Vote on the June NSFW exclusive audio!
Added 2023-05-30 18:42:29 +0000 UTCI think we're going slice of life/relatable-ish again for the free audio this month, so I thought we'd go mostly tropey/genre on the exclusive. Collected some past suggestions and a couple of my own ideas!
1. Your Sworn Frenemy is Secretly the Superhero You Have a Crush On (Listener x Superhero)
I loveee secret identity drama/comedy in superhero stories. Still have to feel out exactly what the scenario would be, but I like the idea of having opposing feelings about the two alter egos. Like maybe Listener thinks Speaker is really flaky and unreliable because he's always busy doing superhero stuff, but is inspired/crushing on the superheo himself. Maybe F is a crimefighter too and we have bits with both alter egos interacting?
2. Ethically Seducing Your Professor After Finals (Student Listener x Prof)
This has been requested a lot over the months, and I've always been hesitant because of the whole power dynamic and I'm usually more into lower status M x higher status F. But I think I have some idea of how I might approach this, similar to the DILF audios in that there's no mention of age etc. Students and profs can be a variety of ages, including the same age especially in graduate environments. That being said, I get the taboo is part of what makes it hot, so it's a line I'd try to walk.
3. I'm Too Attracted to You to Marry You, It Wouldn't Be Proper (Noble Listener x Noble Speaker)
These historical/fantasy/courtly scenarios keep almost winning, so I keep trying different variations to see what might stick haha. This one skews a little more Bridgerton/regency/polite society, though vague enough I don't have to be historically accurate. Listener and Speaker's families have been trying to set them up and negotiate a marriage, but Speaker has been resistant, and Listener endeavors to finds out why. Speaker confesses that Listener turns him on to an improper degree for a married couple. It would be too distracting, consuming, and enabling to his baser instincts.
4. The Chosen One Meditates with Their Devoted Priest (Heroic Listener x Priest)
Had this one kicking around for a while, a fantasy audio where the Listener is the Chosen One, the Prophesied Hero, the Main Character. The Speaker is a companion and devotee, a warrior priest/monk type who's supposed to be in charge of the Listener's much-neglected spiritual and emotional health. Listener has too much on the brian to focus on a meditation session, so Speaker tries a different tactic. I'm imagining like mind/body relationship stuff, athletic or even magic sex, and a very restrained and calm Speaker, at least at first.
Comments
Ok i upgraded to moans AND HOW COULD YOU GUYS???????????
Yanna
2023-12-23 07:51:10 +0000 UTCETHICALLY SEDUCING YOUR PROFESSOR AFTER FINALS???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????/ i need it. i need him. i don't know anything about him but i need him
ky 💌❣️✨
2023-07-23 20:07:46 +0000 UTCOh lol which one would you have picked?
mercuryandthecomets
2023-06-09 17:06:39 +0000 UTCI would probably just pick hahaha
August Winter
2023-06-08 20:15:43 +0000 UTC^ I am also curious
Ruth Hope 🩷
2023-06-07 05:41:17 +0000 UTCsee i told y’all
jordan
2023-06-07 04:45:28 +0000 UTCWe holding onnnn!!! 😩😩😩🫡🫡🫡
Andie
2023-06-07 04:22:16 +0000 UTCI’m genuinely curious what would u do if it was a tie?
Eden
2023-06-07 03:57:27 +0000 UTCChat, of course hero’s won. The hero’s always win✨✨✨
Sofia
2023-06-07 02:34:00 +0000 UTCi really feel this as a historical ho turned superhero ho convert… just want you to know that i see you, comrade! 🫡 we’re gonna get ‘em someday 🥺
V.W.
