[PATREON EXCLUSIVE] [M4F] Dirty Talk #6 [Contrasts] [Formal Wear with Rough Sex] [Sweet Talking with Rough Sex] [Degrading Talk with Sweet Sex] [Submissive Talk with Dominant Sex] [Degradation] [Choking] [Hair Pulling] [Praise] [Rough] [Gentle] [Switchy] [Which is Your Favorite?] [Face-Fucking] [Prone] [Missionary] [Doggy] [Face-Sitting] [Fingering]

Did he just say "making love to you"??! 😳👀

Error404

... So basically Peaky Blinders then?! (Works for me!)

Error404

Ok well this deserves a Grammy.

whoisthisis

Staaaahp, i love this

SR 🔷️🌹

who among us would not fiend for their (boy)friend all dressed up? i am merely a voice for the people!!

santa-liyah 🧣

Yes omg, love more of the Speaker being prey and being objectified (respectfully)!

Gabriella-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la ⛄

the little chuckles and “this was a fun one. i’ll see you later, okay?” after *that* ending made me feel like i just got done with the craziest hookup of my life. absolutely no reason you should be so nonchalant after that. i need restitution. also the little suit ramble in the beginning was very cutieful to me and i would like to gently propose a slight role-reversal of the typical “fucking in a dressing room” scenario where the listener is the one getting off to seeing the speaker all dressed up. thank you for coming (haha…) to this ted talk!

santa-liyah 🧣

August talking about suits? I need to sit down 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 The day I stop listening to you, the day you stop seeing my comments, means I no longer exist cuz erotica from this man is pure addiction. 10:06-10:13 I legit, LITERALLY, put my head down on my desk cuz I melted, I couldn’t keep my head up istg 🫠🫠 Why are you thanking us in the end? We should be thanking you! Holy shit 😭

Dana (Noël 🎄❄️)

The “filthy girl”s in this got me falling to my knees 😭 more of those in audios pls

roxyyy ‘round the 🎄

The answer to every question in this audio is yes.

Amy 🌙

The contrasts, mdom, msub, the perfect suit and dress. Your whispers, sighs, breaths (those ragged breaths, holy fuck). I don't know what to do with myself anymore. When I tell you my heart was racing 🏁 💓🤕. How many times do I need to get resurrected just to keep coding to come back and listen to your audios over and over again?!? I. Am. Not. Fine. 🚑😩😫

Fa-la-la-Lola-la-la-la-laaaa 🎄☃️🌲

real

chestnuts Rose-ting on an open fire 🌰

Absolutely devastating, I don’t know what to do with myself 😭.

Gabriella

We stan a boss babe in this audio, enough said 🎩

Aquatic_chimera

August said "pick your poison" don't mind if I DO 🤤🍽

Andrea

This one goes straight to my mind jail where I keep all my dirty little kinky secrets hehehe. Contrast is my weakness, and listening to possibly the best male nsfw va talking about it in such an intimate way was just so 🥵🤯🫥. Also, you know, during this hypothetical formal party, the F character could also whisper naughty things to you😏

Ci Qin

bro. buddy. pal. my good bitch. this has to be illegal in at least five countries. this one took me OUT. going to need 3-5 business days to recover. 🫡

jadeandpearls

Okay the groan at the end was illegal

bestieplstryquinn

Wooooow. THIS ONE. This is the one, my Roman Empire. You are exposing the desires that I didn’t even know I had. Also, the moment the fourth wall fell I felt things I can’t even describe. I knew it was doing it for me but it just multiplied the effect. August, pleaseee make a miss, I can’t keep changing my sheets 🥵

Gabby

I'm just so happy and grateful I found you.

