August 2024 Schedule
Added 2024-08-13 22:59:38 +0000 UTCHi everyone!
Thanks for your patience with the scheduling, I wasn't sure how this month was going to shake out because of a bit of travel later on.
I think this is what it's going to look like. SFW audio is out for moans (a morning/wake-up audio) and the early access should be out at the end of this week, I think you're going to dig it, it's another summery outdoor audio, but F2L this time.
Then our sequel for the exclusive at the end of the month!
Take care,
august 🌨️
August Schedule (Subject to Change)
- Friday, August 9: SFW audio (moans)
- Friday, August 16: Early access audio (All tiers)
- Friday, August 23: Dirty talk audio (murmurs + moans)
- Friday, August 30: Patreon exclusive audio (murmurs + moans)
Comments
Extremely well put. August’s creativity and constantly evolving craft are such a joy to experience.
Rose S.
2024-09-04 19:25:30 +0000 UTCHaving gathered a few more of my brain cells after the Instant Classic that is your 50th, I have to say how impressive it is that, across the August audios, you wove in many of the elements we described loving/being driven crazy by in the poll post as well as some classic moments from the Club Classics! Yearning, phone sex, toys, a Mean M, a goofy unhinged M, risky exhibitionism, ass play, “long as you don’t get too loud”, MMF, etc etc. And all while doing new things with these elements and not sacrificing your own creative integrity. That's very cool, and I assume it was also quite difficult! Thank you!!! 💗
Gabriella 🥭
2024-09-03 00:14:23 +0000 UTC@A🦕 omg i feel very lucky my market’s prices aren’t crazy crazy! My lettuce was $5, and I also got lots of eggplant and basil and squash and wonderful cheese!! Shoutout to Boxcarr Cheese! 🧀
Gabriella 🥭
2024-08-31 22:07:57 +0000 UTCExactly. Great time to reacquaint yourself with Spank Therapy Bestie or Third Date Breeder 💗, night lovelies!!!
Gabriella 🥭
2024-08-31 02:38:52 +0000 UTCSo I’m a weird little anxious worry wart, and noticed no post yet - which historically in the past you would have posted or given us an update. I’m well aware you are not obligated to tell us anything, however, I genuinely hope you’re ok and safe my friend!
JanuaryEmbers1313
2024-08-31 02:36:41 +0000 UTCTake your time, dude. This isn’t the ER; we can wait, and we’ll be delighted whenever the audio comes out. ❤️
Rose S.
2024-08-31 02:36:16 +0000 UTCOooh what are you getting at the farmers market? I went to my closest one the other week and was shocked by the prices 😭 $6 for a small bunch of broccolini, $7 bags of lettuce that will go bad the next day. But it’s all SO good.
Anna 🦕🍀
2024-08-31 02:33:28 +0000 UTCWe’re excited but also patient! Take your time and do what you gotta do 💚
hexa
2024-08-31 02:32:06 +0000 UTChope you’re ok!! soo excited for whenever:)
jazz🌻
2024-08-31 02:31:02 +0000 UTChope everything’s okay king 🫶
kira ✨
2024-08-31 02:22:20 +0000 UTCI keep refreshing Patreon lol! I can’t wait to listen to his beautiful voice! No rush tho August! If you have to postpone we will be patient good girls 🤭😍🥰
Little•Miss•Good•Girl
2024-08-31 02:13:47 +0000 UTCUsually 2-3 PST tbh (at least for the last few audios).
✨️ Lola ✨️
2024-08-31 02:04:18 +0000 UTCI agree with you Rose. I assume this must be a monster of an audio, especially as a sequel, I can’t imagine the nerves!
Gabriella 🥭
2024-08-31 01:50:23 +0000 UTCI’m always asleep when he posts, what time does August usually drop the audio?
Emily curnane
2024-08-31 01:49:47 +0000 UTCI even have work in the morning but I NEED this audio before I sleep in order to have a nice sleep
Emily curnane
2024-08-31 01:48:58 +0000 UTC@Dana Haha, my assumption was that it must be nerve-wracking rather than ego-boosting, but I’m perpetually behind on things and stressed out about it so maybe that’s my bias 😬
Rose S.
