From Hell We Record [Bonus Story]

I paid $5 for this -.-

Jeff Cantrell

The only mercy this story had was not having the gall to be as long and tedious as I Dared My Best Friend, great episode my friends

BlurmpleStank

I speak for everyone when I say we want parts 2 and 3

powergo

this is like weapons prototype 1

Ana

18:06 certified korn moment

Owen Pennington

The best part of the story is the fact that the possessed demon woman needed to be picked up from the police department to be driven home by her husband

Dr.QuackPepper

This feels like a kid writing a story when he was 10, then rediscovering what he wrote at 14 and being like; "You know, I'm such a better writer now, let me show em what I can really do" 😏

Oliver Morgan

Omfg soo true

Laura Grundstrom

Lol

Laura Grundstrom

I was dying

Laura Grundstrom

Same

Laura Grundstrom

Honestly, I'd rather listen to i dared my best friend then this ever again. At least that was entertaining to laugh at. This is just boring.

Bison Bucks

these crash out stories are ny favourite, i subbed just cuz you guys mentioned a crash out bonus story in a recent video and i needed it injected into my veins.

midnight

110% agree

Jennifer Northrup

I suggest the story Colwin’s Corner

Bigdawgsuzzy42069

I think what really gets me about this story is how all the wrong things are described. The author cannot describe any of the horror elements to save his life but then waxes poetic on how the 80s were the best and Halloween was so peaceful. He’s putting all this detail in the wrong places.

Abby Reeves

I dared my best friend to ruin my life. Worst story they've ever read imo and Hunter hates on it as well. But unfortunately it's also very long.

Colin Gillespie

Only because it’s so much shorter honestly. If it were I Dared my Best Friend length I don’t think I’d survive

Abby Reeves

New here, can anyone recommend more eps like this?

Mage

Made the mistake of trying to listen to this at work 😭😭

Pumkin

It's a shame this is a crash out story, because at the start it had promise. It reminded me of "The Burb's" in a good way, until it didn't.

Alex18000655506

Yesss I love these kind of episodes

Bigdawgsuzzy42069

Same. I legitimately subbed just to hear the crashout (assuming it was because it was disgustingly sexual like one of Elias Witherow’s stories) Thankfully it was just a David King story, without the unintentional humor.

Modern Diogenes

They mentioned this in their newest episode and it made me immediately re-up my patreon sub. Suffer for me, meat man

King Fu

Also, this is still a better story to listen to than I Dared My Best Friend to Ruin My Life

Colin Gillespie

The best thing about this story is the title. So fucking dope

Colin Gillespie

The reoccurring bit across both Papa meat and creepcast of Hunter sandbagging with a "okay", "cool", or "that's awesome" always has me rolling

SlammyBoi

Ending had me posing like “absolutely cinema”

NotKojiro

I was pointing at the screen like the Leonardo DiCaprio meme when they said pirate 😅😅😅

Rachelle Theroux

Part 2 when?

Czar

Watch for Moose in Come By Chance takes place in Newfoundland not too far from where I’m from! I would love to hear you guys tackle that one, it’s not often I hear about Newfoundland in stuff like this!

Justin Hudson

Real

AGuyNamedSmith

we need the rest

Owen

Love when wendi had to hum a gospel tune to calm himself down hehehe good stuff thx gang

Jack Hampton

45:33 "I want to see how hard erect." Wendigoon- Nov 2025

Billy V

this is just shit weapons

Vile The scum

I can't believe I paid to listen to this 😒

Faith0987

I ran down the hall. Little did I know the creature was waiting for me.

Kronos Blood

Who every suggested this needs to be hunted by grandpa Ernest (keep reading we need to know what more they could possibly have to say about this)

Sam Tees

genuinely begging for part 2 and 3, it's always fun watching you two suffer ❤️

ScribbleDragon

Isaiah running home like the characters in Team America

Chris Ballard

is that... wait... . it is. before my eyes was none other than.. yep. you guessed it. patrick freaking king.

Kerplonky

The sleep part had me laughing so hard

Yo momma.

the way isaiah got the double double toil and trouble line wrong and then tried to act all smart about it

Georgia Simmons

It’s Ilene who stole me from heavens light

GoonMan

The peak of Patreon exclusive quality

zZeak

Thank you Flesh Father for asking Isiah to not use that voice.

Patnip

Ever since Isaiah mentioned Jimmy neutron I genuinely can't stop imagining Eileen as Jimmy's mom-

Aleksandra

1 hour and 20 minutes of waiting and waiting to see how this 12 year old was damned to hell. Honestly thought it was a pen pal type story spanning multiple years. But nope

Skylar Ehrlich

Vata freaking

Delcat07

Shoutout Goulet yo

Nicolas Goulet

This was......the best, not even David Fucking King could compare

Skyler Mayhan

Looking forward to the next two parts!!!

Jennifer Northrup

Parts 2 and 3 are needed immediately

Jake Johnston

I was so glad Hunter nipped that shit in the bud

Xavier Blanford

yo can we get the rest read? i want yall to read it because i hate yall and like seeing you suffer

S

"We have Weapons at home":

DH Productions

Thank you in advance, I always suck at consistently watching shows so I’ve been in the middle of season 2 ducking spoilers as best I can for months now

Baka7

Part 2 and 3 when??

Mollsewa

Same!

Mollsewa

Holy shit this made me laugh out loud for two minutes straight, you’re so RIGHT

Jillian Pogoda

Isiah's story about running away from his grandma was the best piece of storytelling this episode.