Naomi Corporan

August, your erotic imagination is simply astonishing. I’m thrilled to be alive at just the right time to experience this.

chestnuts Rose-ting on an open fire 🌰

This audio is my roman empire 🫠

Dinky_

"sweetheart" absolutely makes me weak in the knees, mon dieu 🥴

canyon🔥🗡️

Why did I only listen to this now.. August, your creativity is top tier! Those were some scenarios I could never have thought of on my own, let alone would have been able to verbalize. Wow

*omg, she knows my secret shame.gif* Like my mind was being read. How TF did that happen? I would love to lay in bed and caress my imaginary (because let’s be real that’s what he is) boyfriend saying this to each other. Will listen to on repeat tonight, will 100/10 recommend.

Sjöfn

definitely my favorite so far even after #10!

Lizzy 💃🏻

🥵🥵 soooo good!! Goddamn!

BlinkTwice

LOVE all of these contrasts…. Whispering the “sweethearts” and “baby’s” while being handled rough 🫠🔥🫠🔥🫠🔥🫠

BlinkTwice

Yeah that last 2 minutes or so might be the sexiest stuff I've ever heard in an audio. And that's saying something around here. Good Gd. What a masterpiece of sexual tension and fantasy, my mind is swimming with imagery and I'm going to be thinking about this all day I fear. Hard to choose just one adventure when you've laid it out like this but for now, in this moment, I'm going with filthy dirty talk and soft slow touching/sex....because I can imagine it, just like that.

Lizzy 💃🏻

Those last 60 seconds 😳 I swear, in this and all of your other audios I've listened to so far, you have impeccable timing. Like you know exactly what the listener needs and when they need it 😩❤️

🖤 Jessica 🖤

I half expected there to be a "choose your own adventure" tag after listening 😅. And the unexpected fourth wall break?!? I know the wall is more like a flimsy partition or a sheet held up with paper clips in these audios but... Was that supposed to be another contrast? If not intentionally, it had the same effect. I think this is probably the best one and it made me smarter and dumber at the same time. So I will be suing for mental and emotional damage.

geekinthepink

It's like he knows. I love you, August. But also fuck you for ruining me for all the others 😂

Brazen Hussy

That.Was.Something. thank you for leaving in that last little unff at the end. This audio was worth the entire subscription, and I can only imagine how many times I will return to it.

Becca

this is so wonderfully said and is a huge reason why i love august’s audios!! like certain male VAs kinda make it sound like “oh he’d say this to any girl” or whatever bc it’s such physical, male gaze stuff, but he always makes the listener feel special and wanted. it’s really wonderfully done

kat

Sweet talk rough sex…yep that’s it. 😎

Tina

Oh... learning new things about myself with that last scenario. That was a revelation. I enjoy the switch content, it's absolutely amazing. Thank you!

BumbleBea

Please let us just listen to you talk about clothes forever

Titania

Didn’t think anything could de-throne the jealous voicemail audio for me, but here we are!

Dinky_

The. Gravely. Voice. 🫣 that really absolutely is your best voice work. Please lean into this voice style, you are CRUSHING it. And thank you for always being so vulnerable with us♥️ truly just out here giving us your all and trying new things out. Amazing 🥰

Hannah Cheney

sappy confessional incoming~ August, I appreciate how you always make the listener feel beautiful. There's something so genuine in how you give compliments and express attraction. It speaks to a fundamental kindness in your character. Sometimes I listen to audios that are all like "I saw u in ur bikini and instantly knew u were the sexiest girl at this party" and it just makes me feel gross. It's hard to articulate why, but it's something to do with how I know I don't fit the prototypical "male gaze," and it feels stupid to pretend that some horny faceless guy would ever say that to me. More to the point, I don't _want_ to experience the fantasy of being conventionally attractive and being hit on for that reason. On most days, this makes me feel tired of mainstream beauty standards, but on a bad day it makes me feel ugly and plain. That's all to say that you have a wonderful way with words, and your audios never make me feel that way. For me, your words are safe and comfortable, and it's clear you know how to value partners as individuals. Thank you 🧡

solarpowerduck

Working at a coffee shop while on a date with august in my ear 😳 hard to keep a straight face rn 🥴

christine

Didn’t know I could be turned on by a tweed suit but here we are

Kat

chronic case of female hysteria

a muppet christmas ky-rol 🌟🎄🎁

When the opening starts with "I'm in kind of a filthy mood", I felt like a victorian woman, needing to sit down from all the excitement. Thanks for another audio 😊

pt_princess-presents🎁❄️

When I tell you I'm SHOOKETH...

