Meeting a Stranger to Feed Script

This was my first video to really blow up and get popular. I was proud of the script. I wrote a lot of myself into the character of Roxy. I love the name Roxane. 

I was also kind of fed up with the vampire story where the listener is helpless and the vampire is all dominant and sexy. Like bleh. I like my story. Both sides are happy, content... it's a peaceful, chill exchange. I was proud of it. People seemed to like it. 

Anyway, hope you enjoy. :) 

Meeting a Stranger to Feed: [F4A] [Vampire Listener] ASMR Roleplay

Sounds needed: City Streets, Car screeches, footsteps

Sounds

Cough

Whispers

Um... hello? Edward Cullen? Anyone there...?

Whispers

This was a bad idea, a very bad idea... I'm totally going to get killed, right? Like, you see an add on craigslist by a vampire asking for blood and you agree?  Yup, I am actually crazy. Or suicidal, do I need help!? Obviously, I need help I'm meeting a vampire in a dark alleyway... and I'm talking to myself.

Walking sounds

AH! Oh, dear, oh my great aunt's big toe, you nearly gave me a heart attack.

Deep breaths

Are you the... you know... Dracula, Buffy, Klaus, Mobius, Damon, bloodsucker

Hand over mouth sounds

Whispers

Sorry, sorry I'm just excited and nervous and terrified and

Hand over mouth sounds

Whispers

Ok, ok, I get it. Quiet, quiet. But you are the... one I'm meeting, right?

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Whispering

Are you really a... you know.

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Yeah. Vampire.

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REALLY!? Sorry yeah, quiet, shh. Please don't put your hand over my mouth again. It's cold.

Pause

So, this is real? Like the add, was actually real?

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You're really going to drink my blood!?

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I mean... I guess I'm ok with it. I wasn't honestly sure it was real at first but then I was like... if it is real you'll probably die which, meh, but also you'll meet a vampire which is literally the coolest thing ever. So. Yeah, I'm ok with it. But... You're not going to kill me, right?

Pause

Oh ok. You just want to drink a little?

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Sounds good to me. It's like donating blood or something except literally amazingly cooler.

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Do I want anything in return? Um... questions. I have questions, my friend. Many many. Is that a fair trade? Blood for answers?

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Laugh

That sounds evil. Blood for answers! Wait, are you evil?

Pause

Oh. Ok then.

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Oh, um yeah, right you're hungry.... I'm going to be honest the way you're looking at me is insanely creepy. But also... epic? Like this is the coolest moment of my life? My heart is pounding right now. Oh, do you like that? Can you like... taste adrenaline or whatever?

Pause

You can? Oh, you don't particularly like it? Oh. Ok... I'll try to calm down.

Deep breathing Exercises

Between Breaths

Sorry

This

Is

Just

The

Coolest

Day

Of

My

Life

And we're calm. Better?

Pause

Good. So, do you want to drink out of my neck or my arm or what?

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Neck? Ok... let me just move my hair out of the way then

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Hair Sounds

Um... ok. Sorry, I'm a little nervous. Will it hurt?

Pause

A little bit? Oh dear. That's what they said when I got my first tattoo. I cried.

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No, I promise I won't cry now I've matured since then. Slightly.

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Sigh

Just drink please, I'll get over it. The faster you do it the less time I have to worry about OW oh ow ok this is happening. Oof ooh I can feel your fangs. This is kinda awesome actually. I'm being eaten by a real live vampire! This is so cool like

Pause

Oh, sorry, yeah I'll be quiet and let you eat. No, I'm not tensing up. I'm relaxed. I'm being relaxed.

Breathing

Pause

Last thing, this is awesome, you're awesome, I feel so honor that... yeah ok I'm quiet.

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Breathing

It actually doesn't hurt as much anymore. Actually, it's kind of relaxing in really weird way...

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Oh, that's it? You're done? You don't need anymore?

Pause

Well, that wasn't bad at all! No, no, not bad at all. It hurt at first but now it just feels like mosquito bites. Is it supposed to ich at all? It better not I hate... oh, good. Excellent. (Accent)

Pause

Sorry the accent felt relevant. Was it good? Are you full?

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Yay! Good! I'm a successful vampire meal. Actually, not sure how I feel about that... ooh... I'm getting a little dizzy.

Pause

No, it's ok but um... I kinda like to sleep. Which is weird because usually I can stay up really late with no problem. Actually it is kind of a problem, because I can't get to sleep until like 3 am. I'm usually up listening to sad music and crying about my many problems. I don't know I feel kinda weak all of a sudden.

Pause

Oh yeah, I guess blood loss will do that to you. Hey, could we like... call or text or something? because I do have questions but also... sleep.

Pause

We can? Oh good. That's nice. You seem nice. For a vampire. Is that racist? Vampir..ist?

Pause

Laugh

You're right, I need sleep. Oh, is this your phone number? Ok, I'll call you. Or, text because phone calls give me anxiety. Thanks!

Pause

Huh? Oh. What? Drink some juice and avoid physical activity? No problemo, my vampirical friend. I'm addicted to grape juice and a couch potato. I'll call you when I wake up tomorrow. Or will you be in a casket or something awaiting the nightfall?

Pause

Oh, that's a myth? Well good. I think it would get awful stuffy in those caskets.

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Huh?

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Don't donate anymore blood for around a month? Ok! Wasn't planning on it, but thanks for the heads up. Your kind of the only vampire I know. And I hate needles...

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Oh, there's a taxi. I'd better go catch it to get home but um... I'll call you, ok?

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Laugh

You're welcome. It was great to meet you! Oh, I didn't catch your name. Your craigslist username was 'thisvampirelovesbookandcats' so not really a name, although helpful and I trusted you immediately. So, what's your name?

Pause

Love-struck

That's beautiful. No, like really. Like. Were you a victorian queen or something? A noble lady? You had be! Did you live a Jane Austen novel?

Pause

Right, right. Questions in the morning. Sleep now. Questions later.

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Oh, my name!

Oh, I'm Roxy! Roxane, but that's too formal for every day. Of course, this isn't just a regular day... so you can call me Roxane if you'd like.

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Nervous laugh

It sounds so fancy when you say it. And there goes the cab. I have to go. Nice to meet you! I'll call you? Goodbye!

Running off