D L

Oly shit when wendigoon did that that voice I almost clicked off just makes the already shit story even more unbearable

McQueen

You're an agent of Satan

Possumylly

I hope whatever 12 year old that wrote this got hit by a bus

Kenneth Massa

Amazing story

Keith Henley

Just just picturing Eileen with a red wig and whack ass make up like Gladys from the new movie weapons

Lexus Keever

Nice

Jeremy Swain

Why does Isaiah at 20:45 sound more like Shaggy Rogers than when he actually does the Scooby-Doo voice 🤣

Josh Leitzel

27:11 SPOILERS FOR THE SOPANOS BRO SAID IT AFTER

dullestmoon498

LET SHINJI LIVE

dullestmoon498

Please read “ the white people in other weird stories” by Arthur Machen

Overgrown_Vineyards

This feels like if a 12 year old wrote Weapons

spunkbob

ISAIAH SAID THE M WORD!!! the shakespeare m word. hope nothing bad happens to my boys.

beanieweenie

That voice Isaiah is doing for the character is possibly the most annoying obnoxious thing I have ever heard, my ancient caveman urge to react with physical violence has never been so triggered.

Avo Mustashio

These are the crash outs I pay my hard earned money for. Keep it up fellas

Tyler Craig

I absolutely lost it 😂😂

Tyler Craig

Hunter is a goddamn hero for stopping Shinjigoon. Wendibloom, however, is a national treasure

Chris

I fell off listening for the last couple of weeks. Great start back lolol.

Sarah Payne

Little did we know it was us. who were trapped.

Nitsua Kumquat

This is what I pay money for

Btw I-am-Kyle

Grade A crash out! Also, what a twist that Hunter knows the Lord's Prayer LOL

Duke Marine

Poly Hell was genuinely one of the funniest episodes tho

YumSuc

I love when we get these shitty stories cause then we know the next one can’t possibly be any worse

YumSuc

Shakespeare never died

nixon k

When the protagonist said they’re being followed by a pick up true I couldn’t help but imagine that scene where Greg and rowley are also being chased by a pickup. Down to the pirate costume it’s identical

Carlos Mendoza

As a guy named Patrick, I agree, Patrick is a bitch

Patrick King

Commenting a lil late not too late for a piggy to get roasted tho???👀

HUGGYBEAR

That's pretty accurate actually

phoenix penn

Real

phoenix penn

Even worse, it's written by a 42 year old with the EQ of a 14 year old but they're old enough to think they're good

phoenix penn

This story is ass why'd I sign up for this ☹️☹️

phoenix penn

I just signed up to the Patreon blehhhh

phoenix penn

Every line in this story made me go "?????" and not in a good, interesting way

Cartyst

I want part 2 and 3

Inboard Horizon

the opening reads like dr seuss and that’s how ik im in for a good time

a vdl

yeah its good for a occasional bit but hard to listen to for an hour

Jerry Quebedeaux

Literally weapons but written from a baby

Seth Thomas

look someone had to say it about Isaiah's unbearable anime protagonist voice.

Jackaroo

Top tier story, please read the other two parts

Thomas Nix

Not quoting it wrong and then shaming Hunter for not know Shakespeare

Kaye

This patron approves of your suffering 👍

Franny

The weapons at home in question

Dillan Oakland

Patrick is in hell because he didn’t have the makings of a varsity athlete

Shipmaxxing

This store left me cringing and bored//and that is why, from hell they record

Rich

I pog faced SO HARD when I heard the pirate hat!! Pirates of the Caribbean reference

James

starting off with a "yeah, that's me. I bet you're wondering how I got here. well it all started with..." is amazing

QueenLongArm (Jade)

I enjoy the terrible stories over the good stories.

KingOfCowards

When will the next 2 parts be dropping?

Richard Potter

Genuinely reads like a middle school Halloween writing assignment.

Coulderoi

wendigoon pulling the Tyler The Creator reference was great

Zacharie Schayes

Not every day I see a poorhammer fan in the Creepcast patreon.

Thomas Neeley

Wendigoon just turns into Joesph seed at 58:26

Virodox

Thus is clearly written by a 14 year old 😂

Mark Sonnet

Hunters crash out was just SO good 😂 IM IN A NIGHTMARE

christopher palmer

i think i genuinely lost a bit of me when i heard “beastie’s hungry!!”

marcy

Hunter, what would it take to get you to say “It was Eileen who stole me from heaven’s true light, and that is why from hell I write.” Seriously please I need to hear it 🤣

Nick

Wendi did you get that flannel shirt from Walmart? If so, I have the exact same shirt, I bought it so I could go as a college fuckboy for halloween a few years ago (I am a girl)

Aubrey P.

As one of their first crash outs, it would be so funny to see how it holds up with what they've read now

Zach Fruin

Please read the other parts omg 🤣

Ksharkthelame

Why won’t Hunter let Julian do the voice ☹️

Colin Daugherty

I listen cause its creepy cast, I forced myself to stay cause of Hunters inevitably crash out.

Austin G Kitchens

I pay to get stories read to me good or bad. If I was really pressed for the good stuff I'd just go read it myself. Also Isiah's voice puts me to sleep so easily I am no longer narcoleptic

Nika Birch

I’m not here for the story, I’m here for the crash outs.

