Meeting a Ghost in Your House Script

I'd just listened to a ghost x human ASMR that got me salty. It was too serious, too... I don't know, just meh. So, I rewrote it until I was happy with it. I liked the thumbnail I made for this one, too. 

Anyway, here's the script. 

Meeting the Ghost in Your House [F4A] [] ASMR Roleplay

Sounds needed: creepy old house sounds, tv sounds?

The year is 2030 and you just moved into a new house. You thought buying an old house would be interesting and, after all, it was a great deal. You assumed the only problems with the house would be old plumbing. Imagine your surprise when you hear an eerie voice behind you one day in your living room...

Ghost noises

Ooh be not afraid! Wait that's angels. Be afraid, be very afraid! I am a ghost! OoooOOoh oh you're watching the new marvel movie can I watch too?

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Why are you screaming. That's loud. I have anxiety. Can you not?

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Daddy chill

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I'm just going to wait in the corner and rock on my comfort rocking chair until you calm yourself

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Seriously, it's loud. Do you want me to have an anxiety attack? Good then.

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What am I? A ghost, obviously. Haven't you seen Ghostbusters? Or literally any horror movie ever? Yeah, like that. Except I don't try to kill anyone. And no one tries to kill me. I'm basically just left alone. And I like it like that because social anxiety my friend.

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What am I doing in your house? This is my house, excuse you. At least, it was. Well, no not really because I had a huge mortgage so it was technically the banks. I should have rented an apartment or something. Or built a tiny house. But then I would have less room to haunt, so there's that.

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Well excuse me, I haven't seen anyone in fifty years, I'm allowed to be a little talkative. What, do you want me to just disappear back into the walls?

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Oh. Hurtful. Well fine, if I'm not wanted, I'll just go possess a doll or something.

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Yeah, that would be creepier wouldn't it. We don't want that. We like me in delightful musty ghost form.

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So, can I watch the movie with you?

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Why not though. I could just stand behind you. I wouldn't bother you or anything. Unless someone I like dies. Then I'll probably start crying and doing the whole ghostly wailing thing.

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But I'm bored :( Like, super bored. Like do you know how boring is to be stuck in the same house for years and years and years and years

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Yeah no I'm not going to shut up. The last people who lived here got me addicted to Marvel movies and I intend to see what has happened since the last people left.

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What movie did I leave off on? Infinity war. Infinity war. Freaking Infinity War. I am literally dying to know what happened. And yes, that was a ghost pun. Don't expect any more puns, puns are the scum of comedy and I only use them when absolutely necessary.

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So, can I watch the next movie with you please. Whatever one is after Infinity War?

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No, don't make me leave, please!

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No, you don't need to call an extortionist I'm not a demon I'm a ghost there's a difference. I'm not actually sure what gets ghosts out of places. Except for WHO YOU GONNA CALL, Ghostbusters! Don't worry I'll spare you my rendition of the rest of the theme song. but I do have it memorized so in case you ever want to hear it.

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Ok, I won't sing it.

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Yeah, I'm usually not this friendly with strangers. But I saw the hufflepuff jacket you put in the closet, your full collection of hunger games novels, and the marvel movie was the finally straw. I had to introduce myself.

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Oh yeah, i guess I didn't really introduce myself, did I. I'm Maryanne. Dumb name, I know, but it's not the worst. My little sister was named Edith, bleh. She's dead now. I'm dead now.

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What year am I from? Well, what year is it now?

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Oh, well, I'm from the 1950's.

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Yes, I'm from the 1950's. Why, you don't believe me?

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Yeah, I do know about harry potter and the hunger games and stuff. The family that lived here before kept me very well informed. I didn't talk to them much, but I they had a daughter my age, so I snuck around with her. Learned to like the things she liked. She was nice. She moved out, though. They all moved out. And now you're here! So, I can hang out with you.

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Why don't you want to hang out with me? I'm nice! Sometimes. I do need to be alone sometimes, though. To recharge my social batteries. But you aren't really socially draining. You're nice. Kinda. When you aren't trying to get rid of me.

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How did I die? Um I think I starved... I don't really know. I could have died from dehydration now that I think about it. Mom took my little sister out, and dad locked me in my room and I just... starved.

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I don't know really. There was some problems between mom and dad. I don't really care.

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Well, would you care about your death?

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Oh. Well if I ever see you as a ghost after your death, we can be Sherlock Holmes and Watson and figure out every single detail about your untimely demise.

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Sure, I'd do that for you. We're friends, aren't we?

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Hon, you're a hufflepuff. I'm a slytherin. I've adopted you as my child. There's nothing you can do about it.

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Yes, you have a ghost slytherin parent. I am technically a lot of years older than you so yeah, I'm your parent.

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Does that mean I can watch the marvel movie with you?

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Ok, I promise I won't break anything or possess anything. I won't do anything creepy. Except maybe walk around a little at night. I have to get exercise somehow, and night is better than me running around during the day. Unless you put on exercise videos during the day, then I won't have to during the night.

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Sooo marvel movie? Please!

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yesss I'll just hover over here. do you have any popcorn?