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Drunk and Dangerous: 420 Fairytales Part 2

I hope you guys enjoy today's patron exclusive upload, another 420 fairytales for your listening pleasure!

Next week will be part 2 of the Character Q&A, so stay tuned for that!

Drunk and Dangerous: 420 Fairytales Part 2

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“The moral of the story is that you can lie and look like a badass?” Im afraid the Internet has taught us all that lesson.

Net Neutrality

Ah, the story of the person who keeps making wishes but is never satisfied until their life goes back to how it originally was. I remember another version of this tale: The Stonecutter, from Japan. He is eventually transformed into the mountain, invincible, but he trembles under the pounding of a mere stonecutter. Also, size matters, huh Dangerous? And it was definitely the latter. The founder said “you are too selfish. Time to go back to your same damn life.”

Net Neutrality

fwiw, in the original northern German, the wife is called Ilsebill. And the line about her not wanting what he wants is sometimes used to politely request that someone overcome their no-balls-itis...

Lok1san

i bet his wife is fat

Emily Hoberg

New drinking game: Every time DA says “seven men in one stroke,” take a shot. Then die before the end of the audio.

CTD

Not the airplane

ONLY_CARTEL_FUNDZ

Drunk dangerous 2: electric boogaloo. This is the best (dankest) timeline for sure

Daniel O

I'm just as high as you rn dangerous, and i think the point the flounder is getting at is that for the wife to be like god she would need the humility that comes from returning to a life in the pisspot. "Oh you wanna be like god? Be humble. Sit down."

Jayden Thomas

Did I expect to hear DangerousASMR make a child molestation joke? No. Did humanity expect to create penicillin? No. Both were truly amazing miracles.

Tex the Gentle Giant

Drunk, high, or both? So...both lol

Jim

The airplane is back

Pbc98

Lmao it's funny hearing you when you're waxed

Flyorb

Yay

J


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