September 2024 Schedule
Added 2024-09-06 17:52:10 +0000 UTCHi everyone!
Pumped for the month and for the oncoming fall. I just recorded the Dirty Talk for the month, so that'll be out later tonight, in the evening Central time.
Going to attempt to do some writing for the script for the early access audio on mic, and make that the SFW audio, since that's been widely requested, but I feel like it could easily not make for interesting content, so we'll see.
Poll out this weekend, going to be a quick one though.
Take care,
august 🌨️
EDIT: Hi everyone! Just switching somethings around as we hit mid-month here. I've decided to make the audio we released last Friday (More Than Cuddling with Your Sweet Friend) the early access, since I think this upcoming genre audio is better suited for an exclusive than Reddit. I've also decided to release the SFW and the audio basically together, since the SFW is a behind the scenes of writing it and I don't want to spoil the audio.
September Schedule (Subject to Change)
- Friday, September 6: Dirty talk audio (murmurs + moans)
- Friday, September 13: Early access audio (All tiers)
- Friday, September 27: SFW behind-the-scenes writing audio (moans) and Patreon exclusive audio (murmurs + moans)
Comments
Whatever it is, we are so gonna be well fed tonight 😭
Dana
2024-09-27 17:20:31 +0000 UTCPausing briefly from clapping and jumping up and down shouting, “GENRE! GENRE! GENRE!”. I can’t stop thinking about @aliyah 🧸's comment in DT #6 about a "role-reversal of the typical 'fucking in a dressing room' scenario where the listener is the one getting off to seeing the speaker all dressed up". Walk with me… A gentleman thief (Selina Kyle, Carmen Sandiego type) breaks into a young widow's mansion. Obviously, he's dressed to the nines. He assumed it would be some defenseless old lady or a lady who lunches out for a passeggiata, but he's met with an extraordinarily wealthy and sexually frustrated L who did NOT kill her husband!!! Sure, he was soooo boring, and he wasn’t into any of the stuff she was, it was agony waiting for the poison to kill him. I mean…. for the gradual progression of his illness to finally let him rest, bless his soul. So naturally, this L is ogling the Speaker like a Looney Toon. Who’s the hunter, who’s the prey vibes. I don’t know. Back to clapping! 🎊
Gabriella 🥭
2024-09-25 22:21:39 +0000 UTCI hope the genre audio is spies!!
Saph
2024-09-22 16:56:23 +0000 UTCI'm so hype having just pored over the genre collection. *And* there is the potential for discussing research, I am positively giddy!
Gabriella 🥭
2024-09-19 22:49:46 +0000 UTCI had an audible response when it popped up on mine
Heather
2024-09-19 22:49:42 +0000 UTCChat is it wild I’m *almost* more excited for the writing BTS of the genre audio than for the actual audio itself? 🫣📝 Writing BTS has been my most coveted SFW + it being on a genre audio? Beyond what I could’ve wished for! More than happy to wait an extra week for a double scoop of AITW genre content! 💕🍦
rachel 🍓
2024-09-19 22:29:28 +0000 UTCOOOOOH we are going to be so well fed next week aren’t we?😭🔥🔥❤️❤️ You make me so happy, August! Hope you’re taking care of yourself!
Dana
2024-09-19 21:43:15 +0000 UTCI feel like the clearest indicator that a SFW audio will be interesting is that August assumes it won't be interesting hahahahaha 😂 Looking forward to the SFW and the exclusive! 🙌🙌🙌
Ruth Hope 🩷
2024-09-19 21:33:31 +0000 UTCAND BEHIND THE SCENES?? YES!!
Goose
2024-09-19 21:23:16 +0000 UTCGENRE AUDIO GENRE AUDIO!!!!!!!!!
