[Moans Exclusive] Morning Talk #2 [Stretch with Me!] [Breathing] [Chatting About Audios] [Suggestive Stretching] [Sort of NSFW]

1) Oh boy, that waiting is the worst, I hope the issue is resolved now!!! 🤞🏿♥️. At least eating it and feeling embarrassed could briefly distract you from nervousness???? 2) Today is the third day I got trapped in a MovementByDavid loop because his transitions are seamless, but I escaped because I saw this person who I think you'd appreciate as someone else who deadlifts and also might want to be deadlifted by this person: https://youtu.be/ErpLxfSP2IE?si=eZQvbRv3QMH753UD

Gabriella 🥭

been a super stressful month as I waited for some important test results, so I was listening to this audio this morning… picture this: me: headphones on, August blasting, doing elephant walks perhaps leaning too far forward (foreshadowing) roommate: comes into the living room to essentially me shaking my ass in the air “whaaaat are you doing?” me: thinking they had already gone to law school, gets startled, jumps really hard and falls on my face, smooshing my nose really hard into the carpet… ouch. thanks August.

Moira

Returning to this audio because I’ve had a few stressful days/weeks and in need of something comforting, uplifting, and fun. And now I’m walking down the street with a smile on my face. Even though the stressful stuff is nowhere near done, somehow imagining you doing the poses and giggling (and all the listeners giggling with you) is making my day a lot better. 😊 Thank you so much.

PT

To be honest, I want an entire collection of August just doing yoga instructions cuz this is fucking amazing 😂🤌🏼 Heck, that should be the next tier 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼😆😆

Dana 💥

Light activity for 5 minutes every 25 minutes? Shit, I'll take any excuse to shake some more ass. I love starting my workday by dancing to a couple of songs from my rap playlist. I be at my desk, coffee in hand, dancing to psych myself up for the day. Highly recommend, y'all! (Yes, I work from home, lmfao). This was so lovely to do after my evening yoga session, thank you!

Sabina 🌹

This was so much fun! I should probably do this more often the way my joints were crunching 😵‍💫💀 also yesss please to the dirty talk idea 😮‍💨

Ruby 🍉

It shouldn’t be marked as SFW, the giggles make me blush and smile lol

Meowoo

Revisiting the Moany award and of course it was August the brainy god himself said that it’d be fun to do a gym audio or a commute audio… please sir just do it!!! I spend two hours on my way on a daily basis you can have a whole bank of audios dedicated to driving/walking/bus-riding thoughts and I’d happily digest all of them…

JammyJam

Need to try that! Tho with august everything is bound to be a fave 😉

Borealis

This is it!!: https://x.com/0chinNsfw/status/1897744674359546324?t=LyIxi3j6600zX9q652GeVA&s=19

Deja

Nah nah it was really hot okay 😭😭😭😭

Deja

@Gabriella haha I just love when two of my hobbies collide 🔥I hope you like the book!

Thelnie

not the wii fit 😭

Anna 🦕🍀

Giggly August always puts a smile on my face :))) this also reminds me of a male WiiFit trainer fanart I've recently seen where he's helping a girl stretch and he just starts fucking her during the stretches lmaoooooo

Deja

There's quite a lot of fingers/thumb in listeners mouth audios... I cant actually name a single damn one as I tend to listen on an "autoplay the next DT" type thing! 😉 What I have started doing is my own "favourites" in my phones notebook app... Helps keep track a bit, when you find your favourites! 💕

Miss Nomer 💬

Am I the only one Googling even the slightest "kink"/erotica terms? 🤦‍♀️ How am I this naive?! 😂 😂 😂

Miss Nomer 💬

He really is rather... bendy!

Miss Nomer 💬

I literally cannot stop thinking about this and also don't know who I want to be the distractee and the distractor... All I know is these two are never gonna get to nationals this way, but they'll have an excellent time 🏋️💦

Gabriella 🥭

I can pretty comfortably hold the relaxed version (spread eagle) and can confirm the depth thing, but splits on top... how would you get any leverage for movement??? I agree, it seems like a party trick! Also, @Thelnie, this will be the *second* spicy book you have pushed me to read!!!! This cutesy morning stretch comment section has gone totally off the rails 😭 Separately, 🎵doing splits on it / call that the icebreaker / he's not sure if he can last / I say "time to meet your maker"🎵

Gabriella 🥭

😭😭😭 i know what you're talking about and its on my TBR! just got bumped up, actually 🧊

ky ❣️💌✨

According to a hockey/ice skating romance book I read, so you know, it’s totally legit, doing the splits while riding on top made the guy get even deeper and drove the guy wild. 📝🏒⛸️🤸‍♂️

Thelnie

Instead of a RambleF*p, we get a [RambleStretch]. Patreon police needs to take this audio down for inappropriate and indecent amounts of giggling and fumbling sounds anyway though.