BigSpookyBxtchLily

It’s pretty obvious this wasn’t supposed to be a patreon story, and it was fun but besides the last one about the guy shitting his pants, all the stories have been bad stories for the patreon, so that’s cool that we pay for bad stories 😂

Joshua Allan Gentry

everything came to a halt when i heard Kaa from the Jungle Book

Asher Malone

It would be cool to see a timeline of when they read every story in the channel. Then we may understand why the guys seem in more pain than usual at the start of some stories

John Roache

I can't wait for the second part

SocksMahga

The last couple creepcast must’ve been recorded way in advance, they haven’t once mentioned there interview with the left right game guy but constantly bring up the penpal guy, and the left right game was a over a month ago already penpal was a few months ago like damn

Joshua Allan Gentry

You can, three dots top right corner along the creepcast banner :)

Oli D

We have Weapons at home

Damian Van Vuuren

it’s giving the creature

sara n ben

Isaiah steadily introducing the Shinji voice and Hunter trying to keep it contained is the best bit.

Andy

I love these a lot but I wish I could download them

Solarisdove

This was close to the plot of Weapons, if it was from the perspective of a preteen with Asperger's.

Cappo Zutti

Absolutely awful, I loved it. Love these channel rejects being made into bonus content 🖤

Vailen

Also, the little quips the narrator says reminds me of the goosebumps kid from that dog episode. Where he was complaining while being chased by dogs. "Hear me wheezing? It's these dumb allergies. Doctor says 'no running!'" Gosh I wish I could show how the voice was in text lol

Mollie

The goosebumps parts mixing with the tommy taffy-esque is so jarring

Mollie

This is so bad, holy shit

MaulTheObese

Skipable

Rigdab

I am radioactive and I look like a civ

Grumpletalk

I think we need the rest of the thing in the basement

Joel Shoopman

“You tell em, Pat” 💀

Haley

Usually you read a story and it’s evident that the author is 13 and trying to sound older but this story sounds like a case of a grown ass adult not knowing how children sound

BunnyStew

absolute doo doo feces, thank you brave soldiers for powering through this one

craptopia

The fear and anger in Hunter's voice when he says "You said you have to be gone at 1!" is killing me 😂 Peak episode

Rybo

I cant wait to listen to the next two parts

Jason Griggs

We're all entitled to out opinions, but you gotta remember that nobody cares.

LeHarlequin .

I will also give a penny

Nika Birch

Please read other parts

baphel

I love crash out stories they have the funniest bits 😂

Jax Ott

what did the comment say?

Mellow

Brutal listen. Can’t wait until the Patreons get a good episode.

Josh Ulisano

If it's unacceptable for men to talk about women like this, then you shouldn't talk about men like this. Nobody cares about your preferences. I'm sure you're joking, but if you're not, it's cringe. Reverse the roles.

LeHarlequin .

Heather Broussard

From heck I listen, amirite fellas?

Jimmy Tran

Regardless of if the story is good or not, I just know every patreon bonus episode will be a banger

Madoka Vaughn

I know what would have saved this story: If it ended with someone shouting "COME ON, EILEEN!" Then it would qualify as a 'shaggy dog story,' and the terribleness can be forgiven because it was intentional as setup for an equally terrible pun.

Wren Teslok

Isaiah is always desperate for the bear trap to be his Lmfaoo 😂😂

Carolina Ibarra

This crash out was an artist expression up there with the heights of opera. I can’t tell what’s better: the bad stream of consciousness in the perspective of a 13 year old redditor , the incoherent storyline, or wendigoon slamming his mouse and humming hymns. Just art

Matthew Leardi

This was painful

Marcus Doyle

This is the best freaking one yet fellas. For real. 🤗

Patrick Rowe

That's a huge insult to goosebumps guys. Also, when I saw the regular creep cast story was only an hour I was kind of disappointed but then I was like "oh cool, there is a second hour long episode on patreon this week." I no longer feel that way. Usually even the crash outs are funny enough to save an episode. This one was rough guys. Still love the show though.

Eric LeBlanc

My brother in Christ, Weapons did suck

Hallow_SamRG

"I shit my pants every day" somehow actually a pretty good little story "From hell I write" absolute intolerable stinky doodoo dogshit

J Money$$

If you don’t do the rest of this series I’m going to pipe bomb your mailbox in Minecraft.

Demonolatry Without Stigma

Getting creamed

Patrick Rowe

My name is Patrick

Patrick Rowe

I’m good actually

CasterOfCreeps

Cinema

Jacob

Hunter is still smoldering just off screen to this very day

Finder's Seeker

If you want good stories read them on your own this shit is hilarious

pinheadlarry

But don’t people have to die to go to hell? So he still wants to see them die, just after committing sins

Louie Luke

Tyler the creator and the monkey diddler in one episode were eating good

pinheadlarry

love when they read bad stories in a serious tone. really makes it ALOT more bearable 🐻

Mouse

Do you have a brother, lou?

william smith

This story was epic.

Christian Downey

Eh, close enough. Welcome back “The Thing in the Basement is getting better at Mimicking People!”

John Roache

Hunter's suffering is sooooo sweet.

REEEEEE

These bad stories every once and awhile truly are a palette cleanser. It's like eating rotten chicken wings with maggots and realizing that the next meal couldn't be worse.

Mario

I think I love crash out episodes more than great stories. Hunter’s torment is peak.

Ginge

Hunter’s mention of Ernest Scared Stupid is confirmation to the choice I already made to be Ernest for Halloween next year

Cova Brouwer Gentry

This is just Weapons if it sucked

aubendog

getting those banger final lines tattooed on my eyelids

Meghan Gove

Hello Turnk

Cova Brouwer Gentry

YES

Cova Brouwer Gentry

No shot, Dead Men Tell no Tales is leagues worse

Caleb Robinson

I love how Hunters bear trap noise is always like a cow mooing and not remotely a bear sound 😂

DizzyIzzy

TO BE FAIR: Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides is the worst one in the series.