Raven

The last 20 seconds 🫡

Thatthat

Oh em gee. I’m melting 🫠

Alicia

17 mins. I’m genuinely scared to keep going. Holy shit. My fucking god.

mxjxllyfish

My god today. paused 7mins in. had to Take A Break and skim comments bc I’m not gonna survive this all in one sitting. Cosmos be kind 🫠✨

mxjxllyfish

HAHA all rise for our lord and savior Saint Augustine~

Little_Lapine

update: I did in fact pass out lmao. Dear lord! Gotta do a slow clap for this one. This was a filthy one and that's a compliment I promise lmao 10/10

lillyisjussaying

Okay okay OKAY- this was especially uhhh…. triggering… in the best way because I’m obsessed with vintage style and old movies so forgive me for the following rant but for some reason was imagining you as Tony Curtis character in Some Like It Hot when he’s dressed up as the man who owns the yacht (but like a really smooth, less dorky version) when he takes back Marilyn Monroe’s character back to the yacht in that one scene as you were describing and…. well…. me = 🫠🫠🫠🎇🎆🥂🌠 20/10 will listen again.

whoknos

I literally listened to this three times in a row hoping it would last longer each time 🥵🥵

Brittany

August continuing to shed light on my innermost desires that I didn’t even know existed SOMEONE INVITE ME TO A GALA PLS

Emily Dawn

fuck the ending is just pure bliss omfg i love you

mriqt

this was incredible. I love these audios because we can always hear just how into it you sound. your voice in this one is out of this fucking world. one of my new favorites and I’d love to hear a scripted audio based on this too 🫶🏻

lexi

The breathy "Hi" at the beginning immediately got me paying attention real quick. This was so hot, a most excellent brainstorming session indeed!! If ANY of these got turned into a longer audio of yours, I'm sure we would all be very pleased (and probably a little feral ngl). For me personally, if you take the formal wear contrast and add in the hand kink from the last dirty talk audio, I just might combust 🔥

Stella

They’ll never be squares again 😂

Veen

1) if i was not, frankly, face-down in the mattress when i listened to this then yeah, there would have been property damage 2) i honestly don't remember if a staircase was mentioned! just my imagination teehee. but also love the pillar thing! oh no i have to listen again too!

a muppet christmas ky-rol 🌟🎄🎁

Fuck.

macie

GIRL THAT'S PROBABLY WHERE MY MIND PULLED IT FROM CAUSE OMG 😩😩🥵😮‍💨

noonanoonayay

Have you ever seen Atonement with Keira Knightley and James McAvoy? The library scene?? That green dress and that scene are to-die-for 🔥💚

Ruth Hope 🩷

Damn August!! Just when I thought you couldn’t top yourself! 🫨🥵 I’m gonna be coming back to this one later on tonight when I can pay more attention to the details but holy shit! I’m pretty sure my brain imploded! 🤯

Kacie Elektra ✨

Agreed!! 💯

Kacie Elektra ✨

😂 same though!

Ruth Hope 🩷

Yes! I support a world tour! Or if technologically feasible, an easily inserted chip that I can jam in a dude's frontal lobe. Either or!

Ruth Hope 🩷

Lmao I just picture you after the fact trying desperately to punch/fluff then back to their rightful state and it just not happening

Ruth Hope 🩷

💯💯💯💯

Ruth Hope 🩷

Oh lmfao I was picturing you irl listening to the audio in public like literally breaking a subway staircase handrail lmao 😂 But I like your imagined grand staircase version better!

