art by goomybearz
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Potion Seller, I'm telling you
I need your strongest potions
I'm going into battle
I'm going to battle
And I need your strongest potions
You can't handle my strongest potions
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From the fields to the fjords
Just what you need's in store
I've got the good stuff
And the bad stuff in the back (In the back)
Oh pick your poison and
I'll pick my price
Talk is cheap
In potion paradise
(Well)
(Shall we dance?)
Are you worthy of the best?
Are you worthy of the best? Oh!
Can you ride the wish
Of an arrow? (Ride babe)
Are you leveled for the quest?
Are you leveled for the quest?
Aren't you a little small
To be a hero? (A hero)
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They say kingdom fell one day
The Land of Silver and Gold
But evil still lurks within the walls
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Oh where do you think you're going
With that top shelf legendary?
You're more well suited for some
2% Dairy
Wait was that actually supposed to be a burn?
Bitch
Stay in your lane
Raincheck on those swerves
How 'bout some cider
Just to calm the nerves?
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You've had your say Potion Seller, but I'll have mine
You're a rascal
Switch
The music never stops, no!
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'Cuz I can handle it
Handle it
What’s life without
A little risk?
I can handle it
Handle it
So don’t be a little
Bitch
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Potion Seller
Won't you give me what I need?
Potion Seller
Set your brew to the wild seas
Potion Seller
Won't you give me what I need?
Potion Seller
Set your brew to the wild seas
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And so it was
Let there be bass once more
Bring me that bass back
Matthew Wilson
2024-06-04 16:30:07 +0000 UTC