Alex Bass

Papa meat being a papa to an actual papa

moonlit.86

31:14 "Udder" dismay lol

Will Sherer

ERNEST SCARED STUPID MENTIONED

Major Tom

i actually love when isaiah messes around and it's hunter yelling at him instead

Bee

So funny that this was obviously recorded as a main channel episode but was such an awful story we get it instead ❤️

taylor s

Having a character with my name is throwing me off

Patrick Sasso

holy fuck the pirate hat! its him! mr unstrange tides!

Turnk

We've had stories that are bad from top to bottom. We've seen great stories have bad endings. It feels rare to have a bad story that manages to have a worse ending.

Alex McKell

We need all 3 parts

Owen

He shouldve eaten eileen like a bug

The House

We NEED the other parts

Big Gooch

Crash outs are my absolute favorite. 5 dollars well spent, thank you Wendi and Papa Meat for enduring that suffering. It was very funny

Rybo

my favorite creepcast episode is dionaea house

Mc_sheepface

Fuckin radical

Dorian Gasca

We NEEDat least a part 2

Nick

Not the David Fucking King redemption arc

A Few Small Fish

So,after arguing with my bank about paying to get CC patreon For the extra content this is the first video I'm listening too...about 40 min and now I'm just enjoying your voices, trying not to listen to the erm story 🙃

A taylor

I'm pretty sure that was Blackout. I could be wrong though.

LeHarlequin .

Relax, it was funny.

LeHarlequin .

And from hell we listen

Cole R

Holy cringe

Daniel Ridgway

Demonolatry Without Stigma

Im begging them

Hayden Bushaw

I will give you a penny if you complete this series

Tusk

god I can’t wait for that I’ve reread that story so many times

Adam

Casual reminder that Isaiah and Hunter said that this years anniversary episode they would re-do the *Im A SEARCH AND RESCUE OFFICER" story as well as visit that authors other work set in the same universe and they literally have to as required by The LAW

Michael Bizzarro

This is so garbage. Give us more.

Raul

At least read the rest of the parts of the mimic in the basement story

Xtra Small

Brother, I was waiting for the Winchesters to pop out and this be some sort of Supernatural fanfic

ERIC'S FOOT TIER LIST, WHEN?

Oh boy you know it's a rough one when Isaiah calls it a test and starts humming Amazing Grace. Looks like Camp Oakwood's about to lose its "Worst Story" award

SuperJay50K

Absolutely dogshit and I love it sm, good job men.

BigMonke

Kill people burn shit fuck school

Kellen Ivanuck

This was beyond the definition of miserable. Its a masterpiece in the worst way possible.

Kio

I always considered crash out episodes to be poorly written ones. My favorite being the thing the basement one.

Mitchell Carter

Crash out episodes are a highlight for myself but the best story/episodes that I have rewatched/relistened to the most is definitely Left Right Game

ColeyBoi

The police station demon scene, combined with the "pitch black demon eyes" make me think that the author was a Supernatural fan

Bill

"Lucifer does not want to see people die, he wants them to be in hell. with him" goes so unreasonably hard

john gallup

This is what I pay 5 dollars a month for. I ragurt nothing. I am a happy consoomer

PapaMeatsgrandad

My mom wants her glasses back, Hunter

PsychWorm

This was so utterly, irredeemably painful.. my eyes hurt from rolling into the back of my skull on line read after line read.. 10/10 Worth every penny!

fufu baggins

The "You pedophile!!!" line actually cracked me up.

Hailey

I live for the crash out episodes

FliperFolf

The fact that this clearly was not supposed to be bonus content but an actual episode is sending me. It was so bad they had to contain it only to their loyal masochists. Thank you for your service, boys.

Sam Persons

FINISH THIS PLEASE

Peach Vaughn

this story seems to have been written by a psychopath who doesn't understand feelings.

Grumar

Right XD

CK

Idk, this story was almost on par with polyamorous hell. Looking forward to more!

CK

Just wanted to throw my voice in the mix - I couldn't be happier to get this as bonus content. The crash-outs are just as fun for me as most of the good stories are.

Bright Anderson

please keep doing crappy stories

Peach Vaughn

Roll the CreepCaste B Reel stank.

Ikey Schultz

This is bad enough I listened to this blocked it out and came back and thought it was something I missed but now I'm cursed to remember. The read was good though I glad y'all had fun shitting on it I enjoyed that much at least but the story is poo

Joshua Johnson

This is straight up the scariest shit i've ever heard.

daniel bethel

Crash out you say???

Alikade

😍😍😍😍😍

Alikade

I loved how much they hated this lol. I thought Ben Drowned was a much worse listen than this one. The crash outs were very entertaining imo.

Alexander B

In this case I kinda feel like he was enjoying it because it tortured Papa Meat so much. The more Papa meat hated it the more joy he seemed to get from it

Thanatos Mist

now i cant unhear zach screaming in a basement as corys dad is playing with him

LuTheFoxx

Reminds me of the movie weapons

Windhound

I want to listen to this at 1.5x speed, cuz this makes me eepy, but the crash outs are worth the normal speed

Siekra

Bonus episodes should be exclusively crash outs. Worth every freaking penny, right?

T-Scribbs

Story so bad had homeboy humming hymns for a second

Nicholas Starr

This is amazing!