2024-08-31 01:44:32 +0000 UTCIt’s almost 5 AM and I wanna go back to sleep but I know my luck, as soon as I sleep, he will drop it 😂💔
Dana 💥
2024-08-31 01:42:27 +0000 UTCAs we sit here and wait like the polite 😇 angels that we are, I have a question for you all: what about August (and these audios) that make us drool 🤤 so damn much?!?
✨️ Lola ✨️
2024-08-31 01:36:59 +0000 UTCOmg @Gabriella you got it right. We ARE being edged. Ugh, the ego boost he must be getting from this 😂🫠💔🔥
Dana 💥
2024-08-31 01:28:37 +0000 UTCAfter this audio is out, I will need to be sedated. Please ✍️ my on one of those darts 🙏
✨️ Lola ✨️
2024-08-31 01:28:20 +0000 UTCThe villagers have tranq darts. We’ve done our due diligence! 🐺
Gabriella 🥭
2024-08-31 01:26:11 +0000 UTCHe is the master at edging us 🫠 the sun has set and I'm chaining myself to the walls of my cave, ready for that full turn 🐺⛓️⛓️
✨️ Lola ✨️
2024-08-31 01:20:24 +0000 UTCIt’s 2:18 am here, I’m so tired but I can’t sleep without hearing what’s to come
Emily curnane
2024-08-31 01:19:11 +0000 UTCOoo we’re being edged. It’s psychosexual 4D chess. I get it, I get it 🙂↕️
Gabriella 🥭
2024-08-31 01:18:05 +0000 UTCRise and grind culture has gone too far! 😔
Gabriella 🥭
2024-08-31 01:14:41 +0000 UTCStrap in, it's gonna be a *long* night 🤒🤕
✨️ Lola ✨️
2024-08-31 01:12:50 +0000 UTC🤣 yesss take August to the farmer's market with you 😆 🍑🍆
✨️ Lola ✨️
2024-08-31 01:12:13 +0000 UTC@Gabriella You HAVE to. You MUST 😢😪
Rose S.
2024-08-31 01:11:35 +0000 UTCIt’s 4 AM here and I’ve been checking every hour since 11 PM. It is insane😭🔥
Dana 💥
2024-08-31 01:04:35 +0000 UTCI was just thinking, “if I have to listen to this at the farmers market tomorrow morning, I will not be Okay™️”. Have to… like it’s my job 🤦🏿♀️. So yes, a normal time over here!
Gabriella 🥭
2024-08-31 01:03:16 +0000 UTCSitting here stuffing my face with 🍿 and (re)listening to spies, torturing myself like 👁🫦👁
✨️ Lola ✨️
2024-08-31 00:49:09 +0000 UTCHere I am checking every five seconds. I get off work at 8. Scheduled a bathtub date with August hope he isn't late. 🤣🤣🤣
Cheyenne Dziadosz
2024-08-31 00:40:18 +0000 UTCSo normal it's scary 😨
Cheyenne Dziadosz
2024-08-31 00:39:08 +0000 UTCSo so normal 🫡
✨️ Lola ✨️
2024-08-31 00:31:33 +0000 UTCI was just gonna say — how we all doing here? Having a normal one? Me too 😇
Rose S.
