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It was always your dream to become a member of the Royal Guard. And you managed to accomplish that! But the Sergeant you've been assigned under is a real piece of work. On your first day he yelled at you for the unforgiveable act of tying your boot with only a single knot.
So you decided to stop by the tavern that you pass every day on your way home from work. After a couple of drinks a familiar lioness walks in and you decide to pay for her drink on the condition that the bartender doesn't tell her who did it. But he tells her immediately, and she recognizes you just as quickly.