Goose
2024-09-19 21:22:06 +0000 UTCI love a good behind-the-scenes!! 😁
twillow43
2024-09-19 21:20:55 +0000 UTCLooking forward to both audios next week! 🫶🏽
phonons
2024-09-19 21:10:37 +0000 UTCNot me getting excited when the [EARLY ACCESS] notification popped up on my phone 😅
phonons
2024-09-19 21:09:33 +0000 UTCi feel like the last time this happened was yeehawgust and look at me. i'm still recovering
a muppet christmas ky-rol 🌟🎄🎁
2024-09-19 21:08:38 +0000 UTCidk why but switching (!) which audio is early access v. exclusive is always so exciting to me. like omg he's scheming. also writing bts yayyyy 🫶🏼
a muppet christmas ky-rol 🌟🎄🎁
2024-09-19 21:05:29 +0000 UTCNope. In a week. But double the pleasure 😉
Lena
2024-09-19 21:05:08 +0000 UTCslay
Eden
2024-09-19 21:03:45 +0000 UTCTomorrow 🧎🏻♀️➡️🧎🏻♀️➡️
Ninik
2024-09-19 20:01:47 +0000 UTCHAPPY FRIDAYYYY (praying we still get an audio today🫣)
key
2024-09-13 17:23:56 +0000 UTCi had a hot (non-friend) physical therapist one time, it was awful 😭 so stressful lmao congrats on your hip surgery and healing! wishing you a speedy recovery! i had hip surgery in summer 2018 and it was awesome. i told everyone how great it was in the fall when i was back at school doing recruitment w my sorority (bc you talk to like ten million people about what you did over the summer) and everyone was like “haha funny joke” and i was like no im SO serious. i needed it and being able to walk without pain for the first time in years was such a gift fr
A 🦕🩷
2024-09-13 09:26:24 +0000 UTCOmg writing session with August??? Sign me the fuck up ✍️ can’t wait!
roxyyy
2024-09-10 13:23:56 +0000 UTCI unsubbed for financial reasons, realized that I'd miss this month's SFW so I subbed again!!!!!!!!!! The talent of this man!!!!!!
Saph
2024-09-10 10:51:13 +0000 UTCSo I recently had hip repair surgery and I’ve been doing physical therapy during the recovery process. Let me be clear…It is a professional thing, it’s for my recovery and that is that. In no way am I attracted to my therapist, he is just doing his job to get me back on my feet. But it did get me thinking since I listen to these audios based around fantasy… if my physical therapist was a guy friend of mine, with the way they need to touch and massage, and I enjoyed the hands… physical therapy could easily become physical intimacy. If someone else has put this idea out there, you rock and kudos to you. But if no one has… F2L … F goes to physical therapy and discovers that her therapist (M) is a good friend of hers. They get along, never wondered too much about a physical relationship, but suddenly her feeling his hands and him feeling her body sparks something. Obviously they keep it professional but F can’t shake it so she calls M to come over to her place for some “additional PT and guidance.” [insert escalation]. There could be an element of mdom but also an element of care there.. M “knows best” when it comes to ensuring pleasure but also managing her comfort. Also it is important to note that the trust is there due to the established friendship, so no stranger danger, of course.
Liz M
2024-09-09 19:29:25 +0000 UTCAnd so the ‘ber months begin and my birth month! It’s Virgo season, bitches (respectfully)! Looking forward to Friday the 13th audio. Let’s fucking go!!!
sk8rgirl
2024-09-07 06:03:56 +0000 UTCCo signing the baristaaaa omg ☕️
roxyyy
2024-09-07 00:22:45 +0000 UTCHappy birthday, PlantKittyWitchBaby!!
