Supervillain Finds out Hero is a Neko Script

This was my second video to really blow up. And I was super happy about it! I loved the script, I loved recording it. I felt so comfortable with the character, so happy with all the wonderful comments I got on it. It was the start to my series, which is ongoing at this point! I love supervillains and I love Nekos. Even the most cringe-worthy of Neko audios have a near and dear place in my heart. Especially the ones where the listener is the Neko. There's a softness to them, a gentleness with the Va's, even if they usually do harder more intense audios. I love it so much, being cared for and, I guess, respected. I wish that was real life. 

Anyway, here's the script. 

Supervillain Finds out the Hero is a Neko: [F4A] [Hero Listener] ASMR Roleplay

Sounds needed: Evil noises?

Evil Laugh

Ah my pathetic nemesis. You have once again fallen into my evil trap. This is the one you won't escape from! Not like the last twenty traps, I assure you. This one is entirely different and much more evil. And you will not escape!

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Oh, yes, this is my evil monologue. Well, you fell into my trap a lot quicker than I expected so I didn't have a chance to write my usual speech, but I'm doing my best. And I don't like the judgement in your tone. It takes a lot of work to put together these speeches! Now, where was i?

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Cough

Oh, whatever. I guess we could skip to the part where you escape and beat me up and lock me in a jail cell and then I escape and do it again.

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Um. I'm... waiting. Are you going to break out or...?

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You... can't? Why not?

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The... plant? Jeffory? yes, I named my potted plant jeffory, don't judge me. What does he have to do with anything?

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A catnip plant? I mean, I suppose it is. Why? Are you allergic or something?

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Wait... is catnip your kryptonite? Is it your weakness? Did I finally discover your weakness?

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So, you seriously can't get out? Like at all?

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Well. I'm not entirely sure what to do then. I mean... all my plans revolve around you beating me. But now you... can't. And I know you can't! So really... you can never beat me again.

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This is heartbreaking. My whole life is crumbling down before my eyes!

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No, I can't just move the plant and we can pretend this didn't happen. The whole point of this is for me to figure out your weakness or your identify or something. That was the whole goal! I never thought I'd get there, though, so I was having fun getting beat and thrown in jail, then breaking out of jail and coming up with another way-too-complicated plan.

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Wait... I figured out your weakness so.. I might as well figure out your secret identy.

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Shh shh stop squirming we both know you wont' escape. ApPaRenTly. Let me just take off this mask and...

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AWWW

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You have earssss oh they're so fluffy ooh so flooffy aw the little kitty baby WAIT

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My archnemesis is a NEKO?! You're a neko?

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WHY!? I mean... I've never heard of a super neko. Aren't you guys like pets or something?

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You had a super human owner and you fought crime together?

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I've never met them. Who are they? And, for that matter, shouldn’t' they be here rescuing you?

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They... died? Oh. I'm... I"m so sorry. What happened? If you don't mind me asking.

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Ohh I killed them? oh oof. Yeah that's... that actually explains a lot. Why you're so dead set on stopping me all the time, why you don't really do the whole witty-banter thing... it's more than just fun for you... it's personal.

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Sorry I just got distracted by the ears. They are so FLUFFFY

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Yeah I know you're tying to have a serious conversation but who has time for dramatic backstories when your EARS ARE SO FLOOFY

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Can I pet them please?

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Why not!

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Well technically you're the captive one here, so I really don’t see how you have the right to be giving orders.

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Yeah that's true, I do owe you one since I killed your old owner and everything. Hey, if you're so mad about that, why did you never kill me? You know, for revenge and... everything.

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Becuase then you'd be no better than me? Oof. That's really... heroic.

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Bleh. We don't like that. We don't like heroism. No ma'am. Not in this household.

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I am sorry, though. About your owner.

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I didn't even mean to kill her. My death ray just accidentally worked.

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Yeah, total accident! I hate when my evil plans actually go according to plan. It ruins all the fun!

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Sorry I got distracted by the ears again if I don't pet them right now I think I'm going to die. Can I pet them PLEASE

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Why NOT please, please my adorable archnemesis neko superhero of fluffiness

I'm begging you. Let me pet them.

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Still no? Aw. Ok I won't.

