[M4F] It's Way Too Hot to Touch, So Let's Just Vibe [Friends to Lovers] [Vibrator Play] [Mutual Masturbation] [Soft Mdom] [Sweaty and Sticky] [No Touching] [Ice Cubes] [Flirting] [Goofiness] [Overstimulation] [Facial] [SFX]
Added 2023-04-11 21:15:18 +0000 UTC
It's the hottest day of the summer and one of your best friends is over because his fan is broken. You're both sweaty and sticky and scantily-clad, but it's way too hot to even think about touching. But what happens when he finds your vibrator?
NAMES USED IN THIS AUDIO: Sl*t, wh*re, baby.
*begging* for another audio with this silly goofy bossy mean energy
Rachel
2025-04-12 14:35:02 +0000 UTC
I think about the “don’t you want to fall apart for me” in this one more often than I’d like to admit
Rachel
2025-04-12 14:27:32 +0000 UTC
Oh, come ONNNNNN!
Error404
2025-03-17 21:10:05 +0000 UTC
Ive listened to this one idk how many times and I'm just now learning that it was improv. You, sir, are Dangerous. Dangerous, I say!!!
Pomme🍎
2024-10-18 05:55:01 +0000 UTC
The way August laughs in any given audio has me in pieces. Send help asap. Side note I do agree with the placement in the soft collection
Squeakbox
2024-09-29 19:11:16 +0000 UTC
I had to go back and listen when I saw you mentioned it was improv. I AM THE ICE-CUBE 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠 are you serious?! And yeah, the SFX are always top notch 🔥🔥
Dana (Noël 🎄❄️)
2024-08-21 04:52:17 +0000 UTC
Perfectly timed for when I arrived at work. AND THIS IS IMPROV?! DIABOLICAL! 🫠🫠🫠 I melted like that ice cube. My goodness.
Dana (Noël 🎄❄️)
2024-08-21 04:44:22 +0000 UTC
This is today’s audio for my drive to work; I’ll update y’all if I survive this 😂
Dana (Noël 🎄❄️)
2024-08-21 04:16:05 +0000 UTC
赢麻了
similanian
2024-08-15 06:24:43 +0000 UTC
Simultaneously and collectively wanting to know everything and wanting to know nothing on a platform we’re definitely voluntarily here for 😭
Jingle Bell-nie 🔔🎄🎶
2024-08-13 10:09:26 +0000 UTC
Thelnie if I have to be plagued with this knowledge, so do YOU 🔫 (I’m so sorry)
snowplowed sarah 💫❄️
2024-08-12 05:00:49 +0000 UTC
You can’t keep reminding me this is improv lalalalala
Jingle Bell-nie 🔔🎄🎶
2024-08-12 02:45:22 +0000 UTC
I cannot believe I’m here again, please do not perceive me 🙈
You have to change your name to Gene Parmesan because you got me again…
This audio: Wouldn’t it be HILARIOUS if I made you cum disrespectfully hard? Wouldn’t it just be a riot, a hoot and a half, if I made you cum so hard, your ears started ringing??? I’m just fucking around, wouldn’t it be funny??? Teeheehee!
You’re sick, thank you so much 😔
Gabriella-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la ⛄
2024-08-10 21:50:46 +0000 UTC
YES GABRIELLA IT’S IMPROV HE’S A MADMAN!! The first time I heard this a couple years back on Reddit and saw it marked as an “improvisation” I fell to my fricken knees in awe and FEAR ⚠️ I loveee that there are little glimpses of the improv too, the natural pauses and random tangents (“Like imagine I’m Rosie Perez—Sorry, the heat is making me so crazy”) give it such a raw, “unpolished” feel in the bestttt way 🥺
The joker comparison EXACTLY AKSHHDJS this entire audio feels like the moment you watch someone’s earnest smile turning crooked. Just a teeeeeny bit sinister. The joyful smile is still there but now it’s…..ITS DANGEROUS 🙃 and yesss the jealous roommate and DT 8 comparisons are so spot on, him confessing he’s always wanted to see her like this??? 10 lobotomies for the table pls!!! And dude omg saying “holy shit” doesn’t even begin to cover it. I’m carving it into trees and vandalizing my local parks.
