Nailz & Gail Episode 5: Gah Damn!
Added 2020-08-05 20:00:12 +0000 UTCI hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another in the wonderful comedy series Nailz and Gail, written by our own fantastic Ike Moore!
Comments
The closest thing I’ve ever heard to that is Bowser saying “Great Balls of Thistles”, and that was an insult hurled at Mario and the gang with regards to “The Great Balls of Fire” in the Mario cartoon show from the 90s.
Net Neutrality
2020-08-14 22:54:52 +0000 UTCOkay, but I’m officially adopting “Great balls of lettuce” as my new catch phrase. 🤪
PrimadonnaKath
2020-08-05 23:07:31 +0000 UTCStay tuned lol
Ike Moore
2020-08-05 21:59:21 +0000 UTCCome on, bruh, you wrote this, she wants it as bad as we do🤨
will
2020-08-05 21:58:12 +0000 UTCIs it tho? Can a certain ex con commit?
Ike Moore
2020-08-05 21:54:41 +0000 UTCYep.....ship confirmed, all I had to do was wait👍. But seriously, if it "gets better", I'm here for it, bruh.
will
2020-08-05 21:40:10 +0000 UTCOh it gets funnier from here on trust me lol
Ike Moore
2020-08-05 20:55:11 +0000 UTCXD
Dangerous' Freya❤️
2020-08-05 20:54:48 +0000 UTCYou just gave me the busniess name lol
Ike Moore
2020-08-05 20:53:41 +0000 UTCWhere’s the leak ma’am LMAO 💯😂
Joshua Frye
2020-08-05 20:48:25 +0000 UTCThis actually is the funniest episode 😂😂 no question bro lol
Joshua Frye
2020-08-05 20:45:10 +0000 UTCFantastic, hilarious work to Ike and DA! You both nailed (heheheheh) this newest installment! Ike, your writing was as hilarious as ever! All I can say is "GAH DAMN!" Great work, man! Master comedian! DA, your voice acting was so spot-on that it really brought the script to life and made it 10x funnier! And the sound effects were as wonderful and immersive as always! They really added to the story and you had so many scattered throughout the audio. That's some dedication right there! LOL You both are AWESOME! Amazing work!
Irhaboggler
2020-08-05 20:25:13 +0000 UTCThis is probably the funniest episode of Nailz and Gail but that’s just me... uwu
Dangerous' Freya❤️
2020-08-05 20:24:01 +0000 UTCGail is so cute, I love her food-related cuss words and it's cute that she calls her mom "mommy" LOL Nailz on a motorcycle "I accidentally threw away" LOL! "And then when I was done with her, I found this bike" LOLOLOLOL I love gags like that where they say one thing to raise your expectations... and then list another, which is what your expectations were about the first thing (if that made any sense, LOL) "My offspring" LOLOLOLOL Of course Nailz would put fleas in a flea market, LOL (Now I wanna see Nailz's other pranks... LOL) "I was hopin that would be a plothole...." LOL I love the meta And LOL at the idea of Nailz bragging about Pistol Cottentail during an interview! "Better at raising produce than the future of society" LOL ouch Nailz I also love how convinced Nailz is that Robin thinks she's hot "We got some dirty-minded neighbors" LOL, I'm pretty sure Nailz has the dirtiest. She jumped right into the garden innuendo after all, LOL Hell yeah, another Cororo reference! But I love the dynamic of Gail being thrilled at working with Nailz while Nailz is lowkey horrified by the idea DAT SPONGEBOB REFERENCE DOE!!!!! And LOL at Nailz's response to the phone call. I can't believe Gail nearly called Robin on Nailz, LOL LOL at Nailz yelling at the kid (Also, that kid, like me, is a shipper on deck! Hell yeah!) That entire phone call with Mama G was hilarious. Can't wait for a "meet the parents" ep ;) "He has a wife and kids!" LOL "GAH DAMN!" LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Also, as in-character as it is for Nailz to grow drugs (and then be unable to find a nicer term than that) I still feel like she would be more careful given that she's trying to start a new life away from all the stuff she did in the past. Still a hilarious idea tho! LOL jesus, Nailz threatening to shoot the racoon is dark AF "Fake ass dalmatian" LOL LOL at Gail tackling Nailz... and then apologizing half a second later. She really is so adorkable But listen, as much as I agree with Nailz that life can't always be safe, I still feel like spiking produce is a bit too far Wait, so is Nailz a bottom bitch (huehuehue)? Bc she seemed a bit too cozy with Gail on top of her like that :P (LOL JK) LOL that kid, and LOL at Gail's threat. That's honestly me when I can't make the words that I want to say out of my mouth go. Case and point, LOL
Irhaboggler
2020-08-05 20:23:36 +0000 UTCThe Gah Damn Produce! 😊🤗
Dangerous' Freya❤️
2020-08-05 20:04:59 +0000 UTChell yeah!
Jinkxy
2020-08-05 20:01:13 +0000 UTC
