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Chain of Command, Pt 2: Touching Base -- (Female x Listener)

I hope you guys missed me and that you enjoy today's early upload, the continuation of the office romance Chain of Command, written once again by the wonderful sofi p.!

(Seriously, I had the most amazing break -- thank you guys so much for your patience!)

Chain of Command, Pt 2: Touching Base -- (Female x Listener)

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Sofi was a nerd back then too.

Stephen as Moviebuff3000

"Are you a cat person or a dog person? Really?" "Well, my sub nickname is Kitten, so..."

Cole Blackblood

Finally remembered to comment here! “I’m a hugger!” But… but… social distancing… JK JK “Showing up 45 mins early.” 1. Mood 2. Hey that’s enough time to listen to all of the NSFW chapter :P 3. Listen, I had to be early to being early 4. Given the way my brain works, I would’ve sat around all day waiting for this one meal anyway, might as well arrive 45 mins early 5. I have a phone like any good Zoomer would! It’s Discord time! :P “You look nice!” Blocked! Unrealistic! “I know it’s not the fanciest place…” (Thinks about how I eat at Little Caesars all the time) (Nervous laugh) Ok but as a non-coffee person, I don’t drink Starbucks either way LOL! “Black” That’s how my dad takes his. It’s horrific. “Like the infinite abyss where my heart used to be.” Mood. Sofi. Your outlook on coffee… Has me mildly concerned… Have you ever considered soda? JK LOL But man, the dialogue here is so funny and sassy. I almost forgot how much fun it was to listen to! And yes, as always, massive kudos to DA for delivering every line with the perfect amount of wit to keep it funny the entire way through! Also, me accepting a coffee date even tho I don’t drink coffee? Yeah, that tracks. LOL Chocolate milk is the best, bitch. Adulthood is a sham. Her: Be cool! Also her: (laughs the entire order) Bitch I can order for myself, thank you very much! Oh wait. This is an audio. So I can’t. Dang it. LOLOLOL “That’s a dangerous fucking game you’re playing!” Honey you don’t even know the half of it LOL Also, retroactively, how was the listener presumptuous/bold enough to assume it was a date? Have you met a real lesbian? They’re disasters who don’t realize it’s a date until 5 others have already happened, LOL! “I’m not a bully!” X to doubt… :P “So here we are? What now?” Me (Asks about dogs vs cats) Damn ALSO ME!!! This is why, Sofi, I say you have such realistic dialogue even when it’s silly. This entire bit had me laughing, but I can SOOOO see myself acting like both of these characters! It’s great! And of course, DA’s playfully dramatic performance helps it feel THAT much more real! Also, while I totally see what you mean about humans domesticating dogs and the concern about the blind loyalty dogs can show their owners, I guess I just like the fact that they ARE so genuinely and consistently happy and loyal and loving. I also prefer more overt displays of affection, and dogs are typically better at that than cats. But man, I like cats too! I’m just biased towards dogs since those are what I grew up with But LOL, that little cat diatribe sounds like something DA would say BRO GIVE ME A PANDA BEAR Also, why does this chick know this bear fact? Double also, this is what I mean when I say the dialogue manages to be so funny and weird and yet so relatable and realistic. I may have never talked about what makes bears horny, but I can relate to that “you’re nervous so you start spouting random, disturbing facts bc you KNOW it makes the other person uncomfortable and it’s funny.” Bc that’s ALL my interactions with my friends. We throw weird stuff at each other just to see who squirms first LOL And then the waiter comes back RIGHT in the middle of your