Falling In Love With a Corporate Illustration (FINAL)

art by elenafortune

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[In the Hudson Bay, you know how we do it!]

[Life]

[Sit down]

[Okay]

[This is the way!]

[Be advised, hostile care package inbound]

[The music never stops]

Yeah I'm falling in love with a corporate illustration [No!] [Turn up!]

Yeah I'm falling in love with a corporate illustration [No!] [Turn up!]

[KFOG]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah [No!] [Turn up!]

[Number one champion sound all day!]

Oooh Aaah! [No!] [Turn up!]

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She stares at me from the backseat (From the backseat)

Oh, the fare goes up with every heartbeat (Every heartbeat)

You are, you are a daydream of the markets, free (Yeah) [With a home run into the center field!]

So why does every move you make, make you, make me? (Make you make me?)

[KFOG]

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You break my heart when you speak in my place [KFOG] [Darkus Percival]

You spark my eye, a fleeting screw in space [KFOG, KFOG, KFOG] [Has come back to life]

You make me cry you just don't understand what I want [KFOG]

You paint my smile, between your hues and fonts [The Bay Area's KFOG]

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Oh baby you're a thorn in my side, oh yeah! (Yeah!)

Baby you're a thorn in my side (Let's go!)

Baby you're a thorn in my side, oh yeah!

Baby you're a thorn in my side

[Pablo Sandoval!]

[For decades the shops at Tanforan has been a staple for Bay Area families. But all that is set to change. The San Bruno mall was recently bought by a Los Angeles based developer and will soon be...]

[An iPod, a phone]

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Oh, push me down, call it in

You know my every sin, babe (Yeah!)

You take my breath away (Yeah!)

You take my privacy (Baby)

We evolved just to spend

We unformed everything, all for you

All for you, yeah!

Where do I draw the line?

Even in your design, babe (Yeah, yeah, yeah!)

All of your prints is fine

Vacancy in your eyes (Baby)

How do you grip me tight?

Keeping us on the knife together

Together, yeah!

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[Nintendo, don't you even consider making the service you have right now paid. It is garbage, trash, it, it, it's so bad man.]

Loving you in exchange for every wasted dream

I could be something else, or you could just be me

Baby won't you listen you're a figment of the space

Dream inside a dream, within a plastic case

I just can't live without you baby (Can't live without)

But you take everything away from me (Away from me)

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Oh baby you're a thorn in my side, oh yeah (Yeah!)

Baby you're a thorn in my side (Break it down!)

Baby you're a thorn in my side, oh yeah!

Baby you're a thorn in my side

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Break the glass, pick the rose, as its petals fall down

Prickle from the thorns as I know your beauty

Why do I need you? Why do I need you?

Ohh

I need you, I need you, I need you, but I wish you were dead

I need you, I need you, I need you, but I wish you were dead

Falling in love with a corporate illustration, wanna be in love

Falling in love with a corporate illustration, wanna be in love

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Here's what the experts are saying:

[Vader guffaws]

[Copyright law killed my sister ok?]

[Creekflow complains]

[Shelly vocalizations]

[Don't even know what that is]

[Abolish copyright law]

[I support copyright infringement]

[Pr-pr-prepare to be boarded!]

I'll take everything you spit out

My own machination [Turn up!]

Commandeer a sinking ship

Nobody's gonna miss it [Turn up!]

Slay, appropriate, and display the treasure [Fire!]

Plunder their of archaic measures (Bop, bop, bop) [Turn up!]

Fall in love with corpo bitch

So you can take everything from its corpse and split, yuh [Turn up!]

Let your sharpened blade strike true

Let the blood come over you [Turn up!]

And when we are finally through

It'll be as the world once knew [Turn up!]

One night is all I ask

Show me everything in the bag [Turn up!]

One man shouldn't have all that

We can take it all away like that

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Are you ready for the ruffneck bass?

Are you ready for the ruffneck bass?

Are you ready for the ruffneck bass?

Rudeboy liven the place

Are you ready for the ruffneck bass?

Are you ready for the ruffneck bass?

Are you ready, are you ready, are you ready, are you ready, are you ready, are you—

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She lays lifeless at the altar

I paid my dues, now I wont save her

She was, she was a nightmare felled by waking

So why do I feel bitter to be happy?

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Let me see those hooves!

Let me see those hooves! [Put em up!]

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

We're gonna do this one more time [Dylan!]

Ponies, let me hear ya!

I, I, I, I

I know this nostalgia is my weakness but

I, I, I, I,

I'll keep fighting even though I'm still

Falling in love with a corporate illustration [No!] [Turn up!]

Yeah I'm falling in love with a corporate illustration [No!] [Turn up!] [Falling in love!]

Yeah I'm falling in love with a corporate illustration [No!] [Turn up!] [Fall, fall, fall, fall, fall]

Yeah I'm falling in love with a corporate illustration [No!] [Turn up!] [Fall!]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Falling in love, falling in love, falling in love with a corporate illustration

Falling in love, falling in love, falling in love with a corporate illustration

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Now watch me whip, now watch me nae nae

Now watch me whip, whip, watch me nae nae

Now watch me whip, now watch me nae nae

Now watch me whip, whip, watch me nae nae

Now watch me whip, now watch me nae nae

Now watch me whip, whip, watch me nae nae