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Early Release [F4A] ASMR || Return to Your Local Headpats Dealer [SFW] [Good feels] [A little yandere] [New formula] [New partnership?] [Running an empire] [16:15]
Added 2020-03-25 00:31:58 +0000 UTCUpdate: I released this to YouTube after some feedback. But patrons can enjoy the audio-only version.
You junkies voted and Headpats Dealer won, so here's the sequel. I promise I will give a sequel to the kidnapper. We're building a universe here. The plan is for that audio to be released publicly.
Enjoy the pats!
Part 1: link (the original)
Preview:
You know. I’m supposed to be the one hiding in the shadows! Not you, silly. You scared of the light? Do I have myself a lil vampire? Lemme see those fangs, ahhhhh!
Hehehe. But you’re not here for my blood are ya?
You're here for dem pats.
I told you they’re addictive. Sugary sweet! My pats are the best!! There’s no dealer like Skitty. NO ONE! I made sure of that!
This is my hood.
-Recorded on the 3Dio
Art by Racer
Comments
I love head pats. Thanks Skitty
Frederick Skarin Hansson
2020-04-08 19:38:52 +0000 UTCThe best RP eva!
2020-04-05 05:04:08 +0000 UTCNever really been into the head pats but actually enjoyed this. just sets a relaxing atmosphere and I really kinda just dozed off super fast... thanks for the headpats Skitty. Very relaxing :)
Renmaru
2020-03-28 01:37:48 +0000 UTCSo wholesome, love it. Headpats for all.....but me first
Da_robblar
2020-03-26 18:38:52 +0000 UTCAm I the only one here who would actually pay for the head pats/ scratches? Like way too much? The relaxation feels like it would be so worth it.
Kyle Poor
2020-03-26 09:20:53 +0000 UTCJust a suggestion from the top of my head, so it may be dumb. How about a new police officer character pc skitty who arrests the listener and interrogates them about the head pat dealer. Then at the end of the audio the listener gets thrown in a holding cell with the yandere.
Ghost
2020-03-26 00:06:58 +0000 UTCahhh these pats really hit the good spot, and after thinking about it for like 2 seconds of course id help you take over the world, also is it possible to get the pats to go as i still have to leave the house
Captn_Dan
2020-03-25 17:08:26 +0000 UTCWho needs to worry about financal status when you've got Skitty?
2020-03-25 16:58:55 +0000 UTCI needed that, especially rn <3
_Artsyo
2020-03-25 12:04:25 +0000 UTCThese are the best headpats I’ve ever experienced! The best and only dealer of headpats has once again gifted me comfort!
Kino
2020-03-25 11:59:31 +0000 UTCI have slept over your proposal and I will gladly be your partner in crime. In exchange for an unlimited supply of pats and cuddles of course .
Wendy Eierjucken
2020-03-25 11:39:35 +0000 UTCDawn it all. I was hoping snuggles would have won the day.
Nathan Brown
2020-03-25 10:29:51 +0000 UTCBreaking Pat! Hehe. I hope you get the reference, super good and addicting show! ... Also, nice references. :D I can totally see fan theorists being like this. http://imgur.com/a/wNt8K9K Just watch out for those under cover cops. Cuff them before they will cuff you! And bribe them with them pats!
Mishaak
2020-03-25 09:16:36 +0000 UTCJust what I needed in such a stressful time of year, makes staying home in bed actually worth it ✊🏻
Kays
2020-03-25 06:02:25 +0000 UTC<3
SkittyKat
2020-03-25 04:40:00 +0000 UTCSweet dreams Octavio *pat pat*
SkittyKat
2020-03-25 04:39:40 +0000 UTCNo no, I'm coming with you!
SkittyKat
2020-03-25 04:39:25 +0000 UTCYou're welcome Swamp <3
SkittyKat
2020-03-25 04:39:06 +0000 UTCMaybe a little break. Don't want you getting too dependent on the addictiveness of pats.
SkittyKat
2020-03-25 04:38:23 +0000 UTCWeaving the stories and building a universe is an idea from you guys, the listeners. I read all my comments on Youtube, and they're amazing!
SkittyKat
2020-03-25 04:37:27 +0000 UTCI've paid some 'em off. Shhh
SkittyKat
2020-03-25 04:35:49 +0000 UTCReal gangsters out there facepalming. lol
SkittyKat
2020-03-25 04:35:31 +0000 UTCI promise to wash my hands before I pat.
SkittyKat
2020-03-25 04:35:00 +0000 UTCOh yeahhh more head pats :)
lil_oppai
2020-03-25 01:40:13 +0000 UTCWell I have something to hear before going to sleep!
Octavio Augusto Pérez de la Cruz
2020-03-25 01:31:18 +0000 UTCHello Headpat dealer, I'm going into battle, and I want your strongest headpats
RamsayBolton77
2020-03-25 01:22:15 +0000 UTCThe pats are too goooood, thanks skitty <3
swampman9
2020-03-25 01:17:06 +0000 UTCI will listen to this forever 😍😍😍 Thank you Skitty~
Pomolo
2020-03-25 01:14:42 +0000 UTCI love importing the idea of the universe, with the mention of the Yandere. Also, "Hide for the popo's" hahaha Becoming an accomplice is super tempting however hmmmm, I do need the head pats though. Especially in these times of need. Can't wait to see the Yandere sequal. Thanks for your hard work again! Have a great week!
Yi-hong John Tang
2020-03-25 01:10:29 +0000 UTCNot the popo's, Nooo! I need my fix! I need my fix...
Rephire217
2020-03-25 00:55:49 +0000 UTC"This is MY hood." - Skitty, 2020 This was incredible thanks for this <3
Ulius
2020-03-25 00:51:32 +0000 UTCConfession time! I STILL haven't made it all the way through the doctor Audio....I fall asleep so quickly because of the good vibes hehe =^,^= some headpats seem exactly like what the doctor ordered though!!
NekoWinters .
2020-03-25 00:43:07 +0000 UTCI'll break the quarantine just to get my dose of pats.I am an addict after all.(gone right)(in the hood)
Legendxz
2020-03-25 00:42:13 +0000 UTCYou have absolutely purrfect timing Skitty x3 I just finished a snack and was about to wiggle up into a blanket purrito for a cat nap!!! ❤
NekoWinters .
2020-03-25 00:41:12 +0000 UTCMaybe I need to form a gang...
SkittyKat
2020-03-25 00:40:27 +0000 UTCYou need to learn to relax a little :) *pat pat*
SkittyKat
2020-03-25 00:39:53 +0000 UTCI make house calls, but this is gonna cost ya!
SkittyKat
2020-03-25 00:39:31 +0000 UTCSkitty's Pat Hood
Floofyandru
2020-03-25 00:39:27 +0000 UTCDoes this dealer do delivery? I'm told to stay inside.
livejoker
2020-03-25 00:37:51 +0000 UTCThe first pat is always free? Lol, you know me. XD way too stressed. It's a good thing I've got such good friends to help me relax. <3.
TeddyBearPaladin
2020-03-25 00:35:52 +0000 UTC
