Comfort for Toilet Paper Anxiety ASMR
Added 2020-04-01 13:00:14 +0000 UTCI hope you guys enjoy today's extra upload, a wonderful stress-relieving toilet paper anxiety ASMR!
We'll all get through this, guys. We just gotta stick together, like extra-large rolls of toilet paper in an economy pack.
#prayforpaper
Comments
That flush at the end makes you wonder: "Was the toilet talking to you?"
SirStewpit
2022-09-23 06:37:25 +0000 UTCEven a year later like omg. Rofl. This was just great, seriously. "A cloud of ass paper". I'm crying ππ€£. I wish I found this a year ago.
Car_313
2021-06-13 04:53:19 +0000 UTCI lost it at the 2-ply line! It started out so seriously too and kept going with it! How she didnβt at least snicker through this is beyond me. Now I just want to know how many takes it took to nail it. π
MeiAihara18
2020-04-18 07:44:46 +0000 UTCIf you don't have toilet paper, wipe your ass in the shower with water.
Dylan lamou
2020-04-05 15:34:41 +0000 UTCYo
Ja
2020-04-05 08:45:21 +0000 UTClet's hear it for the toilet paper
Alan
2020-04-02 01:25:56 +0000 UTCI've never felt more supported. So nice to know theres other struggling for their "ass paper" needs. ππ€£ππ€£
Dolpha
2020-04-01 18:56:37 +0000 UTCSan francisco ππ
Jinkxy
2020-04-01 17:44:10 +0000 UTCThe first part about 2-ply paper. π
Dangerous ASMR
2020-04-01 17:26:47 +0000 UTCI canβt with you. π
CountGaculaTV
2020-04-01 17:23:53 +0000 UTCI have just....one question....how long before you cracked, and had to start over........if we can break the 4th wall a bitπ
will
2020-04-01 16:32:17 +0000 UTCWho ever thought a toilet paper audio would feel so comforting lol this was smooth.
2020-04-01 16:19:58 +0000 UTCAll we just need is a little San Francisco Rice. (Just Kidding, I know we'll all get through it, I know we will)
Dangerous' Freyaβ€οΈ
2020-04-01 16:18:54 +0000 UTCitβs been proven that listening to this audio before you go to the store provides a nice pack of TP waiting for you (and you donβt even have to fight a karen for it)
Jinkxy
2020-04-01 16:00:17 +0000 UTCThank you just thank you I laughed so hard when you said 2 ply π€£π€£. This is so funny, I needed this and this is why you are perfect.
Chuggemplier316
2020-04-01 15:35:14 +0000 UTCNOT THE POOP PAPER
SF
2020-04-01 13:59:06 +0000 UTCLMAO
El Noah
2020-04-01 13:50:48 +0000 UTCThere is another option: track down anyone suspected of unnecessarily stockpiling TP, get all your friends together, and RAID THEIR HOME. That was the prelude to the French Revolution: riots broke out across France during the shortage and high price of bread. #eattherich Also, these metaphors make me feel a lot better about my middle school poetry! π
Net Neutrality
2020-04-01 13:25:26 +0000 UTCThis is perfect to listening material as I wrap myself in the divine TP.
Missing
2020-04-01 13:23:04 +0000 UTCIt kinda does.
Missing
2020-04-01 13:21:41 +0000 UTCOh my god guys do you feel that ? Touch it, itβs my wiped ass. Thatβs called privilege
Kaede Togusa
2020-04-01 13:14:52 +0000 UTCDangerous I will give you 6 packs of Double Roll 2ply Toilet Paper and in exchange all you have to do is tell me what Venus is
Jmann1892
2020-04-01 13:10:51 +0000 UTCI admit I had a good chuckle when I saw this!!!
Gamer2017
2020-04-01 13:08:34 +0000 UTCLmao! Yesss!!
Dolpha
2020-04-01 13:06:22 +0000 UTCDang yo. Toilet paper crisis is real π
Senpai _
2020-04-01 13:04:23 +0000 UTCWhat a hilarious sense of humor you've got.
Romeo Santiago
2020-04-01 13:02:04 +0000 UTCI fucking lost my shit when I saw it
Kaede Togusa
2020-04-01 13:01:37 +0000 UTC