Hahaha ty for the sequel name love, I cannot resist a good pun! Speaking of, YES to more toy play (both treating listener as a toy and using toys ON her 🫠). The fact that he doesn’t even get to feel her but STILL derives so much pleasure from just playing with her is……*staring out my window, a single tear streaming down my cheek* 🥲
snowplowed sarah 💫❄️
2024-08-09 19:25:32 +0000 UTC
Im….improv? Are you joking? Is that a little ha ha hee hee joke like the evil Speaker in this audio?????? You mean the first part that’s like a head scratcher, but on my brain is improv??? Are we the ice cube (“look how fast it’s melting! Ridiculous!!”)? That’s so rude, but true…
All absolutely spot on, especially love “Like he’s still laughing and smiling but there’s a harder, desperate, almost crazed edge that is soooo intoxicating.” This is sort of like the Speaker in Jealous Roommate without the narration of fantasies. I *know* this man is thinking about every fantasy he’s had about this moment right now, and that’s why this all feels so overwhelming. He’s got the power of the sun in the palm of his hand because it’s fueled by weeks (months?) of wanting to wreck this Listener. So the restraint is so hot and so agonizing, but also there’s SO much to look forward to!! We are happily going to go off the deep end with him! One lobotomy please! If he’s having this much fun watching L come apart with just a vibe, he’s going to become The Joker in the sequel. Speaking of which, perfect sequel names, Sarah. You have a gift.
This guy is the perfect embodiment of DT #8’s “holy shit” thinking about how different this person was but two minutes earlier (I said “holy shit” at least twice, August. Are you happy? Are you not entertained?). And exhilarating terror. This whole audio is vibrating, dude. Need more characters like him, playing with their food/toying with L (ba bum chit) 😣
Gabriella-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la ⛄
2024-08-09 12:12:50 +0000 UTC
He kicks you off a cliff and offers little silliness parachutes occasionally on the way down, but you are ABSOLUTELY FALLING. This is in my Feral/Animorph Collection (with a couple others I'm sure you know because I can't shut up 😑).
Gabriella-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la ⛄
2024-08-09 11:52:13 +0000 UTC
The fact that he’s so goofy silly, laughing all adorably but can ALSO get so wickedly mean is…..Ima drive off a cliff if I think about it too much. The DUALITY, the way that he keeps up the silliness *while* being mean? I’m a goner 😵
snowplowed sarah 💫❄️
2024-08-09 06:19:45 +0000 UTC
Too hot to touch more like too powerful to hear hahahaha. ha. ha.
Fr tho, I truly have to pace myself w this one bc goofy, grinning, “ah ICe cOOB!” August positively decimates me. No matter how many times I relisten, the silly laughter completely overtakes me and I sprain every muscle in my face smiling too hard 🤕 I can’t even THINK about how this is IMPROV⁉️crazy kooky nutso bananas!!! 🫵🏼 your banter is always absurdly good but this one holds a special place in my heart, I think bc *this* is the audio that really got me hooked back before patreon and this Speaker feels super realistic and familiar. The easy, chill vibe + adorable laughs lull you into a false sense of security, everything is so casual and light until BAM!! “Spread your legs” 🫠
The inhale + pause @ 9:13 is so LOADED and builds so much anticipation, you can *feel* him trying to contain himself, good lord. The breath work feels really distinct too, like he’s so turned on, he’s frustrated (hello & welcome to the club, here’s a pamphlet 📄) and can’t even speak at some points???🧎🏻♀️the gritted, incoherent mutters and grunts are mouthwatering. Also realized that instead of the typical switch from soft to hard, it feels like the teasy, fun energy stays throughout? Like he’s still laughing and smiling but there’s a harder, desperate, almost crazed edge that is soooo intoxicating. The lil laugh + “I told you don’t touch me” @ 17:57, the “why don’t you ask me nicely, huh?”, the way he LAUGHS when she’s about to come?? 🥴😵💫 this man is so silly *and* so mean, I would kill for more characters like him‼️
Also love the sense of movement here, like you can hear him moving to get more ice, check the drawer, put his shirt on the floor, etc. and not just in an SFX way. You can tell you’re moving to the side/away from the mic and it adds so much depth to your performance!🎙️I’m still holding out for possibly getting “THTT 2: I Know What You Vibed Last Summer” (alternately: “Sweaty Or Not, Here I Come”) someday, but in the meantime, I’ll just have to replay this and risk getting heatstroke ✊🏼🔥🧊
snowplowed sarah 💫❄️
2024-08-09 06:12:43 +0000 UTC
It's the fact that he said "look at you squirm, oh my god. that must feel good" and "are you even wearing panties?" in ONE audio, I can't anymore. Menace.
whiskey got-run-over-by-a-reindeer
2024-08-06 23:40:39 +0000 UTC
It's inconceivable that this was briefly in the Soft Collection, this guy is so MEAN. Exactly right, I had alarm bells going off, I was scared for my life, rightfully so! Cannot believe I have to keep listening to this on repeat for.....for....the poll?? For... research on climate change? Yes. That's it.