August Winter
2024-09-07 00:04:20 +0000 UTCdon’t know what type of audios i’ll be expecting but i will be waiting🤝🏼
amy
2024-09-06 23:38:54 +0000 UTCcan't wait to hear the dirty talk
Claire
2024-09-06 23:36:01 +0000 UTCDIRTY TALK TONIGHT??? MY GUY…. omfg
erin 🤸♂️
2024-09-06 23:12:52 +0000 UTCFriday the 13th for the exclusive?!?!? Oh I am so READY 🪄🧙♀️🧹
✨️ Lola ✨️
2024-09-06 22:54:07 +0000 UTCI’m seated
kenna
2024-09-06 21:01:03 +0000 UTCYay! So excited for September! Can't wait for the SFW audio! You can choose to sing the alphabet and it'll still make for great content 🫡👏
Aquatic_Chimera
2024-09-06 20:53:20 +0000 UTCVery excited for the SFW! Hope everyone has a great month! 🙏
Ruth Hope 🩷
2024-09-06 20:42:10 +0000 UTCI’m happy to help! And yay for being a fellow dualie! Having 2 passports makes me feel like I have an alter ego or something sometimes! haha I relate in not necessarily wanting to relocate to my other country (my whole life is in the US rn!), but I do love Canada, visit frequently, and all my extended family is there. Having legal status and a family base has been reassuring in these uncertain times. For now though, I’d like to keep my Canadian flex limited to advising friends on the best snacks to buy when they cross the border! 😅
rachel 🍓
2024-09-06 20:26:08 +0000 UTCThank youuu! Seeing how the sausage is made makes me appreciate the butcher and the sausage more, so I’m really looking forward to the SFW. At least if you feel like it’s not up to your standards, you have an impassioned reading of the phone book as a Plan B that we’d all be thrilled about. Finally the superior season begins. Happy Autumn, everyone🍁!
Gabriella 🥭
2024-09-06 20:12:55 +0000 UTCBy the skin of my teeth tbh
Gabriella 🥭
2024-09-06 20:05:33 +0000 UTC“Some people can read War and Peace and come away thinking it's a simple adventure story. Others can read the ingredients on a chewing gum wrapper and unlock the secrets of the universe.” I think it would be a riveting albeit short audio! I don’t know why I never thought about it, but *of course* many of the people here are writers. How fun!
Gabriella 🥭
2024-09-06 20:04:58 +0000 UTCHappy birthday!!
Gabriella 🥭
2024-09-06 19:59:48 +0000 UTCOoh, i moved in the spring and totally forgot about this! I missed the May election because of it so this is a really good reminder. I’m also a dual citizen (us/uk) and while I don’t want to move there (it’s too cold!!), it’s nice knowing I could lol
A 🦕🩷
2024-09-06 19:58:53 +0000 UTCstopppp local cutie baristas are entirely too easy to fantasize about I would die 😵💫☕️🍵 Edit: if speaker says “do you take…cream…?” I will be doing backflips
sarah 💫
2024-09-06 19:58:41 +0000 UTCyay!! (@ everything)
a muppet christmas ky-rol 🌟🎄🎁
2024-09-06 19:42:41 +0000 UTCoooh i'm so excited for the writing process sfw audio!! the audio process sfw has always been one of my most revisited sfw audios, so i have a feeling this one will be one i'll frequently replay!!~ hope your summer and vacation went well!! 💖✨️
alisha 🌱
2024-09-06 19:39:25 +0000 UTChappy birthday!! 💖
alisha 🌱
2024-09-06 19:36:13 +0000 UTCHappy birthday! 🎉🎉🎉
nan nan 🎉🎆🥳🍾
2024-09-06 19:29:53 +0000 UTCOh and congrats to everyone; we all survived another 8th month of the year.
Thelnie
2024-09-06 19:17:55 +0000 UTCYour next audio could be you reading a dictionary and I’d still listen…
nan nan 🎉🎆🥳🍾
2024-09-06 19:05:43 +0000 UTCAugustines! I love that nickname for us 😫😫❤️❤️❤️
Dana
2024-09-06 19:01:27 +0000 UTCOhhhh a Barista?! I’d buy my coffee / matcha everyday ☕️
DivineFeminine
2024-09-06 18:50:51 +0000 UTCA script writing audio AM I DREAMING?? We’ve prayedddd for times like this‼️🙏🏼 as far as it not being “interesting,” you could read the back of a gum wrapper and we’d be enraptured. But also! Idk if any other writers here can relate but just *knowing* someone else is writing/brainstorming at the same time can be inspiring and kick me into gear so a “body doubling/typing/write with me” route could also be fun 👩🏻💻✍🏼 In any case, happy fall and what an exciting month ahead! 🍂
sarah 💫
2024-09-06 18:45:32 +0000 UTCSo excited for the fall season and fall content!! 🍂🍁 also, I know us Augustines need to collectively go outside and touch some grass, but if you wanted to do another masked man audio around Halloween, I promise we would get year-round use out of it! 🥺🎃 kthanksloveubye
Aimee 🦋
2024-09-06 18:33:34 +0000 UTCI’m 99.33, repeating of course, percent sure your script processes sfw will be interesting to us.