Thelnie

@ky “hell yeah 👍🏼🤠👍🏼”

sarah 💫

"hey" [booty smack] "🤨 focus."

ky ❣️💌✨

listening again while i work bc im insane and the 6 min mark was such a jumpscare again mmfkfjfkd like WHOA. i thought this was a classy party!

ky ❣️💌✨

hahaha no you're totally right. i imagine it's more of a joke/party trick; like, "check this out 😏" and then you shift to something more comfortable for both of you 😭 that being said i've never done it lmaooooo flexible girlies tap in if this is a real thing that is enjoyable ☎️

ky ❣️💌✨

“doing the splits ON it is like, a whole other thing” it’s also a thing i’ve only just started hearing about. and im like wait IS this a thing??? i have a photo on my hinge of myself in the splits on the top of a mountain peak because it’s metal asf and i get messages saying “can you do this on top of me” and frankly. seems impractical. gimmicky. a party trick for a party of two. haven’t tried it. and while i would try it, i don’t feel like i GET it lmao

Anna 🦕🍀

UGH A SMIRKY YAWN…..grinding my teeth to keep from drooling actually. yesss precisely, “who’s gonna break first,” my favorite game!!!! 😍 could totally see some encouraging “cmon you can do it” talk morphing into “no no don’t look at me, focus” stuff 😵‍💫 there’s also a contrast at play between doing something that’s connecting you w your body (stretching) while also trying to ignore what it’s screaming for 🥴

sarah 💫

Whoa 😦. Love the potential for moving in opposite directions: Speaker/August becoming more focused on the countdown and increasingly withholding while Listener/we become(s) more distracted and disinterested in the activity....... I’m already annoyed thinking of Speaker’s “well now I don’t want to 🙄🥱. You were right, let’s focus on stretching”. Who's gonna break first?!

Gabriella 🥭

I’m joining the delulu club for both THTT flip/blackout fleshlight-flashlight AND hand kink to happen this year, winter soldiers never say die!!! ✊🏼🏴‍☠️❄️ I can deffo see it coming back as early access material, I always think about how spank therapy was an idea for years before it came to fruition so there’s always hope 🕯️ OMG how rad, what a treat to reunite w friends and cool places! I’ve only been to England once and it was so much fun, have a lovely trip! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

sarah 💫

Speaking of free use as self care….a free use stretching DT (or scripted audio) could be fun perhaps 🥸 listener needs to hold the stretch for [X] seconds even tho Speaker keeps *distracting* them? Maybe there’s even a countdown?? Bonus points if you work in a “two thumbs up” joke in there somewhere…

sarah 💫

Lmao funny you say that because if hand kink wasn’t an option, I would be campaigning for TCNTT🫡 but when I saw the poll results, it had the least votes 😭 and hand kink doesn’t pop up too often. It’s gotten some love since then so I’m hoping my campaigning has changed some minds 🤞 & c’mon dude, it’s August…he doesn’t miss. BUT I see & appreciate your efforts 👏 THTT IS one of my favorites and omg the fleshlight idea is ✨genius✨ what a great uno reverse on the original! Staying delulu for 2025, I have hope both will return 🥹🫶

DivineFeminine

This was so helpful, i appreciate this! 🥰 will absolutely listen to your recommended audios and try out the search feature. Have a luc-ky day! 🍀😍

Borealis

This might actually work in our favor by turning TCNTT into a barrel-aged audio 🤔...

Gabriella 🥭

hahaha add it to my file 📁 and YES i think in the past he's done the switcheroo when the poll winner seems to have ~broader appeal so he can do something a lil riskier concept-wise for the exclusive hehe. not that im expecting anything crazy!!! (well, yes! but not necessarily concept-wise) like yall know id be happy if we got 2 f2l fun n flirty ones, im just theorizing 🧐

ky ❣️💌✨

Let us enjoy the man’s flexibility

August Winter

Those giggles 🫠

Sarah

This makes me want a personal trainer audio.

Marcy Aberder

when we finally do get a [hand kink] audio you’re going to be one of the first people I cheer for! haha bc I think I remember you saying that a scenario with it lost in the first moans poll you ever voted in + you’ve been hoping to hear it ever since?! if TCNTT hadn’t been in the mix, you know I would’ve been rallying hard for #3 with you! staying delusional, [hand kink] audio will happen in 2025 (it’s on my bingo card so!!) 🕯️🧎🏻‍♀️

rachel 🍓

I’m truly impressed + obsessed w this new ✨ky lore✨ that you can do the splits!! and omfg, you’re SO right that when the exclusive poll winner becomes the early access, something especially freaky + creative could be cooking… I’m ready! 🍽️👹

rachel 🍓

@sarah: exactlyyy!!! 😈 [JOI] is the natural erotic expansion for this concept imo! I’ve been super intrigued by the possibilities for activity-specific audios after the brief chat about it on the Moanys stream. A stretching DT would be such a fun way to experiment with that premise and expand on the [dirty anxiety talk], relaxation + nsfw content combo of DT #18! ugh I’ll be donning mourning dress Victorian era style for the rest of March to mark the grave loss of TCNTT 💔🥀🪦 jk jk but oof. I’m with you in hoping the core ideas make a comeback in any scenario while also keeping a candle burning for TCNTT’s resurrection. like I said in the poll comments, maybe he’ll pull a Spank Therapy + just make it the early access someday?? delulu wishful thinking but I *really* do love your THTT flip x my blackout + flashlight/fleshlight visions for toy on M w pleasure domme! never say never! 🥲🕯️ and good memory, yes, I’ll be in England next weekend! I’m really excited since I haven’t been properly back for a visit since I lived there! so many old haunts + pals to see! thank you for the well wishes! 💗 @aronight83: YES, you see the vision with Sarah + I! manifesting that it’ll appear as a DT sometime this spring! 🕯️🤞🏼 @ky: hate to admit I’ve never laughed during a post-workout cooldown until this audio… was 100% got by the goofiness + him chuckling at himself 🙄 🎯

rachel 🍓

“Push your pussy towards the floor” “I knew this would be thirst trappy” with the giggle “If your goal is to do splits on it” August….BYE “You’re gonna get on all fours for me” why I oughta!!!!! 😭🙄 It’s actually painful to know that you also wanted number 2 to win!! I guess you technically answered the question I asked about it when you said it’s coming so I guess I will be patient and wait. 🧍‍♂️