weirdest sentence? Yeah, been there too But ok, no, we conserve that chocolate milk and drink it with a spoon like fancy chocolate soup! But yes, I’m still very thirsty… huehuehue “You’re adorable!” Blocked again. Still unrealistic. “You’re beautiful… as a person.” ME TRYING TO FLIRT And again, DA nailed it with the performance. Every little vocal tic and quirk just conveys all the nervousness, silliness and flirtiness and the back-and-forth so well! Like, this is a slice-of-life script and yet DA manages to make the voice fun to listen to. I’d swear it was magic LOL A fun vampire… Whomst? :P “fucks like a duck.” (laughs) “… well, it’s probably a sex pest.” (LAUGHS) How r u so good at writing stuff like this Sofi? I told u, u is very smort! Only big brains can come up with good jokes that aren’t JUST bad puns! Also (Homer voice) NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD A BIT of a homebody? Man that’s all I am! LOL Also, her schedule is mine, down to the ramen and couch, but minus the gym (and replace “phone” with “book” LOL). Office jock… Now there’s a thought. And hey, I’m small enough you COULD fit me into a locker. Tho that sounds like the start to a bad porno LOL “I’m not all that exciting these days.” Well that’s perfect bc that’s all I’ve ever been: not all that exciting Late bloomer, SAME “What makes YOUR danger zone tingle?” LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Oh and she’s out here only listing sub position. Mkay I see how it is. LOL Also, of COURSE she’s the boss. It’s DA, duh, LOL Also, anytime she says “Sir” I just think of the stupid “Like a Sir” memes (Catch me out here saying “Daddy” instead :P) I’ll be screaming it… across the office bc I probably need your help with something LOL Now all the joke safe-words I’ve ever heard have also been food, but never an entire order :P Just avoid food foreplay LOL Also, first-date talk? Yeah welcome to the 21st century. Gays are so starved for affection we speedrun this shit. Catch me talking about my kinks 5 mins into our first meeting. Go big or go home, you get what’s on the tin, LOL Also, bro, that “I’m not your boss” is JUST like the “it doesn’t count bc she’s a STEP mom!” Miss me with that BS LOL :P And yes, more Condescending Secretary vibes LOL “Grab Ass” That’s what the kids are calling it these days? :P But man, I love that this character manages to never stop cracking jokes even in serious conversation. That’s ME LOL Oh right, I forgot, this was a Sofi script so now we need the obligatory “heart to heart” vulnerability crap. :P “You know when you get invited to a party-?” Aaaaaand Imma stop you right there. ULTIMATE BLOCKED, MOST UNREALISTIC OF ALL LOL “Embrace the power of Fuck It! For it will set you free!” THERE’S SOMETHING WE AGREE ON! HELL YES!!! Also, DA, the way you delivered that line, SO FUCKING PERFECT!!! Had me rolling! Sounded like something right of a melodramatic DND tangent! So much grandiosity in your voice and I LOVE IT Bloomer not Doomer, LOL, IDK, I kinda liked it Not into musicals? Not into camp? Never talk to me again. :P Making your dates sit thru shit is normal :P “That’s a 5th date kind of torture!” LOL But LOL I love how melodramatic she is, with all the “rules” and “books” and “HR” stuff LOL The sass will kill me “You do realize it goes both ways, right?” Yeah just like me AYYYYYYYYYYYY Sorry, bad joke, LOL But man, once again, phenomenal work with going from her hoity-toity play-personality to instantly switching back into nervous mode. Like, that was a really clever way to end the audio and it was a stinger of a question, and DA did phenomenally dropping back down from “chest puffed out” to “shoulders hunched, avoiding eye contact”. It’s incredible how fast the mood changes. This was an excellent rerun, bravo Sofi and DA!

