Vote on the May Exclusive Audio!
Added 2023-05-01 21:19:16 +0000 UTCMaybe it's just cause it's the first of May (and outdoor fucking starts today), but the theme of this month's poll is sex outside! The closest I've come to this area is the camping audio which in my opinion doesn't really count.
Bringing back some suggestions from previous months and a couple part twos in case you're interested in a spring throwback!
1. Your Tutor Tests You with an Outdoor Study Session (Listener x Tutor)
Part two of the tutor audio, some teasing/hold-the-moan/exhibitionist risk on some quiet corner of the quad. I'd definitely want to think of ways to make it different from the first one! Probably oral or maybe the listener writing out some notes/an essay.
2. The Lady Meets Her Favorite Commoner in the Royal Forest (Noble Listener x Commoner)
I've had historical/fantasy sex in the woods on my mind, clearly, but I'm pivoting the falconer idea from last month to an unlikely friends-to-lovers thing where a noble lady develops a secret friendship with a commoner who tresspasses in the royal forest. She sees him when she takes rides in the woods, and they enjoy the natural beauty, conversation and flirtation outside the bounds of their strict society. They give into temptation, obviously, but maybe we get into some cheating/impreg/breeding stuff with her wanting to bear a child that her arranged, repressed husband won't give her?
3. Backyard Bonfire with the DILF Next Door (Listener x DILF)
DILF part two! Fireside sex, probably more Mdom for a change. Maybe some thirst trapping firewood chopping? Is that too lame?
4. Walking Home with Your Friend from an Outdoor Concert (Listener x Friend)
Thought I'd throw in some good old fashioned F2L, though I feel like the excited, post-concert/festival energy could make for a fun vibe of friends getting caught up with each other and carried away. I'm thinking up against a tree/kneeling in the grass, playful and silly and kinda rough type stuff.
Comments
The wood chopping is not too lame. Men chopping wood makes me feral. Please please please include. 🙏 💕
Maeve
2023-05-05 22:11:52 +0000 UTCI know dilf is probably going to win. But my heart will forever be with the best friends tropes. That one audio of sneaking into my friends room after 4 years of not seeing each other is my comfort sound. The slow build and trust of friendship is EVERYTHING
Sofia
2023-05-05 18:28:57 +0000 UTCWhere’s the all of the above option? I’m confused 💀
Sofia
2023-05-05 12:12:33 +0000 UTCHaha no I hadn't heard this before. There really is a surprising breadth for the time, music for Beltane, Walpurgisnacht, that Justin Timberlake meme Nysnc song, etc.
Heather
2023-05-02 23:59:55 +0000 UTCAhh yayy, that what i was hoping for 😩!!
morve
2023-05-02 19:05:48 +0000 UTCYes, that's the plan!!
August Winter
2023-05-02 15:44:01 +0000 UTCThe dilf has my whole heart, but the one with the falconer? I swear I dont even want children but everytime I read the word ‚breeding‘ my breathing pattern changes 🫦😅
Nora
2023-05-02 13:31:24 +0000 UTCAHH no I haven’t watched that (yet) but now I guess I will bc your description/reaction for that scene alone has me hella intrigued 🫠🤓
sarah 💫
2023-05-02 09:22:37 +0000 UTCSo hard to pick but I feel like we need to see this historical fantasy through. I've been really impressed with your storytelling and I'm most curious how this story will unfold.
Thelnie
2023-05-02 07:44:30 +0000 UTC@andie when he said "i'll make sure you won't forget", my jaw dropped so fucking low because he executed that line so well, and went into the kiss, THEN TOOK OFF THE GLASSES 🥵
lilsaltydee
2023-05-02 04:49:04 +0000 UTC@diana SCREAMING i absolutely understood that reference !!! that kiss tho THAT KISS THO (im so distracted at work today this poll and all the comments have me WEAK ☹️)
Andie
2023-05-02 04:12:55 +0000 UTCI believe so because it says "part two," and August hasn't done any other DILF audios
Lambda Sitta
2023-05-02 04:07:03 +0000 UTCI’m honestly so excited to hear more of your period work bc the royal prince one??? Wheeeeewwww
axel
2023-05-02 04:04:42 +0000 UTC@Sarah Omg this reminds me of Ep 7 of Business Proposal... iykyk
lilsaltydee
2023-05-02 04:04:42 +0000 UTCI realized that shortly after commenting haha Thank you! 😊
Ruth Hope 🩷
2023-05-02 03:55:15 +0000 UTCWell...there might be no way to do every one of them at some point. No decision possible...voted all and am excited for the result no matter which one will be the most wanted 😊
Kat
2023-05-02 03:28:49 +0000 UTCLMAO I just saw that, my ADHD brain totally skipped that small text and went straight for synopses 😂 Thank you though! Now I feel like that meme of that woman solving math equations because votes for the other ones increases the lead over the tutor audio, but really Heather it's not that serious/any of these will be great.