Stratocaster

Hearing an episode on Patreon, not be introduced as extra bonus Patreon content frightens me as to what I’m about to endure

Ryan Sullivan

really paying for throw away videos

Colton Martin

Please read the the rest of this cursed story

ASSASIN

I do wish Isaiah didn't feel compelled to always have to "Good Cop, Bad Cop" really trashy stories like this. Just because Hunter's having a bad time doesn't mean you have to start having a good time. Sometimes it's nice to just agree when something is irredeemably awful.

Joe Grzzly

enjoyed the boogie2988 crashout

Josiah Virgil

this story is a lot better if you visualize it as one big Smiling Friends Halloween episode

Koog Kroo

From hell I write, from hell I read, from hell I listen.

Josh G

Because the general audience would rightfully be disappointed and we're the sickos committed enough to appreciate the dumpster fire lol

Ant

This was painful. I have never been in so much pain from a story and I have a broken collarbone.

Jasmine Pyne

Wtf is this story lol

jimmy shogns

This feels like it’s trying to emulate Tales from the Gas Station’s style of writing while completely missing the point of tftgs.

Wyatt Campbell

Why are half the bonus episodes just the ones that are to horrible to make it the the yt lmao

Aiden Parry

It’s stories like this they give me a lot of confidence in my own writing

Color

This story was swamp ass

Joey Johnson

We need it to happen

Noah Valdez

We are finally getting bonus stories 😭 thank god

Dont Tap

Lips dummy thicc

Mors Dolor

Hunters the one who said “if there’s an inkling of pirate in this story, he did it” it’s his bear trap Isaiah

Matt

However, I do need to take a break and come back later 😂

Lumpy Space Princess

If you think about it as a Goosebumps story, it’s really not that bad. With the crash-outs, I’d say it’s… not good, but… bearable 😂

Lumpy Space Princess

Jokes aside, "I don't deserve to be here (in hell)" is exactly what someone going to hell would say.

Myles KM

edit: the story was so bad, we feel worse..

Lilly

Haven’t watched, 10/10 episode

Martt

I’m fweken dead meat guys

Dylan Mares

No FAL in the background Wendi?

Noah Valdez

Forehead fables is calling Hunter

Scaramouche

im a mandated reporter and i have to report all of you to cps now :/

mitch

Brother the show ended in 2007. The finale is old enough to go to war.

Hayes Causey

BROO STOP SPOILING SOPRANOS

Reese

Fingerless gloves are straight up a sign of a dork who thinks he's a badass. I would know, I had them when I was twelve.

Ty Baskett

Is this David F'n King? No, this is Patrick.

Myles KM

They were so unnecessarily pedophilic 😂 just out of no where and not mentioned again.

Gucci_Salad

Cream

Cova Brouwer Gentry

That’s a good feeling

Cova Brouwer Gentry

awesome

Royce Anthony on Spotify

20 mins in and I'm already looking forward to stopping and going to get groceries at the zoo of a supermarket by me

Mongo

half an hour of this is enough for me, thanks

Atlas_The_Author

Eileen's motivation for going after this kid makes no sense. Was it because he sort of exposed them? Well, going to a police station and killing over a dozen people on CCTV definitely didn't help things.

Gucci_Salad

This is exactly how I felt during Weapons

Hayabusiness

LMAO this is giving Jeff the killer a run for its money 😭😭

Andrea De La Cerda

RSS Feed... I beg of you.

Cory Henderson

SKULLS FOR THE GOLDEN THRONE

Lost Wave

So, You’re writing this from hell, yeah?

Dathorseboi

This story felt being hit over the head with a bat of heavy steel, concrete, and nails hitting my skull in rapid swings. As that’s happening, Armor-piercing rounds are hitting into my heart. I pay money for this. Keep it up! 👏👏👏❤️❤️❤️

Dathorseboi

true

pepsi

Beef

Beef

It’s the cover art for a Tyler the creator album

Wesley Kleeman

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

Michael Cole

Gonna be honest that wasn’t even fun 😂 usually either it’s so bad it’s good or at least I can enjoy the crash out but that story just sucked. I appreciate you guys powering through, you’re stronger men than I

Wesley Kleeman

please read the adventures of professor egghead i know how it sounds but its so good and i think hunter would have a blast making the voice for him

inuub0

papa NOT happy

Madi Keller

This is definitely that episode they alluded to recording and not uploading cause it was too bad for the main channel.

ForceOfHabit

Every horrible story has a character named David confirmed

Maria Poss

i was about to eat dinner

godhelpme

We are now 3-for-3 in terms of Patreon stories being absolute garbage and I could not be happier

Bile Hamarr-Höfuð

🩷🩷🩷

LeHarlequin .

Darbo is overrated. He'll make a 5 minute compilation missing 80% of the jokes

LeHarlequin .

this is the WORST story EVER to be read on this show. it is truly a horror story, but not in the fun way that you consume horror content for. this is more akin to a home invasion. I felt my brain cells helping each other exit existence during this atrocity of a story. I would rather experience Borrasca V or I Dared My Best Friend To Ruin My Life again. do you guys really hate us this much? :(

Morgoth Kultus

Hoffmister is an awful last name

Jake Hoffman

Isaiah was so confidently wrong on so many things in this episode lmaooo

Izzy Goulet

6 minutes in I can tell this story is gonna be AAAAAASS

Crabbus

How did Isaiah think that random ass white man was Tyler the Creator 😭😭

Izzy Goulet

That was I Dared My Best Friend To Ruin My Life

CrowTheWicked

This story should’ve been hidden behind ten locks and keys

DREACH

Isaiah getting the Macbeth quote wrong then saying “do you know what that’s from?” I don’t know why, but it’s so funny how confident he was.

