Weird remote - part 1

Part 2: https://www.patreon.com/posts/weird-remote-2-110771070

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That morning Joseph awoke from a strange dream with a sense of confusion and disbelief. In his dream, he had found a remote-control device that could allow him to switch the heads of people that was hidden in the attic of his childhood home.

He yawned, rolled over in bed, and stretched. "That was one crazy dream," he muttered to himself as he slowly rose up from the sheets, blinking the sleep out of his eyes. But as Joseph got dressed, his curiosity got the better of him, and he decided to explore the attic in the hope of discovering whether the dream was real or not.

To his surprise, Joseph actually found the remote, and as he dusted it off, the three buttons caught his eye. One was marked "Conscious Swap," another "Oblivious Swap," and a third "Mind Swap."

"Hm... interesting," Joseph murmured, turning the remote in his hand. He walked to window of the attic and looked down to the street below. There were only two potential targets—a muscular man with a well-built physique and a tall blonde girl who stood near some old beat-up car. The man's body seemed strong and healthy, the kind Joseph always dreamed about having.

With a smile, he aimed the remote at the man, but as he did so, he tripped and accidentally pressed several buttons at the same time. The remote slipped out of his hand, and the flash was so bright that he covered his eyes. He felt dizzy.

When he opened his eyes, Joseph gasped. He was standing on the sidewalk next to a car. He blinked rapidly in disbelief when he looked down at himself and instead of his body saw feminine breasts covered by a tight crop top and short mini skirt. His gaze caught the reflection in the car window where reflected Joseph's familiar face but in the body of some woman.

"What the hell?" he whispered, but the voice that came out was high-pitched and unmistakably female. It was really still his head, just that now a red lipstick painted his lips, hoop earrings hanging from his ears that swayed as he turned his head back to look up at the attic window. He could see a woman, more precisely, the head of that blonde on his body looking down at him as if nothing strange had happened.

"Give me my body back!" he shouted, feeling the strange sensation of hearing his voice with a different voice and at a higher pitch. He raised his arms, showing her that it was really his body that she now occupied. However, the girl in the attic only turned away and disappeared.

“Marlene! What are you hollering at the house for?” he heard the man's voice next to him, who pulled him by his hand toward the old beat-up car. “C’mon, babe, we gotta hit the road. We ain’t got all day to hang around this dump!” he laughed, as if everything was perfectly normal.

"I—I'm not—" Joseph tried to protest, but man's grip firm as he led Joseph toward the car. Feeling of the tight crop top clinging to his chest, the short mini skirt that barely covered his thighs, and the unfamiliar sensation of breasts and hips that swayed as he moved—everything felt too much. It was like a bad joke.

He didn't even have time to think about anything before he was already standing near the car and the man opened car door and said something, laughing loudly as Joseph fell into the passenger seat without even having time to realize that. The door slammed behind him and man quickly slid into the driver's seat, revving the engine and starting to drive.

Only when they were speeding away from Joseph's house did he realize what was going on! "Look, buddy! Stop this car right now, I am not Marlene!" Joseph tried to say but it came out more like a shrill cry, only making the man next to him laugh.

"Oh, Marlene, you’re a hoot. Always jokin’ around." the man said as he placed a hand on Joseph's bare thigh. "Now, why don’t ya be a good girl and gimme somethin’ to keep me awake on this drive, eh? Maybe a lil’ sucky-sucky or somethin’?” Joseph felt a shiver go down his spine as he felt the man's rough hand on his bare thigh, slowly moving higher and higher up and gulped in shock realizing what kind of shit he found himself in.