Why do you always play as chicks?

Dorm. When I was applying to college, it was the last thing I ever thought about. For me, the main thing was to get in, pass the exams, and finally get the hell out of the dump I grew up in. And now here I am, lying on the top bunk, face buried in the pillow, listening to the clattering keyboard below.

— Alex… — I mumble, rolling over to the other side. — You’re fucking annoying, seriously. It’s one-thirty in the morning.

He doesn’t even hear me. Thinks that since he’s wearing headphones, he’s not bothering me at all, though I can hear everything perfectly. Even the lines coming from his headphones and the background music leaking out through the plastic headband.

I lift my head and glance down: Alex is slouched in his chair, the laptop screen glowing right into his face. He’s so focused he doesn’t even blink. On the monitor is his character: a tall elf girl in shiny armor that barely covered her nipples, with long white hair and a completely impossible body.

— Wish she was here instead of you, — I grumble, thinking Alex won’t even hear me, then louder, — Why do you always play as chicks?

Alex tilts his head a little, headphones still on, but I see the smirk on his face.

— Because it’s nice to look at a pretty ass when you’re running around the world, — he replies without even turning.

I snort.

— Just wrap it up already, I’ve got an early class tomorrow, — I say, this time loud and annoyed, so even through his headphones he should catch it.

Alex finally reacts: takes off one ear cup, turns around. The same smug grin is still plastered on his face.

— Relax, Nate, — he drawls, — just a little more, I’ll finish the quest.

— You’re seriously pissing me off, — I mutter and flop back toward the wall, but this time I throw the pillow over my head, to block the noise and hide from the light. But only a few seconds pass before something stabs my eyes, like the room lit up all of a sudden.

— Alex, what the—

I shout, turning and lowering my head, but I never finish the sentence, because my roommate Alex is no longer sitting there. In the glow of the screen, a girl was reflected. I even rubbed my eyes to rule out a hallucination. But no.

In the chair before the monitor sat a girl. And not just any girl — the very same one who a second ago had been on his screen. A silvery costume, ridiculously tight around her massive tits, gleamed in the dim light of the monitor. A slim waist, wide hips, stockings, heeled boots, and long silver hair tied in a high ponytail. And sticking out from under the headphones were long pointed ears. Too long for a human.

She sat there, still staring at the monitor, fingers flying over the keys. But they were no longer man’s hands — they were slender palms with long thin fingers, adorned with bracelets set with dark red crystals.

— Wha… what the fuck?! — I gasped, jerking upright on the bed.

She slowly turned toward me. Her eyes gleamed, pupils stretched a little, almost like a cat’s. And that squint… terrifyingly familiar.

— Dude, just one more minute — she exhaled. The voice was soft, but in the tone I heard my roommate.

I froze, a chill running down my spine.

— Alex?.. — I asked, my voice breaking into a rasp.

She blinked, then lowered her gaze as if just to check something — and froze. Same as me. A moment later her fingers slid across her breasts, and I heard a faint metallic creak — the silvery bra was barely holding back those massive shapes.

— What… — she whispered as if she had just noticed, or more likely, suddenly realized what she was sitting in. — This… what the hell is this?!

Her voice cracked into a hysterical scream at the end. She jumped up so sharply that the chair she’d been sitting on crashed back into the wall. Her huge tits bounced with the movement, and for a second I forgot that in front of me was actually my roommate and not some sexy fantasy cosplay model.

— Dude, I can feel everything! — she yelled in panic, grabbing at her waist, then her hips, then her breasts, which barely fit into her hands and spilled over the tiny metal cups. — This… this… Fuck! What the fuck is this shit?!

I swallowed hard. My throat was so dry it felt like I’d downed a liter of sand.

— Alex… — I breathed, feeling my head spin. — Is that really you?

— Who the hell else?! — she snapped, whipping around to me, her long silver ponytail lashing across her shoulders. — I… I even… shit, I can feel everything shaking!

I gulped again, unable to look away from what was shaking. Her enormous boobs bounced wildly with every panicked move, the strained metal barely holding them back, like it could snap any second. Heat rushed to my face, and I turned away quickly, but the image stayed burned into my mind.

— Alex… — my voice cracked, — cover yourself, damn it!