Heather
2023-05-02 03:17:12 +0000 UTCYou can vote for multiple!
Lambda Sitta
2023-05-02 03:11:17 +0000 UTCI'll join you ✍️
Heather
2023-05-02 03:09:04 +0000 UTCQUESTIONNNN, is the dilf in the campfire scenario, the same dilf from the sub audio?? 😳😳
morve
2023-05-02 02:52:55 +0000 UTCno because sameeee 😭😭😭 i can’t believe it’s in last place rn 💔
shino
2023-05-02 02:27:28 +0000 UTCIf tutor doesn't win, I will be a bit of a menace and suggest it every suggest thread until it happens 😭😭😭
Lambda Sitta
2023-05-02 02:25:41 +0000 UTCYou can vote for multiple!
Lambda Sitta
2023-05-02 02:24:28 +0000 UTCYou can vote for multiple!
Lambda Sitta
2023-05-02 02:23:56 +0000 UTCI will never not vote for the tutor option, but once again... fuck, this is hard. ETA: I'm an idiot, I just now saw "Select all that apply"
Heather
2023-05-02 00:57:05 +0000 UTCLmaooo
Ruth Hope 🩷
2023-05-02 00:54:16 +0000 UTCLmao just in case you didn't already know about it, look up "First of May" by Jonathan Coulton, the song I presume August is referring to
Ruth Hope 🩷
2023-05-02 00:53:14 +0000 UTCAhhh, jealous! In Texas it's been outdoor fucking season for awhile but mostly for the trees... their sex dust is on every surface, immediately leading into phase one of multiple hellish levels of summer for 6 months 🥹🫠
Heather
2023-05-02 00:52:50 +0000 UTCSorry, not trying to spam with comments but I have one more to add. I love how you ask if a fire wood chopping thirst trap would be lame as if we all didn’t collectively PASS THE FUCK OUT reading that. HOOOOOO GIRLLLLLL if that winsssss 🫠🫠🫠🫠
Ash
2023-05-02 00:25:26 +0000 UTCikr but yes tutor supremacy!! i’ve replayed the tutor audio so many times that i’m dying for a new one like itt 😭
shino
2023-05-02 00:25:20 +0000 UTCRIGHT?!? It was so hard to pick!! Tutor supremacy!!!!
Ash
2023-05-02 00:22:20 +0000 UTCI am straight up just imagining like. thrusts punctuated by the occasional SCREE and im laughing v hard
Rya Li
2023-05-02 00:20:18 +0000 UTCI'm new (hi!) and C'MONNNN we can 800% see how hype you are about the medieval stuff, let's kick your writing skills into high gear!!
Rya Li
2023-05-02 00:17:41 +0000 UTCRIGHT?? It’s wild to me that we haven’t heard an audio from August yet where there’s explicit mention of removing glasses like—it’s just—I mean—PLEASE that’s so hot 👓
sarah 💫
2023-05-02 00:07:38 +0000 UTCoh wait now reading the other options i don’t know what to choose AGAIN 😭 august you’re making this very hard fhwnhfsjdj
shino
2023-05-02 00:03:49 +0000 UTCPLEASE im on my knees screaming crying begging for the part two of the tutor audio 😭
shino
2023-05-02 00:02:45 +0000 UTCalso i cannot BELIEVE mine eyes at that thirst trap woodchopper reference im losing my mind hahahahahahhaha YOU KNOW YOUR AUDIENCE SO WELL, AUGUST
Andie
2023-05-01 23:56:19 +0000 UTC………….Sarah the removal of the glasses tho….i see it i see the vision 🤯🤯🤯
Andie
2023-05-01 23:55:04 +0000 UTCHI YEAH I’M HERE got my marching shoes and everything 👟🍿🥨🪧 What do we want? 📢 HISTORICAL/FANTASY OUTDOOR SEX! When do we want it? 📢 SOMETIME IN MAY HOPEFULLY PLS Altho complete transparency: I voted for 2 AND 3 bc honestly the dilf character as mdom…possibly wearing flannel….setting up a wood fire…yes it’s tropey and basic and I love it. If August makes mention of the removal of glasses I *will* need to take time off work to recover
sarah 💫
2023-05-01 23:49:44 +0000 UTCLmao it would but also then he has to deal with me limping through the forest. He's just looking out for my safety. Or primarily he's like I am not about to carry you out the forest if you twist an ankle being a little horny goblin. I told him he shouldn't, he should call the fire department and ask for the SAR team. Special request unit 15 🤣 drop my name and tell them I'm waiting. They're customers of mine and are shirtless calendar material attractive. 🙈 He was not amused at my safety plan. 😒
MrsSnugglePuss
2023-05-01 23:44:56 +0000 UTC@Ruth OMG I completely forgot about that!!! hahha but actually the tutor one is my second choice because it’s definitely a top fantasy 🫣
Andie
2023-05-01 23:40:54 +0000 UTC@diana ANTHONY BRIDGERTON AS SLUT OF THE CENTURY DOES ABSOLUTELY COUNT I WAS LITERALLY JUST THINKING ABOUT HIM !!!