Cait

The chokehold movement by David has on men needs to be studied

R

omg just remembered you can search! i just tested it and there are many, many results 🥰

ky ❣️💌✨

GOOFY🚨🚨🚨

ky ❣️💌✨

hi, welcome!! we typically just ask/answer questions here, there's no community chat so we just hang out in the comments! you can also dm august directly if you feel more comfortable! there are, thankfully, many many audios with fingers in mouths! off the bat i believe the bored + ignored DT and bj lesson? ☺️ surprisingly i cannot list them all off the top of my head (maybe one of the other gerls w a more encyclopedic memory can) but august is generally very thorough w tags, each title + description should note if there's [finger sucking] 🥰

ky ❣️💌✨

I'm new here, is there a place to ask questions? 1. Does August have a dirty talk audio where there's fingers in the listener's mouths? 2. An audio of that too actually? 3. I remember him saying "put your fingers in your mouth" while laughing in a dirty talk... what is it?

Borealis

Sex stretching but also stretching up for a big cock? 😄

Borealis

I could listen to you talk about how paint dries for a full hour and genuinely still be disappointed when the hour ends

mikmak

A JOI stretch would be perfect 🥹 AugustInTheWinter, hear our prayer 🙏

Borealis

this was a nice wind-down listen after pilates 🤸🏻‍♀️ - pilates trained me for this audio bc 75% of the time im horizontal and someone i can't see is describing a position + movement lol - i loved the kind ability/mobility talk 🫶🏼 - i can, for the record, do the splits 🤸🏻‍♀️ but doing the splits ON it is like, a whole other thing. that's a different skill set haha - "get onto all fours for me" hit a switch in my brain like the winter soldier 🌨️🫡 - "two thumbs up like 'hell yeah 😀👍🏼👍🏼'" me af - i love when you switch what we voted for to the early access and choose to do something else for the exclusive bc i feel like that's when you get extra freaky frog w it. yeehawgust vibes (or just. um. do one of the other poll options. whichever you feel inclined to explore 😌) - the dirty talk idea is. how many times can i use this emoji? 🤸🏻‍♀️🤸🏻‍♀️🤸🏻‍♀️🤸🏻‍♀️🤸🏻‍♀️🤸🏻‍♀️ yeah 😍

ky ❣️💌✨

Hold awwwn omg a [JOI] angle for a stretching DT would be perf, rachel!! esp bc it would be him telling the audience what to do w their bodies in the first place 🙆🏻‍♀️😏 I knewww you would share my grief for TCNTT coming in dead last, I’m holding a mourning ceremony and you’re cordially invited 😔🪦✉️ if anything, I just hope toy play for M + pleasure domme makes its way into future audios! Also omg an international trip, how exciting!!! I remember you mentioning going to the UK in last month’s stream, I hope you have a blast 🤩✈️🌏

sarah 💫

This was incredible. I loved the distortions in your voice from the effort of the stretches. Definitely not SFW though haha

Apex

@mimi: it definitely did!! and you deserve all the best too, my sweet angel~ 💖💖 @gabriella: stress truly manifests physically in strange ways!! but it's so fulfilling seeing people enjoying and wanting a piece of my art for their collections, so it was all worth it in the end!! 💖💖💖

alisha 🌱

thanks you guys it was literally unbelievable 😭 i wanted to go find them but i was a little worried because if they’re unhinged enough to do that i don’t wanna confront them lol. they did stop by two ish. I would post a video if i could - i did manage to get one where the musical stylings of this evil fuck are clear - but idk how on here. it was crazy tho.

Anna 🦕🍀

this is the level of clarity and explanation I need for all positions lollll

Mimi (she they)

@cait EXACTLY i know some VAs who do “write with me”s where it’s just them typing + brainstorming out loud which maybe sounds boring to some but i would eat that up! ⌨️ @mimi omgnfjfm “ok I’m gonna mix in some sauce now” = him layering wet sfx 😵‍💫

sarah 💫

YES!!!!

Cait

a “cook with me” but he’s actually just editing his next audio

Mimi (she they)

Fun way to switch up my morning ☀️ with this stretching audio than my usual mobility routine 🤸‍♀️ In my never-ending journey to stay flexy, it’s easy to push past discomfort and at times risking injury - so those gentle reminders in the audio were nice to hear. If you ever wanted a side gig, you could definitely be a stretching influencer. The nsfw commentary was a fun addition. Anybody else perk up hearing “and you’re gonna get on all fours for me”. Hahaha that’ll make you focus. A stretching DT would be insaneeee, please make it happen! 🙌😵‍💫 Excited to hear your pick on the exclusive audio! The poll results surprised me a bit, I thought # 2 would’ve won for sure after a second time in the polls. All four options were sooo good but I campaigned for the Hand kink audio because I feel like THTT remix and prostate play are two audios that’ll come back around eventually - especially after everyone going bananas over the anal audio?! At the end of the day, though, we’re happy with whatever you decide to go with. We trust your judgment completely, and we know that whatever audio you choose is going to be incredible. Thanks August! ✨

