Drunk & Dangerous: Moon People, Pt 8 -- (Asparagus and Potatoes)
Added 2021-09-08 12:00:05 +0000 UTCI hope you guys enjoy todays patron-exclusive upload, the continuing drunken ramble and reading of the awful travesty of a word loaf, Moon People, written by the evil maniac, Paddington Essay*.
So relax, sit back, listen and be astounded that someone with such a poor grasp of the English language could be confident enough to publish their own literature. Just don't say you weren't warned.
*Name has been changed to protecc
Comments
44:36 - GOD DAMN IT DANGEROUS XD
Cole Blackblood
2022-12-07 21:45:45 +0000 UTCAnyone else get the "David is a racist" vibe?
Cole Blackblood
2022-12-07 21:37:25 +0000 UTCI love how every chapter gets more painstakingly difficult to read rofl 🤣
Car_313
2021-10-01 01:28:08 +0000 UTCThis is my favorite thing on the internet, DA. I looked up the book on Google Books and read this description: "...of coarse you have to read the book to find out the rest and I know you will enjoy it because its action pact from the beginning to the end." I know that the action pact chapters are coming up soon. I cant weight!
Adam
2021-09-10 21:11:27 +0000 UTCI have to say, your political riff here is extremely apt. As funny as it is laughing at this writer, you know he is one of those who just *can't fathom* why people from other cultures might not want our "help" or "trade". Sigh...
Adam
2021-09-10 21:05:02 +0000 UTC"The room were higher probably because of their height". Probably? whoever wrote this is either a troll or he wrote David to be the dumbest character ever.
Jeremy Knight
2021-09-09 23:19:18 +0000 UTCSo these aliens aren't much different from humans? god I was actually hoping these aliens would be the highlight of this story.
Jeremy Knight
2021-09-09 11:57:07 +0000 UTCThe Drunk and Dangerous series has become a highlight of my week, always fun. Now I can’t wait to try out a mashed asparagus recipe
David Kelly
2021-09-09 03:30:30 +0000 UTCThe amount of character breaks and whatever’s has amounted to the point of clinical insanity; and I feel guilty for loving every minute of it.
Michael Krain
2021-09-09 03:00:03 +0000 UTCMarathoned this whole thing from the start today and I'm loving the bits and riffing this thing has inspired so far. Also, it's nice to see that Paddington studied at the Wiseau school of storytelling.
PlusMinus
2021-09-08 23:37:09 +0000 UTCIt's like they had a purposely flawed auto correct while writing this
Jade Rift
2021-09-08 23:26:47 +0000 UTCAlthough Dangerous has already gone feral and bonkers, it's concerning that this is still only BOOK ONE of a Trilogy.
DaveNerdyGeek
2021-09-08 22:39:20 +0000 UTCEntertaining and filled with cynical humor, I love it !! 17:11 to 17:30 being my favorite part XD Otherwise the story is a bit like a ruined orgasm, it can be fun if you don't know in advance but here with this writer who has the Forest Gump IQ, there is no hope for an interesting ending. In fact I will only consider that I came if David dies in excruciating pain at the end.
Gambit
2021-09-08 18:13:18 +0000 UTCI think if maybe there was just one relatable moment in this entire word loaf. It would have to probably be how the aliens, after -just- starting the conversation, were asking to be told to leave LOL.
Winter
2021-09-08 17:35:38 +0000 UTC“By the way, what kind of food is this? Is this crap? It tastes like it.” Holy shit that caught me off so hard! I’m cry laughing, turning red, and holding on a counter to help stand. I don’t know why that was so funny, but, God, I loved it.
Coby-O
2021-09-08 16:39:25 +0000 UTCWas it ever on the moon? Or even a base?
Ipdar teldar
2021-09-08 15:48:23 +0000 UTCAlso, how can it still be lunar base 1...if its not even on the moon anymore..
Winter
2021-09-08 15:35:24 +0000 UTCMisery loves company ☺️
2021-09-08 15:20:08 +0000 UTCAh, I thought I smelled bologna sandwich when I woke up this morning, that’s how I knew, the next part of Moon people had been uploaded. 😂 Thank you for the audio Dangerous, remember, we’re all with you as you persevere through this. 🙂 Also, the part when they were told to behave during dinner made me think of the dad from Troll 2 lol “David, remember you can’t piss on hospitality!” 😂
Hayk
2021-09-08 14:46:07 +0000 UTC25.58 best fuck I've ever heard 😂 and as a lesbian, negative dick is my favorite word from now on 👍🏼
2021-09-08 12:38:47 +0000 UTCThis is some great shit to listen to while playing Tarkov. Twice the extreme mental distress!
tallon43
2021-09-08 12:26:03 +0000 UTCOmg poor baby you're voice like you're crying D. İf you want to burn it we can all join you, you know... And after that we can do chatting about cats, someone brings you a blanket, someone makes hot chocolate, someone bring a really hot erotica for you, we make you comfy as hell. Oh it looks like you really need it after that trauma. ❤️😉
2021-09-08 12:16:10 +0000 UTCWhy do you hurt yourself like this Dangerous?
Frosty King
2021-09-08 12:07:10 +0000 UTCI honestly can't believe you're still doing these. Honestly it's like watching an Elite Pain video at this point. Your torture is, truly, exquisite.
Adam
2021-09-08 12:06:11 +0000 UTCThis should be interesting for Moon People! ❤️🤗😊
Dangerous' Freya❤️
2021-09-08 12:01:33 +0000 UTC