Ruth Hope 🩷

He needs to make a sequel to the Ex-FWB audio so bad! 😜

MissGoldenChaos

The build up????? The scenarios???? The dirty talk??? THE SUBBY TALK?? THE ENDING????????????????????? This is the best thing I’ve ever heard in my life

Grace

idk how, but your voice is extra delicious in this audio 😩 thank you again august ✨️

Chanel

the “dripping down my wrist” line got me ☝🏽 keep that bar in ur pocket we’re gna need it again in a full audio

ari

I was going to listen to this while cleaning but I legit can’t focus

Mina

Long time lurker finally commenting because I MUST tell you that this audio is a damn revelation. You have such a knack for these more freeform, brainstorm-y audios. And the eroticism of juxtaposition... you just get it !!! Thank you, August <3

Medusa

LOL immediately I thought of the #justgirlythings memes but it's #justaugustthings. or the "feeling cute, might delete later" but it's August being like "feeling cute, might definitely make you cum during this 🤪☺️🌸" 🤣

noonanoonayay

we went to the August sampler cart and each sample was actually a whole package of each 😩 the formal wear, I was imagining behind a fancy pillar! I must've forgot the handrail part 😳 welp, guess I just gotta listen to this all over again 🤷‍♀️

noonanoonayay

Every time he’s like “oh this is just a wee lil ramble, just yknow, silly little August things 🤪” and then proceeds to drop the filthiest, hottest piece of auditory fiction known to man. Talk about a fricken contrast my guy 🫠

snowplowed sarah 💫❄️

anyone else have to take a deep breath and a long slow get-it-together blink whenever those moments are taken by surprise? 🙋‍♀️😂 it's such a challenge but it's also the newly only ways I can be super productive 😅

noonanoonayay

Me after listening: E, all of the above. 🙋‍♀️ aka "porque no los dos? 🤷‍♀️" 1) This is the first I've came to in real time from your audio let alone your dirty audio series during the first run of hearing it. I'm learning now that it's also a good idea to wait until the right time to interact with the audio the first run. That sense of surprise is what I was not expecting. 😮‍💨 This is going to be a long term goal for me of not giving into my short term satisfactions so it's for sure worth the wait. 2) You do so so so well at wording it in the most vivid way possible even without any of the ambience. I am *not* a creative type and sometimes it's difficult to imagine things without a picture reference but man, I was able to imagine and combine all the switch options while thinking of the dressed up option as the base scenario. At first I was thinking of my LBD I haven't worn out yet but once you said "hand down your back" I immediately imagined me wearing a slim but not tight fitting dark/forest green open back gown with a slit? Like how was I able to come up with that on the spot? I'm sure everyone has seen Secretary with James Spader and Maggie Gyllenhaal, but I imagined the very last position they both shared up against the tree and boy howdy 🤠. 3) your voice in these audios are so gentle and lovely but because of how close you are talking in proximity to the listener's ear space is the perfect combo and for sure enhances that penetrative whisper arousal. Thank you kindly, August! 🫡

noonanoonayay

That’s exactly what I said. We NEED men to know all the things, not necessarily just this audio…I mean obviously they absolutely need to be taught lessons from this one, but all of the other things too. It could literally change the world!! Fr

IndyMndy

haha for the formal wear part i was picturing like, an event venue with a grand staircase! then he says what he says and goodness, where did this piece of handrail come from. she is, decidedly, Not Good!

a muppet christmas ky-rol 🌟🎄🎁

Holy shit, this left me DEAD! You’re such a filthy tease in this audio 🥵 The way you’re talking to us listeners in the dirty talk audios hit a lot different than your NSFW audios. The way you’re telling the listener to cum is just 🥵🤪 I love this so much. I was low key hoping there would be someone outside the window listening hahaha Keep up the great work, August. Keep being sexy 🥰 P.S. I LOVE being called “Miss” hehe

MissGoldenChaos

that soft sub voice? hoooooly fuck

kristen

all this time i thought i was only into the dom stuff, but you’ve made me realize some …..things with this one 🫡

kristen

Lmao I just pictured you stumbling trying to go down the stairs to a subway or something just lots of other people around like "is she good?" 😂

Ruth Hope 🩷

Your right, August just GETS it. Idk where he learned, i don’t know how he knows but he is setting a standard of hot with these audios.

