Drunk & Dangerous: Christmas Edition
Added 2019-12-25 12:00:03 +0000 UTCMerry Christmas, everyone! Or post-Merry Christmas, or happy Wednesday, or... whatever it is to you, it's time for your patron-exclusive upload, a very Christmas Drunk & Dangerous!
Join me as I drunkenly try to read 3 Christmas tales, set to the sound of classic instrumental Christmas music and a crackling fireplace. That sounds wholesome, right...? Right??!
Comments
This is the most murderous and violent I’ve seen Santa since “Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas”, one of the most inept and crackpot movies of all time.
Net Neutrality
2020-01-14 13:10:55 +0000 UTCI can’t speak for all vegans and vegetarians, but I actually don’t think a cow is someone’s baby. I think it is a plague on the environment because of its feces and gases it releases, not to mention how many hundreds of gallons are needed to produce a damn hamburger, and would be happier if there were way less of them on the planet.
Net Neutrality
2020-01-14 13:00:20 +0000 UTCThis one was shots of rum!
Dangerous ASMR
2019-12-28 01:45:45 +0000 UTCWhat is your drink of choice when doing these audios? Sounds like Franzia boxed wine humor.
CTD
2019-12-28 01:38:17 +0000 UTC🤮
Emily Hoberg
2019-12-26 16:30:42 +0000 UTCHow to make Dangerous laugh without fail: Blow. Merry Christmas 💛
Jim
2019-12-26 08:07:17 +0000 UTCMerry Christmas Dangerous!
Romeo Santiago
2019-12-26 01:25:27 +0000 UTCDear lord this is that good goood! Love this so much!
Dolpha
2019-12-26 01:10:04 +0000 UTCI just tried eggnog for the first time about 30 seconds ago. It was terrible. Just thought I’d share that. Seemed appropriate.
b0nkert0ns
2019-12-25 21:24:20 +0000 UTCMerry Christmas everyone!
Alucard117
2019-12-25 18:42:39 +0000 UTCMerry Christmas, I love your elderly voice LMAO
BadBaghdad
2019-12-25 17:21:44 +0000 UTCI love this! Thank you for the gift! Marry Christmas Dangerous and everyone!
2019-12-25 15:24:18 +0000 UTCI've got a 40 minute drive to fill in at a hospital and this is going to get me there. Thank you, Dangerous, and Merry Christmas. :D
NurseBold
2019-12-25 15:02:26 +0000 UTCI love how much of a dork you are in this. I couldn't stop snickering and chuckling at all the commentary! Happy holidays Dangerous. This really brightened my morning.
Kazzy (Ryu)
2019-12-25 13:58:41 +0000 UTCCrazy thing is....Your voice is so hot, I can beat my ding-a-ling to this.
James Delts
2019-12-25 13:31:36 +0000 UTCThe difference between Santa and a Pimp? Santa only had three Ho's.
The Light-Skin Méxican
2019-12-25 13:05:19 +0000 UTC