She whipped her head toward me, her silver ponytail slicing the air. And of course, at that exact moment her hands slipped off her tits. The metal cups clanged, barely clinging to the heavy curves, and I froze like an idiot, unable to tear my eyes away.

— Fuck you! — she screamed, her voice so shrill and high-pitched my ears rang on their own.

She froze, startled by how her voice sounded now. Then she slapped both hands over her mouth and started breathing in ragged gasps.

— Fucking hell… — she whispered, staring at me with wide eyes. — This isn’t normal.

I nodded silently, though inside everything was pounding. My chest felt tight, my breath heavy. I tried not to stare, but my eyes kept darting back to her, to her new body, to that ridiculous armor clearly never meant to cover anything.

— Okay, calm down, calm down… — she muttered, pacing nervously in place. Her heels clattered against the dorm room linoleum, and she kept tripping on herself, struggling to stay upright. Her massive tits bounced with every move, the metal squeaking under the strain like it was about to split apart. — I’ll just… I’ll just log out of the game, and everything will go back. Right? Right?..

She lunged toward the laptop but tangled her legs and nearly fell. Probably, if those weird metal boots with the high heels hadn’t been so tall, she would’ve hit the floor, but instead she just twisted her knee a little.

— Fuck! Who the hell thought anyone could run in these?! — she panted, grabbing the edge of the desk. — Everything’s… everything’s… — she swallowed, blushing — falling off!

I swallowed too.

— Well, you were the one always picking those kinds of… characters… — I said uncertainly.

— I picked them to look at, not to— OW! — she yelped, jerking when her tits dropped down and smacked into the edge of the desk so hard she whimpered. — Holy shit… they’re heavy!

I gulped, watching her push off the desk in panic, only for her boobs to drag her forward even more, straining against the tiny metal cups, the armor looking like it was about to give out.

— Uh… well… welcome to reality, elf girl, — I blurted, though inside everything screamed, 'WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SAY?!' My eyes kept locking on her breasts, and my heart pounded like I was confessing to a girl for the first time.

She jerked, whipping her head toward me, staring so sharply I almost collapsed back on the mattress. Her silver hair spilled over her shoulders, her massive tits bouncing with the motion and clanging loudly against the metal bra.

— Are you serious? — she asked hoarsely. — That’s the best you’ve got right now?

I turned red, feeling like I was being scolded not by my dumbass roommate Alex but by some girl I wanted to impress. And right then, my eyes accidentally slid to the monitor. I nearly cursed when I saw Alex on the screen instead of the half-naked elf. The very same Alex, my roommate, with his regular guy face, in his gray T-shirt and wrinkled shorts. His gut stuck out even in third-person view. He stood there holding a sword, his chest heaving as his shoulders rose with every breath, like he really was the game character.

— Uh… Alex… — I nodded carefully at the screen. — You… saw that?

She (I still couldn’t bring myself to call her “he”) snapped her head toward the laptop. Her silver ponytail whipped through the air, her tits jiggled, and the bra groaned under the strain.

— Fuck… — she hissed. — That’s… me?

I clenched the blanket in my fist. On the screen was Alex, the usual Alex, with his belly, messy hair, and the look of someone who’d just eaten instant noodles. And right here, in reality, stood a tall elf girl with tits so big they were practically pulling her forward.

— Well… yeah… — I stammered, my mouth dry as sand. — Looks like now we’re both staring at your… uh… ass.

She flinched but didn’t even snap back. She just looked from the screen to her hands to her tits, which she couldn’t hold even with both palms.

— This isn’t normal, — she exhaled and sat on the edge of the desk, immediately wincing as the metal bra dug into her skin. — It’s… pressing… and just… God, why does it feel so real?!

I swallowed. It felt like the more she moved, the less control I had over myself. The tight cups, the trembling curves, thighs wrapped in stockings, the heels she sat on awkwardly, unsteady…

— Look, maybe… you could try… taking it off? — I suggested carefully, not even believing I was saying it.

She jolted like I’d shocked her.

— Are you fucking insane?!

— No, I… It’s just, this can’t be real. This has to be some kind of dream! — I rattled on quickly, my eyes this time glued to the strip of her thong cutting between her legs. — So when else would I—I mean, you—see yourself like… this?..

She snapped her head up. Silver hair spilled over her breasts, and I could literally hear the armor straining under their weight.