2023-06-07 02:16:06 +0000 UTCYESSS SUPERHEROS WONNN!!!!
rae
2023-06-07 01:34:09 +0000 UTCLiterally cheering at my phone and punching the air in victory as if we won an actual campaign lol WHAT A GREAT DAY FOR US SUPERHERO SLUTS 🥳🙏🏼🙌🏼 to my fellow historical hoes: (y)our day in the sun is on the horizon I can feel it 🥹
sarah 💫
2023-06-07 00:52:12 +0000 UTCThis is where real friendships are made. Hot, horny and happy, every single one of us.💀
Sofia
2023-06-07 00:36:08 +0000 UTCThe level of investment and humor and comradery and playful competition is WAYYYYYY above anything i expected from uh *checks notes* the comments section of a horny Patreon acct poll. HELL YEA SUPERHERO HOES WE WON THE DAY
Rya Li
2023-06-06 23:22:48 +0000 UTCIT AINT OVER TIL ITS OVER!!!! CONGRATS, SUPERHERO HOES!!!!!!! 🤩🤩🤩
Andie
2023-06-06 22:51:41 +0000 UTCSCREAMING !!!!!!!! 🎉😮💨🥳
Andie
2023-06-06 22:50:23 +0000 UTCNo supervillain origin story for you! Haha
Ruth Hope 🩷
2023-06-06 21:43:08 +0000 UTCLFG
lilsaltydee
2023-06-06 20:04:50 +0000 UTCthis was so stressful oh ma gahd
Katana
2023-06-06 19:34:27 +0000 UTCSUPERHERO WON GUYS WE DID IT💃🏻💃🏻
Katana
2023-06-06 19:33:14 +0000 UTCThank you for your service 🫡
Fluffy
2023-06-06 16:11:21 +0000 UTCIf we don’t get the Superhero audio, this is about to be my supervillain origin story. /hj
Fluffy
2023-06-06 16:07:56 +0000 UTCSeriously… professor types have been done, even by August. The superhero one is compelling.
Thelnie
2023-06-06 08:26:13 +0000 UTCI don’t even want the prompt to change at all. I neeeeed to know how he tackles presenting his character as the bumbling Clark Kent and the Superman and how the listener reacts 😭😭😭
Thelnie
2023-06-06 08:24:54 +0000 UTCI absolutely beg of you I entreat you all- vote for superhero!
Goose
2023-06-05 23:39:41 +0000 UTCI like this cheating super hero professor hack people are bringing up. This vote sesh got personal, and people are causing a commotion💀🤣🤣
Sofia
2023-06-05 22:59:42 +0000 UTCooh i'd take that! anything for even a little bit of superhero august is a win and this would be the best of both worlds
Katana
2023-06-05 22:38:09 +0000 UTCI was literally thinking of an X-men academy type thing too to mix the two! But I also really wanna hear what august has in store for the individual tropes as separate scenarios…idk if I’m just delusional but something tells me this isn’t the last we’ll see of superhero august 🤨
sarah 💫
2023-06-05 22:07:36 +0000 UTCI know it's technically against the rules as they've been presented, but, maybe it could be a mishmash? Like, Professor X and one of his former students get in on in the X-Mansion type vibes?
