Drunk & Dangerous: 420 Fairytales Pt 3
Added 2020-04-01 17:44:18 +0000 UTCI hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another 420 fairytales for your listening pleasure!
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Ok, I just saw Sausage Party....and this is WAY better, lol. Thank you Dangerous.
will
2020-04-02 21:35:14 +0000 UTCWell, my BDSM results did say I was 60% Primal (Prey), so I feel pampered letting her feast on me.
Net Neutrality
2020-04-02 18:57:36 +0000 UTCActually did listen to this while day drinking in quarantine, highly recommend it
Billy Denton
2020-04-02 18:49:05 +0000 UTC"If your standards are low enough." You mean HIGH enough. (pun maybe intended?) "How some children played at slaughtering"? That ain't no poem I would have written! Also, what are we gonna call the next generation now that we've reached the end of the alphabet? "I don't ever want to eat sausage again, thank you." YES. Oh, I'm overjoyed. Your nutrition and overall health will be SO much better without pork. It'll be better for your skin, too. Well, currency in the form of coins is worth less than ever these days. It costs more to produce pennies than they're worth. If that apple is organic, I'm taking the apple every time. Anything we do involving YOU is a good life choice and a funishment. And you are MAKING this content, so it's a good use of your time too. Vegan propaganda. Ah, we need more of it. And you'll always be "essential" to ME. You don't have wood? Not even in the morning? Ohhhhh, DA....I feel so bad for you! :( Not being able to leave the house...I'm sure the Love-Crazed Yandere would agree that's glorious! The bird picked up the wood? Get outta here. A European swallow can't even carry a 1-pound coconut. Mother-Hole is a way less concerning title for an erotica than Mother Brain. She fell down a hole and now she's in a meadow? Maybe it was a rabbit hole, and she's in Wonderland. Oh man, what if they were CHERRY trees? "Shake me. My cherry is all yours." 25:05 <3 You remembered! <3 I love you too, DA! Can this be happening? Have I helped create a joke/meme worthy enough to be remembered with the fondness of "San Fransisco Rice"? Dangerous, don't. Just don't. You have NO idea how much you're tempting me to write a script where you have to use that old woman voice. >:D The golden shower is apple juice, y'all. Where are your minds at? "You're worth it too." Now we need golden L'Oreal shampoo. 33:00 What can I say. I always have been and always will be quite the Mama's Boy. (I am so going to hell for saying that.) Also, Dangerous? Two jokes at my expense, and mine alone, in the same audio? You're too kind. I'm so happy that I can be your favorite punching bag. <3
Net Neutrality
2020-04-02 18:46:41 +0000 UTCIf no one else is gonna write a dryad script, I will do it someday.
Net Neutrality
2020-04-02 18:00:28 +0000 UTCUpvoting on that sexy tree concept. Time to do some dryad research
Salaciously Sanguine
2020-04-01 20:24:45 +0000 UTCAnd she really came for Net sooo much! I love it! π€£π€£π€£
Dolpha
2020-04-01 19:53:58 +0000 UTCWow, yall really the only ones commenting on this one. Damn. I'm slacking
Dolpha
2020-04-01 19:53:26 +0000 UTCall those for sexy trees say AYE
Jinkxy
2020-04-01 18:32:15 +0000 UTCnow everyone listen as DA digs herself a deeper and deeper Holle trying to salvage her meaningful message π
Jinkxy
2020-04-01 18:16:17 +0000 UTCthx, I don't wanna exit my room anymore
El Noah
2020-04-01 18:05:19 +0000 UTCnot gonna lie iβm deadass waiting for the bodies to start reanimating
Jinkxy
2020-04-01 18:01:43 +0000 UTCNothing better during quarantine
SF
2020-04-01 18:01:20 +0000 UTCJust because I love you guys so much!
Dangerous ASMR
2020-04-01 17:48:32 +0000 UTCoh so weβre getting hella spoiled today??
Jinkxy
2020-04-01 17:47:51 +0000 UTC