Irhaboggler

Welcome back!

ThereIsAnOctopus

I can’t believe we got fucking chocky milk lmao

kysOnline

Glad you’re back and that you had an awesome break!

Gavin Jablonski

“Black, like the infinite abyss where my heart used to be.” Okay, Prosecutor Godot. 4:52 This isn’t a date, okay Baka? 5:20 Ah, now that’s unexpected. 25:45 Damn. Didn’t know you hated musicals that much, Dangerous.

Net Neutrality

Ya know, I like this. More of a slice of life than most things you do.

Missing

WAS THAT A GOD DAMN AMELIE REFERENCE I CAN'T EVEN RIGHT NOW-

Gene Godhand

Is she being nicely mean or meanly nice? Either way, I love it

Camilo Iribarren

so glad you're back❣️ ☺️🥰✨✨✨✨✨

JoStal Dance

Behold another episode of "Dangerous, office lady edition". (Seriously though, great stuff.)

TwoArmedBlueandRedDrapes

I am glad you enjoyed your break. It’s good to see you back.

atomjon619 .

Glad to see you're back and happy to hear you've had an amazing and well deserved break! Been feeling down and lonely lately as I haven't been able to see my friends as much and your content helps me cope and for that I'm eternally grateful. Without you and other creators putting out content for people to enjoy I would be struggling a lot more. Keep up the amazing work! 🧡

JuicySBG

Me not drinking coffee. My immersion is 100%

FeildMarshalJAC

Fun fact male ducks have a corkscrew genitalia

Sergeant Dornan

Welcome back! Glad you had a good break! Can't wait for some more of them sweet delicious /brain tingles/

Bubba Kren

welcome back😍💘

Sparklebum

Why did it have to end?😭 i loved it❤️

Gigi

She's really a sweet character. I think I would've been like this if I was able to work but a lot more reserved.

Jeremy Knight

I really enjoyed the first part, so you coming back with this series and such a long episode to boot, was a really nice surprise. I absolutely love this character and her dynamic with the listener. It's so sweet and sexy at the same time. Also, her constant teasing is so you. 😂 It was really cute when she actually got flustered for once though. Midway through, this kinda turned into one of those classic DA life lessons, which really made me feel like this script could have just as well been an original script by you. Also because I remember you talking about this exact thing in a call once and I have to say that I really related to the message here. That's exactly what I want to learn to do, to finally come out of my shell more and try the stuff that I want to try without thinking too much about other people's opinions. "Embrace the power of 'fuck it' because it will set you free!" really had me laughing. 😂 And it's true! This has quickly become one of my favorite series and I can't wait to see where this relationship goes. The answer is obviously "Yes, there has to be a second date!"

Rhulad

Welcome back I’m glad you got a break and enjoyed it. You definitely deserve it after all the hard work you do. Btw thank you so much for working so hard I greatly appreciate it

Chuggemplier316

I've prepared my reading glasses. 👓

Glad to have you back

Gyobu Masataka Oniwa

of course we missed you!

Jayden Thomas

First off, WELCOME BACK DA! We def missed you! But we’re so glad you enjoyed your break! It was long overdue and much deserved! Thank YOU for finally taking your rest! Trust us, we’re more glad that you took this break than if you’d kept on working and uploading! (We’ll be sure to come together as a fanbase to force you to take another one eventually!) Second off, WELL! Idk what I thought today’s upload would be, but I’m surprised it’s this! I’m keen to see where we go after last time and what our companion is like, both as a coworker and a potential love-interest 😉

Irhaboggler

So happy to see you back, but even more happy that you got to have a well-deserved break! 💖

PrimadonnaKath

Return of the Queen

Imperator Bullet

Welcome back DA, glad you enjoyed your break!

DJ

Glad to see you back Ms. Dangerous! Missed you!

Marcos

Hell yeah let’s go💯

Joshua Frye

😊

doctorwade

Yay

Psycho

Glad you had a good break :) but also glad you're back 😂

Jinks

Welcome back! And what a wonderful comeback audio. I loved the first episode.

Rhulad

Does she rap ?

J

Welcome back, Dangerous! We all missed you! Can't wait to listen to the audio. 🖤

and the queen is back

I’m glad your rest was enjoyable! Can’t wait to see what you do this year! 💜🤗😊

Elijah Slayton

Welcome back!!

Deja Thomas

Hope you enjoyed your break. Welcome back!

JsMaster

Yay! She’s back! I hope your break was wonderful! ❤️😊🤗

Dangerous' Freya❤️


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