Ruth Hope 🩷
2023-06-05 21:47:19 +0000 UTCone minute of silence for superhero please, a true loss 😞😞
Katana
2023-06-05 21:17:30 +0000 UTCNOBLE NOBLE NOBLE!!! Yooo you guys are crazy for not choosing it 👰🏻♀️🥱
Siren
2023-06-05 20:27:12 +0000 UTCBut then ALSO, i hope historical wins. Thats why i hope we can just get a ramble for the second loss, or a ramble of the historical and bring back super hero next one. Or man i would drop my wallet for this sooo
Sofia
2023-06-05 17:14:54 +0000 UTCFr, got me wondering how/if August will bring back the superhero scenario next month, but slightly modified like he’s done with historical 🤞🏼🥸
sarah 💫
2023-06-05 14:31:28 +0000 UTCI hope August does a lil something for both. Even if one of them is a ramble. Cause these prompts hit
Sofia
2023-06-05 14:21:53 +0000 UTCLike I know I’m gonna love the professor one cuz it’s hot and it’s august but I can’t move on from the idea of Superhero August. PLS IT NEEDS TO HAPPEN SOMEDAY
sarah 💫
2023-06-05 14:19:35 +0000 UTCLmaooo 🤣
Ruth Hope 🩷
2023-06-05 12:01:08 +0000 UTCTo my professor hoes: how can i ethically seduce you to choose options 1 or 3?? please tell me, i am on my knees begging 🙏🏼😩
Andie
2023-06-05 06:27:52 +0000 UTCAs a historical hoe who has lost every poll thus far, just came here to say to my superhero hoe brethren: stay strong, keep the faith, it’s not over til it’s over… 🫂🥺😔✊🏼
Andie
2023-06-05 06:18:35 +0000 UTCI checked patreon all giddy and pumped after watching Across The Spiderverse and THIS IS WHAT I COME BACK TO?!? How what when where why is superhero losing 😭💔
sarah 💫
2023-06-05 04:26:38 +0000 UTCA worthy cause
Sofia
2023-06-05 03:00:01 +0000 UTCabout to make 10 more accounts so superhero can win ❤️
jordan
2023-06-05 01:55:12 +0000 UTCThis polling is so tight I feel like we gotta summon Steve Kornacki.
mercuryandthecomets
2023-06-05 00:55:23 +0000 UTC🤣🤣 this comment killed me
Sofia
2023-06-04 21:40:41 +0000 UTCWHO REMOVED THEIR VOTE FROM SUPERHERO AUGUST I WANNA TALK
Katana
2023-06-04 21:26:55 +0000 UTCOh how the turns table???
Eden
2023-06-04 20:13:06 +0000 UTCI think this is the most dramatic polling I’ve seen thus far here cause I swore hero was gonna win and NOW???
Eden
2023-06-04 20:12:58 +0000 UTCI know I’m pretty devastated if we don’t get this. I’m going to have to write fan fiction or something 😅
Thelnie
2023-06-04 19:08:28 +0000 UTCLIKE WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN OMG😭
Katana
2023-06-04 19:08:28 +0000 UTCi was so chill bc i was confident it was going to win and now its behind 😭😭😭😭
Katana
2023-06-04 19:07:48 +0000 UTCMEEEE
Sofia
2023-06-04 19:07:45 +0000 UTCI JUST CAME BACK AND??? SUPERHERO IS LOSING??? I AM ABOUT TO MAKE NEW ACCOUNTS JUST TO OUTVOTE
Katana
2023-06-04 19:06:51 +0000 UTCIf superhero loses I’m going to cry 😭
Thelnie
2023-06-04 18:53:46 +0000 UTCDuuuude… this right here🤌🤌🤌✨✨✨
Sofia
2023-06-04 17:20:43 +0000 UTCOkay I love all these ideas and want them all...But I have an idea to offer that you're obviously free to ignore...Okay HEAR ME OUT. What if the listener has never told BF/roommate/whomever how she really wants to be treated, and he finds out because he hears her listening to one of your rougher audios? Usually she listens with her AirPods, but she thought he wasn't home. He is typically so mild mannered, and she didn't know how to express what she really wanted...but now he knows... I mean you could get pretty meta with this. If this has already been suggested, I apologize; I haven't read every comment on every post ;)
GirlWhoDranktheMoon
2023-06-04 15:06:42 +0000 UTChero august or prof august hmmmm
hala
2023-06-03 07:44:12 +0000 UTCLol wow that went dark. I learned something new about whales!
Thelnie
2023-06-03 06:09:55 +0000 UTCOoof truey, i didn’t think of it in terms of employer status but that’s definitely an element! Tbh whatever August chooses I know I’m gonna eat up bahaha
sarah 💫
2023-06-03 01:21:29 +0000 UTCI’d actually say this would be more gross. With a TA, that professor is an employer and likely an advisor (since the TA is most likely to work with the prof supervising their work), so there’s no way for them to be on equal footing. Whereas it’s conceivable that someone would be able to take a class and then not have any sort of lingering connection there, which would make the relationship more balanced. Sleeping with a TA would be an abuse of power, but sleeping with a *former* student wouldn’t be since the prof would no longer have any power to wield.