Sofia

HOTCAST PODCAST!

Sofia

I'm not entirely convinced that he /isn't/ actually secretly a succubus somehow feeding off our collective lust.

Page Chase

Holy fuck.

Caitlin

the vibe of these audios is always insane. like it's too good, i can't even believe it i love how you explored several different kinds of contrasts, it was like a costco bulk assortment of august characters! yummy i never thought about the contrast itself being so hot, but now that I do, I also think sharp contrast strikes a good balance too. like every single one of these is perfect to me bc the opposite components push & pull and keep it from tipping over completely either way- which would still be fine, the balance is just so delicious. a sexy see-saw also someone above mentioned 5:17 and in the lead up my smart ass was trying to anticipate what you were going to say. i did not. then you said something so filthy it would have me gripping a handrail till a chunk breaks off in my hand. you got me again

a muppet christmas ky-rol 🌟🎄🎁

HAHAHA "Just a little stream of consciousness..." Proceeds to demonstrate the same level of seduction as an incubus. Bye.

Little_Lapine

The fucking hottest brainstorming session that ever was 🫠🫠🫠. You’re definitely onto something with the rough sex with sub energy. Like it’s subby because you’re breaking her back in and choking her just as she likes it, and you’re just thankful for the opportunity and access she’s given you. 🤯

Fluffy

Now that my brain is working... This was my favorite dirty talk audio of yours so far. I think cause it's sort of reminiscent of your Ex-FWB audio? Ugh, August. Thank YOU. Heh. ♡

Little_Lapine

...The way that I paused this several times to gather myself? Bye.

Little_Lapine

August simultaneously TORTURING us and taunting us and making our legs shake like a paint mixer and talking in the sexy deep growly bear voice and then having the nerve to go “🤷‍♀️Just a little stream of consciousness something-or-other that I threw together 💅Just something that I thought was sort of hot.” The cheek of this man fr 😤😤

Maeve

Lol you’re so real for #3, that’s legit me with EVERY august audio. I have to keep pausing/pacing myself bruh 😪

snowplowed sarah 💫❄️

never thought that a recap summary (23:40) in a choose your own adventure story could do this to me but here we are

midnight_munchies3

~~Unspooling you~~ was so sensual and poetic for real!

Ruth Hope 🩷

this sent me into a catatonic state wtf

midnight_munchies3

August, God, you just fucking *get* it, don’t you? I seriously never wanted this to end. I skimmed the comments before listening and was expecting something volcanic, but you’ve exceeded my expectations (again). I’m finding it hard to articulate exactly what it is about this DTA that was so hot…maybe it was the breathless “hi” off the bat or hearing you admit that you’re in a filthy mood (join the club!) or just all the various contrasting scenarios. This was so hot but it was also so smart? Idk if that’s the word haha but your attention to detail and knowing/describing the formula for what makes something sexy IS sexy. You fr spoiled us with all the different situations and dichotomies to choose from, each one was so good and I got so overwhelmed in the best way. The switch from one thing to another just kept me on the edge, waiting for the next one, I honestly almost couldn’t take it ahaha which is the point, I guess. Going from so much praise to so much degradation…yeah. Mhmmm. Yes. (Shoutout to the way you said “unspooling you.” God that was so sensual.) Then the subby switch?? I’ve…never thought about how hot it would be to hear someone beg while also using my mouth and now I’ll be thinking of that forever so thanks. That teasing edge in your voice when you said “Which one of those are you gonna think about when you come? Huh?” is what did me in. I actually laughed a little cuz I was like “oh shit he knows what he’s doing, fuck this is so hot.” Like that playful acknowledgment of what’s happening? So good. And at the end when you were like “thank you,” uhhh no sir, thank YOU 🙏🏼 Starting all of our weekends off with a banger as usual, August!