Gabriella-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la ⛄
2024-08-06 17:05:16 +0000 UTC
Safe to say the streets were not safe last April. I'm a feral newbie and have consumed too much of the catalogue too quickly. 😵💫⚠️🗓️
Oh my god, I know. I don't remember when I listened to this, and I was definitely on a mission (🫡🌹🤯🥀) but I was not! 🚨 prepared! 🚨 for this goofy! chuckling! 🚨🚨teasing! delicious! devious! 🚨🚨 man!!! 🚨🚨🚨🚨🥴🫠🥵
My condolences to you on this day of baring witness to the evilest side of this man. Here lies our last straw. ⚰️
In lieu of flowers, please bring ice chips to our funeral. 🧊🧊
whiskey got-run-over-by-a-reindeer
2024-08-06 15:11:14 +0000 UTC
Last April, was it just utterly feral in this part of town? Rapid dogs barking and howling at this man? If that is "well", then yes, I am well.
My first listen was just to listen, and I was utterly scandalized. My second listen, he did indeed take a cattle prod to my brain. When I tell you I was *out*??? Feared I would not wake up this morning. He's an evil man 😔
Gabriella-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la ⛄
2024-08-06 12:11:00 +0000 UTC
A true villain. No more anti-heroes here. Pure unadulterated evil is afoot.
Also your FIRST TIME, good lord, are you well? Are you still with us, Gabriella?? The first time I listened to this it knocked me tf out. In the words of Lorelai Gilmore, I need a paper towel and valium, please.
whiskey got-run-over-by-a-reindeer
2024-08-06 02:13:06 +0000 UTC
Bro, having just listened for the first time, what is WRONG with this dude? He's evil actually???? I'm shaking. He made my cheeks hot!
Gabriella-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la ⛄
2024-08-05 22:22:25 +0000 UTC
Ha ha hee hee, then you're cumming. This guy is a fucking menace.... The chortling is so deceptive. He's soooo cute, I am completely disarmed! Of course I'm going to do whatever he says when he asks for a demo!
Frankly, I'm scared of this man. The tonal shift around 9:30 is 🤯, like I just realized I entered a spider's web. He and the BJ Instructor are the same flavor of dangerous. I felt *shocked* at the dirty talk, at his casualness and conviction. Have we done this before????? Aaaaaand I'm brain dead before I even realize what's happening. 11731/10 will do this again. Thanks for the magic trick, August 😵💫
Gabriella-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la ⛄
2024-08-05 22:21:26 +0000 UTC
赢得开心吗🙂
秦词
2024-08-03 16:49:34 +0000 UTC
it's so adorable 😭
Laine 🦋
2024-07-08 06:34:10 +0000 UTC
august i love your laugh
aj
2024-06-21 23:01:07 +0000 UTC
Idk what I love more. The way you laugh so genuinely in this or how fucking meaaan you can be.
whiskey 🍒
2024-06-21 20:14:03 +0000 UTC
this audio is such a little gem. been coming back to it for months and months now and it never gets old. perfectly rough and mean in this one with just the right amount of laughs 😌🩷
lexi
2024-06-02 09:21:09 +0000 UTC
wow ice cube play is officially rough!!!👏
similanian
2024-05-21 18:18:10 +0000 UTC
Listening to this and owning a vibrator is heavenly
Kizø
2024-05-19 04:10:27 +0000 UTC
Listening to this for the first time and I'm vibing now cus I eat ice
Kizø
2024-05-19 03:56:39 +0000 UTC
also it makes a perfect joi,absolutely loving it!!!genius idea as always 💜
similanian
2024-05-11 09:06:23 +0000 UTC
haha glad im not the only one who feels this way.
after all he just sits there,playing wt u while watching you losing.wouldn’t let you touch him bcs he’s so not bothered.this is just humiliatingly rough af imo..