DivineFeminine

Omg a body doubling sfw audio when I have to get my admin work done for the week would be AMAZING

Cait

beautifully said 😌

Moira

I was already flushed and a bit breathless when I started this audio bc I used it as a cooldown stretch after a conditioning workout this morning, and then your little suggestive quips started… smash cut to me choking on a swig of water at “…if your goal is to do splits on it…”! Goofyyyyy. I laughed too hard at the disclosure that you were well aware that the exertion/breathing sounds made this a lowkey thirst trap but that being part of the concept’s appeal for you lmaoooo I respect the hustle! I also resonated a lot with your talk about consciously prioritizing non-exercise movement throughout the day for the sake of mood + creativity. I’m very lucky to live in a walkable city where I don’t need/have a car. Just going through the motions of living, I’m guaranteed substantial daily steps! When I wake up feeling off, my routine walk from apt -> subway -> office in the mornings reliably clears my head a bit. Being up and out in the world makes all the difference. With the spring equinox days away, I hope the weather is improving where you are and you’re able to enjoy time outside a bit more too! 🌸🪻🌷 It’s been a treat to hear you talk casually about the audios on the recent streams, so I really enjoyed the opportunity to hear a few thoughts about this month’s poll + future concepts! Bc I can’t resist digging into the audio talk: 🎧 PLEASE make a stretching DT omfg. After you mentioned playing with the “focus on the stretch” aspect, it started to take shape in my head as having similar instructional + teasing + praise/encouragement qualities to DT #24. I think it could be fun for a spicy stretching thing to evolve from guidance around how listeners should position themselves in certain ✨sexy✨ stretches -> teasing around getting worked up from/distracted by the suggestive physicality -> escalating to more explicit [JOI] and/or [JOE] by the end. An exploration of what it means to “fold” in every sense of the word!! 😏
 🎧 Seeing TCNTT rank last right now is my biggest moans poll heartbreak to date tbh lol. I am optimistic that its relative unpopularity this time around doesn’t mean you’ll write it off completely. All of the March scenarios are just too good! I’ll be holding onto the blackout + flashlight/fleshlight idea for the future. Regardless of seeing my beloved #1 lose so badly, I am stoked for the evocative rain audio! Flirty, [free use] for self-care + comfort is the supreme manifestation of that kink imo, plus the plot twist of it coming this week as the early access?! SO looking forward to what you’re going to create! 
 🎧 I had a hunch that #2 was your secret pick even though you gave more exposition to #4 if only bc you brought it back SO fast! haha I am in full support of you making an executive decision for the Exclusive this month - whether that means it’s the bratty msub ass play concept or something else entirely. I’ll be on an international trip + offline during the Exclusive drop weekend, and I’m amused by the likelihood that I’ll be showing up days late to a surprise scenario party in the comments! You’re notably generous with us in terms of input (which I appreciate ofc!) but at the end of the day it’s your sandbox. Broken record, but I am always game for when you claim your final say. Lest we forget, that’s how we got Loggust for Christmas last year!
 The lighthearted ease of the chat combined with the stretch routine’s gentle invitation to be relaxed in my body was a luxurious way to start the day! It’s early afternoon now and I’m still feeling so good, limber both physically and mentally. I’m keen to hear more relaxing, chatty, body doubling SFWs in the future for sure! Thanks so much, August! ☀️

rachel 🍓

I'm happy to help donate for a clip on mic. Hearing him struggling/getting hurt yesterday stressed me out 🤣

Samma

Before you hurt yourself trying to do the fully nsfw version of this audio (because I do want and need that) can we crowdfund a clip-on RODE mic or something for you 😭 actually stretched along with this today (after just rawdogging it with no video yesterday) and I can't imagine having to do all this while also speaking into a mic up above me 😅 anyway great audio as always, thank you for the reminder to do things to prevent our bodies from fully merging into our desk chairs 🫡

hc

Hold up….@Mimi mentioned something like this below but Your Cute Yoga Instructor Helps You Get In Downward Dog audio when?? 👀 🧘🏻‍♀️ “Better to feel at home in my body” YES that’s the exact sentiment that helps ground me and come back to myself when I’m stressed, love that phrase! 🏡 our homes might change or feel different at times but they’re still ours!✨ also in support of august answering the call coming from inside the house 📞 😳 every time he does what he wants I’m like oh shit I didn’t know I wanted that too but hell yeah!! 👍🏼 👍🏼

sarah 💫

@dana @cara it was like biting into a sandwich and getting a mouthful of sneaky jalapeño out of nowhere, where’d that COME FROM⁉️🌶️ omg yayyy team standing desk!!! The amount of times I actually forget I’m walking while working is so cool, it’s helped me so much with balance and stress relief! @gabriella lmaooooo “what if I included some spanking SFX while I tell them to assume downward dog in this SFW audio? How bout that?? 🤨” I’m so glad you could resonate with the “pain isn’t always progress” point! As someone who has masochistic tendencies, I totally relate 🫂 have a wonderful rest of your week gabriella!! <333

sarah 💫

HAHAH omg that truly sucks Anna, what the hell possessed that person to summon the windstrument spirits at such a rude hour 😒😔 I hope you got to rest!

sarah 💫

This should be illegal. Straight to jail.

Samma

It truly is!

Miss Nomer 💬

'Spicy jumpscare' just sent me lol. But also, standing desks and under-the-desk treadmills are lifesavers! I have both and they're the absolute best.