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Well I'm not entirely sure what to do now. I mean, I could take a picture of your face and sell it to all the papers. That would totally reveal your secret identify and ruin both your personal and work life.

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Sigh

But that would mean I'd never get to see you again. And we can't have that, no, no. It's not like I could do the whole supervillain thing without you, right? What would I be without you? Just a random super person wrecking a city. Where's the drama without you? There is none.

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Yeah, I know I'm rambling. I'm not entirely sure how to process this large amount of new information. My whole world has been shaken by those two floofy ears!

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Have you ever thought about the supervillain life? I could use an evil sidekick. Especially one as fluffy as you. Then, when someone comes into my lair, I could have you on my lap in a big spinny chair and when they come in, I'll spin around and stroke your head and say, "Well, well, well, look what the cat dragged in," And it will be clever because there will be a cat on my lap. Get it?

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What's with that blank stare. Don't judge me, kitten, I'm doing my best, ok.

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So, what do you say? Feel like joining the supervillian squad? We've got a lot of benefits. Cookies, for one. One of main supervillains here, you know Doctor Devious? The one that has monsters made of yarn that tangle you in their webs?  Anyway she's a grandmother of like seven so she's an expert at making cookies and always brings them to the breakroom. So after we break out of jail, we get fresh cookies! Oh yeah, she knits those monsters herself by the way. She calls them her Floofy Yarn Babies but we don't tell anyone becuase if the superheroes guild ever found out they're fighing Floofy Yarn Babies we'll lose our street cred.

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Why are you just staring at me like that. It's kinda creepy. Which is actually good, you can stare at our enemies that way. Which would actually be the heroes. So you can stare at the heros in that creepy way, because if you joined us you'd be a villain and they'd be the enemy... do you understand? I feel like I 'm rambling senselessly.

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We get insurance, too. Medical, dental, the whole nine yards. Even pet insurance. No idea who pays for it, but we do. Probably some chaotic evil supervillian who took it upon himself. Or herself. or they're self. It's a modern age of villiany.  We actually have a thing called superhero entanglement insurance, which is basically for anyone who falls in love with a superhero. It pays for the wedding and whatever damage is caused by both heros and villains showing up for the wedding. And you know every villian in the tri-state area is coming to that wedding. We support each other. I'd support you if you joined. I'd pet your ears every day if you did. If you wanted. If you didn't want me to, I wouldn't.

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You could live with me. I have a spare room. It's kind of a loft, actually, but it has a nice windowseat. And it has a skylight too, so you can watch the stars. And I have a huge library so you could read and sit in the windowseat and watch the stars. That would be nice, right? You'd like that?

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Maybe I could sit with you and we could cuddle! That would be nice.

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What? Did you say something?

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Why am I a villain? Oh. No, I don't have a traumatic backstory or anything. Actually, both my parents are still alive and well, I visit them on weekends. They have a farm in the country with three cats. Hey, cats like you! Well not really like you. They're cats aren't heroes. Right, why I'm a villain. Well, it's my powers, you see. As you know, can make anyone live their greatest fears out in their mind,  like a trance. When or if they're able to break out of the prison their minds create, I've already overpowered them. That's not really a superhero power. Fire is a hero power. Or your powers, are a heros powers. But greatest fear mind trance powers? That's villian powers.

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No, I suppose I wouldn't have to use them for evil. I could use them on bad people. But that would make me a villain to those bad people, wouldn't it? And if I was a villain, i would be a bad person. It's all a matter of perspective, and it does get very confusing if you sit and think about it long enough. Everyone's a villain to someone, so i might as well just call myself a villain and save everyone the trouble.

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Sigh

Here, let me take off these restraints.

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Hmm?

No, I'm letting you go.

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Well, if you want to join the villains and come live with me, you can stay. But I understand if you don't. You can go. But I suppose that, now that I know who you are, I'll have to find another hero to fight... don't worry, I won't tell anyone. See, here, as a sign of good faith, I'll take off my mask.

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Takes off mask

See? There. Hi! I'm not so scary without the mask now, am I? Just a person like you. Well, not entirely like you, I guess.

Sirens

Oof that would be the police coming for me. I'd better put this back on and get going.

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If you want to join, little hero, just let any of the villains you fight know. Word will get back to me. It always does. But, if not...

It's been an honor, hero. Until we meet again!