Andie
2023-05-01 23:39:41 +0000 UTC"now we get the option for the falconer audio without having to listen to the fucking falcons???" I have not been personally victimized by falcon sounds or whatever (kestrels sound pretty cute), but this comment is killing me 😂😭
Heather
2023-05-01 23:27:35 +0000 UTCHistorical as in the nobility one or the tutor part 2 one? I ask because re the tutor audio I don't think listener passed that history exam lmao
Ruth Hope 🩷
2023-05-01 23:19:14 +0000 UTCThe way I am obsessed with all of these options and want to vote yes on all of them lmao. Also, not me daydreaming earlier today about the enemy prince and then getting to vote for another nobility related audio... Kind of spooky, honestly. But anyways lol what a great first day of May!🌷🐛🪴🦋🌻🌹 Sidenote: this is the first poll I've gotten to vote on as I only became a patron last month, so I am extra jazzed to see what ends up taking top spot! ☺️
Ruth Hope 🩷
2023-05-01 23:16:50 +0000 UTCDoes Bridgerton count 👀👀👀
lilsaltydee
2023-05-01 23:11:38 +0000 UTCWouldn’t tripping in the forest make his job easier, though? He doesn’t even have to do anything!
Ella
2023-05-01 23:09:27 +0000 UTCYou and me, baby, ain’t nothing but mammals, so let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Ella
2023-05-01 23:08:01 +0000 UTCwhere are all my historical / fantasy hoes whERE ARE YALL ?? IM READY TO MARCH FOR OUR AGENDA bring signs and snacks
Andie
2023-05-01 23:05:30 +0000 UTCANDIE THE WHOLE POINT WAS TO AVOID THE GLASS-SHATTERING SCREECHING AND NOW YOU’VE RUINED IT
Ella
2023-05-01 23:02:33 +0000 UTCThis is no laughing matter, Becky.
Ella
2023-05-01 23:00:47 +0000 UTCif the noblewoman idea doesn’t win can i beg someone anyone to write this in whatever format fic or book or whatever i will sell my liver for this
Andie
2023-05-01 23:00:15 +0000 UTCNOT THE PIGEONS AS MATES OH MY GOD THE METAPHORS THE PINING THE SUBTLE FLIRTING SHUT UUUUUPPPPP
Andie
2023-05-01 22:58:08 +0000 UTCElla your ideas have me screeching in glass-shattering frequencies
Andie
2023-05-01 22:57:02 +0000 UTCnoble listener x commoner is so 🥺🌷✨ but also 🥵💦🌚🔥
V.W.
2023-05-01 22:51:15 +0000 UTCOh my god, #2 is sooo appealing 🥹 I am such a fan of the whole noble x commoner type of trope! So excited to see what you’ll release!! 😆
stef
2023-05-01 22:49:34 +0000 UTCI do miss the falconry element, though. That was cool. Maybe a homing pigeon trainer? They make cuter noises, and pairs are often separated because they’ll fly home faster if they’re returning to their mate. I’d totally be into some sexy banter about pigeon romance.
Ella
2023-05-01 22:44:38 +0000 UTCwe CA folks know that outdoor fucking is a year round activity <3
V.W.