Cara 🫰

I ended up listening to this on my way to work on the bus, and it completely made my day! I didn’t sleep well the night before, but somehow this video was the perfect stress reliever, even without me stretching along. I was quietly giggling the whole ride, and thank god my mask was on so no one was giving me side-eyes. "Imagining August’s Position" is now officially my favorite mind game. Also, that stretching DT sounds delicious! I remember someone suggesting gym/athlete-themed audios, and honestly this might as well be it. Anyway, thanks again for blessing me with such a wonderful morning Mister Flexible XD

JammyJam

Awww I'm sorry your body was suffering. I'm so happy it went well, I hope you got lots of compliments and now have some time to rest 💗💗💗

Gabriella 🥭

Morning Talk #1: I believe in you, your best is good enough, you can do it! Morning Talk #2: What if I put truck backing up sounds in an audio with doggy?????? "Pain does not always mean progress", gotta write that down so I remember 😓. And +1 on the cooking audio!!! I hope you have a great rest of your week, sarah!

Gabriella 🥭

This is soooooo funny, but also omg I'm so sorry 😭. I hope you're asleep now and that you got to squeeze in a song request at least!

Gabriella 🥭

TFW you wander into a yoga class and realize your instructor is just trying to launch his stretching influencer TikTok, but he’s kinda hot, so you have a really great time anyway 😅 It was very very fun working out yesterday while watching the video and listening to your narration. Peak comedy. At various points, almost dropped a dumbbell on my toe. Today, I actually followed you, and that was really nice. I’m like @sarah and also tend to feel like it doesn’t count unless I’m feeling the burn, so your guidance was a lovely way to slow myself down and feel where I’m at right now. Better to feel at home in my body at lots of mobility levels, knowing full well it’ll be different in an hour and probably a little different tomorrow based on lots of variables! I am very excited for Friday's early access, and, for what it’s worth, your executive decisions and “doing whatever you want” have only yielded absolute smash hits in my household, so if something is calling to you, I selfishly say: pick up the phone 📶 I feel both energized and a bit flushed, so I’m ready to start my day! This was really cute and very silly (always welcome), thanks, August! Hope everyone has a week with many moments when you feel at home in your body 🌻♥️

Gabriella 🥭

alisha I hope it went well!!! you deserve nothing but the best, truly 💖💖

Mimi (she they)

"Trombone terrorist"!! 🤣🤣🤣

Miss Nomer 💬

1. I love your writing style in this, I dream of being this funny 2. send a link ?? tf? (only if you're comfortable with it, ofc) 3. you're braver than me because I would've echolocation'd my way to them to ask them to stfu

Mimi (she they)

I will in fact be listening to this at *night* tonight, and not in the morning. Why? Well, not simply for the enjoyment of an aitw sfw audio. No, friends. It is because at this, the delightful hour of 1 AM on 3/18/25, a kind and thoughtful human being somewhere in my neighborhood - within a block or two of me, exact location unclear - is sitting outside playing sporadic notes and not-quite-melodies on a loud and *very* out of tune WIND INSTRUMENT. They’ve been at it for almost two hours now. Occasionally they take a brief break to pull out their harmonica and play a real tune, but inevitably they rapidly return to playing the flat musical farts. I have taken videos and sent them to friends and family just to verify that I’m not completely losing it, y’all. I literally do not know what to do. It’s just me and my headphones and my loud fan against the pacific northwest’s very own trombone terrorist. Send help.

Anna 🦕🍀

Happy to help! 💕

Miss Nomer 💬

This is an addendum because I forgot to make the “going anal for anal” joke I was snickering about while I was writing the first part. Rip

Craw Daddy

Literally diabolical

Craw Daddy

Hm hm hm after reviewing the comment section maybe we leave talking about the poll on the poll post? Big fan of yalls comments always but definitely feeling like this home ain’t a home. Being a big time poll politician myself I’m all about a good old fashioned democratic throwdown but I just came here to stretch, not to feel guilty that the audio I voted for is in the lead 💀

Craw Daddy

[07:03] “Don’t come to me for like the, you know, the accurate times and stuff like that” We know 😭😭😭 [09:02] “ Definitely never recorded hanging upside down” ummmmm Cirque Du Soleil co-workers E2L audio when?!

Dana 💥

“Spicy jumpscare” sent me! 😂😂 agreed all his audios are super mindful and that’s what I love about them! I am here for the executive decision tbh I would SCREAM IF HE IGNORED THE POLL 😂😭 Standing desk was a life changer for me too! Got it from IKEA and it just so convenient I highly recommend everyone to get it! Not me imagining the body doubling audio with this man getting his boom arm everywhere with him I am wheezing 😭😭😭😭😭🫶🏼🫶🏼

