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Potion Seller (FINAL)

art by goomybearz

Potion Seller, I'm telling you

I need your strongest potions

I'm going into battle

I'm going to battle

And I need your strongest potions

You can't handle my strongest potions

From the fields to the fjords

Just what you need's in store

I've got the good stuff

And the bad stuff in the back (In the back)

Oh pick your poison and

I'll pick my price

Talk is cheap

In potion paradise

(Well)

(Shall we dance?)

Are you worthy of the best?

Are you worthy of the best? Oh!

Can you ride the wish

Of an arrow? (Ride babe)

Are you leveled for the quest?

Are you leveled for the quest?

Aren't you a little small

To be a hero? (A hero)

They say kingdom fell one day

The Land of Silver and Gold

But evil still lurks within the walls

Oh where do you think you're going

With that top shelf legendary?

You're more well suited for some

2% Dairy

Wait was that actually supposed to be a burn?

Bitch

Stay in your lane

Raincheck on those swerves

How 'bout some cider

Just to calm the nerves?

You've had your say Potion Seller, but I'll have mine

You're a rascal

Switch

The music never stops, no!

'Cuz I can handle it

Handle it

What’s life without

A little risk?

I can handle it

Handle it

So don’t be a little

Bitch

Potion Seller

Won't you give me what I need?

Potion Seller

Set your brew to the wild seas

Potion Seller

Won't you give me what I need?

Potion Seller

Set your brew to the wild seas

And so it was

Let there be bass once more

Bring me that bass back

Potion Seller (FINAL)

Comments

Damn, this one is addicting. I love the return to electronic bass music, that Arabian? sounding riff throughout definitely adds to the mystic vibe. The story is, I feel, relatable to any adventurer who takes their adventuring seriously. This is becoming a favorite very quickly.

Matthew Wilson


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