Ella
2023-06-02 22:53:57 +0000 UTCThat's so good!! Very ethical and sexy!
Ruth Hope 🩷
2023-06-02 21:52:47 +0000 UTCRe: unequal power dynamic in the Prof x Student scenario i feel like another way to get the “taboo”-ness of it all but equalize the playing field a little is if it’s like TA x Professor perhaps? Most TAs tend to be older graduate students anyway 🤷🏻♀️ there’s still a power imbalance to play around with but it might not be as significant compared to a student 🤔
sarah 💫
2023-06-02 13:25:05 +0000 UTCGreat, and ill host the meetings.
Sofia
2023-06-02 02:36:34 +0000 UTCI totally get the concern with dynamics of professor and student. However, maybe like a, your grades are all in already, it’s graduation day and the listener is taking photos on campus the morning of before the ceremony and she runs into her professor and they “celebrate.” Very much, “I have wanted you so long but I’m more proud of you.” You can tell I’m not totally invested in this at ALL 😂
mercuryandthecomets
2023-06-02 00:50:27 +0000 UTC😂😂😂
Ruth Hope 🩷
2023-06-01 23:48:27 +0000 UTCNice! I’ve done a bit of screen printing. I’ll make the t-shirts.
Ella
2023-06-01 22:25:31 +0000 UTCYou don’t get It I’m SUFFERING
Eden
2023-06-01 21:54:00 +0000 UTCAgreed #theaugustautumnpeople
Sofia
2023-06-01 19:08:09 +0000 UTCCool we’re besties now
Ella
2023-06-01 18:40:28 +0000 UTCUmmmmmm that’s because Miraculous is perfection so duh
Ella
2023-06-01 18:39:24 +0000 UTCSee, the thing is, if your body vibrates too much, you will literally explode. Like, sound is just vibration, and if you’re a diver too close to a sperm whale when it makes a call, your body will vibrate to death. Even exposure to smaller degrees of vibration than that has actual health consequences. So now I’m imagining this vampire’s dick exploding because the vibration literally tears apart his flesh.
Ella
2023-06-01 18:26:52 +0000 UTCIt’s obviously a fraud! It’s clear that They don’t want us to engage with history because then we might get Ideas and revolt against our oppressors! And They will do anything to maintain power, even stoop so low as to corrupt our sacred referendum! I demand a recount!
Ella
2023-06-01 18:04:45 +0000 UTCI never thought I'd be the one chanting "stop the count!" in my head lmao
Ruth Hope 🩷
2023-06-01 17:47:59 +0000 UTCLove YOU!
Ella
2023-06-01 15:50:42 +0000 UTCLol unfortunately it was not Edward. 😅 It’s an addicting but terrible fantasy romance indie book series called Zodiac Academy. It’s like horny Harry Potter college students.
Thelnie
2023-06-01 10:05:49 +0000 UTCCan confirm it is. We’ll see then. 🤭🤭
Sofia
2023-05-31 20:37:14 +0000 UTCI don’t think *we* can, I think it has to be set up by August? But if I go to the messaging section, it’s now split between “lounges” and “chat”. I’m guessing it should be the same for you?
Ella
2023-05-31 19:36:47 +0000 UTCI know, right?? And it’s costing us! We don’t even have the birds anymore! I’ll admit I split my vote with the superhero option that looks like it’s going to come out ahead, so I can’t complain *too* much, but my heart still breaks. Democracy is objectively a terrible, inefficient form of government.
Ella
2023-05-31 19:34:17 +0000 UTCWait we can make a groupchat? Hehehe
Sofia
2023-05-31 19:26:02 +0000 UTCI know, right?? I got a pop-up about “lounges” the last time I logged on, where patrons can chat with each other, and I need one of those to happen so we can be besties. AUGUST PLEASE.