Dana 💥

I am but a ghost👻

Samma

@Roxy: I need everyone to time stamp ALL THE MOMENTS😂🫶🏼

Dana 💥

Always so demure, always so mindful, Samma! ❤️

Dana 💥

August: hi everyone, welcome to this month’s SFW which is in the SFW collection bc it is SFW!! 🙂🧸😇 Also August: UR GONNA GET ON ALL FOURS FOR ME AND DO THE SPLITS ON IT 🤸🏻‍♀️👹 Spicy jumpscares aside, this was so soothing and fun; I esp loved the bit about not feeling bad if we can’t hold the stretch for as long as we want + letting go of that shame. I have a tendency to push myself until I feel the burn and this was a great reminder that gentility works too 🫶🏼 Pain does not always mean progress! Not sure if this would work w your living space but a standing desk + walking pad have helped me sooo much w incorporating more movement in my day to day. A walk outside is ideal but being able to walk + work on my computer has been a game changer, highly recommend!🚶🏻‍♀️✨ also always in support of an August Executive Decision, super stoked that the exclusive will be a surprise(?)!!! You probs already know this from all the pro-prostate comments lmao but we genuinely want you to do what YOU want to do. It’s always a blast when *you* have a blast! 🫵🏼 I remember ages ago, someone commented about a “body doubling” SFW and [stretch with me] made me wonder if you’d ever do a [wash dishes with me] or [fold clothes with me] SFW where you just ramble about a specific interest/topic while doing chores? OR A [COOK WITH ME] PERCHANCE….ihni how that would work w your mic lmao but ik I’d be way more inspired to do chores if you [talked us through it] 🧼🧺 thanks for this lovely, relaxing audio August, hope everyone has a great rest of the week! 🌼

sarah 💫

Omg @moira YES I was just thinking about how a body doubling audio would be so fun, including a Chef August audio‼️ a clip on mic would be really cool!

sarah 💫

selfishly, I want him to get a clip on mic bc I still want him to do @sarah’s suggestion of Cooking with August! and I feel like it would be easier with a clip on mic lol. new throne gift?

Moira

Straight out of a (SoundCloud) rap song istg

sarah 💫

But ... Am I wrong?

Samma

Not the AI mention 😭

Grace

mwah !!

Mimi (she they)

BROTHER. You have to get a clip on mic. This audio stressed me out so BAD picturing you hitting yourself with the boom mic or overstretching your knee or something lmaoooo. As a yogi, you cant play around with your joints and stuff.

GeauxGabby

"push your pussy towards the floor" bro 💀

adrian🍑

@sarah: aww thank you and i hope you had a fun and fulfilling day as well!! 🥰💖

alisha 🌱

Just a super friendly, not aggressive or confrontational reminder that this is a shared public space. So please be mindful of appropriate comments in the context your posting in. Also pronouns should always be respected. Mistakes happen unintentionally, so just do your best, and try to take polite feedback with grace. This community is very loving, supportive and kind so let's all try to be open minded, listen, learn and do better when we can. Most of us are humans, I'm pretty sure at least one person here in a definitely a very not real AI cis man... But the rest of us are just trying to enjoy this space safely. No one wants to feel excluded or shamed. Now... We kiss. (Consensually of course) 💋Muah

Samma

Is someone keeping a running list of the comment section wishlist for audios? Tantric massage/sex, something with Luke, part 3s to everything, etc etc

Sierrana89

Ooh Alisha how exciting!! I’m so glad you had a fun, fulfilling day selling at the market 💗

sarah 💫

All the non binary people and men in here like 🧍

roxy 🥀

oh hell yeah

sk

i’m greedy, i’m hoping for a scripted nsfw “stretch with me” audio 😭

Mimi (she they)

I can only speak for myself, but I'm definitely not a demon... I'm a witch. 👀

Samma

I didn't know it was British slang, but I think it still is good practice to be mindful of gendered language, especially because this is a forum where August is also super mindful of it. I said "repeatedly" to include the "ladies" in which you were also addressing me. Thanks for being open to being more mindful!

Mimi (she they)

@lauren & @roxy: thank you both so much!! i'm exhausted now but the day was fun and fulfilling!! 🫡💖

alisha 🌱

Hell yeah because pretty👏boy👏moans👏 But also just because August seemed to really want to do this one, so he should do it ¯\_(ツ)_/

Cara 🫰

YES a fully NSFW stretch with me as a dirty talk audio IS a genius idea!!!!

Violet 💜

deal! Also, for future reference, I do use she/they pronouns and would prefer not the be repeatedly referred to as "lady" ("ladies (gn) is cool for talking about a bunch of us together, though!)

Mimi (she they)

Waking up to a cutesy morning stretch talk from my favourite voice on the Internet is such a treat🥹 YES to NSFW stretch audios!!!!!! Wait, did he do the on all fours stretching 🤨 PROSTATE PLAY FOR EXCLUSIVE!!!!!! Now you know how to *cough* manipulate *cough* voters, August. You just write more.

秦词

Oh I see, I thought you meant in this audio lol. Yes time stamp them in the comments of those audios!! (I lurk so I'll see them and be on the lookout hehe)

Mimi (she they)

Not to be that girl... But maybe we should be a bit more SFW commenting in the SFW section of his content. Just to be respectful of people's boundaries?

Samma

Lmaoooo, I do take this as a sign that HBC just wants August to feel good abt doing whatever tf he wants, and if it happens to be giving us #2 for the exclusive… we won’t complain 👀

Moira

[6:08] 😹😭 that caught be off guard, this what I get for not reading tags

roxy 🥀

Wiggie i die😂

AlitaNYM

time stamp ?! i know he said “talk you through it” about an audio idea but “fuck you through it” ?! did i black out 😭

Mimi (she they)

When did he…?

