Happy New Year! Don't forget there's a blasphemous vampire child following you around who will take your words at face value. Be a responsible parent.
I originally wanted to crack this joke using a shapeshifter character, but I remembered Cursed Child is basically my creative dump for anything that involves comedic horror.
Jerseygirl
2026-01-12 21:44:03 +0000 UTCJerseygirl
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