2024-08-31 00:20:58 +0000 UTCI keep coming back and checking like the addict that I am 🫠🙃
✨️ Lola ✨️
2024-08-31 00:14:59 +0000 UTCIM OFF WORK IM READY AUGUST🫡
key
2024-08-30 19:43:19 +0000 UTCLuckily these audios come out at like 11 PM my time so I end up in the living room with my headset on my ears as my jaw on the floor 😂🫠🔥
Dana 💥
2024-08-30 16:25:58 +0000 UTCAll efforts are futile, just cancel your Friday plans 😭
Gabriella 🥭
2024-08-30 15:41:30 +0000 UTCI’m gonna listen to the dirty talk and the first don’t call me daddy, and I know I still won’t be ready 😭😭😭😭🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠
Dana 💥
2024-08-30 14:37:02 +0000 UTCEntering a state of psychosexual readiness for tomorrow 🧘🏿♀️
Gabriella 🥭
2024-08-30 02:56:06 +0000 UTC3 more days until we get more of “Daddy”. I need to mentally prepare myself *Submits sick leave request* 😂
Dana 💥
2024-08-27 13:45:43 +0000 UTCOh my god, yeah. I usually use my phone but on desktop this is a nightmare
Pail
2024-08-21 23:16:11 +0000 UTCunrelated, but does anyone else haaate the patreon update to how the comments load? i only use desktop not the app but it suuuucks now
Rya Li
2024-08-18 19:20:20 +0000 UTCconsidering to upgrade just so I can vote for quarantine boy, I need closure 😭
Cindy
2024-08-16 07:50:01 +0000 UTCYayyy thank you I appreciate it 🫶!!! I admire those who can vote for only one! Everything August makes is good but four of these are some of my all time favs 😭
Gabby
2024-08-16 05:34:06 +0000 UTCthe poll options are: fucked by your best friend’s younger brother after a girls’ night, your tutor makes sure you don’t get distracted from studying, quarantine phone sex with the boy next door, trapped in your asshole friend’s tent, stop fucking calling me d*ddy, and cheating with your favorite student.
candle
2024-08-16 05:13:36 +0000 UTCI hate to bother but I can’t see the poll and I’m a curious girly. Do you mind telling me the other options just for funsies? 🥺
Gabby
2024-08-16 04:35:38 +0000 UTCSafe travels, August! Eagerly waiting for the updates 🩵🔥
AliceOfMay
2024-08-15 19:16:15 +0000 UTCAh, thanks for letting me know! I don‘t see the poll, I guess because I am at a lower tier, so the info is much appreciated! Can‘t wait to see what we‘re gonna get in the end
Cindy
2024-08-15 08:20:14 +0000 UTCSince we got a self collab for the first time I was hoping we'd get a shot at the follow up to your boyfriends best friend is your valentines day present but tbh I'm happy with any of them lmao
Vee
2024-08-15 07:58:25 +0000 UTCHappy August, August!!!
ceiling fan
2024-08-15 04:03:01 +0000 UTCthank youuu alisha
twee
2024-08-14 20:37:19 +0000 UTCHappy birthday! 🎂
anodaw89
2024-08-14 20:31:32 +0000 UTCthere’s a post from 8/5 with a poll that’s still open. the current leader is the sequel to “stop fucking calling me d*ddy”.
candle
2024-08-14 20:19:13 +0000 UTChappy early birthday, twee!! 💖
alisha 🌱
2024-08-14 18:44:27 +0000 UTCnow that my birthday gift will be another amazing august audio for the second time, it really hit me that its been one year already🔥
twee
2024-08-14 16:52:47 +0000 UTCOh, that sounds exciting, thanks for letting me know! Can you tell us which one or is it gonna be a surprise? ☺️
Cindy
2024-08-14 14:50:36 +0000 UTCIn honor of this month marking the release of August’s 50th audio ever, the moans patrons voted on a “sequel” to one of his “first year” audios i.e. audios released in his first year of content creation on GWA Reddit / from before we had the Patreon!
rachel 🍓
2024-08-14 11:53:30 +0000 UTCWait, I‘m out of the loop, what are we getting a sequel for? 👀
Cindy
2024-08-14 09:36:58 +0000 UTCYEAAA im gonna get the sequel to one of my favorite audios as a belated birthday gift 🥳🥳🥳
guilty_ofloey
2024-08-14 08:26:36 +0000 UTCthanks gorls 💫
ky ❣️💌✨
2024-08-14 04:33:05 +0000 UTCHappy early birthday woooo 🥳
roxy 🥀
2024-08-14 03:56:26 +0000 UTCYayyy happy early bday!! 🎁
sarah 💫
2024-08-14 03:27:58 +0000 UTCWHOOO HAPPY EARLY BDAY KY 🥹♥️💞‼️☀️🫶🏼
sarah 💫
2024-08-14 03:26:08 +0000 UTCEnjoy your travels and rest well!!