Dana 💥

Stretch until your back snaps (positive) 🫰🏼🫶🏼

Dana 💥

For once my timezone works in my favour and I wake up to this! ✨ my crunchy spine thanks you for sharing and for the stretching video recs!

roxy 🥀

Have fun and all the best at your market Alisha!! ✨💕

roxy 🥀

“I haven’t started yet, maybe you have” sir… I’m sitting on the kitchen floor with my dogs because I don’t feel like standing to wait for my food to heat up😕

Gia

You DIDNT 😭😂💀 (I say as I sign it)

roxy 🥀

i’ve had a very chaotic and emotional last 24 hours so i’ll definitely be waking up earlier tomorrow before getting ready for class and doing this. this made my day by just listening to it tho. loved the way you stuck in that “get on all fours for me” 🙂‍↕️

raivvin

Miss Nomer 💬

Another thought on the stretchy audio actually if you wanted to do it as a NSFW audio would be to play it similar to the bj popsicle/let’s vibe audios. Kind of like the listener is showing/guiding their friend or even roommate (depending on why they’re stretching like is it home yoga or private gym workout) what they’re kind of prep is. Speaker starts getting distracted and more interested in how the listener’s body looks during the stretches and maybe even listener comes over to “help” speaker move deeper into a stretch prompting that contact. Then kind of make their fuck the “workout” with some listener flexibility in certain positions adding to the dirty talk.

M 🫧

nawt a petition 💀

raivvin

“Push your pussy towards the floor.” 😂 Need my instructors to be this transparent. To expand on your stretchy audio I think it would be hot to play into breath play a little bit for an audio, like even hearing how you’re subconsciously pacing your breathing to work around talking while stretching making it unintentionally more staggered prompted this thought, but especially after delving into your audios recently and hearing your breath hitch a few times got me thinking. Might be hot to kind of show the physical feat of a scene by showing that kind of intense breathing response when you’re trying to process what you’re feeling yk?

M 🫧

Definitely agree with this!

M 🫧

You know it! 🙌

Miss Nomer 💬

mimi you always fight for the people 😭 i love this

cheyenne ☕️

Haha! Brilliant! 😂

Miss Nomer 💬

YAY!!! I said that earlier! 💕 💕 💕

Miss Nomer 💬

You know what, absolutely, madam President. 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Sabina 🌹

ooo this is reminding me of a [gym crush][post workout stretching][cool down but it’s your hot gym crush] [public shower gym sex] idea i’ve had stewing in my brain for a while

mina

@Vi: absolutely delicious, Vi!

Dana 💥

@dana: “move over august, im in charge now!!” /j

Mimi (she they)

I WILL VOTE IN WHATEVER PETITION YOU COME UP WITH!!!!

Dana 💥

it’s democratic if there’s enough petition votes 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Mimi (she they)

as a person who loves yoga, i’m looking forward to actually stretching along with you tomorrow morning…. but listening to this today and all your spicy side comments has me fully into the idea of tantric sex audio??

cheyenne ☕️

Maybe you’ll sleep better after this idk👀

🌹💘Lauren 💘🌹

All the best of luck to you Alisha! You got this, I know you’re killing it already 💕

🌹💘Lauren 💘🌹

@Lauren next petition is for 50 backflips

Mimi (she they)

You could do the rain audio as the early access and prostate play as the exclusive. Democracy is great but I love a good curveball. 👀

Sabina 🌹

I CANNOT😭😭 MIMI PLEASE

🌹💘Lauren 💘🌹

I proudly voted 👍🏼 💯 this is no joke. It’s a serious matter! Thank you, MIMI!!!

Dana 💥

@Sabina the question is now “how many signatures before august takes it seriously and concedes” (me, assuming he will see this)

Mimi (she they)

I’m their lawyer, I support this motion.

DeJENerate

You may be joking but my signature is serious!

Sabina 🌹

That has seriously cracked me up!! You nutbag!! 😂

Miss Nomer 💬

ITS A JOKE (ITS DEMOCRACY AT WORK!!!)

Mimi (she they)

MIMI WHAT IS THIS 😭😭

nasa [is severely homesick] 🧸

sign if you're funny 😭

hexa

HAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!! 😂

Miss Nomer 💬

https://www.ipetitions.com/petition/prostate-play-for-the-patreon-exclusive THIS IS A JOKE!! (SIGN IF YOU'RE FUNNY, BUT THIS IS GENUINELY A JOKE... unless) ‼️ just learned this will disclose your country if you leave a comment on the petition, so be careful ‼️

Mimi (she they)

that sounds lovely, Lisa, that just became my plans for the evening! 🥹😊

Moira

Perfectly said 👍

Samma

Oh man, I hope he doesn't feel like a piece of meat to us. August does such a good job of being respectful, both in his audios and in "live interactions" (ie: streams), that it would be disappointing if we didn't return the favor. Most of the comments that I see are lighthearted and joking or thoughtful analyses so I really hope he knows that we know there is a real person behind the screen and we are mindful of it.

Mimi (she they)

If we ever form a band, this should be our name!

Miss Nomer 💬

tags include [is it hot in here or is it just you] [try not to pass out] and [don’t try this at home]

Mimi (she they)

make it hot yoga and we’re good to go 🙂‍↕️

Mimi (she they)

Miss Nomer 💬

it is for me !! i’m very much a gargorl

Mimi (she they)

gar-gorls (is this anything?)

little j

I was sure he was channeling his inner golden retriever but a pokéball makes total sense 😭😭😭

Dana 💥

be honest was the tennis ball a pokéball 🤨

Mimi (she they)

can confirm!

hexa

We are kinda both being....serviced??? How dare you put this thought into my brain you devious genius woman😭🤌

✨Vi✨

Take it easy? Take it back now y'all

prettygrlmoans

I legitimately said "Okay there, bud. Calm down!" Out loud. Alone in my room. 🤣🤦‍♀️

Samma

Tantric sex audio? Its basically just sexy yoga and deep breaths... Anyone? Anyone??!