similanian
2024-05-11 09:02:53 +0000 UTC
Yeah… maybe it’s because he’s kind of silly cute ❤️
Thelnie
2024-05-10 17:01:13 +0000 UTC
no fr i love this audio but i always wonder why this is under the soft collection LMFAO he’s a little mean and the dirty talking is crazyyy
peach
2024-05-06 16:52:04 +0000 UTC
august i luv you but your interpretation of soft is confusing!!this audio might be the roughest piece of work on your ptr.
similanian
2024-05-03 17:42:03 +0000 UTC
I come back to this one because of how much I love your laugh here. ♡
Aejinx
2024-04-21 09:31:02 +0000 UTC
just listened to this one for the first time 😗 JAIL!!!!!! JAIL !!! i will never recover
chloe
2024-04-01 14:57:33 +0000 UTC
I love the laughter! I couldn't hold myself back from laughing out loud along.
glasses_lipsticks
2024-03-28 07:44:20 +0000 UTC
Out of all of August's audios this one has the best character. He's just so cute. Also him and the listener have such cute chemistry!
Jess
2024-03-27 19:58:33 +0000 UTC
Classic. 🔥
Winry
2024-02-22 23:06:46 +0000 UTC
😳 you're amazing. Oh my god.
2024-02-22 11:31:48 +0000 UTC
why didn’t yall tell me about this one???? jesus christ. needed to take a long walk 15 minutes in. just think about life, MY GOODNESS
edit: end of audio. my mouth is so dry and i need to write a book about this audio and why I need it to happen to me. thank you.
Phoebe
2024-02-02 23:04:53 +0000 UTC
i love this one because he's a little mean 🙈 Like this such a realistic example of what it actually be like to hook up with one of your guy friends
electra
2024-01-23 04:49:05 +0000 UTC
"don't you want to fall apart for me 🥺" is diabolical.
ky 💌❣️✨
2023-12-01 07:54:56 +0000 UTC
This is my roman empire
Brooke
2023-11-08 07:56:55 +0000 UTC
your laugh is so cuteee, u should do more audios were you laugh ! xx
sam
2023-09-28 05:40:23 +0000 UTC
MM is the hottest thing..one of my favorite activities and yeesh your praise and admiration in my ear?! You never miss 😭
Lizzy 💃🏻
2023-07-16 13:28:22 +0000 UTC
I have to say in the beginning when you say “I’d rather it be cold cause you can always add more layers but when it’s hot you can be naked and still be hot.” It’s literally something I say all the damn time! 🤣 I needed to finally comment because I’ve been binging your audios and have been just trying to enjoy them without stopping to comment. Now I need to go re-listen to them all to comment on them! 🫣
Kacie Elektra ✨
2023-07-02 06:16:21 +0000 UTC
Your goofy personality really captured the whole mood in this audio. It’s honestly really adorable. And I like these friends to lovers type of audios because it’s relatable. I hope we get to see more of your goofy side in future posts because they add a lot of good vibes to the mood ✨🥰
MissGoldenChaos
2023-05-30 05:01:28 +0000 UTC
It's so funny because it's burning hot where I am and our building doesn't have A/C, so this audio is very much on point right now 😭. Maybe I need to make some ice
Lambda Sitta
2023-04-15 14:44:06 +0000 UTC
goofy august always gives me butterflies omg
midnight_munchies3
2023-04-12 13:30:33 +0000 UTC
Don’t get me wrong, the performance is always spot on so take out the heatwave and sweaty stickiness and I’m all about it. Hehe. Also, it’s getting hot where I live so I’m all agro about it. 😝
sk8rgirl
2023-04-12 09:51:30 +0000 UTC
All time favorite 🤭
threeamthots
2023-04-12 07:24:37 +0000 UTC
Love this one so much 🫠
Lambda Sitta
2023-04-12 03:40:28 +0000 UTC
the amount of times i have replayed this audio is between me and my browser history ONLY
Andie
2023-04-12 03:33:42 +0000 UTC
Lmao it’s so interesting to see what works/doesn’t work for other ppl cuz the sweaty, sticky, messy thing very much wORKS for me and this is like in my top 3 🥵 I’m also partial to this one cuz I’m a sucker for goofy August and it’s also when I first discovered I like overstim haha 🫠🫠
sarah 💫
2023-04-12 02:01:43 +0000 UTC
never thought i'd say this about any of your audios, august, but this one makes me cringe. i hate being hot and i'm such a germophobe so sweaty and sticky is icky for me. lmao.
sk8rgirl
2023-04-12 00:55:52 +0000 UTC