Scrumpty
2024-08-14 03:05:32 +0000 UTCHappy Birthday Queen!! 👸 🎂
Aquatic_Chimera
2024-08-14 02:16:52 +0000 UTCThank you for the schedule! Enjoy your travels! Hopefully it's for leisure and you enjoy a relaxing vacation! 😄☺️
Aquatic_Chimera
2024-08-14 02:15:29 +0000 UTCDefinitely makes sense now hahahah thanks for being kind 🙏🏻
Heather 💕
2024-08-14 02:04:38 +0000 UTCOmg a F2L audio?! 🙌 Happy August! & safe travels 🧳
DivineFeminine
2024-08-14 01:59:32 +0000 UTCfriends to lovers im pretty sure!
key
2024-08-14 01:57:32 +0000 UTCCould somebody please tell me what F2L is 🥲 tbh im just curious im here for any audio august posts 😭
Heather 💕
2024-08-14 01:53:17 +0000 UTCthank you grace + divinefem! 💗
ky ❣️💌✨
2024-08-14 01:39:15 +0000 UTCty for the schedule🥰🥰
Liz
2024-08-14 01:37:59 +0000 UTCHappy Birthday!! 🎂🎉🍾
DivineFeminine
2024-08-14 01:33:22 +0000 UTC“Yes, sorry, I won’t be in to work for the rest of the month. Several of my own personal High Holey Days are coming up. I have complex rituals to prepare for”
Gabriella 🥭
2024-08-14 01:25:26 +0000 UTCHappy early bday!!
Grace
2024-08-14 01:21:52 +0000 UTCAs subscribers, we are suffering from success, all we do is win 😭🙌🏿
Gabriella 🥭
2024-08-14 01:20:36 +0000 UTCwhat a nice man 😊
ky ❣️💌✨
2024-08-14 01:20:01 +0000 UTCHappy early birthday!!
Grace
2024-08-14 01:19:44 +0000 UTCthank you! and wishing you safe travels ✈️
Lizzy 💃🏻
2024-08-14 01:19:27 +0000 UTCJust meetings every day about the HUNDREDS of violations ‼️
Gabriella 🥭
2024-08-14 01:17:37 +0000 UTCMORE summery outdoor sex, AND it's F2L??? We've been spoiled rotten. Safe travels and have fun, August!!
whiskey 🍒
2024-08-14 01:11:56 +0000 UTCHappy 1 Month Aug-iversary !!
whiskey 🍒
2024-08-14 01:09:29 +0000 UTCSummery+outdoor+F2L=our king’s back! I’ll be munching on the other audios and eagerly waiting for the new release | ᴥ•́ )✧ Thanks for the update, please stay healthy and hydrated. And safe travels!
JammyJam
2024-08-14 01:08:07 +0000 UTCHave a good journey 🥰
Lady SJ
2024-08-14 00:45:49 +0000 UTCYAAAS he knew
erin 🤸♂️
2024-08-14 00:33:46 +0000 UTCEeee can’t wait! 🥳 happy and safe travels, August! ✈️
roxyyy
2024-08-14 00:25:51 +0000 UTCliterallyyyyyy
erin 🤸♂️
2024-08-14 00:20:10 +0000 UTCspotify: august playlist 😀 me: that's MY JOB!