Miss Nomer 💬

“IN FRONT OF MY SERVICED CAR??”

Dana 💥

Moira, warm bubble bath, wine, choons, a DT or 3, that'll sort you out! x

Miss Nomer 💬

i’m also sitting like a gargoyle at my desk!! #solidarity

Mimi (she they)

Safe For Work or Safe For What I…I…. *froze in a random Honda service center*

✨Vi✨

😦(with blush ofc) Literally my face right now.

✨Vi✨

[20:00] I cannot believe this man called his OWN suggestion “Genius” WE ARE HERE FOR THE CONFIDENCE 🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼

Dana 💥

me: my back hurts all the time also me: sitting like a gargoyle at my desk instead of following along with the stretches

little j

No, seriously. always! 😂 🙌

Miss Nomer 💬

[Mourning Stretch] fr fr

Dana 💥

Mourning your sleep schedule maybe

DeJENerate

Bless

DeJENerate

This? https://tenor.com/en-CA/view/anti-horny-spray-horny-spray-no-horny-gif-23226823

Dana 💥

The duality of this man. This is the same person that gives us insane stream of consciousness with DTs yet legit goes “Like the Beyoncé single ladies dance move” I CANNOT BREATHE! What a champ!

Dana 💥

Oh yay! I just started my physical therapy for a back injury today so this is the perfect addition. Thank ya thank ya.

Freya

“active and repetitive?” it’s called SE-

Mimi (she they)

@dana: mwah mwah mwah, i adore you!! 🥹💖

alisha 🌱

Take it easy! So proud of you!

Dana 💥

The sort of NSFW tag deserves the squirt bottle gif and I’m unable to find the link rn so this is going to symbolize the action.

DeJENerate

After having had my mouth stuffed for the past hour (at the dentist take it easy y’all), this was a nice surprise. [Sort of NSFW] I hate you LMAO! Is it still a morning stretch if it’s at 10 PM you guys? Asking for a friend *shifty eyes*

Dana 💥

definitely needed a stretching exercise audio today 🫡; i've been stressing and prepping to sell my art at a market today and my body has been SUFFERING as a result. looking forward to checking this out the moment the market closes 🤭💖

alisha 🌱

This isn’t a democracy! (P.S. there is at least one book club member who has “August ignores the poll” square sooooo)

hexa

Ahhh! Perfect timing as I’m starting a new morning routine lol😗🫡

rin🐰🤍

I just cackled

Cara 🫰

Preach 🙏

Ariadne_string

“I haven’t started yet maybe you have” August I haven’t moved anything but my finger to hit play

Craw Daddy

also doing a stretching DT is a million dollar idea like actually

kenna

August! Tantric sex audio??! There ya go, its a virtual buy one get one free! x

Miss Nomer 💬

That made me laugh out loud!! :D

Miss Nomer 💬

everyone back tf up when I pull out the 👍🏼😀👍🏼 during doggy

wiggie

Miss Nomer 💬

Literally perfect timing and perfect addition to my daily lunchtime WFH stretch routine. So silly, so chaotic. No notes ✌️ Also, the mention of an exercise/stretching dirty talk audio, sir? Hello???

Cara 🫰

I needed this today

Chris Cox

The perfect incentive for night owls 🦉🦉🦉 reminds me of the days that i actually had a morning… but it’s a great chance for us nocturnal creatures to enjoy the morning breeze again! Thanks August you’re truly the sunshine of our lives ☀️🌻😎

JammyJam

this coming out when my back has been hurting all week omg this is exactly what I needed 💆‍♀️happy Monday yall !!

kenna

Ahhh another morning talk! 🙌☀️Movement by David is 10/10. His mobility routines are one of my daily go-tos 🔁 🤸‍♀️

DivineFeminine

🤗 This is a lat stretch 😃😃 😏😏And you’re gonna get onto all fours for me 😈

Sierrana89

we DO love a free use vibe as self care! mein Gott

Lauren 🍒

the first morning talk was such a treat so I cannot wait for this😌

wiggie

[suggestive stretching] oh????

sarah 💫

the silliness + light chaos of the stretching bit in Morning Talk #1 is delightful ahhh I’m so jazzed for this stretching-focused second installment! I WFH on Tuesdays + I’ll def be doing this post-workout tomorrow AM🫡🧘🏻‍♀️

rachel 🍓

your laughs are so cute lol

mina

this is *exactly* what I need after leg day + not sleeping super comfortably last night😊

Moira

Hope you included the stretch screams this time 🤠🗣️ I was *just* listening to the morning stretch audio the other day, super excited for this pt 2! Happy Monday y’all ☀️

sarah 💫

Everybody say ooooh big stretch!

prettygrlmoans

Yay!!! I *love* Morning Talk #1 and am currently working out, spectacular timing 💪🏿💗

Gabriella 🥭

Let's a go 🧘‍♀️ I'll listen to this while I make dinner with my cat haha

riri

Just when I need the most

✨Vi✨

‼️‼️‼️ im WORKING but i WILL be back for suggestive yoga later 🫡🥰🤸🏻‍♀️🤸🏻‍♀️🤸🏻‍♀️🤸🏻‍♀️

ky ❣️💌✨

This couldn't have come at a better time in my life.

Samma

RIGHT ON TIME

Craw Daddy