Devlog #idc. IT IS PARTY TIME

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I AM PROUD TO SAY

I'LL TELL WITHOUT FURTHER DELAY

THE FIRST TEST BUILD IS READY TO BE PLAYED

AND WITH THAT, MOST IMPORTANT WORDS ARE CONVEYED

Yeah yeah yeah yeah! EVERYONE. The first test build is ready and on the Steam servers.

Meaning that the end of this month. Yes. THIS MONTH. JULY 30TH. The Gender Gamers tier and above (YES WE MADE A NEW PATREON TIER FOR THIS) can play the first build of.

If you are a gender gamer tier or above. No worries, more releases should follow soon. We hope

Yeah, yeah, yeah! We have everything set. The feedback form. The bug report form. Nathan tested it like fucking 50 times, hunting for more bugs. But now. Now. Now. Now. IT IS READY BITCHES.

The Steam keys will be distributed starting July 30th. We have a set number of keys available. It is possible that keys may run out before you can claim yours. In that case, please notify us and we will make more.

Even still FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I feel like we should have a kind of celebration. BUT I HAVE NO CLUE ON WHAT IT SHOULD BE. So y'all can have a vote!

• Mario Kart 8 Deluxe with Alice (I am a poor bitch who can't afford a Switch 2 ;-;)

• Nathan and Alice AMA on Patreon

• Livestream of the game with developers' commentary from Alice (Only gender gamer and above!)

• Leave a suggestion in the comments!

FOR NOW! ALICE THE BOUNCING CODE GOBLIN WILL KEEP CODING AS SHE IS FUCKING HYPED! See y'all next month!!!

Wait... hold on... NATHAN YOU SHOULD SAY SOMETHING TOO! pulls him in here Go on! say how excited you are ^^

Nathan here:

Yeah, its all coming together now!

We're having our first test sesion with you guys. The new $15 "Gender Gamers" tier and of course the $20 tier patrons get the ability to test the game. And I didnt test it 50 times (I think)

It isnt the full game yet, only the first half of the game, as we're still working on the 2nd half of the game where the fun begins 😉

On July the 31st I will post the steamkeys for those tiers that can be accessed via Steam with the integration of Itch.io.

The build is only for PC (windows) and you need a keyboard and mouse to play it.

What else can I say more?

Except…. HYPE!!!!