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Found an old pitch I sent to the lads: The Original Wedding Emporium

Look at that fresh face and wild hair. So full of youth and the joys of the world. I guess somethings never change... (eyes to the side emoji)

Anyway never leave a joke behind that's what I always say, no matter how shite. Especially if you came up with it. 


Side note: I really miss that top. Bought two of them and wore them until they disintegrated.

Comments

The final version of this sketch was great, but this was really clever too! It felt a bit like a wedding-themed mashup of "Matt's Mat Warehouse" and "Definitely Not A Scam!" Thanks for never leaving a joke behind. 😊

selkie

Aren't 50€ bills brown? 😅

Oh, that was really good! :D And the smile in the still at the end of the video is very adorable. How could anyone turn that pitch down?!

Hog’s wisdom is so keen. 😂 Never leave a joke behind, no matter how shite. 🤍 What a personality! Edit: Oof, and the humor...! 🤣

Great pitch, who could possibly say no🤣 I guess that's one way to make sure you never forget your anniversary, be reminded of it every month when you pay your bills!

Vicki

That top DOES look really cozy.... :)

Hit the nail on the head lads. You could also include stag or hen do's with this and all that expense. At least you can rent out the suits, haven't seen a single bride rent a dress or wear it after. Suppose you could turn it into a baptism gown to get more wear. So much stress and expense for one day. Elope or go abroad. Have a party when you come back. You just need a bride, groom and two witnesses. Everything else is just unnecessary. Parents wouldn't be too happy but sure it's not their day.

Very good, with you selling it I am sure people would happily still pay it!

Rose Main

Gosh, you guys are so good at what you do. 👌

Great, you should do it! Having just had to go to someone's wedding I'm right on board with the cynicism! Loved the re-started sentences too :)

So relatable, Hog. I witnessed the circus at my sister's wedding so when it was time for my own we just popped into the marriage registration office with our witnesses, had lunch, and reached our workplaces by 2 pm.

I love your post with video too 😂😂


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