Berry Army is the Strongest
Added 2020-05-09 11:18:02 +0000 UTC Folks, I just found out something! The Emmas are actually COMMUNIST! It was obvious the whole time! Think about it: She's called Emma BeRry! They are on average 10 times larger than a human. 10 is Decem in Latin, so you take the R from the surname and the E from the first name and then add the D from Decem and you get RED!!!!!!111 The color of the COMMUNIST Army! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!11
To be clear to everyone, I'm being sarcastic™ here 
but since it's victory day today and I couldn't get this finished in time for liberation day yesterday I wanted to share this. I initially got the idea, when a #patriot™ came waltzing into my comment section with a thunderous "sieg heil" one day, believing I somehow was receptive to his ideology because I'm german. To quote TheOdd1sout: BOY WAS HE WRONG!!!
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