snowplowed sarah 💫❄️

1. HeyyoOO ! 2. Did I manifest this? Did our minds meet in the collective unconscious and dap each other up? Because this was exactly what I needed today/this week/always and forever 3. Bro it cracked me up when you said "come for me" and I'm just there like "buddy, that train left the station two minutes ago...give me five more minutes and I'll do my best" lmao 4. More fashion nerd August, please! 5. Love that a rando civilian could've been within earshot of your open window.. kind of adds a public kink ambience that fits well with the formal fantasized setting 6. I'll never get tired of your switchy-ness for real 7. Now all I can think about is dancing dangerously close in fancy clothes, à la the Mr. & Mrs. Smith deadly tango scene https://youtu.be/24Slhuo3sOA (minus the weapons)..(also, I'll admit it, spies can be sexy! I just want one fucking nobility audio okay! Gosh!) 8. I gotta get my ass to sleep but thank you, August, for a new favorite dirty talk 🙏❤️

Ruth Hope 🩷

Petition for August’s “hotcast” to be a thing, maybe one where he teaches ppl how to please women, lord knows the vast majority of the male population could use a few lessons

snowplowed sarah 💫❄️

HAHAHA the end of rational thought ended there for me too 💀how dare he laugh 🙄

lilsaltydee

That was the beginning of the end for me (as in the end of rational thought) and then the little laugh after? FUCK. Saying something so filthy and then laughing so adorably right after shouldn’t be allowed.

snowplowed sarah 💫❄️

Losing my fucking mind at this, good soup

burntstrawberrytoast

OMG sooooo filthy i luv it

222 lucien

GOD I LOVE FRIDAYS 🙏🏾

jordan

Saint Augustine has outdone himself once again

Isa

august before dropping THEE FILTHIEST names list ever: just a thing i think is hot! teehee

midnight_munchies3

awwwwww （barking）（crawling everywhere）

CHIEKO

Spoiler free comment in the beginning spoiler warning will be given when the time comes: This is a long comment, bare with me here but this audio is POWERFUL. Starting strong with windows open and worried about people listening in. (They need to sub to the patreon for that) At this point just August saying he’s in the mood about talking about sexy stuff turns me on. The contrast IS THE MOMENT God this audio is so filthy, so so filthy and I am here for it. Start a podcast, a hotcast? Idk but this right here is the moment. . . . Now for Audio specifics SPOILERS AHEAD The idea of trying to keep ourselves as clean as possible while also doing the filthiest things is the hottest thing you’ve ever brought up. Knowing that it would be done, and right after getting to go back out to the fancy event. That first contrast is, chefs, kiss. The sudden sweet talk, and saying the little nicknames you would say, that MELTED ME. The sweet and hot The hot and sweet (the listeners who know, know, cause the specifics of one and then to go to the other) It’s the contrast, it’s the corruption of either turning an event into something hot or turning something sweet into something dirty dirttyyyyyyy , this is the hottest ramble ever. Also the switchy-ness from dirty talking to BEGGING. I…. Augusttttt…….. hottttttt…..and then it switches back!!! This audio is a rollercoaster, And August, you are pure evil, or pure heaven. That’s up to the listener. But personally, I am VERY happy to be a patreon on this specific day.

Sofia

i didn’t know i needed these contrasts in my life until today 😮‍💨

E

rough sex mixed with praise is literally my DREAM

Riley

I feel like touching a live wire would have been less exhilarating than listening to this

H

Holy fucking shit

Amanda

it also kind of gave me the vibes of what the spies audio could be, so if it doesn't win i'm gonna consider this the beta version

Katana

this was pure sex omg

Katana

We listen to people ramble about random topics all the time. *looks at the ramble chats we ALL love and adore* I’m going home now, imma be home to listen in an hour and a half!!