Nick

Hey guys. Big fan of the crash-outs. But to speak seriously, I think the death knell with this story was that it seemingly played all its cards immediately, yet I still have no idea what the hell the game was.

Josh Leitzel

From hell I listened

Ian Bayne

I love the crash out episodes but this one was truly rough.

Rook

Hunter gives me Ernest Scared Stupid vibes

Raikhan

I'm 20 minutes away from finishing this and I think it's worse than the "brick" story

Moltar1987

DANCE MONKEY DANCE I THROW 8,95 CAD AT YOU SO YOU READ THE OTHER TWO PARTS BTW I FIRST READ DOSTOÏEVSKI WHEN I WAS 11

Nicolas Goulet

Is this the unnamed crash out episode referenced in Glenmont metro story?

Juan Arvizu

Either the author is exceptionally good at channeling childhood into his story or they are a hack writer who kids think is the height of literature because they use some somewhat non-standard grammar and sentence structure. Either way if I understood the story right, classic case of interesting idea horribly handled and butchered.

drewseefus

Was weapons based on this?

Kyle Slater

As someone who just watched the sopranos for the first time I really appreciate the 1 per episode sopranos reference gooner manages to fit in.

Isaiah L

I loooove when it’s going to be one of “those” episodes 😭

lali popz

Good story kings 🙌

Ellie Riches

great story can’t wait for more! 😀

mikesmith5

Honestly what's so sad is this story has a really good idea of making a terrifying perspective of satanic panic through the eyes of a kid but sadly it took the literal route in a meta sense since this was clearly written by a kid 😭😂

Bountsy

I believe the real name was meant to be Hoffmeister but the writer probably didn't know how to actually spell the name and just spelt it incorrectly through out the whole story 😭😭😭 adding onto the belief this was definitely written by a kid

Bountsy

From Hell, i creep my cast. Beautiful story guys.

Jesse

PotC 4 was kinda lame so I could see this dude being the screenwriter for it

영우

And he was right! An all time bear trap.

Western Philosopher

From Hell I'm Jelqing

BDG

Can Darbo get special Patreon privileges to make Bonus Story funny moments? Story is meh but the crashout is glorious.

Tiny Satan

“any inkling of pirate in here, we’ll know” i’m dead

Stevielee Kaniuk-Carrier

It started semi strong? The very first paragraph is on par with Jeff the Killer’s writing quality, imo

Western Philosopher

I skimmed through his other stories and they’re all this bad, if not worse. There’s one that seems to be about some kind of 5 Nights at Freddy’s animatronic that travels through the multiverse to torture kids or something. Could be a honey hole, as Isaiah likes to say.

Western Philosopher

It’s great, isn’t it?

Western Philosopher

Update: I made it read his later stories and it expressed genuine concern over the fact that he hadn’t mentally developed over the span of his 7 year writing career.

Western Philosopher

This shit was the worst fucking story you guys have ever read. I think the author should be charged with a war crime.

Flynn Taggart

I had Chat GPT read this story and it estimated the author to be at a 9-11 year old’s writing level.

Western Philosopher

Warhammer mentioned, peak story

bongus

And this folks is why we are exclusive patron members love to see it

Mason Emerson

Im with windi what makes this story great is seeing papa meat reaction. The reddit voice is great too. Awesome video kept me going on this cold fall night 🤠

Joshua Orta

*Chortles

Paladin Balter

A24 or Blumhouse need to make this ASAP.

Whiskey Tango

Humming amazing grace before his grandma got snatched was amazing

fortnite big chungus amogus

we need the other 2 parts.

Grumar

PolterGibbst just released a very Wendigoon-esque video about it.

Western Philosopher

Granny immediately getting ripped to shreds was pretty metal

Dimmy Jeams

They’ve read maybe three or four good ones over the entire course of the channel lol

Western Philosopher

I see why this one wasn't released on the channel. Even the bountiful crashouts couldn't save this from being hard to stick with.

elnombre91

i love how casually she went full jeepers creepers on the police station

Maranda

me and my bf and both at home suffering from some type of plague. we've been bedridden for a week now, coughing like Victorian children. this is exactly what we needed to get us through covid-25

Lilly

Damn I didn’t think about that until now lol

Chelsey

We are being FED lately. Please don’t stop

Riley

I knew from the title it would be bad… but I had no idea 😂😂😂😂

Chelsey

Cream

Cream

Extra stories!!!

Samuel Parker

Need Part 2 ASAP please

Oathkeeper_13

Ok, I NEED Hunter to be subjected to part 2

Asylum Wolf

Please look into County Bluffs youtube channel

Logan Evans

If this story was made in all seriousness, as it seems it was, then it is honestly the worst thing they've ever read. Which means we absolutely need the other two parts

The StoicGriffin

yipee.wav

Ashley Hablitz

what kind of fucking name is HOFFMISTER.

Ashley Hablitz

Usually I’m not a fan of the bad story episodes as much but the full crash out was so funny

Sam George

It was a TREAT! Watching Hunter Crash Out is the best!

AtheistLady

I explicitly pay for funny voices and run-on sentences, wheres the 7 hour Ben Goldblume Cut?!?!

A Concerned Citizen

Best use of Patreon this & Meatcaynons are the only two I have. And Meats you get a monthly sticker!

