Times are tough, and Rubin finds himself having to take on another job. One thing led to another, and now he works part-time as an erotic dancer... with a very special performance.
This evening, the illustrious red panda takes to the pole with his overstuffed belly in tow. His show is, understandably, low-key, with slow yet erotic hips swings, his stomach swaying and bouncing with each movement. It takes all of Rubin's effort to lean close enough to the raucous audience to accept their payment, one even offering a raspberry custard as appreciation, which Rub takes graciously.
With the sweet snack in his mouth, Rubin leans back into the bamboo pole. He begins gulping down the pastry as the audience cheers and hollers. Even over the loud music, he hears his tortured tummy grumble at him adding even more to its burden. He seductively caresses his belly, an action that rouses an already excited audience. He may regret this performance later, but for now, Rubin relishes in the attention and profit.