Sofia

You HAVE to make a full fledged audio for the speaker talking submissively while roughly fucking the listener

Luna

There is something very special about a man in a tailored suit.

Amazing_Thanks

yes fuck perfect timing

twee

STOP WAIT SOFIA I love your comments too! 🥹❤️ that’s so sweet ahh everyone’s so thoughtful and funny here haha I’m glad my long ass rambly comments aren’t super annoying 😅 gonna try to listen later tonight, hope you get to listen soon!

snowplowed sarah 💫❄️

Sarah! You gotta hear it and comment. I came in 5 hours before being able to listen to the audio to hear your opinion💀 you’re my fave commenter, you always post long comments.

Sofia

the names used list has me 🫨🫨🫨

mina!

This is one of the best things I’ve heard in a long time. Holy hell. That was so hot. You sir…I am begging you to do a podcast, write a book, teach a class, hold in person lectures, have weekend retreats, or whatever you can to teach other men that THIS is how it should always be done. I absolutely think you could pull in Taylor Swift comparable crowds and ticket prices. Hers would no longer be the tour of the year. All the ladies would be paying for our husbands, boyfriends, partners, fuck buddies, friends with benefits, male roommate, cute neighbor, hot bartender at the local pub or whoever to attend. It’d be worth every penny. Also make the dress code formal wear only so they’d immediately have to come home and practice. Seriously…we need to find a way to spread the word. Men need to hear this. Women need men to hear this…and then do this to us. Often. Do this to us very, very often.

IndyMndy

Wowowow this one made me tense 😭 I really love this one. The “huh?” towards the end was so devious omfg 💓💓

rae

Y’all I haven’t even listened yet but all your guys’ comments (and the tags of course) are KILLING ME 🫠🥵

snowplowed sarah 💫❄️

Do not lie 😩 ok ok I’m glad there was one survivor. Thank you for taking one for the team 🫡 🫡

lillyisjussaying

FILTHY?! Give it to me. Please don’t apologize for that. I don’t know what I’m about to hear but I’m soooo excited to.

Misa Yamamoto

I haven’t gotten there yet but I’m ready for filthy!

Misa Yamamoto

barely survived

lilsaltydee

That was the fastest 27 minutes of my life and I don’t understand why time can’t move this fast while I’m at work

Veen

Sitting on the couch GRIPPING my throw pillows so hard they’ll never go back to the right shape

Veen

I don’t think I can listen to this. I think I will literally pass out if I do. Those who listened to the audio, please let me know if you are alive 😂

lillyisjussaying

I was not ready. Ffffuuuuuck

Page Chase

Im going crazy lalala dominque nique nique 🗿u really shouldn’t mention the vintage navy suit bro 🧿

Siren

Getting the email notifications that you’ve posted is always the highlight of my day!

lauren

BITCH I FORGOT IT WAS FRIDAY /AND/ I TOOK A LATE LUNCH........ but if i listen while i eat surely i will choke. but maybe that's how i was meant to go? coming, going, etc. this is already making me CRAZY and i haven't even pressed play yet

a muppet christmas ky-rol 🌟🎄🎁

This is exactly my jam. 🥰

Sarah Jones

TJE FUCKIN EMAILS SKDJFJSK

a muppet christmas ky-rol 🌟🎄🎁

Oh I’m so early!! I’ve been waiting to get some more of you! I can’t wait to come back to this audio like I do with all your others <3

Jaz

The universe must have been conspiring to help me...It's been a rough week. Thank you for something to look forward to later!

GirlWhoDranktheMoon

ur filthy fr @5:17!!! I gasped so loud at my cubicle 😂🥲

lilsaltydee

THE TAGS. THE TAGS IN THE EMAILS GET ME EVERY TIME. Like sitting in meetings and then getting the email notification with the TAGS. My poker face should be well trained by now! Oh well…

mercuryandthecomets

cannot describe how incredibly eager i am hear this

rose

Yesssss Please, I going to bed. This is perfect time 💕💕💕💕💕💕

Raining1272