Thelnie
2024-09-06 18:32:49 +0000 UTCOmg I’m excited for this SFW that sounds really fun! Love the ~behind the scenes~ content
Jillian
2024-09-06 18:25:57 +0000 UTCThe devil works hard but you work harder!!! 💪🔨 Hope your vacation refreshed your body and mind!!!!!!
Saph
2024-09-06 18:24:27 +0000 UTCOoh we getting a treat tonight 😮💨❤️ can’t wait for this month’s audios, especially the SFW one! Believe me when I say, anything you make is insanely talented and we’d always be interested! Hope you’re taking care of yourself! STAY HYDRATED!
Dana
2024-09-06 18:23:33 +0000 UTCHooking Up with the Cocky Barista After a Bad First Date? 🍂☕️🪵
Saph
2024-09-06 18:20:32 +0000 UTCA SFW audio on your writing sounds fabulous!!!!!!
Saph
2024-09-06 18:18:06 +0000 UTCAhhh a writing-oriented SFW audio is top of my SFW audio wishlist! ❤️ Totally hear that it’s an experiment and might not pan out, but so excited to see that you’re giving it a go! 🤞🏼 Also unrelated to audios, but I feel it’s my civic duty lol - any fellow Americans here: please check your voter registration and make sure it’s up to date this month - especially if you moved recently (this was me!) and/or had a change to your ID. Deadlines for the 11/5 Election vary by state, but some are as soon as EARLY OCTOBER! You can register/update reg at https://vote.gov. It’s really quick and really important! I know the genuinely precarious balance of the “American experiment” rn is fucking scary. I’m sure I’m not alone in feeling burdened by how staggeringly existential it feels. It’s wild to me that my status as a dual Canadian/American citizen (born and raised in the US to Canadian parents) has become seen as a privilege of sorts since 2016… bc if needed, I could easily “flee to Canada” as many have ominously joked 🙃. Remember you can do *something* by going to the polls in November. Secure that iconic “I Voted” sticker, besties! 🗳️🇺🇸🦅🫡 [[August if this PSA is not appropriate for comments, please let me know and I’ll remove it ASAP. The last thing I want is to misuse the wonderful forum we have here!]]
rachel 🍓
2024-09-06 18:14:02 +0000 UTCOooh can't wait for the SFW audio!
rae
2024-09-06 18:11:23 +0000 UTClet’s goo 🥳
cumbo feds
2024-09-06 18:00:07 +0000 UTCOhhh!! Happy Birthday to me!! 🤩🥳🤩 Thanks for the gift, August! 🥰
PlantKittyWitchBaby
2024-09-06 17:58:36 +0000 UTCLooking forward to those drops 🤩
Amy 🌙
2024-09-06 17:57:06 +0000 UTCwoohoo thanks august ☺️
kiara✨
2024-09-06 17:56:39 +0000 UTChappy fall everyone! actually really excited for it to get chilly 🍂 I’m really looking forward to that SFW audio, but also I would sit and listen to August talking about his grocery list. What I can say, I just like to hear him talk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Moira
2024-09-06 17:56:36 +0000 UTCThe exclusive before the early access is a nice change
Kizø
2024-09-06 17:56:11 +0000 UTCHappy September August! Can’t wait for more exciting content (✪ω✪)
JammyJam
2024-09-06 17:55:42 +0000 UTCyippee!!
chlo 🩰
2024-09-06 17:54:48 +0000 UTC
