You’ve commented. You’ve memed. You’ve lore-dumped filth we’re still recovering from.
Now it’s time we crown the most deeply infected among you.
Introducing our first-ever:
## HALL OF PARASITES COMPETITION
A monthly challenge to reward the most obsessed, unhinged, and ride-or-die supporters in the hive. Just our way of saying: you’re one of the real ones.
For the next 3 months, we’re handpicking 3 standout degenerates each month to receive:
• A gifted copy of the game
• A free month of highest-tier membership
• And the eternal glory of being one of Them
### HOW TO WIN - We’re watching for:
> Top comments, & funniest replies
> Obsessive fan stories or insights
> Art, edits, memes, or headcanons that go too far
(This applies beyond Patreon to platforms like Discord, Steam, Reddit)
This starts now.
End-of-month we name the winners. Be loud. Be depraved. We’re watching.
D. Quinn
2025-06-13 15:45:02 +0000 UTCThe Wieg
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