2023-05-01 22:42:23 +0000 UTCMaybe it's because I live in Southern California, but I didn't know outdoor fucking had a start date 😅😏
Becky
2023-05-01 22:29:00 +0000 UTC🤣🤣 the falcon sounds
Becky
2023-05-01 22:25:49 +0000 UTCOh I miss playful August. Last we got him was in the New year-ish F2L ‘sneaking into old friend’s bedroom’ audio. Just for that I voted the outdoor gig one, but looks like it’s not a crowd fave for this month. Next time, I hope! 🙏🏾✨
Fluffy
2023-05-01 22:24:48 +0000 UTCI was sold on the falconer audio last time, but now we get the option for the falconer audio without having to listen to the fucking falcons??? You’re killing me. (Falconry is hella cool, it’s just that falcons make… falcon… sounds…) I can vibe with a bit of escapism from a political marriage, but juuuuust for the record, I’d also be into a situation where the noblewoman has *resisted* choosing a suitor because the person she actually wants isn’t an option. But of course, if she happened to get pregnant, there would be no choice but for the nobility to accept the relationship, right? I need you to artificially adjust the displayed votes so I can get what I want. Please and thank you.
Ella
2023-05-01 22:24:41 +0000 UTCI was just thinking about suggestions for May and tell me why I thought about fucking outside?! 😂😂 on the same wavelength forreal 😎
lilsaltydee
2023-05-01 22:21:29 +0000 UTCEach time I think I’m ready to choose one, a different scenario starts beckoning me over. The possibilities for all these scenarios are TOO GOOD. Also wouldn’t it be such a crazy kooky idea if like, maybe for a benchmark thing for 900 or 1000 patrons, August took a few of the top runner ups from these polls and made some of the audios that never got chosen as a reward? Wouldn’t that be?? So crazy?? And quirky of him??
sarah 💫
2023-05-01 22:16:23 +0000 UTCCan we just do all of them for may?? 🙏🏼🥺 please?
Misa Yamamoto
2023-05-01 22:10:05 +0000 UTCForest sex is kinda elite. There's a vibe and yeah I think its freeing from the constraints of being a person in society and just a person away from those rules. Primalistic, vulnerable and raw. I'm not sure I believe in all the woo but also me - magical fae sprinkle sprinkle that horny sex magick shit on me. I kinda have been on the please hunt me in the forest side of things and my partner is convinced I've just been reading too much dark fantasy with heavy primal dom CNC stuff. He's like bitch I'm too old to be chasing you in a forest where your clumsy ass is gonna trip. What a funny way to say he hates my happiness 😒 🤣🤣🤣
MrsSnugglePuss
2023-05-01 22:07:37 +0000 UTCSAME nature has an ✨effect✨ on me, I think it has to do with being in tune with raw, natural beauty maybe? Or getting in touch with our roots (literally) as humans? Either way, the idea of doing it under open sky? Yeah.
sarah 💫
2023-05-01 21:55:34 +0000 UTC"you have a little cum right there" murdered me omg
Katana
2023-05-01 21:49:37 +0000 UTCChrist I still remember the way you say “yummy” in that tutor audio 🫠
Tig
2023-05-01 21:46:20 +0000 UTCAs a hiking hornball (why does nature make me horny whyyy), I endorse this outside business. BRING BACK THE DILF, please! But the concert one is a strong one for me too. Music plus playful to rough against a tree? C'mon now.
MrsSnugglePuss
2023-05-01 21:45:01 +0000 UTCIf I could vote twice for the noble X commoner I WOULD. Just from what you’ve written for it I can tell it’s gonna be a banger
Eden
2023-05-01 21:42:21 +0000 UTCi desperately need sex against a tree scene no matter which one wins 🫡
Katana
2023-05-01 21:39:50 +0000 UTCSEQUELSSSS EEEEEEEE
Eden
2023-05-01 21:38:17 +0000 UTCFuck fuck fuck and I really thought May was gonna be my month to be totally normal sauce. SHIT.
sarah 💫
2023-05-01 21:34:46 +0000 UTCWAIT WHAT HOLD UP WHAT WAIT LEMME JUST OK WAIT
sarah 💫
2023-05-01 21:32:53 +0000 UTCTUTOR PART TWO?!??!!! 🫠🫠 All of these sound amazing! 🤩 The tutor is one of my favorite audios so I support that one the most! 👉👈 Can’t wait to see which wins!!!!
Ash
2023-05-01 21:32:46 +0000 UTCA-AGAINST A TREE???? I NEED EVERYONE TO HEAR ME OUT
Katana
2023-05-01 21:27:00 +0000 UTCMY BRAIN SHORT CIRCUITED AT "SEX OUTSIDE" LET ME GET BACK TO THIS AFTER I RECOVER
Katana
2023-05-01 21:24:46 +0000 UTCTUTOR PART TWO FROM THE MAN WHO SWORE OFF PART TWOS? MIRACLES DO HAPPEN
Lambda Sitta
2023-05-01 21:20:56 +0000 UTC