AtheistLady

David king has lost his throne

Adair Aguilar

I'm paying $5 for this 😀😀🤘

BABABOOOE

Crash-Out, ANOTHER bonus ep, Hunter's glasses and Meat hat, Isaiah's mustache and huge microphone... a lovely new pen to make the giggles more giggly. Happy girl (4/7) My only request... Please give us an RSS link. Patreon is awful for listening to shit when you can't watch the video.

Mama Creeper

READ THE REST

Chris Coppit

We spend 7 bucks a month. We DESERVE this entire story

Reggie Wright

Pretty awful, but still prefer this over so many interviews :)

Peter Miller

I'm gonna relapse

Evyn

just in time for my get high and play minecraft session thank you creatures dressed in their skin :)

YaBoiAloooona

Every moan of "pain" from Hunter was actually him masking his pleasure while reading this. Isaiah, Hunter wants more he just doesn't want to admit it. He's being a tsundere. Give us part 2 🙏🏻

David Bern

Isn’t this the crashout story they said it got scrapped right before Hunter went to his japan trip?

Jeremy Molina

I’m paying $5 for this 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Alejandro Lopez Ovalle

Is Eileen Aunt Gladys from Weapons

Will Hayes

Isaiah wanting to do the voice but hunter keeps telling him no is so damn funny

jazmin

we need nancy's angelface pls

KYRUTI

The non paying cucks don’t deserve these sweet treats.

Mike

Fearsome_Critter

The Jimmy Neutron episode was about MacBeth* 👀

LeHarlequin .

This is art, it needs to be released on Spotify/YouTube. It's too good. To withold this would be akin to Zeus witholding flame from mankind. Be Prometheus, I implore you.

Tyler

I’m loving all these bonus stories!

Audrey Gage

This isn’t how I’d prefer to go about sharing my story, but reddit has permabanned me unto the shadowrealm for attempting to upload it - foul. Here, read it if you’d wish, all and anyone, manducate. https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1jtqSP04587kXsdeOw9jR3ximBtGn9acj

Ouroboros

Love me a good crash out episode 🥰

Brandon caldwell

Idk what they’re laughing about, as you probably guessed, I now have to sleep with a night light on and have SpongeBob accompany me so I hopefully don’t have freaking nightmares. Thanks for that :(

Tyler Whittle

YIPPIE

Gustov

Just started it, ain’t no way

Appo 141

Personally, I love the voices. Like the David king voice. It would not drive me crazy feel free to do all the voices

Soggy Sock

That story isn’t good tho. I feel like that’ll also cause a crashout

ChaoticStanley

I can't 💀

Jacob

You guys should watch the FNAF VHS tapes for a creep tv episode

Sean Woods

I remember John. Good guy until the creature beast hybrid got to him

Soggy Sock

"The morons were smoking freaking Cubans instead of guarding us" can be read in two different ways these days lol

sandra Hoke

Boy oh boy, a full channel length crash out just for me!!

Johnny Hammerstyx

Great episode to distract from Law School finals

aj storm

Holy shit they did it, they found a story with a character worse than David Fucking King.

minx the tank

I literally snorted twice laughing at this shit. This kid is way worse than David King

KaylaMoonShoes

Day 23 of asking for "The Supermarket Monster".

Deiniik

Cant believe they reference Jay Cote

Leroy Washington

Erm that’s weird, I thought I ordered “The Horror from the Vault”.

Odell Tucker

I think we’re 4/5 for patreon crashouts

Josh

the slop is sloppin and i am a slop enjoyer

bambi

isaiah ikari

Vandal Priest

Isaiah your humming sounds like a kazoo and I can’t stop laughing

Jenna Duncan

Love the fact Hunter went from duct tape colored mics, to professional Meat Canyon colored official Mics. That enormous M347 acre plot supports Allisons equine addiction, Nick(Pickle 🥒)'s milkshake prescription, Harrys WNBA presiliction, and Big Nick(Jellybean)'s pit starting obsession.

ShuckStalker

45:00 I guess you're wondering how this train wrecked?

Devan Awbrey

I wish they still read good ones

black dawn

Read the horror from the vault by isaac boissonneau

SilentDani

Technoblade reference, rest in peace king 👑 🤞

endlessbeez

I haven't watched this yet, I'm just taking a walk through the comments. This one sounds like it'll need a few listens if the crash is as bad as they say. Very excited. Also to the people nay-saying if it was awesome, they'd put it on YouTube and make actual money. Christ almighty.

LJ Pell

this guy has said dreaded 10 times so far

eddy

Me when I see my kayak

endlessbeez

Is this episode from Tyler the Creator?

endlessbeez

You had me at crashout

K

That fact im here watching this and I pay to see this just shows you guys are awesome thanks for everything love the synergy

nash fuller

i love it when they read cringe

eddy

Double creep weekend Happy Birthday to me

Tara

Just when I thought this couldn't get any worse, I have to reset the pedo incident board. 🤦🏾‍♀️

Kiyeko StarchildUnicorn

Get that baby off that floor rn 😭

C Berg

I just finished reading “Who Goes There?” by John Campbell, the novella that inspired The Thing. Would love to hear you boys cover it if you ever get the rights!

Josie Vistica

HELL YEAH BROTHER

Noah

Five dollars a month for this gold

Sala

I petition for you two to ONLY read absolutely terrible stories for now on.