ky ❣️💌✨
2024-08-14 00:19:36 +0000 UTCty alisha!! 🫶🏼
ky ❣️💌✨
2024-08-14 00:15:26 +0000 UTCMy office job: “hey here’s the August HR calendar!” Me: U FREAKS ARE SICK 😩‼️
sarah 💫
2024-08-13 23:50:35 +0000 UTChappy early birthday, ky!! 💖
alisha 🌱
2024-08-13 23:45:52 +0000 UTChappy early birthday, freya!! 💖
alisha 🌱
2024-08-13 23:45:18 +0000 UTCit's my bday month so i'm getting like double august bday offer emails 😭🌨️
ky ❣️💌✨
2024-08-13 23:44:59 +0000 UTCahh i'll be out of the country when the part 2 audio drops but it just means i'll have the most anticipated audio to look forward to for when i return 🤭💖 safe and fun travels to you too, august!!~
alisha 🌱
2024-08-13 23:44:23 +0000 UTCmy birthday month being august is such a slay. and summer f2l on my bday weekend omg 🥰
ky ❣️💌✨
2024-08-13 23:42:19 +0000 UTC“The August Garage Sale is here!” today 😭
Thelnie
2024-08-13 23:39:20 +0000 UTCMake it stop 😭
Thelnie
2024-08-13 23:36:47 +0000 UTCSummer camp counselors? 🏕️
Nicole
2024-08-13 23:35:54 +0000 UTCAnd owning the 🌨️ emoji, this diva 💁♂️
Gabriella 🥭
2024-08-13 23:32:26 +0000 UTChow does it feel to have a whole month named after you 🎤🎤🎤
erin 🤸♂️
2024-08-13 23:27:27 +0000 UTCI got an “August event: 6 months free” email last week, SIGN ME UP!
wiggie
2024-08-13 23:26:35 +0000 UTCThis'll be my first full month in the Horny Book Club, I was so excited to get this notification 📚💗! Will be chanting "TGIF" all month. Thanks for the update, I hope your travel is restorative and fun, August 🌨️!
Gabriella 🥭
2024-08-13 23:26:07 +0000 UTChappy august! looking forward to the audios. hope your trip is fun and you get a good break, safe travels! :)
S E R A
2024-08-13 23:26:06 +0000 UTCYay! Been a good girl 😇 and patiently waiting for this update! Hope you’re having a good month so far and safe travels!
nan nan ❤️🩷❤️🩷
2024-08-13 23:24:09 +0000 UTCWaving my snow cloud emoji flag and cheering in the streets like it’s a national holiday 🌨️🏳️🎉🎈HAPPY AUGUST, HORNY BOOK CLUB!!!! 🫶🏼📚 Sidenote: does anyone else get jumpscared by all the “August” ads during this month?? I got an email that said “August BLOWOUT SALE” and started choking on air 😟😳
sarah 💫
2024-08-13 23:17:07 +0000 UTCVroom vroom, can’t wait! Thanks for the update, August ⛅️
relentlesschainsaw
2024-08-13 23:16:59 +0000 UTCcan’t wait as always! safe travels ✈️
wiggie
2024-08-13 23:13:19 +0000 UTCI love how he's still making sure we get a dirty talk audio
Kizø
2024-08-13 23:08:48 +0000 UTCHope your travel later this month is fun, August!
Shelby K
2024-08-13 23:04:24 +0000 UTCI read F2L and audibly went YIPEE so it's safe to say I'm pretty excited for the rest of this month
Pomme🍎
2024-08-13 23:04:09 +0000 UTCexciting! happy august 🌨️
Ava
2024-08-13 23:04:03 +0000 UTCWith spooky season nearly upon us, I really wanted to share an idea for a Halloween themed audio I've been cooking. I absolutely adore the recent trend of the speaker using a deeper, more guttural voice. There's just something so mesmerizing, so spellbinding about the confidence and power August projects when he's using this type of tone. It's sensual, it's intriguing, and it leaves you wanting, no, yearning for more. This begs the question, what if rather than a human, the speaker were a feral, shape shifting monster with no reservations about fucking the listener into oblivion? What if he were a werewolf and not just any lyncanthrope but the alpha and most powerful member of his pack. The listener by contrast, is a demon hunter who belongs to a coven of skilled warriors who seek to wipe out monsters from the land. She and the speaker have clashed swords and claws on more than one occasion. Despite being his enemy, he finds the listener's tenacity, bravery, and beauty irresistible, and a (seemingly) one-sided sexual attraction manifests. During a chance encounter, she happens upon the speaker while he's in heat. He's far more reckless and aggressive in this state, which allows the listener to gain the upper hand. The fierce battle ends at daybreak, with the speaker reverting back to his human form. He waits with bated breath as the tip of her sword presses against his jugular. However, rather than taking advantage of the situation to kill him, the