Ella
2023-05-31 19:24:27 +0000 UTCHow the fuck are we historical hos losing again?! I hate democracy
Deedee
2023-05-31 15:15:28 +0000 UTCWAIT STOP ELLA THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING OMG I used to be obsessed with Miraculous and that’s instantly what I thought of when I read #1!!!
sarah 💫
2023-05-31 13:54:53 +0000 UTCLove that!
Ruth Hope 🩷
2023-05-31 12:17:31 +0000 UTC👁️👄👁️ ✍️ ✍️✍️
Andie
2023-05-31 06:50:14 +0000 UTCEveryone everywhere should watch Miraculous Ladybug.
Ella
2023-05-31 05:34:53 +0000 UTCBrilliant options. I’m obsessed with the superhero one, always into “but I want you too much” vibes, and love academia themes in general. (Though maybe it’s my personal experience talking, but I also agree that male student/female teacher is inherently superior. 😂 Though like you said, people can be students at really any age, so an older student might be able to identify more with their professor than their classmates, anyway, and have a totally different dynamic than a younger student might.) I’d like to make a suggestion for the last option, though, if that’s cool? As far as power dynamics, being seduced by someone entrusted with your spiritual/supernatural development is a bit uncomfortable. But maybe it would be cool for it to be a meditation session where two students are sharing a space; our Chosen One is under the impression that her counterpart doesn’t like her and is jealous of the fact that she’s the Chosen One and he isn’t, but actually he’s just horny for her and has a hard time dealing with that fact when they’re supposed to be doing Monk Things. And the stubbornness of neither wanting to give up the meditation space when they find themselves alone in the same spot leads them to finding it impossible to concentrate instead of bickering, bringing us to the scene you have in mind. Which isn’t to say there’s necessarily a problem with the narrative you’ve described as it is, but if you’re wanting to be careful about power relations, I figured you might like to hear a similar-but-slightly-different suggestion for how to set it up. 🤷🏻♀️
Ella
2023-05-31 05:33:40 +0000 UTCAlso very random, but my new favorite thing is how in the last couple of posts the comment section has been fire. It’s like we found out the fandom was also hearing, and we just figured out we were all here. So hai🤣
Sofia
2023-05-31 02:50:07 +0000 UTCAgain i said it, he’s been trying to get us to choose the nobility option for a sec. He’s got something special thereeee
Sofia
2023-05-31 02:44:51 +0000 UTCalso sidenote i WISH that i could describe the non-thematic audios as "relatable" oh my god
Rya Li
2023-05-31 02:32:28 +0000 UTCMy first thought when I read that was that scene in The Boys (spoilers I guess?) when Homelander and Stormfront finally have sex lmao. All the property damage 😂 And "Don't be a pussy. Laser my fucking tits" is just such an iconic line.
Ruth Hope 🩷
2023-05-31 00:55:53 +0000 UTCLmao 🕯️🕯️🕯️
Ruth Hope 🩷
2023-05-31 00:49:12 +0000 UTCthese are all too good, having trouble deciding 🤧
magic 8 ball
2023-05-31 00:15:14 +0000 UTCi know i will love anything that gets chosen but for the love of shonda rhimes, i am making a prayer circle for that Bridgerton option 🕯️🙏🏼🕯️
Andie
2023-05-30 23:27:45 +0000 UTCYES. 100% pure, organically-sourced, ethically-seduced professor x student banter is aaaahhhh that sounds incredible
Andie
2023-05-30 23:23:37 +0000 UTCSCREAMING. i am 48k words into a story with that first option’s very same dynamic and i am now frothing at the mouth 👁️👄👁️
Andie
2023-05-30 23:20:27 +0000 UTC@TheInie AHAHA does the title of that book rhyme with “Dwilight”?? 🧛🏻 tbh the realistic technicalities for superhero sex would probs be more funny/challenging than sexy but in fantasy porn world? LET’S GO 🦸🏻♀️
sarah 💫
2023-05-30 23:16:28 +0000 UTCThis is only tangentially related but I read a book about a vampire with superspeed and basically he can move so fast he can vibrate his dick and now I can’t stop thinking about if August used a superpower for funny sexy times.
