking forward to the desk building audio. Yes, I would greatly appreciate a heads up when you post to reddit. I try to keep push notifications to a minimum on my devices. They get to be very distracting when they're going off constantly.

Rob