— Are you out of your damn mind?! — her cheeks flared red, though she was already burning with flustered heat. — I’m not gonna… strip!

I raised my hands like I was surrendering.

— That’s not what I meant! — I lied, though I couldn’t tear my eyes away from the thin strip vanishing between her thighs. — Just… think about it. When else in your life would you ever, uh… see all this…

She froze, staring at me like I’d just delivered the dumbest excuse in history.

— You’re sick, — she muttered, turning away. But there wasn’t much certainty in her voice. I knew Alex was a pervert, and I pressed on it, though I definitely should’ve been thinking about something else at that moment. But I just couldn’t stop.

— I could help… at least take off that bra, — I breathed, my tongue stumbling over the words while my thoughts raced like crazy.

She spun back to me, her hair whipping in a silver wave across her shoulders.

— You’re kidding me?! — but at the same time, both her hands grabbed her tits again, which looked like they’d burst out of the metal cups any second.

I swallowed.

— I mean it. You said yourself it’s pressing, cutting in… It hurts, right?

She froze, hesitating. The metal creaked as she made a clumsy move. A grimace flickered on her face — a mix of pain and embarrassment.

— It’s… shit… it really is tight…

Carefully, I climbed down from the top bunk and stood beside her. My heart was pounding so hard I was scared she’d hear it.

— Let me try, — I said more quietly. — Just… as a roommate.

She let out a heavy sigh, then suddenly turned her back to me.

— Just make it quick!

My fingers trembled as I touched the cold metal. Her warmth burned underneath, her skin like fire. The clasp was tricky, I fumbled too long, and every time I brushed her back, she shivered.

— Hurry up… — she hissed, biting her lip.

— Almost… there… — click. The clasp gave way, and in the same second the bra sprang open with a loud metallic snap.

I flinched back, turning away instinctively, but it was too late: her tits burst free, heavy, alive, bouncing so hard she moaned from the sudden relief. In panic she pressed her hands to her breasts, but her fingers couldn’t possibly hold it all in.

— Oh God… — she exhaled with clear relief, though blushing all the way to her ears. — They’re actually… real.

I stared, unable to look away. My chest burned, my lower stomach tightened so badly I turned aside, praying the darkness would hide the fact that my dick was sticking up hard.

— Well… at least now you can breathe, — I muttered, trying to mask my voice.

She let out a hoarse laugh, looking down, and in her tone I suddenly heard something familiar again — something of Alex.

— A dream then… in that case, I’d like to stay in this dream a little longer.

Her hands squeezed her tits, and a soft, almost stifled moan slipped out of her, like she hadn’t expected it to feel so sharp. The massive curves spilled out of her fingers, quivering, bouncing again, swelling with weight all on their own. She sucked in a shaky breath, bit her lip, even her long elven ears twitched.

— Dude… — she breathed hoarsely, — do you even get how insanely real this feels?..

I only nodded, but my heart pounded so hard it felt like it would rip through my ribs. My throat was dry, my fingers clenched the edge of the mattress, my eyes glued to her. Each of her breaths set her breasts swaying, and my vision blurred with it.

— Shit, they’re… so… — she let out a nervous giggle, hugging her tits again, but her fingers slipped, and they shook, dragged downward, barely fitting into her hands at all. — I wouldn’t even be able to walk with these!

I squeezed my eyes shut, but that only made it worse, because my imagination instantly painted them pressed against my chest, her hair tickling my neck, that new high voice breathing right into my ear…

I clenched my thighs tight, but it didn’t help. Heat flared stronger than ever.

— Alex… — I rasped out. — I… I can’t…

She turned, her breasts swaying right in front of my face — and that was it. I groaned, doubled over, and a wave burned through my whole body. My lower stomach jerked, and in the same moment I felt it — heat gushing between my legs, soaking through, fabric sticking wet against my skin. Warmth spread through my underwear, thick and sticky, and it finished me off completely.

The room fell silent for a second, only our ragged breathing filling it.

She blinked, staring at me wide-eyed. Then suddenly let out a nervous laugh:

— Holy shit… this dream is insane.

And I buried my face in my hands, my breathing rough, uneven. Shame scorched hotter than the burst of pleasure itself. I only just realized: I actually cum… just from staring at my roommate in the body of an elf girl.