listener offers herself up to the speaker instead. As it turns out, she is also drawn to the him, much like a moth to the flame. He's hesitant at first. Of course, how could he not be? You've both made several attempts on one another's lives. However, he fully succumbs to his desires once she starts to disrobe in front of him. He's rough, unbelievably so. The listener finds herself slammed up against a tree within seconds due to the speaker's supernatural speed. Before she can regain her breath, she's brought into a searing kiss that's all teeth and tongue. What little clothes remain on her are also torn to shreds by his bare hands. The speaker momentarily parts from her lips to run his tongue along her neck before he bites down, drawing blood. He laves the wound with his tongue in a soothing gesture and then slowly draws a path from her neck, to her collarbones, and between the valley of her breasts before bringing a pert nipple in his hot and waiting mouth. He's incredibly strong, effortlessly hoisting her body against the tree with one large, robust hand as his other snakes between the listener's legs to circle her aching clit and slip a long, dexterous finger into her tight cunt She's so wet, and her scent is intoxicating, further invigorating the speaker and causing him to lose control. He growls in her ear, taunting her for how easily she moans and writhes for him, like a shameless whore. "I wonder what your comrades would say if they saw you like this, hm? All fucked out and creaming on my fingers, and I've barely even touched you." He continues to spew filth after he's made her come twice on his fingers, and caresses her thighs as he spreads them apart to taste her. "This is what you really are; not a warrior, not a heroine, or some savior of humanity. No. Just a desperate little slut begging for her cunt to be filled." He becomes more unhinged and pussy drunk as he and the listener collapse into a pile of sweaty limbs on the forest floor. The speaker's nails grow sharp and lengthen, and he claws them down her back as she slides down on his imposingly long and thick cock. "You look divine like this. Eyes rolling in the back of your skull, tits bouncing up and down as you ride my dick. You were made to be fucked, angel. Made to be bred by me." "Good girl, good fucking girl...." He groans, as she meets his thrusts with her own hips. "So sweet... here, taste yourself, " he mutters before pulling her into a languid kiss and pulling back with a playful nip to her bottom lip. "You've needed this, haven't you, sweetheart? I've seen the way you eye fuck me whenever we cross paths. The men at that shitty little coven of yours aren't treating you right, are they?" "I could smell the blood lust on you every time we fought. The thrill of the battle, the ever-looming presence of death. I knew I had to have you the moment I laid eyes on you." "I'm going to fucking breed you," he promises salaciously as he splays a big, muscular hand across her navel before dragging it upward to cup her breasts. "You'll look so pretty and swollen while carrying my young. Tits plump and heavy with milk." "I can fuck you better than any man. I can gift you with pleasure upon endless pleasure. No more thinking, no more fighting. Just give in. Just let me have you." "Please...' The animalistic sex gradually transitions into passionate lovemaking, with the speaker becoming more gentle and kind towards the listener. He even thumbs away a few stray tears from her eyes when she becomes overstimulated and strokes her hair to comfort her when yet another earth-shattering orgasm rips through her body. Hours later, when the speaker is finally sated, he clutches the naked and sleeping figure of the listener against his chest and carries her deeper into the forest; away from the world of men. 🐺🌕⚔️
Courtney💋
2024-08-13 23:03:37 +0000 UTCCan't wait. It's my birthday month so I'm pretending the audios are my presents lol
Freya
2024-08-13 23:03:31 +0000 UTCWoohoo! Love the summery vibes audios! Hope all your travels go well 🙏🤞☀️
Ruth Hope 🩷
2024-08-13 23:03:24 +0000 UTCI gasped out loud when I got the notification, it’s gonna be a great month pals 💜🫡
Moira
2024-08-13 23:03:03 +0000 UTC