Thelnie
2023-05-30 23:03:22 +0000 UTCThis right here, exactly. Fuck. I’m gonna get my hopes up. I mean it’s winninggggg
Sofia
2023-05-30 22:59:08 +0000 UTCOoh yes good point about SFX! I also think August’s voice fits the whole “unassuming, mild guy who’s a secret superhero that can punch through walls” character haha but honestly all these prompts are so appealing, I couldn’t choose just one 🥴
sarah 💫
2023-05-30 22:25:58 +0000 UTCRIGHT? Isnt that prompt just goals!? And think about the SFX possibilities
Sofia
2023-05-30 21:55:49 +0000 UTCAugust Cinematic Universe loading… No but really that one needs to happen at some point if it doesn’t win 😩 I’m dying to see what super power you give yourself (and listener if she ends up being a superhero too) ahaha
sarah 💫
2023-05-30 21:42:40 +0000 UTCI skimmed and misread "seduce priest" and my Catholic Upbringing said "❗❗😳lead me not into temptation👀👀👀" lollll. I am literally so down for ALL of these I'm just trust falling into this. I do really wanna see whatever hot Medieval stuff August has had waiting in the wings tho
Rya Li
2023-05-30 21:40:41 +0000 UTCSorry I read “Superhero” and completely blacked out um YOU GUYS SUPERHERO AUGUST ARE YOU KIDDING Edit: WE ARE 3 VOTES AWAY FROM WINNING do I need to make buttons and bumper stickers for y’all⁉️
sarah 💫
2023-05-30 21:02:49 +0000 UTCI was meh on the superhero one but thank you for reminding me I too fell in love with Vigilante
Rya Li
2023-05-30 20:52:12 +0000 UTCOhhhh I loveeee your idea of audios where the listener is the “main character” in that universe! Seems very engaging and opens up a lot of unique ideas.
rae
2023-05-30 20:16:13 +0000 UTCi was just about to say that hahah!!
Katana
2023-05-30 19:53:17 +0000 UTCFellow patreons getting my full thought process here. Cause now i read the descriptions and the fact August said the nobility ones keep almost winning and he keeps shifting to see if its sticks makes me think he has something up his sleeve we’re all missing here. This makes my choice 100% not easier 🤔
Sofia
2023-05-30 19:50:18 +0000 UTCAlso can i just say, ethically seducing your prof is giving me major, spank me, platonically of course, vibes. 🤭🤭🤭
Sofia
2023-05-30 19:47:35 +0000 UTCA SUPER HERO TROPE? oh my, guys. I am not ok. Do i start a campaign? Can i be the campaign manager for the frenemies super hero option? All these options are 10/10 options as usual😪 august always puts me between a rock and a hard place. He needs to get less good at making tropes. 🤭 (don’t just be proud)
Sofia
2023-05-30 19:46:15 +0000 UTCEver since I fell in love with Vigilante from Peacemaker the first trope has been super-glued to my brain 😔🤚 I trust that August will flawlessly execute the dynamic if it wins ✨
TheBiggestSimp
2023-05-30 19:33:28 +0000 UTCAh yes another poll where each option is PERFECTION. ✨✨👏👏 I voted for my fav, but I’m genuinely excited for any one of these to win 😂
Ash
2023-05-30 18:56:50 +0000 UTCIf the superhero one could have a Mark Grayson vibe from the Invincible animated series… ? 🥵 But whatever you come up with, we’ll eat it up for sure!
Fluffy
2023-05-30 18:54:36 +0000 UTCThe fourth one is just straight-up a fantasy of mine!! August please get out of my brain. 🥴
Nec
2023-05-30 18:48:12 +0000 UTC