Fatlace 13

Yeah yall really forcing these crashouts

SilentDani

Use me as the bring back “who up creepin” hoodie button

Moos

Oooh baby, it's gonna be a good one

Variant 5

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE

Sean Ottman

Prob soon, and they’ll prob also announce the amount in the video is my assumption 🤷🤷

endlessbeez

Just clicked on this, red the description. I am beyond hyped

Deviant

When will we get the live show uploaded and a total for amount donated

Luke Parsons

Eeeeeeeee new creep cast new creep cast!!!!!

Gina Marie

Oh boy! Smile Dog uncut and a bonus story all in one week?!

Gucci_Salad

My daughter is a year older then Isaiah so I have been through all the cartoons and Tyler the creator with him.

MeGan MangOLD

read stories by Mr Outlaw preferably my "friend has been trapped in an alternate reality"

Perrywinkle

Hunteerrrrr, I love you😗

Dyllan

this started off semi strong and fell off as soon and he started to write how he got to hell lol

KYRUTI

20 mins

Björn

Just joined patreon a hour ago and immediately a new video so happy to be here!

Braden Washington

This is gonna be FUNNNNN!!!!

Keratosis

Nah hes rocking it

Mrbluegill2000

those glasses are NOT working hunter

James wallace

Oh brother

Hayden Bushaw

Yippee kayak

Arson_ist_333

How did you get a Diet Coke without Santa

MeGan MangOLD

Wendigoon the type of guy to enjoy Merle haggard

Don Carlos

Perfect time to drop

Ben Keogh

Time to Creep my Cast and Wendigoon my Meatcanyon

butterdog97

I love just because I get an extra!!!! Yay

MeGan MangOLD

Isiah looks like he's playing with himself

Hell Boy

Hell yeah I’m so happy this dropped night shift will hit different

50cal

Sure would be better if I had an RSS feed link!

Drspiderface

Oh I am up, and by Jove, am I creeping my cast rn...

blf

thanks for creeping my cast 🙏🏽

meejah

My body is ready

tojisplaything

Hell yeah. I just finished Journal of An Unknown Soldier which was incredible I'm ready for some horrorslop.

Flynn Taggart

😐

Elijah

Oh yuuuup, this got my Willy hard and my Wally wet

Anthony Alvarez

Always so happy to see when you guys upload. I literally watch nothing else lol

Carmen Miller

Not even 5 minutes in and I can tell this is a real stinker

isaac

Hello turnk, I’m getting electrocuted

Remington getting electrocuted

Tip sticky

egma

Connor my man couldn't of said it better myself loading up a dab as we speak

August VanDam

Yay!

Rainy Raelyn

YESSSS

KYRUTI

Yippee! Listen in the stand tomorrow

Henry Arant

YEEEESSSSS!!!!!

Marina Vujic

Yissss im gonna get drunk and high and listen to this

Connor G

Something to make work bearable. Thank the gods

Ben Dover

This title could just mean they are rereading Borrasca part V

Neil Pound

Let’s get it girlypops

Quesadean

“Two bonus episodes in one week!” I thought, happily. Little did I know, the creature wrote the second story.

JTTOsamo

Oh god this story is terrible, let’s fucking gooooo

ChaoticStanley

Another bonus story already? Pleasant surprise, cheers.

Pertinax

I was just about to go to bed smhhhhh

Hunter Hefti

eeeeeeeeeeeeeYES !!

axoo

The slop arrived just in time

Espresso

OH HELL YA

Jeanette

Creepcast? More like Crashcast 😎🆒

PokéHorror777

Thank you dads

MaggaroniCheese

we always love a good crashout 😌

Catsby Nimble

thanks guys! i needed this atm

godhelpme

Mr hunter how much did your bolt thrower t shirt cost?

Remington getting electrocuted

At the last hour of my shift? You spoil me 😊

MTF - ALPHA 1

WHO UP TURNKING THEIR BROWNIE🔥🔥🔥

Turnk Brownie

Yay ❤️

Kiyeko StarchildUnicorn

YESSIRRR

fortnite big chungus amogus

WE LOVE YOU BONUS CREEP CAST STORIES

Matthew Powers

creep cast i love you

ty davie

yippee!

Count Dihcula

Woooooffff

Kyle Slater

Hi fellow Creeps!

Kylie Riter

“Fully loaded crash out episode.” Yessir

Zafaraa

Yo

Fatlace 13

Two weeks in a ROW???

Lithop

Hell yeah couldn’t wait for it

Turtle Catcha

Well aren't we just spoiled 😊😚

Johnny Samora

W

Mercy Thousoul

This better be a crash out episode 😂

HBK_Juju1005

Just in time for my walk holy timing

bru

Hell yeah!

Zafaraa

Scp-3288

Chell Rosalind Amara Lawrence

YAYAYAY

Joey

Uhhh... guys? I think my cast... is about to be creeped

Evan

Whoooo

sandra Hoke

Spooky rimjob time!!!!!

jimmy shogns

New story just for the baby’s??

Kyle Slater

This happened to my buddy John once

Kade

Thank you for feeding us

Lylah Carranza

let’s fucking gooooo!

Bailey Smith

Deer smoked my car tonight, cannot even explain how much this made my night SO much better

Meredith Przybycien

Huge

Andrew Dodge

Oh boy

Savan_Banan

HELL YES

drew

another crash out? damn

marshall

Hell yeah

Fernando Ruiz

Best birthday present ever

Alex

CREEEP CASTTT

Atrocity

I wasn’t expecting this

Marisa Faith

Hello

Kimball's1221

Yes!

Ferris Fairweather

Yoooo

Kyle Slater

hell yeah

Professor Creepin