Drunk & Dangerous: The Eye of Argon, Pt. 1
Added 2020-01-08 19:01:00 +0000 UTCFor today's patron-exclusive upload, I attempt to maintain my composure as I read from what is considered one of the worst short stories ever published: The Eye of Argon.
How bad is it? Listen on, dear patron...
Comments
Gods, you're so funny Dangerous! Love it. XD
Formerly Jon Bon Jovi Now Twice Removed As The Artist Formerly Known As Prince
2020-04-22 20:26:59 +0000 UTC3:32 I’m already lost. 7:04 Sorry Dangerous, he apparently died in 2002. 9:26 “Her swinging orchid twines of hair.” No. 14:35 An oval is 2 dimensional. A second grader could write better than this. 22:40 “be sure that his agonies are long and drawn out.” Easy. Just read him this effing story in an endless loop.
Net Neutrality
2020-01-17 13:01:24 +0000 UTCThis story strains at my beating vessel with the willpower of a thousand stallions. Incline us further madam Dangerous for we thirst like the Nile in midsummer... Translation: Please continue this story, it was a blast! 😆
StayKnight
2020-01-09 17:27:51 +0000 UTCthis was so funny to listen to xD not even 3 mins in and i am pissing my self laughing
2020-01-09 17:07:46 +0000 UTCYou broke me! Yes please continue!
Bad_Llama83
2020-01-09 10:16:33 +0000 UTCBest. Story. EVAR.
BadBaghdad
2020-01-09 08:48:16 +0000 UTCThis dude really loves adjectives
SF
2020-01-09 03:53:53 +0000 UTCthis story is such a train wreck, how could i not want to finish it.
Fallen Phoenix
2020-01-08 23:32:48 +0000 UTCI wanna hear how more thicc this guy gets at the end of the story
Maurice R
2020-01-08 21:27:34 +0000 UTCHonestly im 10 minutes in and holy shit... This sounds like someone was overenthustiastic... Or however u spell that shite
Kournelious
2020-01-08 19:16:54 +0000 UTCStop scaring me J
Kournelious
2020-01-08 19:05:45 +0000 UTCWonder if drunk and dangerous is actually Canon in the D-Asmr universe
J
2020-01-08 19:02:54 +0000 UTC
