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Drunk & Dangerous: Moon People 3, Pt 12 -- (God's Chosen Lobster)

I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another Drunk & Dangerous!  

Join me once again as I rant and ramble my way through some of the worst sci-fi writing ever to grace the page, Moon People 3, written by Dale Courtney.  We're almost finished with the book... but at what cost?

Drunk & Dangerous: Moon People 3, Pt 12 -- (God's Chosen Lobster)

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It sounds like David collected all seven Chaos Emeralds from the Sonic series, and became Super David, that’s why he turns gold. I also love the deep voice you gave David, that was hilarious. Thank you for making me laugh and brightening my day, Dangerous. I hope you’re having a good week. 😊

Hayk

If I could kill an inanimate object it would be this trilogy of absolute literary nightmare fuel 😭😭. This concoction of bastardized, basic english and vernacular studies. A caveman with pictograms has written better stories than this and far less contrived. I want to set these “books” ablaze, put the smoldering remains in a lead box, weld it shut and throw it in the gotdamn Mariana Trench 🤬😫 The only reason I come back is to share the burden of DA having to expose herself to such madness for our deranged taste in entertainment. If I could DA, I’d send you the best 8th money could buy for continuing to indulge us in this nightmare 🫡🥹

PintsizedPip

Damn, the main cast of characters aren't the good guys at all. Instead of co existing their like "Now that we reset time we're gonna fuckin kill all them sons of bitches! hahahahahahaha."

Jeremy Knight

Every time David starts glowing golden I automatically think the Star theme from Super Mario 64 is playing.

Jeremy Knight

Hurry up and finish

Leighton

Looks like we’re having Lobster tonight! ❤️🤗😊🦞

Dangerous' Freya❤️


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